On December 22 2012 00:07 Zinnwaldite wrote: I pee in the sink,, so i wash my hands while i pee..
And that ladies and gentlemen is how to keep a clean dick for more blowjobs.
When I'm going out I usually wash before and after, mostly while earning weird looks from the guys who do neither. I also try to avoid touching the door handle in the same way as "those guys". I guess a certain club who thought UV lights in the toilets are a great idea really scarred me for life. Obviously they removed it after like a week of having them in there.
youve convinced me to start washing my hands before I pee.... but that doesnt change the fact that peeing is dirty business which is why I'll also wash my hands when I'm done.
On December 21 2012 23:59 Crownlol wrote:Having a degree in biology, let me explain something clearly. From a bacterial perspective, your hands are much, much, MUCH dirtier than your penis. It's not even close. In fact, your penis is one of the cleanest areas on your body. Just think about it- you shower, clean that thing real good, then protect it in clean clothes all day. Whereas your hands touch doorknobs, public keyboards, hands with strangers- disgusting.
Excuse me sir, but by "clean clothes", do you perhaps mean my underwear? The same "clean clothes" I use to cover my asshole?
Just a social manner etiquette to wash after you use the restroom not just pissing. I personally wash before and after, im more concerned about Slar Jr's well being than most random people.
On December 21 2012 23:59 Crownlol wrote:Having a degree in biology, let me explain something clearly. From a bacterial perspective, your hands are much, much, MUCH dirtier than your penis. It's not even close. In fact, your penis is one of the cleanest areas on your body. Just think about it- you shower, clean that thing real good, then protect it in clean clothes all day. Whereas your hands touch doorknobs, public keyboards, hands with strangers- disgusting.
Excuse me sir, but by "clean clothes", do you perhaps mean my underwear? The same "clean clothes" I use to cover my asshole?
Do you wipe your asshole with the front part of your underwear before you put them on?
If I get piss on my hands I wash. If I get poop on my hands I wash. If I have a poop where its kind of like a hard poop cork, followed by uber diarhea, that kind just shoots out then there is mess all over the underside of the toilet seat and my ass cheeks, I kind of hang my ass over the side of the bath tub and hose that bad boy down.
I don't wash my hands, but I wear sterile plastic suit constantly. I believe that if you touch 1 thing, your skin will immediately dissolve and you'll die.
Fact: half of TL has hosophobia, you know, those disgusting evil bacteria on your skin and such? You know, those bacteria actually occupy space for other bacteria. It's like occupy wall street, where the common people block that shit off for the evil 1%. Now, if you continually wash all of those off, then the evil businessmen bacteria can just roam freely around on your skin. Washing and hygeïne is overrated, most of the time you're safer when you don't worry about it so much.
On December 21 2012 23:59 Crownlol wrote: The concept that the genital area is somehow dirtier than the rest of the body is wildly inaccurate, and stems comes from repressed Christian traditions in the West.
Having a degree in biology, let me explain something clearly. From a bacterial perspective, your hands are much, much, MUCH dirtier than your penis. It's not even close. In fact, your penis is one of the cleanest areas on your body. Just think about it- you shower, clean that thing real good, then protect it in clean clothes all day. Whereas your hands touch doorknobs, public keyboards, hands with strangers- disgusting.
Biologically speaking, it is safest for your body to use hand sanitizer before you urinate, flush with something other than your hand (paper towel), then open the door to the restroom with a paper towel. I only wash my hands after peeing in the restroom as a courtesy if there are other people around who don't realize I have hand sanitizer on my desk and in my car.
Touching your clean penis with your filthy hands is even worse for those of you with wives and girlfriends. Now your wife gets all of the disgusting bacteria you had on your hands right in her mouth or vajay. Not cool bro.
*Edit* Reading the posts above this one, the amount of biological misinformation is astounding.
@runeweld, iloveoil, your dick is not dirty, and washing your hands before you pee is *nothing* like taking a shit after you shower. Actually, it's more accurate to say that *not* washing your hands before you pee is like taking a shit after you shower, since you're introducing bacteria to an area that was already clean.
Actually there are inaccuracies here too. I am a phd student in microbiology and study human commensal bacteria.
Your hands are only dirtier in the sense that they are more likely to have "tourist" bacteria on them (that you picked up from the environment). In terms of total bacterial load, warm and moist places always have the highest. In general, unless you are in some way immunocompromised, these tourists are nothing to worry about, because they will be excluded from colonization by the resident bacteria that always live with you.
The reason you wash your hands after using the bathroom is as people have said, to avoid fecal contamination, because many infectious diseases are very easily transmitted in this way (fecal to oral). It is more of a matter of public health than personal health.
And hands sanitizer is never as good as using soap and water to wash. Hand sanitizer depends on bactericides like triclosan to kill the bacteria. Many bacteria are naturally resistant to these antimicrobials, and the more we use them the more we select for resistance. Soap dissolves the whole bacteria and then rinsing with water physically removes thes tuff from your hands.
germs make you stronger. i never wash my hands when i pee(or jerk off for that matter) and i always shake peoples hands and touch them if the situation dictates it.
I'm horrified when I'm on the stool at work and hear others enter the restroom and leave without washing their hands. I have very little reason to wash my hands right before I go, since I wash my hands very often throughout the day anyway. But I really don't want my groceries bagged by some kid who didn't wash up. Some items have holes in them, like the containers for hot chicken, but whether or not the items are exposed, it's gross for them to be handled thus.
On December 22 2012 00:05 choe wrote: i sit down to pee. means i dont even need to touch my wiener at all. no need to wash hands or to even discuss about that. and no, im not a girl.
and btw: pee is antibacterial. it works way better then most soaps when its about this bacteria stuff. (not kidding)
What the heck. You're a man, and you sit down? Lol.
On December 22 2012 00:05 choe wrote: i sit down to pee. means i dont even need to touch my wiener at all. no need to wash hands or to even discuss about that. and no, im not a girl.
and btw: pee is antibacterial. it works way better then most soaps when its about this bacteria stuff. (not kidding)
Yes, for several seconds at least! It turns bacterial very quickly.
So if you're going for a Bear Grylls, drink it right away. Don't wait
On December 22 2012 01:03 ParkwayDrive wrote: man you people are paranoid.
germs make you stronger. i never wash my hands when i pee(or jerk off for that matter) and i always shake peoples hands and touch them if the situation dictates it.
youre welcome for making you stronger
I would hit you in the face for that. Shame I don't know you. Germs only makes you stronger if you don't get sick. You are the pinnacle of laziness and egoistic, thinking you have the right to decide for others.
edit: In retrospect, I should have made one post instead of 3..oh well
I have never washed my hands before I pee and in all my 28 years have never seen anybody else do it either. The very idea is foreign to me to be honest. I do on the other hand wash my hands after I go to the bathroom which I think most people do on average.
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