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Do you wash your hands before or after you pee?

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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 21 2012 07:41 GMT
#1
Why do most people wash their hands after they go pee instead of before? This is what I have always done, but after some thought, I feel that it is more optimal to wash your hands before you go pee instead of after. The reason is because your hands are strong. Your hands can have as much germs on them or be as dirty as you want, and they will be fine. Your wiener on the other hand, gets easily infected. It would make more sense to wash your hands before you go pee so you don't make your wiener all dirty.


Now here are 3 separate scenarios outlining the difference between washing your before you pee and washing your hands after you pee

Scenario #1: How dirty does it get down there?

Wash before pee - You had a long adventure today. Maybe your hands are covered in sweat and tears from a painful day. Maybe your hands are covered in blood from a knife fight. Or maybe your hands are covered in strange bacteria and fungi. But all of that no longer matters when the luke warm water runs through your fingers, washing it all away. You are left with the refreshing feeling of clean skin as you make your way to the urinal to empty some urine.

Pee before wash - You had a long adventure today. Not only is it all on your hands, it's also now on your wiener!

Scenario #2: Shaking someone's hand after you go do other stuff

After you leave the washroom and go do other stuff, you hands become covered in everything you touch, so they're dirty now. If you shake my hand, all that stuff goes onto my hands, and all the stuff on my hands goes onto yours. Having a little more or little less pee on your hands at the start won't make a difference.

Scenario #2: Shaking someone's hand after you leave the washroom

Wash before pee - I shake your hand as I bid you Good Evening. You feel a little embarrassed that your hand had a little something on them. However after shaking my hand, you feel that there's a little something extra on my hand as well. We may have only just met, but we both know that we just shared a special manly bond, and in this moment I feel closer to you than I have ever felt with another person before.

Pee before wash - I shake your hand. I feel the soft gentleness of your skin, and praise you on the cleanliness of your hand, but in my mind, I know what you had to sacrifice for your hands to be this clean. I know where all the dirt and germs went.



So anyways, prior to reading this, did you wash your hands before you went pee or after you went pee?

Poll: When do you wash your hands?

I wash after I go pee (283)
 
50%

I don't wash my hands (121)
 
21%

I wash before and after (87)
 
15%

I wash before I go pee (72)
 
13%

563 total votes

Your vote: When do you wash your hands?

(Vote): I wash before I go pee
(Vote): I wash after I go pee
(Vote): I wash before and after
(Vote): I don't wash my hands



After reading this, have I changed your mind?

Poll: Have I convinced you to wash your hands before you pee?

I will continue to not wash my hands before I pee (225)
 
73%

I'm a girl and wat is this? (52)
 
17%

From now on, I will wash my hands before I go pee (31)
 
10%

308 total votes

Your vote: Have I convinced you to wash your hands before you pee?

(Vote): From now on, I will wash my hands before I go pee
(Vote): I will continue to not wash my hands before I pee
(Vote): I'm a girl and wat is this?



Emporio
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States3069 Posts
December 21 2012 08:04 GMT
#2
I wash after, and wash before depending on what I was doing. I work in a lab, so I am definitely not risking something sneaking past my gloves.
How does it feel knowing you wasted another 3 seconds of your life reading this again?
TheSwedishFan
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden608 Posts
December 21 2012 08:05 GMT
#3
I wash my hands with my pee
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Omnidroid
Profile Joined November 2011
New Zealand214 Posts
December 21 2012 08:06 GMT
#4
Only if you use your weiner to hold your sandvich.
CaptainCharisma
Profile Joined February 2011
New Zealand808 Posts
December 21 2012 08:08 GMT
#5
You should include in the second poll "I do not wash my hands before or after I pee and I still will not wash my hands".

I never got the point of washing hands re pee. Are people accidentally pissing all over their hands or something? If I'm in a public toilet I'll do it out of courtesy, but that's all.
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danbel1005
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1319 Posts
December 21 2012 08:09 GMT
#6
AT HOME: usually before I pee, and always after I pee.
NOT AT HOME: before and after ALWAYS.
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Absurdly
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada59 Posts
December 21 2012 08:09 GMT
#7
The point of washing after is for the benefit of others not yourself. Although it's true we touch dirty things all the time anyways, I think it's more the idea of it that grosses people out.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
December 21 2012 08:12 GMT
#8
I have to change my underwear after going pee because it drips down and makes a huge wet spot. Especially right as soon as I get into bed.
Terranist
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2496 Posts
December 21 2012 08:12 GMT
#9
interesting point but i don't think the weiner is that easily infected because most people don't wash before they pee. imagine how many hours you can save in a year by not doing prewash.
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Cite
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia251 Posts
December 21 2012 08:13 GMT
#10
To be honest your idea about washing before is great, and actually makes a lot of sense.

But lets not kid ourselves, its just the same concept about touching your cock then not washing after. Sure you may not piss like a maniac but smell is particles of said substance. Closer you are the more you get on your hand. Now coupled with your cock possibly being dirty already from sitting in a sweat pit between hair, pants and what have you it really only makes as much sense to wash after as before hahaha.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
December 21 2012 08:14 GMT
#11
I sometimes do both I dont know why but its just a habit before I pee I wash my hands and afterwards i wash them aswell
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 21 2012 08:15 GMT
#12
On December 21 2012 17:12 Roe wrote:
I have to change my underwear after going pee because it drips down and makes a huge wet spot. Especially right as soon as I get into bed.


Fear not my friend, I have made a thread in the past just for that very problem!

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=136011
Csong
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada396 Posts
December 21 2012 08:25 GMT
#13
after..
{ToT}ColmA
Profile Joined November 2007
Japan3260 Posts
December 21 2012 08:27 GMT
#14
i wash my hands after i pee and i wash my hands before i eat but i am strange, i also sit when i shit
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 21 2012 08:32 GMT
#15
On December 21 2012 17:27 {ToT}ColmA wrote:
i wash my hands after i pee and i wash my hands before i eat but i am strange, i also sit when i shit


I don't want to give too big a spoiler on my next thread, but since toilet seats are so dirty, I have experimented with ways to avoid sitting while shitting. One way that I'm trying to learn now is one where I do a handstand in front of the toilet, and try to shoot poop into the toilet. I called it "Basketball Poop".
Kiro21
Profile Joined April 2012
Canada19 Posts
December 21 2012 08:32 GMT
#16
Doctors wash hands before and after. As I am hoping to be one some day I.... wash both before and after!
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
December 21 2012 08:32 GMT
#17
On December 21 2012 16:41 Chairman Ray wrote:
The reason is because your hands are strong. Your hands can have as much germs on them or be as dirty as you want, and they will be fine. Your wiener on the other hand, gets easily infected.


Oh really? I've had one or two nail groove infections in my life, but never has my dick been infected.
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derthy
Profile Joined June 2012
United States79 Posts
December 21 2012 08:32 GMT
#18
I dunno man, the wiener is a dirty place in the first place so unless your hands are pretty dirty from like touching poo or something it doesn't make much difference to wash before. In any case, don't people just keep their hands clean anyway or is it just me?
WetSocks
Profile Joined June 2012
United States953 Posts
December 21 2012 08:34 GMT
#19
I wash only after I pee...especially at my school's toilet eew
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
December 21 2012 08:41 GMT
#20
On December 21 2012 17:27 {ToT}ColmA wrote:
i wash my hands after i pee and i wash my hands before i eat but i am strange, i also sit when i shit

wait wtf
you can shit while standing? ive done it a few times but those were big turds that i was having trouble getting out sitting..
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