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derthy
Profile Joined June 2012
United States79 Posts
December 21 2012 10:38 GMT
#41
On December 21 2012 18:15 Sephy90 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2012 17:12 Roe wrote:
I have to change my underwear after going pee because it drips down and makes a huge wet spot. Especially right as soon as I get into bed.

For the longest time now I use a single sheet of toilet paper to dab the leftovers plus I'm really good at shooting out that last bit of urine if that doesn't sound too strange. Also question for you guys~ do any of you get a mini orgasm while/after pissing? I either enjoy it too much or I need to get laid.. I'm talking about almost 100% of the time when I piss.


I think it means you masturbate too much dude (or too much sex), if that makes any sense. So much so that your penis is just sensitive to 'release'.
Uni1987
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands642 Posts
December 21 2012 10:49 GMT
#42
On December 21 2012 17:51 My_Fake_Plastic_Luv wrote:
do you wash before or after you jack off? I know I have to take a cold shower after to wash away the tears streaming uncontrollably from my eyes. how bout yall?


I'm not really washing my hands though, as I am trying to wash a away my sin.. Just don't want to go to hell, but i'm afraid that ship has sailed, 53486 times.
.............
forsooth
Profile Joined February 2011
United States3648 Posts
December 21 2012 10:51 GMT
#43
Depending on what I've been doing I may not bother at all, but if I'm at work for instance I always wash before and after since I work in a hospital.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
December 21 2012 11:08 GMT
#44
It really depends. If I had touched something unpleasant I'd wash my hands before and after. Otherwise just after.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Ryndika
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1489 Posts
December 21 2012 11:34 GMT
#45
Sure I was my hands after peeing. It's not only for others but I like to clean my hands couple of times in a day. Prevents also your keyboard getting dirty faster.
as useful as teasalt
Alex1Sun
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
494 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-21 11:38:41
December 21 2012 11:38 GMT
#46
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote:
I wash my hands with my pee

We have the best answer here! :D
This is not Warcraft in space!
Intgrl
Profile Joined June 2012
27 Posts
December 21 2012 12:55 GMT
#47
On December 21 2012 17:57 HunterX11 wrote:
Washing your hands after you pee isn't about your genitals at all; it's about fecal bacteria. You've got shit in your pants--yes, even in the front. It's a tiny amount, but enough to get on your hands and transmit disease. Please don't get your shit all over everything: wash your hands after you pee. If you want to wash your hands before as well, that's fine, but bear in mind that washing your hands afterwards is about other people, not just you.

At least someone made this post. I was desperately waiting for this while browsing through the thread. +1
among the mindless
bOneSeven
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Romania685 Posts
December 21 2012 13:10 GMT
#48
stop washing your hands after every contact with anything else. I haven't seen people stronger than my grandparents and some of my friends grandparents who lived in more rural places, and none of them washed their everything all the time.

If you don't give some pracctice to your immune system ... ? What will happen?..

I only know one dude whose parents were weird with extreme hygiene and he started to develop weird disease at early ages... In the past I used to brush my teeth with toothpaste 3 times a day, was my hands very often, take showers several times every day and I oftenly got colds, and I had to fix about 10 of my teeth. Now it's a bit more rarely, and it's only for actual useful hygiene. Actually wash the 4 most important parts of your body once every day and you're fine.

If anyone gives a study about how thorough hygiene is good and moderate hygiene is worse I will most likely dismiss it...because why wouldn't some corporation want to isolate some effects in some studies to promote their products ?

If you wanna come with something solid to this argument, you come with the research of people you actually know and trust who are studying these things, or the next best thing, which is personal experience, which has been butchered a lot lately, which is a side effect of people want to control people, and people who liked to be controled. Sry for the conspiracy-like thought process of mine, but considering how often people lie, I can only trust myself and a close group of friends.
Planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
Absentia
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom973 Posts
December 21 2012 13:27 GMT
#49
I wash my hands after washing my hands.
The reason why is that when I turn the tap off, I'll have touched the tap (which has bacteria on it).
Unfortunately, this has lead to a loop in which I never get away from the sink.
GizmoPT
Profile Joined May 2010
Portugal3040 Posts
December 21 2012 13:30 GMT
#50
ill just pee without touching anything
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Arkless
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1547 Posts
December 21 2012 13:34 GMT
#51
What if you pee with no hands???? I like to live dangerously..........
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Dracolich70
Profile Joined May 2011
Denmark3820 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-21 13:38:45
December 21 2012 13:34 GMT
#52
I am a firm believer of strengthening your immune system by not taking this germ thing far at all. If I had to go protect myself from all the germs that I get attack by, I would not only turn crazy, but also enter a sterilized state, where I am more vulnerable, since my immunity system is weak.

Once heard of an actor who had a sick child, and kept his home pretty clean from germs, only resulting in the child being weaker.

I have also since childhood, underdressed for the winter.

PS I almost never catch colds, or sick in general, even though I do not live very healthily, and smoke a lot.
LiangHao
forestry
Profile Joined August 2012
95 Posts
December 21 2012 13:43 GMT
#53
have you tried using an AC at max setting with barely any clothes on for several hours?
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44116 Posts
December 21 2012 13:48 GMT
#54
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops stay in your pants.

Wait what? I wash after I pee, even if I don't pee on my hands. I don't wash my hands before I go to the bathroom.

But it's December 21st, 2012, so I might just wash my hands before I pee and not wash them afterwards, just to see what'll happen.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
MHT
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden1026 Posts
December 21 2012 13:49 GMT
#55
Am i the only one who's mastered the art of peeing without touching your penis?
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44116 Posts
December 21 2012 13:51 GMT
#56
On December 21 2012 22:49 MHT wrote:
Am i the only one who's mastered the art of peeing without touching your penis?


I think you're the only one who's missing out on the art of touching his own penis. It's a really nice experience.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
synd
Profile Joined July 2011
Bulgaria586 Posts
December 21 2012 13:51 GMT
#57
TL just next level'd the weirdness of the 'General Forum'
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44116 Posts
December 21 2012 13:53 GMT
#58
On December 21 2012 22:51 synd wrote:
TL just next level'd the weirdness of the 'General Forum'


Nah. This thread has been done before. A bunch of times. Usually with polls.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
MHT
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden1026 Posts
December 21 2012 13:56 GMT
#59
On December 21 2012 22:51 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2012 22:49 MHT wrote:
Am i the only one who's mastered the art of peeing without touching your penis?


I think you're the only one who's missing out on the art of touching his own penis. It's a really nice experience.

If your talking about what I think you are then your a master marksman.
Butterednuts
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States859 Posts
December 21 2012 13:57 GMT
#60
We've already had this thread before, I think it might even be by the same person.
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