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Mohdoo
Profile Joined August 2007
United States15725 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-21 08:44:46
December 21 2012 08:43 GMT
#21
I am a scientist and handle chemicals regularly. Sure, I wear gloves. But I still wash before touching my weewee.

edit: And after of course, since I am a decent human being. I also wipe the tip of my dick with toilet paper to avoid the little drops in my boxers.
DaCruise
Profile Joined July 2010
Denmark2457 Posts
December 21 2012 08:46 GMT
#22
I dont wash my hands....only if I get pee on them.
KaiserJohan
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1808 Posts
December 21 2012 08:48 GMT
#23
I wash my hands with pee.
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My_Fake_Plastic_Luv
Profile Joined March 2010
United States257 Posts
December 21 2012 08:51 GMT
#24
do you wash before or after you jack off? I know I have to take a cold shower after to wash away the tears streaming uncontrollably from my eyes. how bout yall?
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Blargh
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2103 Posts
December 21 2012 08:54 GMT
#25
I'm sorry but I don't usually go out of my way to make sure my dick is pristine and shiny. After all, what difference does a little bit of dirt make when there's all sorts of STDs lurking down there?

In all seriousness though, I wash my hands so I don't get any of my "dick germs" on the things I touch, like food and people. I'm afraid that I have no need for any other body part of mine to be clean. I don't wash my arm after I touch it, I don't wash my ear after I touch it.

The real issue is not that you wash your hands prior to taking a pee, it's that everyone who touches their dick ends up turning the faucet knob on the sink. This is AFTER they get all their "dick-germs" on the knob. Then, when you are finished washing your hands, you turn the faucet off, thus touching the "dick-germed" knob. Then everyone else who touches the faucet knob gets these disgusting "germs" all over their hands after they JUST cleaned them!!!!!
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
December 21 2012 08:55 GMT
#26
ever since watching house md i will always wash before and after, that scene with cuddy in the restroom is immortal
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HunterX11
Profile Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
December 21 2012 08:57 GMT
#27
Washing your hands after you pee isn't about your genitals at all; it's about fecal bacteria. You've got shit in your pants--yes, even in the front. It's a tiny amount, but enough to get on your hands and transmit disease. Please don't get your shit all over everything: wash your hands after you pee. If you want to wash your hands before as well, that's fine, but bear in mind that washing your hands afterwards is about other people, not just you.
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jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
December 21 2012 08:58 GMT
#28
if i just ate with my hands and theyre greesy or cheesy or whatever;
i was wash before before peeing then of course again afterwards.

VB_WhiplashJC
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia64 Posts
December 21 2012 08:58 GMT
#29
If you're worried about germs on your hands giving you an infection, I'm wondering how you hold yourself when you piss. I believe having a foreskin is useful in this situation.

Wash after anything that got your hands dirty. That way you don't have to wash before anything.
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Glioburd
Profile Joined April 2008
France1911 Posts
December 21 2012 09:01 GMT
#30
Why the heck would you wash your hands before you go pee ? :D
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phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-21 09:03:26
December 21 2012 09:01 GMT
#31
Although it's conventionally accepted to wash only after peeing, if you think about it, the converse is more logical and more conducive to your health. Simply put, my hands usually contain more pathogens than the tip of my penis. So it makes much more sense to wash your hands before touching your precious.

Although I'd prefer that other males make sure they wash the hands after the deed, if you are just thinking about your self-interest and you had to choose one, you should be washing your hands BEFORE.
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walrusaurus
Profile Joined October 2012
Canada8 Posts
December 21 2012 09:04 GMT
#32
I wash my hands while I pee to save time!
FrogOfWar
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany1406 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-21 09:08:12
December 21 2012 09:05 GMT
#33
On December 21 2012 16:41 Chairman Ray wrote:
Your wiener on the other hand, gets easily infected.


No it doesn't.

How many infections of any kind did you have in your life? How many of those were penile infections?

Your hands are strong, but they come close to your eyes, nose, mouth, and everywhere. Your wiener is strong too, and it doesn't.

(Btw. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0lvfWOk9qw)
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
December 21 2012 09:15 GMT
#34
On December 21 2012 17:12 Roe wrote:
I have to change my underwear after going pee because it drips down and makes a huge wet spot. Especially right as soon as I get into bed.

For the longest time now I use a single sheet of toilet paper to dab the leftovers plus I'm really good at shooting out that last bit of urine if that doesn't sound too strange. Also question for you guys~ do any of you get a mini orgasm while/after pissing? I either enjoy it too much or I need to get laid.. I'm talking about almost 100% of the time when I piss.
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Crescens
Profile Joined October 2012
Bhutan19 Posts
December 21 2012 09:15 GMT
#35
Hopefully you aren't grasping the tip as you urinate; this tool isn't to be used as a garden hose, except in special situations. Men, when is the last time you've had a UTI? Good. What is the environment around your gonads? Warm, moist and dark, a bacteria spawning pool. After you're done handling your infestor, give your hands a wash so your swarm eggs don't hatch in your one-night-stand's cooch later on, leaving you wondering why you can't move beyond that first date...
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
December 21 2012 09:17 GMT
#36
Why the fuck would you wash your hands before you pee unless you have something really nasty on them, that makes you hand cold which makes it uncomfortable for your little man. It's not like you will get an infection in your penis by holding your fucking shaft with slightly dirty hands... unless you pee with fingers on your glans? Which is the wrong way to do it, btw.
lightrise
Profile Joined March 2008
United States1355 Posts
December 21 2012 09:40 GMT
#37
are you kidding me. Anyone who has not thought about washing their hands before they pee have some problems. There is some nasty shit on your hands whether you know it or not. I also usually dont wash my hands after I pee unless I really need to. The reason being is because pee is sterile and if you dont get any pee on your hand your fine.
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Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
December 21 2012 09:44 GMT
#38
On December 21 2012 18:40 lightrise wrote:
are you kidding me. Anyone who has not thought about washing their hands before they pee have some problems. There is some nasty shit on your hands whether you know it or not. I also usually dont wash my hands after I pee unless I really need to. The reason being is because pee is sterile and if you dont get any pee on your hand your fine.

The nasty shit on your hands is placed on the nasty area between your balls and the tip of your penis, where it does no harm and probably feels right at home. Maybe it's different with americans though since americans for some reason follow the jewish covenant with god and mutilate their penises... I can see how bacteria from your hands is a bigger problem if you have forcefully removed natural protection.
ineversmile
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States583 Posts
December 21 2012 09:51 GMT
#39
Play it safe. Wash before and after.
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insectoceanx
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States331 Posts
December 21 2012 10:19 GMT
#40
I wash my hand before i spank it, does that count for anything?
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