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7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
December 24 2012 12:30 GMT
#141
On December 22 2012 02:10 Raggamuffinoo wrote:
Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).


Yeah go tell that to a patient thats having a septic shock.
That's the stupidest thing I've read in here, please dont talk about medicine ever again like you know anything about it


Also please wash your hands after the toilet everyone, its mostly not about saving yourself, its about not endangering people around you. Unless you touch your face, your skin, other peoples hands, the items you use, the animals you pet WITH YOUR DICK, then wash your hands after going to the toilet.
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CaptainCharisma
Profile Joined February 2011
New Zealand808 Posts
December 24 2012 12:33 GMT
#142
I've always reasoned you're more likely to get some nasty stuff on your hands when you push or pull the door handle open to leave the public bathroom, not from touching your own dick.
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Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8225 Posts
December 24 2012 12:36 GMT
#143
On December 24 2012 21:30 7mk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 22 2012 02:10 Raggamuffinoo wrote:
Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).


Yeah go tell that to a patient thats having a septic shock.
That's the stupidest thing I've read in here, please dont talk about medicine ever again like you know anything about it


Also please wash your hands after the toilet everyone, its mostly not about saving yourself, its about not endangering people around you. Unless you touch your face, your skin, other peoples hands, the items you use, the animals you pet WITH YOUR DICK, then wash your hands after going to the toilet.


And to the people who thinks that their dick stays clean inside their boxer, you are being an idiot. Your crotch is probably the fastest germ gathering spot on your whole body, along with your armpits. Would you really cook dinner with your dick? No? Then stop being so fucking egoistic and take 10 seconds off your life to wash your hands!
furymonkey
Profile Joined December 2008
New Zealand1587 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-24 12:54:17
December 24 2012 12:42 GMT
#144
The stupidest thing is the way toilet doors are designed. Here in New Zealand all the doors are to push to enter, and pull to exit, toilets are the same, which is very inconvenient.

Why am I forced to touch the handle after I washed my hand? Fucking logic...
Sometimes I just use paper towel to avoid touching it directly.

Edit: Did a quick search, and it seems it has something to do with building codes. They should just avoid putting a door...
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7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
December 24 2012 12:48 GMT
#145
On December 24 2012 21:36 Excludos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2012 21:30 7mk wrote:
On December 22 2012 02:10 Raggamuffinoo wrote:
Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).


Yeah go tell that to a patient thats having a septic shock.
That's the stupidest thing I've read in here, please dont talk about medicine ever again like you know anything about it


Also please wash your hands after the toilet everyone, its mostly not about saving yourself, its about not endangering people around you. Unless you touch your face, your skin, other peoples hands, the items you use, the animals you pet WITH YOUR DICK, then wash your hands after going to the toilet.


And to the people who thinks that their dick stays clean inside their boxer, you are being an idiot. Your crotch is probably the fastest germ gathering spot on your whole body, along with your armpits. Would you really cook dinner with your dick? No? Then stop being so fucking egoistic and take 10 seconds off your life to wash your hands!


I'm sorry, I have no idea what you are trying to say here
I agree with the last part though!
beep boop
Destro
Profile Joined September 2009
Netherlands1206 Posts
December 24 2012 12:53 GMT
#146
isn't urine sterile?
bring back weapon of choice for hots!
Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8225 Posts
December 24 2012 13:51 GMT
#147
On December 24 2012 21:48 7mk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2012 21:36 Excludos wrote:
On December 24 2012 21:30 7mk wrote:
On December 22 2012 02:10 Raggamuffinoo wrote:
Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).


Yeah go tell that to a patient thats having a septic shock.
That's the stupidest thing I've read in here, please dont talk about medicine ever again like you know anything about it


Also please wash your hands after the toilet everyone, its mostly not about saving yourself, its about not endangering people around you. Unless you touch your face, your skin, other peoples hands, the items you use, the animals you pet WITH YOUR DICK, then wash your hands after going to the toilet.


And to the people who thinks that their dick stays clean inside their boxer, you are being an idiot. Your crotch is probably the fastest germ gathering spot on your whole body, along with your armpits. Would you really cook dinner with your dick? No? Then stop being so fucking egoistic and take 10 seconds off your life to wash your hands!


I'm sorry, I have no idea what you are trying to say here
I agree with the last part though!


People are claiming that they don't need to wash their hands because they showered earlier that day and are using clean boxers. Sorry, it doesn't work that way.
Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8225 Posts
December 24 2012 13:54 GMT
#148
On December 24 2012 21:53 Destro wrote:
isn't urine sterile?


Yes, right as it comes out. But its also moist and the perfect temperature for unwanted bacteria.
Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8225 Posts
December 24 2012 13:56 GMT
#149
On December 24 2012 21:42 furymonkey wrote:
The stupidest thing is the way toilet doors are designed. Here in New Zealand all the doors are to push to enter, and pull to exit, toilets are the same, which is very inconvenient.

Why am I forced to touch the handle after I washed my hand? Fucking logic...
Sometimes I just use paper towel to avoid touching it directly.

Edit: Did a quick search, and it seems it has something to do with building codes. They should just avoid putting a door...


Doesn't make sense in my opinion, you always wants doors to go outwards in case of fire, don't you?
crazyweasel
Profile Joined March 2011
607 Posts
December 24 2012 15:29 GMT
#150
I wash my hands with my urine, best detergeant ever. before eating and after peeing. also I wipe myself with my left hand Hindu style and only eat with my right. also I sqat when I shit gives a nice feeling.

but i never wash my hands with water and soap, nasty...
Rhayader
Profile Joined October 2012
Romania189 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-24 15:33:33
December 24 2012 15:31 GMT
#151
And people wonder why nerds are unpopular... (note i wasn't referring to you crazyweasel, your post was very funny, but this thread is inane and pathetic)
imBLIND
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2626 Posts
December 24 2012 15:54 GMT
#152
should prolly do both. had a friend who cut a pepper and got pepper juice all over his balls.
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zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
December 24 2012 16:21 GMT
#153
I always wash my hands after I pee since I have to flush the toilet. I really want to wash my hands after I touch anything in the bathroom.
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Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8225 Posts
December 24 2012 18:25 GMT
#154
On December 25 2012 00:54 imBLIND wrote:
should prolly do both. had a friend who cut a pepper and got pepper juice all over his balls.


Yeah, thats happened to me before as well. Protip: wash your hands before you pee when you're making chili con carne.
Infernal_dream
Profile Joined September 2011
United States2359 Posts
December 24 2012 18:34 GMT
#155
Do you guys wash your hands after anything you touch? Nope? Then why are you bothering to flame those of us who dont wash our hands after we piss? You're gonna touch doors, walls, lights, god knows what else. Not to mention most of the germs on your hands are good, not bad. I rarely ever wash my hands and get sick maybe once a year, if that.
Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8225 Posts
December 24 2012 22:40 GMT
#156
On December 25 2012 03:34 Infernal_dream wrote:
Do you guys wash your hands after anything you touch? Nope? Then why are you bothering to flame those of us who dont wash our hands after we piss? You're gonna touch doors, walls, lights, god knows what else. Not to mention most of the germs on your hands are good, not bad. I rarely ever wash my hands and get sick maybe once a year, if that.


So instead of having a couple if set points a day where you wash your hands, say after you pee, you just let the bacteria keep gathering up an entire day so you can pass them on to whoever you come in contact with? Maybe you don't get sick from your own germs, but everyone around you will. Honestly didn't expect this bullshit lazy as attitude from so many in here. Maybe the stereotype white nerd who sits in his own filth in his mothers basement isn't so far off as I thought? No wonder girls shy away from us.
Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5912 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-24 23:17:42
December 24 2012 23:17 GMT
#157
Lol. This thread is gold(en).

Never really considered washing before peeing. I just assumed a shower once a day covered it.

I wonder what Manifesto voted.
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
December 24 2012 23:18 GMT
#158
On December 24 2012 21:36 Excludos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2012 21:30 7mk wrote:
On December 22 2012 02:10 Raggamuffinoo wrote:
Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).


Yeah go tell that to a patient thats having a septic shock.
That's the stupidest thing I've read in here, please dont talk about medicine ever again like you know anything about it


Also please wash your hands after the toilet everyone, its mostly not about saving yourself, its about not endangering people around you. Unless you touch your face, your skin, other peoples hands, the items you use, the animals you pet WITH YOUR DICK, then wash your hands after going to the toilet.


And to the people who thinks that their dick stays clean inside their boxer, you are being an idiot. Your crotch is probably the fastest germ gathering spot on your whole body, along with your armpits. Would you really cook dinner with your dick? No? Then stop being so fucking egoistic and take 10 seconds off your life to wash your hands!


I WOULD IF I COULD
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jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
December 24 2012 23:28 GMT
#159
On December 25 2012 08:18 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2012 21:36 Excludos wrote:
On December 24 2012 21:30 7mk wrote:
On December 22 2012 02:10 Raggamuffinoo wrote:
Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).


Yeah go tell that to a patient thats having a septic shock.
That's the stupidest thing I've read in here, please dont talk about medicine ever again like you know anything about it


Also please wash your hands after the toilet everyone, its mostly not about saving yourself, its about not endangering people around you. Unless you touch your face, your skin, other peoples hands, the items you use, the animals you pet WITH YOUR DICK, then wash your hands after going to the toilet.


And to the people who thinks that their dick stays clean inside their boxer, you are being an idiot. Your crotch is probably the fastest germ gathering spot on your whole body, along with your armpits. Would you really cook dinner with your dick? No? Then stop being so fucking egoistic and take 10 seconds off your life to wash your hands!


I WOULD IF I COULD

lololol oh man. i want to see someone say, "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 24 2012 23:36 GMT
#160
Always wash after, and sometimes before, depending on how dirty I feel my hands are.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
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