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ErAsc2
Profile Joined May 2012
Sweden256 Posts
December 21 2012 19:38 GMT
#121
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote:
I wash my hands with my pee

This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.
Swedish GM Protoss http://eu.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/2336142/1/MilkEA/
Punscho
Profile Joined January 2011
70 Posts
December 21 2012 19:41 GMT
#122
That Rife dude...

Personally, I love me some 9 volt batteries to cure my cancer! Of course it's always the DOCTORS that suppress the "mircacle cures", because they would run out of work!!! All of them are non-empathic assholes with no families and friends they care for. Or maybe every doctor have access to the mircacle cancer cure and nobody they love or care for ever dies from cancer... Hmmm

And however much I love George Carlin's comedy he's not a medical doctor, and I also think the bit about "a little dirt never hurt anyone" is part of a larger bit about how parents are sheltering their kids from everything so they become unable to handle these things later in life. Might be remembering that part wrong though.

Nobody wants your dick and ball sweat on their stuff! Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom regardless of how acrobatically you pee or what velocity your shit has!
Kaitlin
Profile Joined December 2010
United States2958 Posts
December 21 2012 19:50 GMT
#123
On December 22 2012 04:38 ErAsc2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote:
I wash my hands with my pee

This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.


Well, that's great to know, but I have a question. In those "in a hurry" situations, which part of the ritual gets sacrificed ? I'm hoping it's not the final soap and water cleansing ?
theMTC
Profile Joined December 2012
United States4 Posts
December 21 2012 19:51 GMT
#124
actually robert royal rife did have the cure for cancer in the 1940s. cured people all the way up until 1955 until a lawyer from the AMA shut him up because the AMA realized the money to be made off cancer treatment. youre not gonna get the info you need from wikipedia because it is patrolled by special interests. you have to watch the documentaries produced by the doctor who rediscovered rife's journals in 1979. and sure everyone trying his methods are quacks but that doesnt mean rife was. he was the only one smart enough to build the microscope he needed and he was the only one smart enough to use it. sounds crazy but the cure data speaks for itself.


but hey im not gonna convince the TL community that big pharma and big agra are whats causing cancer in this country. but at least i can sleep at night knowing i will die of old age because my diet is pure and i wont take Rx meds.
RiZu
Profile Joined February 2012
Singapore5715 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-21 19:57:42
December 21 2012 19:53 GMT
#125
I always wash my hand before I pee and wash it again after I pee. I guess I got this habit after visiting public toilet too much. I guess washing your hand after peeing is always the go to since majority of the people does that. Well as long as you wash your hand after you visited a toilet, then it fine for me. Thankfully the public toilet just aren't as packed compared to some other countries which mean less queuing time or no.
YumYumGranola
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada346 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-21 19:54:35
December 21 2012 19:53 GMT
#126
Why do those options have to be mutually exclusive?

If I'm in there alone usually I'll do the "no hands" version once I get mah wang out. Washing your hands is more about the fact that you've touched lots of gross things like the door handle, the flusher etc. while in there.

Although funny story, I was in a hotel where they had floor lighting everywhere including the bathroom, and I never realized the ridiculous amount of splash-back which occurs when you use a urinal. I definitely felt like standing a solid 3-4 feet away from the urinal while peeing.

Also what's with the poll question about girls not knowing what this is about? Are you one of those people who thinks that girls don't have to pee/poo? If anything I would think girls would definitely want to wash after they pee because they have to wipe etc. and don't really touch themselves prior to peeing.
ErAsc2
Profile Joined May 2012
Sweden256 Posts
December 21 2012 19:54 GMT
#127
On December 22 2012 04:50 Kaitlin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 22 2012 04:38 ErAsc2 wrote:
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote:
I wash my hands with my pee

This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.


Well, that's great to know, but I have a question. In those "in a hurry" situations, which part of the ritual gets sacrificed ? I'm hoping it's not the final soap and water cleansing ?

Haha, you just don't wash it in pee. ^_^ as long as you do it once/day, I think it also reduces the chance of skin cancer etc.. I guess you can google for more information if you're still interested in trying it out.
Swedish GM Protoss http://eu.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/2336142/1/MilkEA/
revy
Profile Joined September 2009
United States1524 Posts
December 21 2012 19:55 GMT
#128
Before and after is probably ideal. The idea behind washing after is not that your hands can't be dirty, but you rub your hands all over your face and mouth without even realizing it during the day.
themask4f
Profile Joined December 2011
138 Posts
December 21 2012 20:02 GMT
#129
dumbest thing Ive ever read
Connor987
Profile Joined September 2011
United Kingdom103 Posts
December 21 2012 20:06 GMT
#130
you think the skin of your dick is gonna get infected? unless you are rubbing your bell end whilst you pee. I wash after and think this is absolutely ridicolous as the point is that you are gonna touch food and stuff with your hands etc and its called hygiene.
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
December 21 2012 20:13 GMT
#131
On December 22 2012 04:54 ErAsc2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 22 2012 04:50 Kaitlin wrote:
On December 22 2012 04:38 ErAsc2 wrote:
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote:
I wash my hands with my pee

This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.


Well, that's great to know, but I have a question. In those "in a hurry" situations, which part of the ritual gets sacrificed ? I'm hoping it's not the final soap and water cleansing ?

Haha, you just don't wash it in pee. ^_^ as long as you do it once/day, I think it also reduces the chance of skin cancer etc.. I guess you can google for more information if you're still interested in trying it out.


Using google I can only find something related to baseball players :X Don't know if I suck with google or if english information on the subject is scarce.
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
December 21 2012 20:29 GMT
#132
Do you wash your hands any time you are about to touch any place on your body? If not, what makes your penis so special?

Threads like this, about how people wash hands, how do they pee, what ingenious trick do they have to do so, pop up here from time to time and I am alway astonished, how many people have elaborate, obviously pre-existing opinions on the subject, including yet another amazing tips and tricks. Half of the guys end up calling their penis by various euphemisms during the process, often addressing it as if it were some living thing - if not, then at least as if it were the most important thing that the nature has ever come with.

You know what? It's all about pee. You really don't have anything else to thing abotu in your lives? You penis, that is the thing that you use to excrete fluids from your body. You don't have to talk to it, it won't talk back.
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
December 21 2012 20:33 GMT
#133
On December 22 2012 05:29 opisska wrote:
Do you wash your hands any time you are about to touch any place on your body? If not, what makes your penis so special?

Threads like this, about how people wash hands, how do they pee, what ingenious trick do they have to do so, pop up here from time to time and I am alway astonished, how many people have elaborate, obviously pre-existing opinions on the subject, including yet another amazing tips and tricks. Half of the guys end up calling their penis by various euphemisms during the process, often addressing it as if it were some living thing - if not, then at least as if it were the most important thing that the nature has ever come with.

You know what? It's all about pee. You really don't have anything else to thing abotu in your lives? You penis, that is the thing that you use to excrete fluids from your body. You don't have to talk to it, it won't talk back.

Dude, my penis is awesome. You're not gonna get anywhere trying to convince me otherwise.
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lolmlg
Profile Joined November 2011
619 Posts
December 21 2012 20:38 GMT
#134
I'm pretty sure my wiener has never been infected. I can understand how someone might develop an irrational fear of wiener infection - overprotective parents with incomplete wiener information, and so on - but I don't think you have anything to worry about. Unless your wiener is particularly weak and sickly.
lolmlg
Profile Joined November 2011
619 Posts
December 21 2012 20:39 GMT
#135
On December 22 2012 05:29 opisska wrote:
Half of the guys end up calling their penis by various euphemisms during the process, often addressing it as if it were some living thing

Sorry to hear that your wiener died, bro.
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
December 21 2012 20:47 GMT
#136
On December 22 2012 04:38 ErAsc2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote:
I wash my hands with my pee

This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.


I can't tell if you're serious or just trying to get people on the internet to try peeing on their hands...
KirA_TheGreaT
Profile Joined April 2011
France204 Posts
December 21 2012 20:52 GMT
#137
Just wash them before you eat, that's all, unless you live in a very very dirty place.
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
December 21 2012 21:03 GMT
#138
I did it before and after in honor of this thread.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
BatTheMan
Profile Joined July 2005
Canada759 Posts
December 21 2012 21:22 GMT
#139
i wash my hansd with my pee
aka RichardNPL (RichardNamPhong@Azeroth)
Unifex
Profile Joined September 2010
United States68 Posts
December 21 2012 21:58 GMT
#140
My dick is clean, so no I don't wash my hands after i pee.
It's been in contact only with clean boxers and itself all day. If anything i should clean it after touching it with my dirty hands.

I do after I poop though.
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