• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 08:13
CEST 14:13
KST 21:13
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt2: News Flash10[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt1: New Chaos0Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy18ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT30Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book20
Community News
Weekly Cups (March 23-29): herO takes triple6Aligulac acquired by REPLAYMAN.com/Stego Research8Weekly Cups (March 16-22): herO doubles, Cure surprises3Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool51Weekly Cups (March 9-15): herO, Clem, ByuN win4
StarCraft 2
General
Is Adaferin Gel Effective for Pimples Find Out Rongyi Cup S3 - Preview & Info Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool What mix of new & old maps do you want in the next ladder pool? (SC2)
Tourneys
RSL Season 4 announced for March-April Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament StarCraft Evolution League (SC Evo Biweekly) WardiTV Mondays World University TeamLeague (500$+) | Signups Open
Strategy
Custom Maps
[M] (2) Frigid Storage Publishing has been re-enabled! [Feb 24th 2026]
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 520 Moving Fees Mutation # 519 Inner Power Mutation # 518 Radiation Zone
Brood War
General
ASL21 General Discussion so ive been playing broodwar for a week straight. Pros React To: JaeDong vs Queen BSL 22 Map Contest — Submissions OPEN to March 10 Klaucher discontinued / in-game color settings
Tourneys
Escore Tournament StarCraft Season 2 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL21] Ro24 Group E [ASL21] Ro24 Group F
Strategy
What's the deal with APM & what's its true value Fighting Spirit mining rates Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Starcraft Tabletop Miniature Game Nintendo Switch Thread General RTS Discussion Thread Darkest Dungeon
Dota 2
The Story of Wings Gaming Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
G2 just beat GenG in First stand
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread The Chess Thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread NASA and the Private Sector Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books Movie Discussion!
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion Cricket [SPORT] Tokyo Olympics 2021 Thread General nutrition recommendations
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
[G] How to Block Livestream Ads
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Broowar part 2
qwaykee
China Uses Video Games to Sh…
TrAiDoS
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
FS++
Kraekkling
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Electronics
mantequilla
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1326 users

Do you wash your hands before or after you pee? - Page 7

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 5 6 7 8 9 Next All
ErAsc2
Profile Joined May 2012
Sweden256 Posts
December 21 2012 19:38 GMT
#121
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote:
I wash my hands with my pee

This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.
Swedish GM Protoss http://eu.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/2336142/1/MilkEA/
Punscho
Profile Joined January 2011
70 Posts
December 21 2012 19:41 GMT
#122
That Rife dude...

Personally, I love me some 9 volt batteries to cure my cancer! Of course it's always the DOCTORS that suppress the "mircacle cures", because they would run out of work!!! All of them are non-empathic assholes with no families and friends they care for. Or maybe every doctor have access to the mircacle cancer cure and nobody they love or care for ever dies from cancer... Hmmm

And however much I love George Carlin's comedy he's not a medical doctor, and I also think the bit about "a little dirt never hurt anyone" is part of a larger bit about how parents are sheltering their kids from everything so they become unable to handle these things later in life. Might be remembering that part wrong though.

Nobody wants your dick and ball sweat on their stuff! Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom regardless of how acrobatically you pee or what velocity your shit has!
Kaitlin
Profile Joined December 2010
United States2958 Posts
December 21 2012 19:50 GMT
#123
On December 22 2012 04:38 ErAsc2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote:
I wash my hands with my pee

This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.


Well, that's great to know, but I have a question. In those "in a hurry" situations, which part of the ritual gets sacrificed ? I'm hoping it's not the final soap and water cleansing ?
theMTC
Profile Joined December 2012
United States4 Posts
December 21 2012 19:51 GMT
#124
actually robert royal rife did have the cure for cancer in the 1940s. cured people all the way up until 1955 until a lawyer from the AMA shut him up because the AMA realized the money to be made off cancer treatment. youre not gonna get the info you need from wikipedia because it is patrolled by special interests. you have to watch the documentaries produced by the doctor who rediscovered rife's journals in 1979. and sure everyone trying his methods are quacks but that doesnt mean rife was. he was the only one smart enough to build the microscope he needed and he was the only one smart enough to use it. sounds crazy but the cure data speaks for itself.


but hey im not gonna convince the TL community that big pharma and big agra are whats causing cancer in this country. but at least i can sleep at night knowing i will die of old age because my diet is pure and i wont take Rx meds.
RiZu
Profile Joined February 2012
Singapore5715 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-21 19:57:42
December 21 2012 19:53 GMT
#125
I always wash my hand before I pee and wash it again after I pee. I guess I got this habit after visiting public toilet too much. I guess washing your hand after peeing is always the go to since majority of the people does that. Well as long as you wash your hand after you visited a toilet, then it fine for me. Thankfully the public toilet just aren't as packed compared to some other countries which mean less queuing time or no.
YumYumGranola
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada346 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-21 19:54:35
December 21 2012 19:53 GMT
#126
Why do those options have to be mutually exclusive?

If I'm in there alone usually I'll do the "no hands" version once I get mah wang out. Washing your hands is more about the fact that you've touched lots of gross things like the door handle, the flusher etc. while in there.

Although funny story, I was in a hotel where they had floor lighting everywhere including the bathroom, and I never realized the ridiculous amount of splash-back which occurs when you use a urinal. I definitely felt like standing a solid 3-4 feet away from the urinal while peeing.

Also what's with the poll question about girls not knowing what this is about? Are you one of those people who thinks that girls don't have to pee/poo? If anything I would think girls would definitely want to wash after they pee because they have to wipe etc. and don't really touch themselves prior to peeing.
ErAsc2
Profile Joined May 2012
Sweden256 Posts
December 21 2012 19:54 GMT
#127
On December 22 2012 04:50 Kaitlin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 22 2012 04:38 ErAsc2 wrote:
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote:
I wash my hands with my pee

This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.


Well, that's great to know, but I have a question. In those "in a hurry" situations, which part of the ritual gets sacrificed ? I'm hoping it's not the final soap and water cleansing ?

Haha, you just don't wash it in pee. ^_^ as long as you do it once/day, I think it also reduces the chance of skin cancer etc.. I guess you can google for more information if you're still interested in trying it out.
Swedish GM Protoss http://eu.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/2336142/1/MilkEA/
revy
Profile Joined September 2009
United States1524 Posts
December 21 2012 19:55 GMT
#128
Before and after is probably ideal. The idea behind washing after is not that your hands can't be dirty, but you rub your hands all over your face and mouth without even realizing it during the day.
themask4f
Profile Joined December 2011
138 Posts
December 21 2012 20:02 GMT
#129
dumbest thing Ive ever read
Connor987
Profile Joined September 2011
United Kingdom103 Posts
December 21 2012 20:06 GMT
#130
you think the skin of your dick is gonna get infected? unless you are rubbing your bell end whilst you pee. I wash after and think this is absolutely ridicolous as the point is that you are gonna touch food and stuff with your hands etc and its called hygiene.
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
December 21 2012 20:13 GMT
#131
On December 22 2012 04:54 ErAsc2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 22 2012 04:50 Kaitlin wrote:
On December 22 2012 04:38 ErAsc2 wrote:
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote:
I wash my hands with my pee

This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.


Well, that's great to know, but I have a question. In those "in a hurry" situations, which part of the ritual gets sacrificed ? I'm hoping it's not the final soap and water cleansing ?

Haha, you just don't wash it in pee. ^_^ as long as you do it once/day, I think it also reduces the chance of skin cancer etc.. I guess you can google for more information if you're still interested in trying it out.


Using google I can only find something related to baseball players :X Don't know if I suck with google or if english information on the subject is scarce.
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
December 21 2012 20:29 GMT
#132
Do you wash your hands any time you are about to touch any place on your body? If not, what makes your penis so special?

Threads like this, about how people wash hands, how do they pee, what ingenious trick do they have to do so, pop up here from time to time and I am alway astonished, how many people have elaborate, obviously pre-existing opinions on the subject, including yet another amazing tips and tricks. Half of the guys end up calling their penis by various euphemisms during the process, often addressing it as if it were some living thing - if not, then at least as if it were the most important thing that the nature has ever come with.

You know what? It's all about pee. You really don't have anything else to thing abotu in your lives? You penis, that is the thing that you use to excrete fluids from your body. You don't have to talk to it, it won't talk back.
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
TL+ Member
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
December 21 2012 20:33 GMT
#133
On December 22 2012 05:29 opisska wrote:
Do you wash your hands any time you are about to touch any place on your body? If not, what makes your penis so special?

Threads like this, about how people wash hands, how do they pee, what ingenious trick do they have to do so, pop up here from time to time and I am alway astonished, how many people have elaborate, obviously pre-existing opinions on the subject, including yet another amazing tips and tricks. Half of the guys end up calling their penis by various euphemisms during the process, often addressing it as if it were some living thing - if not, then at least as if it were the most important thing that the nature has ever come with.

You know what? It's all about pee. You really don't have anything else to thing abotu in your lives? You penis, that is the thing that you use to excrete fluids from your body. You don't have to talk to it, it won't talk back.

Dude, my penis is awesome. You're not gonna get anywhere trying to convince me otherwise.
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
lolmlg
Profile Joined November 2011
619 Posts
December 21 2012 20:38 GMT
#134
I'm pretty sure my wiener has never been infected. I can understand how someone might develop an irrational fear of wiener infection - overprotective parents with incomplete wiener information, and so on - but I don't think you have anything to worry about. Unless your wiener is particularly weak and sickly.
lolmlg
Profile Joined November 2011
619 Posts
December 21 2012 20:39 GMT
#135
On December 22 2012 05:29 opisska wrote:
Half of the guys end up calling their penis by various euphemisms during the process, often addressing it as if it were some living thing

Sorry to hear that your wiener died, bro.
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
December 21 2012 20:47 GMT
#136
On December 22 2012 04:38 ErAsc2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote:
I wash my hands with my pee

This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.


I can't tell if you're serious or just trying to get people on the internet to try peeing on their hands...
KirA_TheGreaT
Profile Joined April 2011
France204 Posts
December 21 2012 20:52 GMT
#137
Just wash them before you eat, that's all, unless you live in a very very dirty place.
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
December 21 2012 21:03 GMT
#138
I did it before and after in honor of this thread.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
BatTheMan
Profile Joined July 2005
Canada759 Posts
December 21 2012 21:22 GMT
#139
i wash my hansd with my pee
aka RichardNPL (RichardNamPhong@Azeroth)
Unifex
Profile Joined September 2010
United States68 Posts
December 21 2012 21:58 GMT
#140
My dick is clean, so no I don't wash my hands after i pee.
It's been in contact only with clean boxers and itself all day. If anything i should clean it after touching it with my dirty hands.

I do after I poop though.
Prev 1 5 6 7 8 9 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Wardi Open
11:00
#81
WardiTV696
IndyStarCraft 263
Rex83
CranKy Ducklings71
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Lowko605
IndyStarCraft 263
SortOf 152
ProTech119
Rex 83
Codebar 23
StarCraft: Brood War
Calm 6633
Horang2 1763
Zeus 348
Hyuk 334
actioN 274
ggaemo 272
Pusan 105
Mind 81
ToSsGirL 74
JYJ 46
[ Show more ]
Sea.KH 41
Aegong 39
[sc1f]eonzerg 31
Shinee 25
Hm[arnc] 19
soO 18
Noble 18
Movie 15
Free 15
IntoTheRainbow 14
Sacsri 13
GoRush 13
yabsab 12
JulyZerg 11
Bale 11
ajuk12(nOOB) 6
Terrorterran 5
Icarus 4
Dota 2
XcaliburYe886
canceldota164
Gorgc80
qojqva34
Counter-Strike
olofmeister4101
fl0m2208
markeloff99
edward82
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor209
Other Games
singsing1885
B2W.Neo679
Happy294
crisheroes293
Sick88
ArmadaUGS85
Organizations
Counter-Strike
PGL10253
Other Games
BasetradeTV3183
StarCraft: Brood War
lovetv 19
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 15 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Adnapsc2 23
• CranKy Ducklings SOOP4
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Stunt622
Other Games
• WagamamaTV398
• tFFMrPink 11
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
11h 47m
Sparkling Tuna Cup
21h 47m
PiGosaur Cup
1d 11h
Kung Fu Cup
1d 23h
The PondCast
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
CranKy Ducklings
4 days
BSL
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
[ Show More ]
Sparkling Tuna Cup
5 days
BSL
6 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Wardi Open
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSL Elite League 2026
RSL Revival: Season 4
NationLESS Cup

Ongoing

BSL Season 22
ASL Season 21
CSL Season 20: Qualifier 2
CSL 2026 SPRING (S20)
StarCraft2 Community Team League 2026 Spring
Nations Cup 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S2: W2
IPSL Spring 2026
Escore Tournament S2: W3
Acropolis #4
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
RSL Revival: Season 5
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
CCT Season 3 Global Finals
IEM Rio 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.