Why do most people wash their hands after they go pee instead of before? This is what I have always done, but after some thought, I feel that it is more optimal to wash your hands before you go pee instead of after. The reason is because your hands are strong. Your hands can have as much germs on them or be as dirty as you want, and they will be fine. Your wiener on the other hand, gets easily infected. It would make more sense to wash your hands before you go pee so you don't make your wiener all dirty.
Now here are 3 separate scenarios outlining the difference between washing your before you pee and washing your hands after you pee
Scenario #1: How dirty does it get down there?
Wash before pee - You had a long adventure today. Maybe your hands are covered in sweat and tears from a painful day. Maybe your hands are covered in blood from a knife fight. Or maybe your hands are covered in strange bacteria and fungi. But all of that no longer matters when the luke warm water runs through your fingers, washing it all away. You are left with the refreshing feeling of clean skin as you make your way to the urinal to empty some urine.
Pee before wash - You had a long adventure today. Not only is it all on your hands, it's also now on your wiener!
Scenario #2: Shaking someone's hand after you go do other stuff
After you leave the washroom and go do other stuff, you hands become covered in everything you touch, so they're dirty now. If you shake my hand, all that stuff goes onto my hands, and all the stuff on my hands goes onto yours. Having a little more or little less pee on your hands at the start won't make a difference.
Scenario #2: Shaking someone's hand after you leave the washroom
Wash before pee - I shake your hand as I bid you Good Evening. You feel a little embarrassed that your hand had a little something on them. However after shaking my hand, you feel that there's a little something extra on my hand as well. We may have only just met, but we both know that we just shared a special manly bond, and in this moment I feel closer to you than I have ever felt with another person before.
Pee before wash - I shake your hand. I feel the soft gentleness of your skin, and praise you on the cleanliness of your hand, but in my mind, I know what you had to sacrifice for your hands to be this clean. I know where all the dirt and germs went.
So anyways, prior to reading this, did you wash your hands before you went pee or after you went pee?
Poll: When do you wash your hands?
I wash after I go pee (283)
50%
I don't wash my hands (120)
21%
I wash before and after (87)
15%
I wash before I go pee (72)
13%
562 total votes
Your vote: When do you wash your hands?
(Vote): I wash before I go pee (Vote): I wash after I go pee (Vote): I wash before and after (Vote): I don't wash my hands
After reading this, have I changed your mind?
Poll: Have I convinced you to wash your hands before you pee?
I will continue to not wash my hands before I pee (224)
73%
I'm a girl and wat is this? (52)
17%
From now on, I will wash my hands before I go pee (31)
10%
307 total votes
Your vote: Have I convinced you to wash your hands before you pee?
(Vote): From now on, I will wash my hands before I go pee (Vote): I will continue to not wash my hands before I pee (Vote): I'm a girl and wat is this?
You should include in the second poll "I do not wash my hands before or after I pee and I still will not wash my hands".
I never got the point of washing hands re pee. Are people accidentally pissing all over their hands or something? If I'm in a public toilet I'll do it out of courtesy, but that's all.
The point of washing after is for the benefit of others not yourself. Although it's true we touch dirty things all the time anyways, I think it's more the idea of it that grosses people out.
interesting point but i don't think the weiner is that easily infected because most people don't wash before they pee. imagine how many hours you can save in a year by not doing prewash.
To be honest your idea about washing before is great, and actually makes a lot of sense.
But lets not kid ourselves, its just the same concept about touching your cock then not washing after. Sure you may not piss like a maniac but smell is particles of said substance. Closer you are the more you get on your hand. Now coupled with your cock possibly being dirty already from sitting in a sweat pit between hair, pants and what have you it really only makes as much sense to wash after as before hahaha.
On December 21 2012 17:12 Roe wrote: I have to change my underwear after going pee because it drips down and makes a huge wet spot. Especially right as soon as I get into bed.
Fear not my friend, I have made a thread in the past just for that very problem!
On December 21 2012 17:27 {ToT}ColmA wrote: i wash my hands after i pee and i wash my hands before i eat but i am strange, i also sit when i shit
I don't want to give too big a spoiler on my next thread, but since toilet seats are so dirty, I have experimented with ways to avoid sitting while shitting. One way that I'm trying to learn now is one where I do a handstand in front of the toilet, and try to shoot poop into the toilet. I called it "Basketball Poop".
On December 21 2012 16:41 Chairman Ray wrote: The reason is because your hands are strong. Your hands can have as much germs on them or be as dirty as you want, and they will be fine. Your wiener on the other hand, gets easily infected.
Oh really? I've had one or two nail groove infections in my life, but never has my dick been infected.
I dunno man, the wiener is a dirty place in the first place so unless your hands are pretty dirty from like touching poo or something it doesn't make much difference to wash before. In any case, don't people just keep their hands clean anyway or is it just me?
do you wash before or after you jack off? I know I have to take a cold shower after to wash away the tears streaming uncontrollably from my eyes. how bout yall?
I'm sorry but I don't usually go out of my way to make sure my dick is pristine and shiny. After all, what difference does a little bit of dirt make when there's all sorts of STDs lurking down there?
In all seriousness though, I wash my hands so I don't get any of my "dick germs" on the things I touch, like food and people. I'm afraid that I have no need for any other body part of mine to be clean. I don't wash my arm after I touch it, I don't wash my ear after I touch it.
The real issue is not that you wash your hands prior to taking a pee, it's that everyone who touches their dick ends up turning the faucet knob on the sink. This is AFTER they get all their "dick-germs" on the knob. Then, when you are finished washing your hands, you turn the faucet off, thus touching the "dick-germed" knob. Then everyone else who touches the faucet knob gets these disgusting "germs" all over their hands after they JUST cleaned them!!!!!
Washing your hands after you pee isn't about your genitals at all; it's about fecal bacteria. You've got shit in your pants--yes, even in the front. It's a tiny amount, but enough to get on your hands and transmit disease. Please don't get your shit all over everything: wash your hands after you pee. If you want to wash your hands before as well, that's fine, but bear in mind that washing your hands afterwards is about other people, not just you.
If you're worried about germs on your hands giving you an infection, I'm wondering how you hold yourself when you piss. I believe having a foreskin is useful in this situation.
Wash after anything that got your hands dirty. That way you don't have to wash before anything.
Although it's conventionally accepted to wash only after peeing, if you think about it, the converse is more logical and more conducive to your health. Simply put, my hands usually contain more pathogens than the tip of my penis. So it makes much more sense to wash your hands before touching your precious.
Although I'd prefer that other males make sure they wash the hands after the deed, if you are just thinking about your self-interest and you had to choose one, you should be washing your hands BEFORE.
On December 21 2012 17:12 Roe wrote: I have to change my underwear after going pee because it drips down and makes a huge wet spot. Especially right as soon as I get into bed.
For the longest time now I use a single sheet of toilet paper to dab the leftovers plus I'm really good at shooting out that last bit of urine if that doesn't sound too strange. Also question for you guys~ do any of you get a mini orgasm while/after pissing? I either enjoy it too much or I need to get laid.. I'm talking about almost 100% of the time when I piss.
Hopefully you aren't grasping the tip as you urinate; this tool isn't to be used as a garden hose, except in special situations. Men, when is the last time you've had a UTI? Good. What is the environment around your gonads? Warm, moist and dark, a bacteria spawning pool. After you're done handling your infestor, give your hands a wash so your swarm eggs don't hatch in your one-night-stand's cooch later on, leaving you wondering why you can't move beyond that first date...
Why the fuck would you wash your hands before you pee unless you have something really nasty on them, that makes you hand cold which makes it uncomfortable for your little man. It's not like you will get an infection in your penis by holding your fucking shaft with slightly dirty hands... unless you pee with fingers on your glans? Which is the wrong way to do it, btw.
are you kidding me. Anyone who has not thought about washing their hands before they pee have some problems. There is some nasty shit on your hands whether you know it or not. I also usually dont wash my hands after I pee unless I really need to. The reason being is because pee is sterile and if you dont get any pee on your hand your fine.
On December 21 2012 18:40 lightrise wrote: are you kidding me. Anyone who has not thought about washing their hands before they pee have some problems. There is some nasty shit on your hands whether you know it or not. I also usually dont wash my hands after I pee unless I really need to. The reason being is because pee is sterile and if you dont get any pee on your hand your fine.
The nasty shit on your hands is placed on the nasty area between your balls and the tip of your penis, where it does no harm and probably feels right at home. Maybe it's different with americans though since americans for some reason follow the jewish covenant with god and mutilate their penises... I can see how bacteria from your hands is a bigger problem if you have forcefully removed natural protection.
On December 21 2012 17:12 Roe wrote: I have to change my underwear after going pee because it drips down and makes a huge wet spot. Especially right as soon as I get into bed.
For the longest time now I use a single sheet of toilet paper to dab the leftovers plus I'm really good at shooting out that last bit of urine if that doesn't sound too strange. Also question for you guys~ do any of you get a mini orgasm while/after pissing? I either enjoy it too much or I need to get laid.. I'm talking about almost 100% of the time when I piss.
I think it means you masturbate too much dude (or too much sex), if that makes any sense. So much so that your penis is just sensitive to 'release'.
On December 21 2012 17:51 My_Fake_Plastic_Luv wrote: do you wash before or after you jack off? I know I have to take a cold shower after to wash away the tears streaming uncontrollably from my eyes. how bout yall?
I'm not really washing my hands though, as I am trying to wash a away my sin.. Just don't want to go to hell, but i'm afraid that ship has sailed, 53486 times.
Sure I was my hands after peeing. It's not only for others but I like to clean my hands couple of times in a day. Prevents also your keyboard getting dirty faster.
On December 21 2012 17:57 HunterX11 wrote: Washing your hands after you pee isn't about your genitals at all; it's about fecal bacteria. You've got shit in your pants--yes, even in the front. It's a tiny amount, but enough to get on your hands and transmit disease. Please don't get your shit all over everything: wash your hands after you pee. If you want to wash your hands before as well, that's fine, but bear in mind that washing your hands afterwards is about other people, not just you.
At least someone made this post. I was desperately waiting for this while browsing through the thread. +1
stop washing your hands after every contact with anything else. I haven't seen people stronger than my grandparents and some of my friends grandparents who lived in more rural places, and none of them washed their everything all the time.
If you don't give some pracctice to your immune system ... ? What will happen?..
I only know one dude whose parents were weird with extreme hygiene and he started to develop weird disease at early ages... In the past I used to brush my teeth with toothpaste 3 times a day, was my hands very often, take showers several times every day and I oftenly got colds, and I had to fix about 10 of my teeth. Now it's a bit more rarely, and it's only for actual useful hygiene. Actually wash the 4 most important parts of your body once every day and you're fine.
If anyone gives a study about how thorough hygiene is good and moderate hygiene is worse I will most likely dismiss it...because why wouldn't some corporation want to isolate some effects in some studies to promote their products ?
If you wanna come with something solid to this argument, you come with the research of people you actually know and trust who are studying these things, or the next best thing, which is personal experience, which has been butchered a lot lately, which is a side effect of people want to control people, and people who liked to be controled. Sry for the conspiracy-like thought process of mine, but considering how often people lie, I can only trust myself and a close group of friends.
I wash my hands after washing my hands. The reason why is that when I turn the tap off, I'll have touched the tap (which has bacteria on it). Unfortunately, this has lead to a loop in which I never get away from the sink.
I am a firm believer of strengthening your immune system by not taking this germ thing far at all. If I had to go protect myself from all the germs that I get attack by, I would not only turn crazy, but also enter a sterilized state, where I am more vulnerable, since my immunity system is weak.
Once heard of an actor who had a sick child, and kept his home pretty clean from germs, only resulting in the child being weaker.
I have also since childhood, underdressed for the winter.
PS I almost never catch colds, or sick in general, even though I do not live very healthily, and smoke a lot.
I'm not afraid of germs, but I'm disgusted to shake male hands because of that, I see so many people at school that doesn't wash before nor after. I wash before and after always, for the same reasons the OP came up with.
On December 21 2012 23:21 Dr_Jones wrote: You wash after you pee and before you eat, every time... That's called hygiene, and is pretty basic stuff, one would have thought!
It's actually fairly new. Just a couple of decades ago people didn't shower daily or anywhere close.
I wash after I go to the bathroom. Depending on what I was doing beforehand if my hands are covered in mud or something I'll wash my hands before going pee and again after.
Gotta be one of the dumbest threads ever on TL surely? You need to wash your hands after you go pee.If you are in a public restroom i also advise picking up a piece of paper towel or toilet paper to push the door open with as alot of people don't wash their hands at all and then open the doors with those dirty hands.
i wash after unless its some public place that is really messy. in this case i try not to touch anything, dont wanna risk to become ill for the sake of being hygenic
I'm not fondling myself when I go to the washroom, so I don't wash before or after.
Edit - As a side note, people against germs infuriate me to no end. People are consistently destroying their immune systems by eliminating all the bacteria and germs that are naturally present, with constantly washing, moisturizing and sanitizing. Their new habits are being passed onto their children who haven't even had a decent chance to build up a defence to normal things.
On December 21 2012 17:04 Emporio wrote: I wash after, and wash before depending on what I was doing. I work in a lab, so I am definitely not risking something sneaking past my gloves.
Holy shit that's scary!
I always wash after. It's scary how few people do though.
The concept that the genital area is somehow dirtier than the rest of the body is wildly inaccurate, and stems comes from repressed Christian traditions in the West.
Having a degree in biology, let me explain something clearly. From a bacterial perspective, your hands are much, much, MUCH dirtier than your penis. It's not even close. In fact, your penis is one of the cleanest areas on your body. Just think about it- you shower, clean that thing real good, then protect it in clean clothes all day. Whereas your hands touch doorknobs, public keyboards, hands with strangers- disgusting.
Biologically speaking, it is safest for your body to use hand sanitizer before you urinate, flush with something other than your hand (paper towel), then open the door to the restroom with a paper towel. I only wash my hands after peeing in the restroom as a courtesy if there are other people around who don't realize I have hand sanitizer on my desk and in my car.
Touching your clean penis with your filthy hands is even worse for those of you with wives and girlfriends. Now your wife gets all of the disgusting bacteria you had on your hands right in her mouth or vajay. Not cool bro.
*Edit* Reading the posts above this one, the amount of biological misinformation is astounding.
@runeweld, iloveoil, your dick is not dirty, and washing your hands before you pee is *nothing* like taking a shit after you shower. Actually, it's more accurate to say that *not* washing your hands before you pee is like taking a shit after you shower, since you're introducing bacteria to an area that was already clean.
What an idea... this guy is coercing us into thinking that our wieners are weak little things that get infected easily... by the touch of our own hands nonetheless!
Nonsense! My wiener is hard, big and strong. Women touch me down there all the time. Never got infected once. The mere touch of my unwashed hands cannot infect it, ever.
On December 22 2012 00:07 Zinnwaldite wrote: I pee in the sink,, so i wash my hands while i pee..
And that ladies and gentlemen is how to keep a clean dick for more blowjobs.
When I'm going out I usually wash before and after, mostly while earning weird looks from the guys who do neither. I also try to avoid touching the door handle in the same way as "those guys". I guess a certain club who thought UV lights in the toilets are a great idea really scarred me for life. Obviously they removed it after like a week of having them in there.
youve convinced me to start washing my hands before I pee.... but that doesnt change the fact that peeing is dirty business which is why I'll also wash my hands when I'm done.
On December 21 2012 23:59 Crownlol wrote:Having a degree in biology, let me explain something clearly. From a bacterial perspective, your hands are much, much, MUCH dirtier than your penis. It's not even close. In fact, your penis is one of the cleanest areas on your body. Just think about it- you shower, clean that thing real good, then protect it in clean clothes all day. Whereas your hands touch doorknobs, public keyboards, hands with strangers- disgusting.
Excuse me sir, but by "clean clothes", do you perhaps mean my underwear? The same "clean clothes" I use to cover my asshole?
Just a social manner etiquette to wash after you use the restroom not just pissing. I personally wash before and after, im more concerned about Slar Jr's well being than most random people.
On December 21 2012 23:59 Crownlol wrote:Having a degree in biology, let me explain something clearly. From a bacterial perspective, your hands are much, much, MUCH dirtier than your penis. It's not even close. In fact, your penis is one of the cleanest areas on your body. Just think about it- you shower, clean that thing real good, then protect it in clean clothes all day. Whereas your hands touch doorknobs, public keyboards, hands with strangers- disgusting.
Excuse me sir, but by "clean clothes", do you perhaps mean my underwear? The same "clean clothes" I use to cover my asshole?
Do you wipe your asshole with the front part of your underwear before you put them on?
If I get piss on my hands I wash. If I get poop on my hands I wash. If I have a poop where its kind of like a hard poop cork, followed by uber diarhea, that kind just shoots out then there is mess all over the underside of the toilet seat and my ass cheeks, I kind of hang my ass over the side of the bath tub and hose that bad boy down.
I don't wash my hands, but I wear sterile plastic suit constantly. I believe that if you touch 1 thing, your skin will immediately dissolve and you'll die.
Fact: half of TL has hosophobia, you know, those disgusting evil bacteria on your skin and such? You know, those bacteria actually occupy space for other bacteria. It's like occupy wall street, where the common people block that shit off for the evil 1%. Now, if you continually wash all of those off, then the evil businessmen bacteria can just roam freely around on your skin. Washing and hygeïne is overrated, most of the time you're safer when you don't worry about it so much.
On December 21 2012 23:59 Crownlol wrote: The concept that the genital area is somehow dirtier than the rest of the body is wildly inaccurate, and stems comes from repressed Christian traditions in the West.
Having a degree in biology, let me explain something clearly. From a bacterial perspective, your hands are much, much, MUCH dirtier than your penis. It's not even close. In fact, your penis is one of the cleanest areas on your body. Just think about it- you shower, clean that thing real good, then protect it in clean clothes all day. Whereas your hands touch doorknobs, public keyboards, hands with strangers- disgusting.
Biologically speaking, it is safest for your body to use hand sanitizer before you urinate, flush with something other than your hand (paper towel), then open the door to the restroom with a paper towel. I only wash my hands after peeing in the restroom as a courtesy if there are other people around who don't realize I have hand sanitizer on my desk and in my car.
Touching your clean penis with your filthy hands is even worse for those of you with wives and girlfriends. Now your wife gets all of the disgusting bacteria you had on your hands right in her mouth or vajay. Not cool bro.
*Edit* Reading the posts above this one, the amount of biological misinformation is astounding.
@runeweld, iloveoil, your dick is not dirty, and washing your hands before you pee is *nothing* like taking a shit after you shower. Actually, it's more accurate to say that *not* washing your hands before you pee is like taking a shit after you shower, since you're introducing bacteria to an area that was already clean.
Actually there are inaccuracies here too. I am a phd student in microbiology and study human commensal bacteria.
Your hands are only dirtier in the sense that they are more likely to have "tourist" bacteria on them (that you picked up from the environment). In terms of total bacterial load, warm and moist places always have the highest. In general, unless you are in some way immunocompromised, these tourists are nothing to worry about, because they will be excluded from colonization by the resident bacteria that always live with you.
The reason you wash your hands after using the bathroom is as people have said, to avoid fecal contamination, because many infectious diseases are very easily transmitted in this way (fecal to oral). It is more of a matter of public health than personal health.
And hands sanitizer is never as good as using soap and water to wash. Hand sanitizer depends on bactericides like triclosan to kill the bacteria. Many bacteria are naturally resistant to these antimicrobials, and the more we use them the more we select for resistance. Soap dissolves the whole bacteria and then rinsing with water physically removes thes tuff from your hands.
germs make you stronger. i never wash my hands when i pee(or jerk off for that matter) and i always shake peoples hands and touch them if the situation dictates it.
I'm horrified when I'm on the stool at work and hear others enter the restroom and leave without washing their hands. I have very little reason to wash my hands right before I go, since I wash my hands very often throughout the day anyway. But I really don't want my groceries bagged by some kid who didn't wash up. Some items have holes in them, like the containers for hot chicken, but whether or not the items are exposed, it's gross for them to be handled thus.
On December 22 2012 00:05 choe wrote: i sit down to pee. means i dont even need to touch my wiener at all. no need to wash hands or to even discuss about that. and no, im not a girl.
and btw: pee is antibacterial. it works way better then most soaps when its about this bacteria stuff. (not kidding)
What the heck. You're a man, and you sit down? Lol.
On December 22 2012 00:05 choe wrote: i sit down to pee. means i dont even need to touch my wiener at all. no need to wash hands or to even discuss about that. and no, im not a girl.
and btw: pee is antibacterial. it works way better then most soaps when its about this bacteria stuff. (not kidding)
Yes, for several seconds at least! It turns bacterial very quickly.
So if you're going for a Bear Grylls, drink it right away. Don't wait
On December 22 2012 01:03 ParkwayDrive wrote: man you people are paranoid.
germs make you stronger. i never wash my hands when i pee(or jerk off for that matter) and i always shake peoples hands and touch them if the situation dictates it.
youre welcome for making you stronger
I would hit you in the face for that. Shame I don't know you. Germs only makes you stronger if you don't get sick. You are the pinnacle of laziness and egoistic, thinking you have the right to decide for others.
edit: In retrospect, I should have made one post instead of 3..oh well
I have never washed my hands before I pee and in all my 28 years have never seen anybody else do it either. The very idea is foreign to me to be honest. I do on the other hand wash my hands after I go to the bathroom which I think most people do on average.
I used to do both. Then I realized I hate that kind of extra cautious behaviour.
Now, I wash them after, simply because that is "what you should do". . .
Also, whenever I am in a foreign country where you are not supposed to drink the water in the shower etc, I dip my finger into it and drink a single drop. Makes me stronger.
Oh, I also wash my hands like 10 times when playing a lot of SC2, just love that clean feeling when playing.
On December 22 2012 01:03 ParkwayDrive wrote: man you people are paranoid.
germs make you stronger. i never wash my hands when i pee(or jerk off for that matter) and i always shake peoples hands and touch them if the situation dictates it.
youre welcome for making you stronger
I would hit you in the face for that. Shame I don't know you. Germs only makes you stronger if you don't get sick. You are the pinnacle of laziness and egoistic, thinking you have the right to decide for others.
edit: In retrospect, I should have made one post instead of 3..oh well
Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).
Germs are really really good for us, they are integral to our biochemistry and immune system. Most bacteria people consider to be contagious and 'fatal' are already present in your body.
It is only when you are malnurished, that germs can have a harmful effect. I personally only wash my hands when they are feeling or looking dirty.
On December 22 2012 01:03 ParkwayDrive wrote: man you people are paranoid.
germs make you stronger. i never wash my hands when i pee(or jerk off for that matter) and i always shake peoples hands and touch them if the situation dictates it.
youre welcome for making you stronger
I would hit you in the face for that. Shame I don't know you. Germs only makes you stronger if you don't get sick. You are the pinnacle of laziness and egoistic, thinking you have the right to decide for others.
edit: In retrospect, I should have made one post instead of 3..oh well
Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).
Germs are really really good for us, they are integral to our biochemistry and immune system. Most bacteria people consider to be contagious and 'fatal' are already present in your body.
It is only when you are malnurished, that germs can have a harmful effect. I personally only wash my hands when they are feeling or looking dirty.
That doesn't mean you have the right to make me sick. It honestly sickens me (pun intended) that you think you do.
On December 21 2012 17:12 Roe wrote: I have to change my underwear after going pee because it drips down and makes a huge wet spot. Especially right as soon as I get into bed.
If you push forward on the urethra behind your balls it will come out. It gets stuck until your muscles relax because it's shaped like an S there. That's how I stopped pissing on myself. lol
On December 21 2012 17:12 Roe wrote: I have to change my underwear after going pee because it drips down and makes a huge wet spot. Especially right as soon as I get into bed.
This literally had me tearing up at work. Thank you.
On December 22 2012 00:53 Wortie wrote: I don't wash my hands, but I wear sterile plastic suit constantly. I believe that if you touch 1 thing, your skin will immediately dissolve and you'll die.
Fact: half of TL has hosophobia, you know, those disgusting evil bacteria on your skin and such? You know, those bacteria actually occupy space for other bacteria. It's like occupy wall street, where the common people block that shit off for the evil 1%. Now, if you continually wash all of those off, then the evil businessmen bacteria can just roam freely around on your skin. Washing and hygeïne is overrated, most of the time you're safer when you don't worry about it so much.
All of medical history disagrees with you. Source- ALL wars before germ theory and standard hygienic process had more deaths caused by disease than battle.
On December 22 2012 00:53 Wortie wrote: I don't wash my hands, but I wear sterile plastic suit constantly. I believe that if you touch 1 thing, your skin will immediately dissolve and you'll die.
Fact: half of TL has hosophobia, you know, those disgusting evil bacteria on your skin and such? You know, those bacteria actually occupy space for other bacteria. It's like occupy wall street, where the common people block that shit off for the evil 1%. Now, if you continually wash all of those off, then the evil businessmen bacteria can just roam freely around on your skin. Washing and hygeïne is overrated, most of the time you're safer when you don't worry about it so much.
All of medical history disagrees with you. Source- ALL wars before germ theory and standard hygienic process had more deaths caused by disease than battle.
Care to explain the differences between war-time hygienic concerns and bathroom hand washing etiquette? I won't speak on the obvious problem in declaring that "all of medical history" can be sourced using some hackneyed reference to wartime infection and disease rates.
On December 22 2012 00:53 Wortie wrote: I don't wash my hands, but I wear sterile plastic suit constantly. I believe that if you touch 1 thing, your skin will immediately dissolve and you'll die.
Fact: half of TL has hosophobia, you know, those disgusting evil bacteria on your skin and such? You know, those bacteria actually occupy space for other bacteria. It's like occupy wall street, where the common people block that shit off for the evil 1%. Now, if you continually wash all of those off, then the evil businessmen bacteria can just roam freely around on your skin. Washing and hygeïne is overrated, most of the time you're safer when you don't worry about it so much.
All of medical history disagrees with you. Source- ALL wars before germ theory and standard hygienic process had more deaths caused by disease than battle.
Germ-theory is tainted with political misdirection. Search Google for 'Dr. Royal Raymond Rife', his work was sabotaged, his connections were cut and imprisoned. Pasteur's theory was popularized and is now widely accepted without scrutiny.
On December 22 2012 00:53 Wortie wrote: I don't wash my hands, but I wear sterile plastic suit constantly. I believe that if you touch 1 thing, your skin will immediately dissolve and you'll die.
Fact: half of TL has hosophobia, you know, those disgusting evil bacteria on your skin and such? You know, those bacteria actually occupy space for other bacteria. It's like occupy wall street, where the common people block that shit off for the evil 1%. Now, if you continually wash all of those off, then the evil businessmen bacteria can just roam freely around on your skin. Washing and hygeïne is overrated, most of the time you're safer when you don't worry about it so much.
All of medical history disagrees with you. Source- ALL wars before germ theory and standard hygienic process had more deaths caused by disease than battle.
Germ-theory is tainted with political misdirection. Search Google for 'Dr. Royal Raymond Rife', his work was sabotaged, his connections were cut and imprisoned. Pasteur's theory was popularized and is now widely accepted without scrutiny.
On December 22 2012 00:53 Wortie wrote: I don't wash my hands, but I wear sterile plastic suit constantly. I believe that if you touch 1 thing, your skin will immediately dissolve and you'll die.
Fact: half of TL has hosophobia, you know, those disgusting evil bacteria on your skin and such? You know, those bacteria actually occupy space for other bacteria. It's like occupy wall street, where the common people block that shit off for the evil 1%. Now, if you continually wash all of those off, then the evil businessmen bacteria can just roam freely around on your skin. Washing and hygeïne is overrated, most of the time you're safer when you don't worry about it so much.
All of medical history disagrees with you. Source- ALL wars before germ theory and standard hygienic process had more deaths caused by disease than battle.
Germ-theory is tainted with political misdirection. Search Google for 'Dr. Royal Raymond Rife', his work was sabotaged, his connections were cut and imprisoned. Pasteur's theory was popularized and is now widely accepted without scrutiny.
You should probably read through the last section of your cosnpiracy theory link. You don't happen to be selling one of those Rife machines in an mlm scheme, do you?
On December 22 2012 00:53 Wortie wrote: I don't wash my hands, but I wear sterile plastic suit constantly. I believe that if you touch 1 thing, your skin will immediately dissolve and you'll die.
Fact: half of TL has hosophobia, you know, those disgusting evil bacteria on your skin and such? You know, those bacteria actually occupy space for other bacteria. It's like occupy wall street, where the common people block that shit off for the evil 1%. Now, if you continually wash all of those off, then the evil businessmen bacteria can just roam freely around on your skin. Washing and hygeïne is overrated, most of the time you're safer when you don't worry about it so much.
All of medical history disagrees with you. Source- ALL wars before germ theory and standard hygienic process had more deaths caused by disease than battle.
Germ-theory is tainted with political misdirection. Search Google for 'Dr. Royal Raymond Rife', his work was sabotaged, his connections were cut and imprisoned. Pasteur's theory was popularized and is now widely accepted without scrutiny.
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote: I wash my hands with my pee
This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.
Personally, I love me some 9 volt batteries to cure my cancer! Of course it's always the DOCTORS that suppress the "mircacle cures", because they would run out of work!!! All of them are non-empathic assholes with no families and friends they care for. Or maybe every doctor have access to the mircacle cancer cure and nobody they love or care for ever dies from cancer... Hmmm
And however much I love George Carlin's comedy he's not a medical doctor, and I also think the bit about "a little dirt never hurt anyone" is part of a larger bit about how parents are sheltering their kids from everything so they become unable to handle these things later in life. Might be remembering that part wrong though.
Nobody wants your dick and ball sweat on their stuff! Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom regardless of how acrobatically you pee or what velocity your shit has!
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote: I wash my hands with my pee
This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.
Well, that's great to know, but I have a question. In those "in a hurry" situations, which part of the ritual gets sacrificed ? I'm hoping it's not the final soap and water cleansing ?
actually robert royal rife did have the cure for cancer in the 1940s. cured people all the way up until 1955 until a lawyer from the AMA shut him up because the AMA realized the money to be made off cancer treatment. youre not gonna get the info you need from wikipedia because it is patrolled by special interests. you have to watch the documentaries produced by the doctor who rediscovered rife's journals in 1979. and sure everyone trying his methods are quacks but that doesnt mean rife was. he was the only one smart enough to build the microscope he needed and he was the only one smart enough to use it. sounds crazy but the cure data speaks for itself.
but hey im not gonna convince the TL community that big pharma and big agra are whats causing cancer in this country. but at least i can sleep at night knowing i will die of old age because my diet is pure and i wont take Rx meds.
I always wash my hand before I pee and wash it again after I pee. I guess I got this habit after visiting public toilet too much. I guess washing your hand after peeing is always the go to since majority of the people does that. Well as long as you wash your hand after you visited a toilet, then it fine for me. Thankfully the public toilet just aren't as packed compared to some other countries which mean less queuing time or no.
Why do those options have to be mutually exclusive?
If I'm in there alone usually I'll do the "no hands" version once I get mah wang out. Washing your hands is more about the fact that you've touched lots of gross things like the door handle, the flusher etc. while in there.
Although funny story, I was in a hotel where they had floor lighting everywhere including the bathroom, and I never realized the ridiculous amount of splash-back which occurs when you use a urinal. I definitely felt like standing a solid 3-4 feet away from the urinal while peeing.
Also what's with the poll question about girls not knowing what this is about? Are you one of those people who thinks that girls don't have to pee/poo? If anything I would think girls would definitely want to wash after they pee because they have to wipe etc. and don't really touch themselves prior to peeing.
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote: I wash my hands with my pee
This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.
Well, that's great to know, but I have a question. In those "in a hurry" situations, which part of the ritual gets sacrificed ? I'm hoping it's not the final soap and water cleansing ?
Haha, you just don't wash it in pee. ^_^ as long as you do it once/day, I think it also reduces the chance of skin cancer etc.. I guess you can google for more information if you're still interested in trying it out.
Before and after is probably ideal. The idea behind washing after is not that your hands can't be dirty, but you rub your hands all over your face and mouth without even realizing it during the day.
you think the skin of your dick is gonna get infected? unless you are rubbing your bell end whilst you pee. I wash after and think this is absolutely ridicolous as the point is that you are gonna touch food and stuff with your hands etc and its called hygiene.
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote: I wash my hands with my pee
This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.
Well, that's great to know, but I have a question. In those "in a hurry" situations, which part of the ritual gets sacrificed ? I'm hoping it's not the final soap and water cleansing ?
Haha, you just don't wash it in pee. ^_^ as long as you do it once/day, I think it also reduces the chance of skin cancer etc.. I guess you can google for more information if you're still interested in trying it out.
Using google I can only find something related to baseball players :X Don't know if I suck with google or if english information on the subject is scarce.
Do you wash your hands any time you are about to touch any place on your body? If not, what makes your penis so special?
Threads like this, about how people wash hands, how do they pee, what ingenious trick do they have to do so, pop up here from time to time and I am alway astonished, how many people have elaborate, obviously pre-existing opinions on the subject, including yet another amazing tips and tricks. Half of the guys end up calling their penis by various euphemisms during the process, often addressing it as if it were some living thing - if not, then at least as if it were the most important thing that the nature has ever come with.
You know what? It's all about pee. You really don't have anything else to thing abotu in your lives? You penis, that is the thing that you use to excrete fluids from your body. You don't have to talk to it, it won't talk back.
On December 22 2012 05:29 opisska wrote: Do you wash your hands any time you are about to touch any place on your body? If not, what makes your penis so special?
Threads like this, about how people wash hands, how do they pee, what ingenious trick do they have to do so, pop up here from time to time and I am alway astonished, how many people have elaborate, obviously pre-existing opinions on the subject, including yet another amazing tips and tricks. Half of the guys end up calling their penis by various euphemisms during the process, often addressing it as if it were some living thing - if not, then at least as if it were the most important thing that the nature has ever come with.
You know what? It's all about pee. You really don't have anything else to thing abotu in your lives? You penis, that is the thing that you use to excrete fluids from your body. You don't have to talk to it, it won't talk back.
Dude, my penis is awesome. You're not gonna get anywhere trying to convince me otherwise.
I'm pretty sure my wiener has never been infected. I can understand how someone might develop an irrational fear of wiener infection - overprotective parents with incomplete wiener information, and so on - but I don't think you have anything to worry about. Unless your wiener is particularly weak and sickly.
On December 22 2012 05:29 opisska wrote: Half of the guys end up calling their penis by various euphemisms during the process, often addressing it as if it were some living thing
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote: I wash my hands with my pee
This guy isn't being sarcastic incase somebody thougt so. There is a chemical in urine that makes your hands really soft. It's an old tradition in Sweden where you wash your hands in pee, then wait for about 30 seconds and then wash it off with water (obviously). Pretty much everyone in Sweden does it unless you're in a hurry ofcourse.
I can't tell if you're serious or just trying to get people on the internet to try peeing on their hands...
My dick is clean, so no I don't wash my hands after i pee. It's been in contact only with clean boxers and itself all day. If anything i should clean it after touching it with my dirty hands.
On December 22 2012 02:10 Raggamuffinoo wrote: Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).
Yeah go tell that to a patient thats having a septic shock. That's the stupidest thing I've read in here, please dont talk about medicine ever again like you know anything about it
Also please wash your hands after the toilet everyone, its mostly not about saving yourself, its about not endangering people around you. Unless you touch your face, your skin, other peoples hands, the items you use, the animals you pet WITH YOUR DICK, then wash your hands after going to the toilet.
I've always reasoned you're more likely to get some nasty stuff on your hands when you push or pull the door handle open to leave the public bathroom, not from touching your own dick.
On December 22 2012 02:10 Raggamuffinoo wrote: Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).
Yeah go tell that to a patient thats having a septic shock. That's the stupidest thing I've read in here, please dont talk about medicine ever again like you know anything about it
Also please wash your hands after the toilet everyone, its mostly not about saving yourself, its about not endangering people around you. Unless you touch your face, your skin, other peoples hands, the items you use, the animals you pet WITH YOUR DICK, then wash your hands after going to the toilet.
And to the people who thinks that their dick stays clean inside their boxer, you are being an idiot. Your crotch is probably the fastest germ gathering spot on your whole body, along with your armpits. Would you really cook dinner with your dick? No? Then stop being so fucking egoistic and take 10 seconds off your life to wash your hands!
The stupidest thing is the way toilet doors are designed. Here in New Zealand all the doors are to push to enter, and pull to exit, toilets are the same, which is very inconvenient.
Why am I forced to touch the handle after I washed my hand? Fucking logic... Sometimes I just use paper towel to avoid touching it directly.
Edit: Did a quick search, and it seems it has something to do with building codes. They should just avoid putting a door...
On December 22 2012 02:10 Raggamuffinoo wrote: Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).
Yeah go tell that to a patient thats having a septic shock. That's the stupidest thing I've read in here, please dont talk about medicine ever again like you know anything about it
Also please wash your hands after the toilet everyone, its mostly not about saving yourself, its about not endangering people around you. Unless you touch your face, your skin, other peoples hands, the items you use, the animals you pet WITH YOUR DICK, then wash your hands after going to the toilet.
And to the people who thinks that their dick stays clean inside their boxer, you are being an idiot. Your crotch is probably the fastest germ gathering spot on your whole body, along with your armpits. Would you really cook dinner with your dick? No? Then stop being so fucking egoistic and take 10 seconds off your life to wash your hands!
I'm sorry, I have no idea what you are trying to say here I agree with the last part though!
On December 22 2012 02:10 Raggamuffinoo wrote: Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).
Yeah go tell that to a patient thats having a septic shock. That's the stupidest thing I've read in here, please dont talk about medicine ever again like you know anything about it
Also please wash your hands after the toilet everyone, its mostly not about saving yourself, its about not endangering people around you. Unless you touch your face, your skin, other peoples hands, the items you use, the animals you pet WITH YOUR DICK, then wash your hands after going to the toilet.
And to the people who thinks that their dick stays clean inside their boxer, you are being an idiot. Your crotch is probably the fastest germ gathering spot on your whole body, along with your armpits. Would you really cook dinner with your dick? No? Then stop being so fucking egoistic and take 10 seconds off your life to wash your hands!
I'm sorry, I have no idea what you are trying to say here I agree with the last part though!
People are claiming that they don't need to wash their hands because they showered earlier that day and are using clean boxers. Sorry, it doesn't work that way.
On December 24 2012 21:42 furymonkey wrote: The stupidest thing is the way toilet doors are designed. Here in New Zealand all the doors are to push to enter, and pull to exit, toilets are the same, which is very inconvenient.
Why am I forced to touch the handle after I washed my hand? Fucking logic... Sometimes I just use paper towel to avoid touching it directly.
Edit: Did a quick search, and it seems it has something to do with building codes. They should just avoid putting a door...
Doesn't make sense in my opinion, you always wants doors to go outwards in case of fire, don't you?
I wash my hands with my urine, best detergeant ever. before eating and after peeing. also I wipe myself with my left hand Hindu style and only eat with my right. also I sqat when I shit gives a nice feeling.
but i never wash my hands with water and soap, nasty...
And people wonder why nerds are unpopular... (note i wasn't referring to you crazyweasel, your post was very funny, but this thread is inane and pathetic)
Do you guys wash your hands after anything you touch? Nope? Then why are you bothering to flame those of us who dont wash our hands after we piss? You're gonna touch doors, walls, lights, god knows what else. Not to mention most of the germs on your hands are good, not bad. I rarely ever wash my hands and get sick maybe once a year, if that.
On December 25 2012 03:34 Infernal_dream wrote: Do you guys wash your hands after anything you touch? Nope? Then why are you bothering to flame those of us who dont wash our hands after we piss? You're gonna touch doors, walls, lights, god knows what else. Not to mention most of the germs on your hands are good, not bad. I rarely ever wash my hands and get sick maybe once a year, if that.
So instead of having a couple if set points a day where you wash your hands, say after you pee, you just let the bacteria keep gathering up an entire day so you can pass them on to whoever you come in contact with? Maybe you don't get sick from your own germs, but everyone around you will. Honestly didn't expect this bullshit lazy as attitude from so many in here. Maybe the stereotype white nerd who sits in his own filth in his mothers basement isn't so far off as I thought? No wonder girls shy away from us.
On December 22 2012 02:10 Raggamuffinoo wrote: Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).
Yeah go tell that to a patient thats having a septic shock. That's the stupidest thing I've read in here, please dont talk about medicine ever again like you know anything about it
Also please wash your hands after the toilet everyone, its mostly not about saving yourself, its about not endangering people around you. Unless you touch your face, your skin, other peoples hands, the items you use, the animals you pet WITH YOUR DICK, then wash your hands after going to the toilet.
And to the people who thinks that their dick stays clean inside their boxer, you are being an idiot. Your crotch is probably the fastest germ gathering spot on your whole body, along with your armpits. Would you really cook dinner with your dick? No? Then stop being so fucking egoistic and take 10 seconds off your life to wash your hands!
On December 22 2012 02:10 Raggamuffinoo wrote: Getting sick means you are getting stronger, only when infection doesn't make you feel sick (immuno-response) will you suffer any real damage (read: death).
Yeah go tell that to a patient thats having a septic shock. That's the stupidest thing I've read in here, please dont talk about medicine ever again like you know anything about it
Also please wash your hands after the toilet everyone, its mostly not about saving yourself, its about not endangering people around you. Unless you touch your face, your skin, other peoples hands, the items you use, the animals you pet WITH YOUR DICK, then wash your hands after going to the toilet.
And to the people who thinks that their dick stays clean inside their boxer, you are being an idiot. Your crotch is probably the fastest germ gathering spot on your whole body, along with your armpits. Would you really cook dinner with your dick? No? Then stop being so fucking egoistic and take 10 seconds off your life to wash your hands!
I WOULD IF I COULD
lololol oh man. i want to see someone say, "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"
This is funny, because you should be touching your penis ALL THE TIME..... not just when you take a pee.
Sometimes just to make sure its still there, sometimes to warm up ones hand, sometimes to re-arrange the testicles, sometimes to make a semi-chub a full chub. Give yourself something to hold while you're other hand holds the remote.
If you are only touching your penis when you pee.... you're doing it wrong. Its there for you ALL THE TIME!
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