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Spicy_Curry
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States10573 Posts
December 21 2012 14:05 GMT
#61
baby wipes, try it.
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Roonweld
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States144 Posts
December 21 2012 14:05 GMT
#62
Washing your hands before you pee is comparative to taking a shit after you shower. You just don't do it.
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MetalPanda
Profile Joined April 2012
Canada1152 Posts
December 21 2012 14:14 GMT
#63
I'm not afraid of germs, but I'm disgusted to shake male hands because of that, I see so many people at school that doesn't wash before nor after. I wash before and after always, for the same reasons the OP came up with.
decado90
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States480 Posts
December 21 2012 14:14 GMT
#64
Urine is sterile. What's the point of washing your hands?
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iloveoil
Profile Joined June 2008
Norway171 Posts
December 21 2012 14:20 GMT
#65
your dick is dirty
Dr_Jones
Profile Joined March 2011
Norway252 Posts
December 21 2012 14:21 GMT
#66
You wash after you pee and before you eat, every time... That's called hygiene, and is pretty basic stuff, one would have thought!
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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
December 21 2012 14:22 GMT
#67
On December 21 2012 23:21 Dr_Jones wrote:
You wash after you pee and before you eat, every time... That's called hygiene, and is pretty basic stuff, one would have thought!

It's actually fairly new. Just a couple of decades ago people didn't shower daily or anywhere close.

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ZerO_0
Profile Joined October 2011
United States137 Posts
December 21 2012 14:29 GMT
#68
I wash after I go to the bathroom. Depending on what I was doing beforehand if my hands are covered in mud or something I'll wash my hands before going pee and again after.
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iPlaY.NettleS
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia4374 Posts
December 21 2012 14:37 GMT
#69
Gotta be one of the dumbest threads ever on TL surely?
You need to wash your hands after you go pee.If you are in a public restroom i also advise picking up a piece of paper towel or toilet paper to push the door open with as alot of people don't wash their hands at all and then open the doors with those dirty hands.
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maximizer
Profile Joined December 2011
Germany24 Posts
December 21 2012 14:37 GMT
#70
i wash after unless its some public place that is really messy. in this case i try not to touch anything, dont wanna risk to become ill for the sake of being hygenic
shtdisturbance
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada613 Posts
December 21 2012 14:39 GMT
#71
Nothing has happened to my junk so far... il keep not washing
SeraKuDA
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada343 Posts
December 21 2012 14:41 GMT
#72
On December 21 2012 17:05 TheSwedishFan wrote:
I wash my hands with my pee


Lol, this made me actually laugh.
divito
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1213 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-21 14:46:13
December 21 2012 14:41 GMT
#73
I'm not fondling myself when I go to the washroom, so I don't wash before or after.

Edit - As a side note, people against germs infuriate me to no end. People are consistently destroying their immune systems by eliminating all the bacteria and germs that are naturally present, with constantly washing, moisturizing and sanitizing. Their new habits are being passed onto their children who haven't even had a decent chance to build up a defence to normal things.
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TheSwamp
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1497 Posts
December 21 2012 14:58 GMT
#74
On December 21 2012 17:04 Emporio wrote:
I wash after, and wash before depending on what I was doing. I work in a lab, so I am definitely not risking something sneaking past my gloves.


Holy shit that's scary!

I always wash after. It's scary how few people do though.
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Crownlol
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States3726 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-21 15:03:09
December 21 2012 14:59 GMT
#75
The concept that the genital area is somehow dirtier than the rest of the body is wildly inaccurate, and stems comes from repressed Christian traditions in the West.

Having a degree in biology, let me explain something clearly. From a bacterial perspective, your hands are much, much, MUCH dirtier than your penis. It's not even close. In fact, your penis is one of the cleanest areas on your body. Just think about it- you shower, clean that thing real good, then protect it in clean clothes all day. Whereas your hands touch doorknobs, public keyboards, hands with strangers- disgusting.

Biologically speaking, it is safest for your body to use hand sanitizer before you urinate, flush with something other than your hand (paper towel), then open the door to the restroom with a paper towel. I only wash my hands after peeing in the restroom as a courtesy if there are other people around who don't realize I have hand sanitizer on my desk and in my car.

Touching your clean penis with your filthy hands is even worse for those of you with wives and girlfriends. Now your wife gets all of the disgusting bacteria you had on your hands right in her mouth or vajay. Not cool bro.


*Edit* Reading the posts above this one, the amount of biological misinformation is astounding.

@runeweld, iloveoil, your dick is not dirty, and washing your hands before you pee is *nothing* like taking a shit after you shower. Actually, it's more accurate to say that *not* washing your hands before you pee is like taking a shit after you shower, since you're introducing bacteria to an area that was already clean.
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Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9568 Posts
December 21 2012 15:02 GMT
#76
Why would I wash? I grab my meat with this + Show Spoiler +
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when I pee
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choe
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany86 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-21 15:08:43
December 21 2012 15:05 GMT
#77
i sit down to pee. means i dont even need to touch my wiener at all. no need to wash hands or to even discuss about that.
and no, im not a girl.

and btw: pee is antibacterial. it works way better then most soaps when its about this bacteria stuff. (not kidding)
b3n3tt3
Profile Joined January 2012
595 Posts
December 21 2012 15:06 GMT
#78
our race had been in this earth for thousands of years surely those primitive guys didn't wash lol
Zinnwaldite
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway1567 Posts
December 21 2012 15:07 GMT
#79
I pee in the sink,, so i wash my hands while i pee..
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Unshapely
Profile Joined November 2012
140 Posts
December 21 2012 15:09 GMT
#80
What an idea... this guy is coercing us into thinking that our wieners are weak little things that get infected easily... by the touch of our own hands nonetheless!

Nonsense! My wiener is hard, big and strong. Women touch me down there all the time. Never got infected once. The mere touch of my unwashed hands cannot infect it, ever.
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