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ScaryGhost
Profile Joined May 2011
49 Posts
April 29 2012 20:07 GMT
#701
You have to remember that people are bored, and freak out over dumb shit. Didn't jackass do something similar? I also remember when PITA started flipping out because Obama killed a fly during an interview (in a most awesome fashion btw).
There are far worse instances of animal cruelty, and people eat live things all the time, this idiot just put it on youtube.
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Silidons
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2813 Posts
April 29 2012 20:08 GMT
#702
On April 30 2012 05:04 CakeSauc3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2012 04:29 Detri wrote:
On April 30 2012 04:00 CakeSauc3 wrote:
On April 29 2012 11:04 Arghmyliver wrote:
Hey guys - thought I'd share this with you.

Not only did I find multiple videos on YouTube of schoolteachers eating live goldfish as part of fundraising efforts and as incentive for kids to turn in homework;

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmrjqU-zA8I


but also, goldfish swallowing was a fad in the late 1930s - where people swallowed dozens of goldfish in rapid succession.
In fact - a UCLA professor determined that a grown male can swallow up to 150 goldfish safely - warning people not to exceed that number.

http://www.badfads.com/events/goldfish-swallowing/


Haha, that's awesome. But I guess the difference is, this is America, where eating a goldfish isn't punishable by law, whereas the guy in the OP did it in UK, where apparently it's illegal to be an omnivore.

Soon we'll start having cases where people argue for plant rights, and before too long we'll have people suing people for eating at all... after that, I guess the only ethical thing will be to die off?

Come on people, this whole thing is a joke. Eating something does not fall under "animal cruelty" - making a bunch of dogs fight in a ring while people place bets on it IS, as well as other forms of animal TORTURE. There's a difference.





Do you even know what omnivore means?

Its got nothing to do with nourishment, guy was trying to make money off ad revenue on his youtube channel by being an idiot. How can you even think that its ok to chew up a live goldfish for entertainment but not ok to have two dogs fight? how is it even different? If he was hungry he should have killed it first, THATS THE POINT HERE but he wasn't hungry - he's just a knob trying to make money from being such. Unnecessary cruelty and suffering is how its phrased in UK law, and that's what he did.

It's got absolutely nothing to do with plants having rights, it's a ludicrous link to make in this scenario.


lol, so you're telling me that it's less cruel to kill the goldfish BEFORE you eat it? That doesn't change anything. Whether you kill it first or don't, you still kill the animal.

And wait, are you suggesting that the point here is that if you eat something for any reason than for getting nourishment, that's a crime? I eat all the time just because I like to eat. Should I go to jail for that?

And yes, this DOES have to do with plants having rights - because suing someone over eating a goldfish should be a serious concern for where our society is headed, as it is just as silly of an idea. This is simply a case of someone trying to get money from someone else for doing something innocent.

the manner of death has a huge impact on laws concerning animal rights. thats why when fishermen catch fish they tend to hit the fish in the head very hard which instantly kills it - they don't just open it up while its still alive because its just an asshole thing to do.
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon Bonaparte
Pyrrhus
Profile Joined June 2011
60 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-29 20:19:03
April 29 2012 20:15 GMT
#703
On April 30 2012 05:08 Silidons wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2012 05:04 CakeSauc3 wrote:
On April 30 2012 04:29 Detri wrote:
On April 30 2012 04:00 CakeSauc3 wrote:
On April 29 2012 11:04 Arghmyliver wrote:
Hey guys - thought I'd share this with you.

Not only did I find multiple videos on YouTube of schoolteachers eating live goldfish as part of fundraising efforts and as incentive for kids to turn in homework;

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmrjqU-zA8I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSnF-bLVLnw&feature=related


but also, goldfish swallowing was a fad in the late 1930s - where people swallowed dozens of goldfish in rapid succession.
In fact - a UCLA professor determined that a grown male can swallow up to 150 goldfish safely - warning people not to exceed that number.

http://www.badfads.com/events/goldfish-swallowing/


Haha, that's awesome. But I guess the difference is, this is America, where eating a goldfish isn't punishable by law, whereas the guy in the OP did it in UK, where apparently it's illegal to be an omnivore.

Soon we'll start having cases where people argue for plant rights, and before too long we'll have people suing people for eating at all... after that, I guess the only ethical thing will be to die off?

Come on people, this whole thing is a joke. Eating something does not fall under "animal cruelty" - making a bunch of dogs fight in a ring while people place bets on it IS, as well as other forms of animal TORTURE. There's a difference.





Do you even know what omnivore means?

Its got nothing to do with nourishment, guy was trying to make money off ad revenue on his youtube channel by being an idiot. How can you even think that its ok to chew up a live goldfish for entertainment but not ok to have two dogs fight? how is it even different? If he was hungry he should have killed it first, THATS THE POINT HERE but he wasn't hungry - he's just a knob trying to make money from being such. Unnecessary cruelty and suffering is how its phrased in UK law, and that's what he did.

It's got absolutely nothing to do with plants having rights, it's a ludicrous link to make in this scenario.


lol, so you're telling me that it's less cruel to kill the goldfish BEFORE you eat it? That doesn't change anything. Whether you kill it first or don't, you still kill the animal.

And wait, are you suggesting that the point here is that if you eat something for any reason than for getting nourishment, that's a crime? I eat all the time just because I like to eat. Should I go to jail for that?

And yes, this DOES have to do with plants having rights - because suing someone over eating a goldfish should be a serious concern for where our society is headed, as it is just as silly of an idea. This is simply a case of someone trying to get money from someone else for doing something innocent.

the manner of death has a huge impact on laws concerning animal rights. thats why when fishermen catch fish they tend to hit the fish in the head very hard which instantly kills it - they don't just open it up while its still alive because its just an asshole thing to do.


should we send assholes to jail? seems a bit over the top. also biting the head of a fish is a quick death, as it immediately severs the spinal cord. like the guillotine. crushing the head with teeth is also very quick as it destroys the brain in a second. so he wasnt even being an asshole - just a guy eating a fish.
" Why not whip the teacher when the pupil misbehaves? "
Arghmyliver
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1077 Posts
April 29 2012 23:38 GMT
#704
So like - gutting a fish frequently consists of cutting off its head. The head of the fish actually contains the heart - (or as near as you can get while still cutting off the head) which as I recall from my dad teaching me how to gut fish when I was child (none of my family are hunters, they fish at the beach on vacation maybe once a year) still beats for like 5-10 mins at the very least. Basically my point is, there is no way you can kill a fish faster than how this guy did it. I watched his other videos, this is not a psychopath who is killing animals for fun, this is a guy who gets together with his friends and eats gross shit and then posts it on YouTube. You can see the evolution of his channel from just a nobody eating gross shit to a popular YouTube star (gets better camera work and an intro/jingle made by an audience member). This guy seems fairly normal otherwise, probably a really nice guy.

Yes, nice guys sometimes eat meat. Sorry for evolution yo.
Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice they do not so much fly as plummet.
Detri
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom683 Posts
April 30 2012 00:10 GMT
#705
On April 30 2012 05:04 CakeSauc3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2012 04:29 Detri wrote:
On April 30 2012 04:00 CakeSauc3 wrote:
On April 29 2012 11:04 Arghmyliver wrote:
Hey guys - thought I'd share this with you.

Not only did I find multiple videos on YouTube of schoolteachers eating live goldfish as part of fundraising efforts and as incentive for kids to turn in homework;

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmrjqU-zA8I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSnF-bLVLnw&feature=related


but also, goldfish swallowing was a fad in the late 1930s - where people swallowed dozens of goldfish in rapid succession.
In fact - a UCLA professor determined that a grown male can swallow up to 150 goldfish safely - warning people not to exceed that number.

http://www.badfads.com/events/goldfish-swallowing/


Haha, that's awesome. But I guess the difference is, this is America, where eating a goldfish isn't punishable by law, whereas the guy in the OP did it in UK, where apparently it's illegal to be an omnivore.

Soon we'll start having cases where people argue for plant rights, and before too long we'll have people suing people for eating at all... after that, I guess the only ethical thing will be to die off?

Come on people, this whole thing is a joke. Eating something does not fall under "animal cruelty" - making a bunch of dogs fight in a ring while people place bets on it IS, as well as other forms of animal TORTURE. There's a difference.





Do you even know what omnivore means?

Its got nothing to do with nourishment, guy was trying to make money off ad revenue on his youtube channel by being an idiot. How can you even think that its ok to chew up a live goldfish for entertainment but not ok to have two dogs fight? how is it even different? If he was hungry he should have killed it first, THATS THE POINT HERE but he wasn't hungry - he's just a knob trying to make money from being such. Unnecessary cruelty and suffering is how its phrased in UK law, and that's what he did.

It's got absolutely nothing to do with plants having rights, it's a ludicrous link to make in this scenario.


lol, so you're telling me that it's less cruel to kill the goldfish BEFORE you eat it? That doesn't change anything. Whether you kill it first or don't, you still kill the animal.

And wait, are you suggesting that the point here is that if you eat something for any reason than for getting nourishment, that's a crime? I eat all the time just because I like to eat. Should I go to jail for that?

And yes, this DOES have to do with plants having rights - because suing someone over eating a goldfish should be a serious concern for where our society is headed, as it is just as silly of an idea. This is simply a case of someone trying to get money from someone else for doing something innocent.


You're clearly just not very intelligent, and I feel less so for having conversed with you.


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I_PROTOSSED_MY_HW
Profile Joined August 2011
22 Posts
April 30 2012 01:09 GMT
#706
On April 30 2012 09:10 Detri wrote:

You're clearly just not very intelligent, and I feel less so for having conversed with you.


Ah, good old ad hominem, the perfect solution when lacking a proper argument.

---

I think this entire ordeal is straight out retarded.

1. Fish caught in nets are squeezed together for hours before getting their arteries slit, resulting in exsanguination. This doesn't seem preferable to a quick death by decapitation and/or a bath in highly concentrated acid to me.

2. The 'pet' and 'brain size' arguments are worthless as they are completely arbitrary. People's objections seem to be originating from a notion that unnecessary infliction of physical and mental pain should be kept to a minimum. I therefore suggest that you stick to your own words and create two categories; one for organisms that perceive pain and one for organisms that don't. Arbitrarily putting the limit at cats/dogs/whatever is nonsensical. It would also be wise to assume that anything with a nervous system can perceive pain until proven otherwise, instead of the other way around.

3. A person risks legal repercussions for eating a goldfish. Fuck this gay earth.
ninini
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden1204 Posts
April 30 2012 14:55 GMT
#707
On April 30 2012 08:38 Arghmyliver wrote:
So like - gutting a fish frequently consists of cutting off its head. The head of the fish actually contains the heart - (or as near as you can get while still cutting off the head) which as I recall from my dad teaching me how to gut fish when I was child (none of my family are hunters, they fish at the beach on vacation maybe once a year) still beats for like 5-10 mins at the very least. Basically my point is, there is no way you can kill a fish faster than how this guy did it. I watched his other videos, this is not a psychopath who is killing animals for fun, this is a guy who gets together with his friends and eats gross shit and then posts it on YouTube. You can see the evolution of his channel from just a nobody eating gross shit to a popular YouTube star (gets better camera work and an intro/jingle made by an audience member). This guy seems fairly normal otherwise, probably a really nice guy.

Yes, nice guys sometimes eat meat. Sorry for evolution yo.

So because he's a nice guy he should be immune towards animal cruelty charges? Ppl are stupid, sometimes they don't think about what they're doing. Don't kill a animal unless you have a purpose for doing it. Doing it for kicks and giggles doesn't count as a purpose. Also, do it in the most humane and respectful way possible. Killing something by chewing on it is not very humane, and it's definately not respectful.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
April 30 2012 15:01 GMT
#708
On April 30 2012 05:07 ScaryGhost wrote:
You have to remember that people are bored, and freak out over dumb shit. Didn't jackass do something similar? I also remember when PITA started flipping out because Obama killed a fly during an interview (in a most awesome fashion btw).
There are far worse instances of animal cruelty, and people eat live things all the time, this idiot just put it on youtube.

how did he kill it (obama that is)
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
funcmode
Profile Joined June 2010
Australia720 Posts
April 30 2012 15:06 GMT
#709
On May 01 2012 00:01 Shock710 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2012 05:07 ScaryGhost wrote:
You have to remember that people are bored, and freak out over dumb shit. Didn't jackass do something similar? I also remember when PITA started flipping out because Obama killed a fly during an interview (in a most awesome fashion btw).
There are far worse instances of animal cruelty, and people eat live things all the time, this idiot just put it on youtube.

how did he kill it (obama that is)

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Union
Profile Joined March 2011
43 Posts
May 01 2012 18:39 GMT
#710
On April 27 2012 09:30 r.Evo wrote:




They didn't prove me wrong. Society at large IS in fact still failing when it comes to showing compassion and empathy for other human beings OR animals. The step from "I'm superior to this animal and that's why I can do with it whatever I want to" to "I'm superior to this person I can do with him whatever I want to" is incredibly small.

If you are able to accuse hurting an animal with the argument that you're a superior being that argument isn't far from what caused most of the suffering and bloodshed in the history of mankind. The reason for this is because this type of argument exploits the same in both cases: Lack of empathy and lack of compassion.


Ugh. Logically Fallacies - Here's the one for you and everyone else arguing that mistreating animals is somehow going to degrade civilization back to the stone-age (also the site that hosts these makes me laugh)

Logical Fallacy
Full
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom253 Posts
May 01 2012 18:45 GMT
#711
Theres a little known channel on youtube which eats many animals solely for entertainment purposes.

i dont remember what its called, a couple of hundred of people might be subscribed. epicmealtime i think
Arghmyliver
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1077 Posts
May 01 2012 18:50 GMT
#712
On April 30 2012 23:55 ninini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2012 08:38 Arghmyliver wrote:
So like - gutting a fish frequently consists of cutting off its head. The head of the fish actually contains the heart - (or as near as you can get while still cutting off the head) which as I recall from my dad teaching me how to gut fish when I was child (none of my family are hunters, they fish at the beach on vacation maybe once a year) still beats for like 5-10 mins at the very least. Basically my point is, there is no way you can kill a fish faster than how this guy did it. I watched his other videos, this is not a psychopath who is killing animals for fun, this is a guy who gets together with his friends and eats gross shit and then posts it on YouTube. You can see the evolution of his channel from just a nobody eating gross shit to a popular YouTube star (gets better camera work and an intro/jingle made by an audience member). This guy seems fairly normal otherwise, probably a really nice guy.

Yes, nice guys sometimes eat meat. Sorry for evolution yo.

So because he's a nice guy he should be immune towards animal cruelty charges? Ppl are stupid, sometimes they don't think about what they're doing. Don't kill a animal unless you have a purpose for doing it. Doing it for kicks and giggles doesn't count as a purpose. Also, do it in the most humane and respectful way possible. Killing something by chewing on it is not very humane, and it's definately not respectful.


My points here are not that anyone should be immune to animal cruelty, but rather that in this case - there is little to justify an animal cruelty charge.

I would say that mastication is at least as humane as decapitation (considering the size of the human jaw in relation to the goldfish's spine) - and probably more humane than the electric floors they use to kill pigs/sheep.

Considering we treat most of the animals we eat for food with holocaust level conditions, somehow it seems to me that at least this fish's death had more purpose than - "Welp, you're fat now, time to be food - BRRRRZZZAP"
Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice they do not so much fly as plummet.
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