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We are extremely close to shutting down this thread for the same reasons the PUA thread was shut down. While some of the time this thread contains actual discussion with people asking help and people giving nice advice, it often gets derailed by rubbish that should not be here. The moderation team will be trying to steer this thread in a different direction from now on. Posts of the following nature are banned: 1) ANYTHING regarding PUA. If your post contains the words 'alpha' or 'beta' or anything of that sort please don't hit post. 2) Stupid brags. You can tell us about your nice success stories with someone, but posts such as 'lol 50 Tinder matches' are a no-no. 3) Any misogynistic bullshit, including discussion about rape culture. 4) One night stands and random sex. These are basically brags that invariably devolve into gender role discussions and misogynistic comments. Last chance, guys. This thread is for dating advice and sharing dating stories. While gender roles, sociocultural norms, and our biological imperative to reproduce are all tangentially related, these subjects are not the main purpose of the thread. Please AVOID these discussions. If you want to discuss them at length, go to PMs or start a blog. If you disagree with someone's ideologies, state that you disagree with them and why they won't work from a dating standpoint and move on. We will not tolerate any lengthy derailments that aren't directly about dating. | ||
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paper
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LemOn
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On December 29 2015 16:19 paper wrote: friends, what is a good/cheap christmas gift for tinderellas Buy her breakfast? The D? | ||
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bloodwhore~
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On December 29 2015 16:19 paper wrote: friends, what is a good/cheap christmas gift for tinderellas Buy a wine bottle and drink it together then fuck her brains out? | ||
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evilfatsh1t
Australia8915 Posts
On December 29 2015 18:47 bloodwhore~ wrote: Buy a wine bottle and drink it together then fuck her brains out? please tell me more oh experienced one | ||
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maybenexttime
Poland5854 Posts
On December 29 2015 18:47 bloodwhore~ wrote: Buy a wine bottle and drink it together then fuck her brains out? Sounds like something Hannibal would do. | ||
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bloodwhore~
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On December 29 2015 22:00 evilfatsh1t wrote: please tell me more oh experienced one y u hef to be mad? it was only a suggestion On December 29 2015 22:12 maybenexttime wrote: Sounds like something Hannibal would do. Idk man. | ||
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LemOn
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IgnE
United States7681 Posts
On December 28 2015 07:59 GreenHorizons wrote: I think drinking on dates has a lot to do with one's ability to pace themselves/know their tolerance. I would recommend not getting drunk, but having a couple drinks is just fine imo. I would generally avoid drinking being the planned activity particularly for the first couple dates though, as it looks more like you're trying to get into her pants than have real conversations. That's only if you are bad at conversations. | ||
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bloodwhore~
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On December 29 2015 22:58 LemOn wrote: What happened when you went for the kiss? Me? I didn't go for it. It was really cold outside so my nose was runny as fuck, and I guess I was a bit chicken as well. Ah well, she did start texting me a few hours later that she enjoyed it anyway. | ||
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LemOn
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WarSame
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paper
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On December 29 2015 18:47 bloodwhore~ wrote: Buy a wine bottle and drink it together then fuck her brains out? i want a gift idea, not business as usual  i regret asking alreadyOn December 30 2015 15:36 WarSame wrote: When I like a girl I tell them whacky stories as a form of entertainment - woolly mammoths shouldn't be brought back because they'll eat all our hair(why do you think they're so hairy), you're a gnome queen sent to the humans and you can't remember that because you're so tall you kept banging your head off their tunnels, etc. It's silly and fun, and helps to lighten the mood. It probably also shoves me towards the friendzone. What say ye? they prob think you're weird af tbh. what is your end goal? if you're trying to get laid, you need to become more sexual/fun/flirty. if you're trying to be friends, that's still the wrong approach i think. | ||
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LemOn
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LemOn
United Kingdom8629 Posts
On December 30 2015 15:36 WarSame wrote: When I like a girl I tell them whacky stories as a form of entertainment - woolly mammoths shouldn't be brought back because they'll eat all our hair(why do you think they're so hairy), you're a gnome queen sent to the humans and you can't remember that because you're so tall you kept banging your head off their tunnels, etc. It's silly and fun, and helps to lighten the mood. It probably also shoves me towards the friendzone. What say ye? Whacky stories are a common PUA tactic actually. Just make them about your experiences, and make them serve a purpose I use only actually stuff that actually happened to me, what people told me etc. | ||
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bloodwhore~
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On December 30 2015 10:02 LemOn wrote: Eh come on man... Youre there for like a week how can you chicken out Yeah I don't know. I'm going to the 18 year old today heuehue. She's picking me up with a car HAHA. Hope she is cute! | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32157 Posts
On December 30 2015 15:36 WarSame wrote: When I like a girl I tell them whacky stories as a form of entertainment - woolly mammoths shouldn't be brought back because they'll eat all our hair(why do you think they're so hairy), you're a gnome queen sent to the humans and you can't remember that because you're so tall you kept banging your head off their tunnels, etc. It's silly and fun, and helps to lighten the mood. It probably also shoves me towards the friendzone. What say ye? why would dumb and silly jokes make women not want to date you? | ||
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WarSame
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States46245 Posts
On December 30 2015 15:36 WarSame wrote: When I like a girl I tell them whacky stories as a form of entertainment - woolly mammoths shouldn't be brought back because they'll eat all our hair(why do you think they're so hairy), you're a gnome queen sent to the humans and you can't remember that because you're so tall you kept banging your head off their tunnels, etc. It's silly and fun, and helps to lighten the mood. It probably also shoves me towards the friendzone. What say ye? Those kinds of stories probably shove you towards the weirdzone :/ | ||
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States46245 Posts
On December 31 2015 05:38 WarSame wrote: Fair enough, I am kinda weird anyway. I've tried it twice and got a negative-neutral response and a positive response, but a larger dataset would remove uncertainty. I'd imagine it would resonate with some fun, creative, laid back girls fwiw  A little odd to ask on a first date, although some people like non-traditional stuff. | ||
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