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+ Show Spoiler +On August 25 2015 00:22 Aocowns wrote:
hey lets make the final push to rank1 master, i have like 50 bonus pool and only need 30 points i can do this!
HOOOOO BOY A LOW GM PROTOSS I WONDER WHAT HES GONNA DO
15 pool against gate forge proxy on cactus valley, pretty much lost by default
yeah no fuck you blizzard and world i cant bothered with your horse shit game today anyway
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I've got 3 for you today
+ Show Spoiler +I FUCKING LOVE QUIET. SILENCE. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SHUT DOWN MY HEARING. PLEASE. PLEASE.
+ Show Spoiler +My neighbors are god damn savages. We have 6 houses closely packed together so when they let their fucking dog out at 7:15 and let it BARK INCESSANTLY FOR 15 MINUTES STRAIGHT IT'S GOD DAMN MADDENING. And the part about how those neighbors are savages have more to do about how that fucking cunt of a woman yells at the children (she runs a kindergarten) like a motherfucking lunatic. If the parents could hear her, omfg.
+ Show Spoiler +What makes anyone think this is better than the shit cults and sects come up with? This is something someone I know posted on Facebook. It's harmless but wow is it silly. SCREENSHOT OF FACEBOOK POST:![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/KNRzfoA.jpg)
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+ Show Spoiler +Julio Jones for Chris Ivory. Jimmy Graham for Ameer Abdullah. Fuck off with your stupid ass trades. How retarded do you think I am? Yes my RB2 is Doug Martin, and yes I'm not thrilled with that, but I'm not trading you one of the best receivers in the league for motherfucking Ivory.
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On August 25 2015 08:21 Djzapz wrote:I've got 3 for you today + Show Spoiler +I FUCKING LOVE QUIET. SILENCE. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SHUT DOWN MY HEARING. PLEASE. PLEASE. My neighbors are god damn savages. We have 6 houses closely packed together so when they let their fucking dog out at 7:15 and let it BARK INCESSANTLY FOR 15 MINUTES STRAIGHT IT'S GOD DAMN MADDENING. And the part about how those neighbors are savages have more to do about how that fucking cunt of a woman yells at the children (she runs a kindergarten) like a motherfucking lunatic. If the parents could hear her, omfg. What makes anyone think this is better than the shit cults and sects come up with? This is something someone I know posted on Facebook. It's harmless but wow is it silly. SCREENSHOT OF FACEBOOK POST:
I can see that we agree on more than just whisky.
+ Show Spoiler +7:20 am. I'm just about to go out to work, every morning. Someone around here, probably just around the corner, honks their horn in about 3-4 bursts, usually 2 or 3 times about 30 seconds apart - every morning. I am assuming that they do this to let someone know they are there to pick them up. All I can think of, every day, is that if this were my vacation and I were trying to get that extra hour of sleep I would be so mad. Just because you're up doesn't mean everyone is up! What if someone right here works night shift? What if someone is sick or trying to sleep in on vacation? The fuck is your PROBLEM? I have a vacation coming up here soon and I think I'll be out there on Monday - Hey I'm on vacation this week and I would prefer not to be woken up every morning at the same time I usually go to work at. thanks! But.. I know what will happen. The rest of the week it will be louder and longer - because people are, as you say, fucking savages.
Cheers bro!
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+ Show Spoiler +Every fucking time
EVERY FUCKING TIME I try to give a title to one of my opening songs for a metal album some jackass takes it and names a movie after it.
Came up with a baller song in 2012. Called "This is the End". Then Seth fucking Rogen makes his thing of the same name. Awesome movie but I'm still mad. I might use the song title further down the line.
2014. "Into the Storm". And guess what the nature documentary of the same name is? I can't even get rid of this one without scrapping the whole opera because the whole plot hinges on a fucking storm and the characters going into it.
The next two operas, if the first one succeeds, have "Landfall" and "Aurora Australis" as the names of their first respective song. Now I don't see any movies with those names coming out in 2016, but holy shit will I be mad if someone gets to that name right before I do. They're not 100% unique but jesus christ stop doing it right before it's my turn to make something cool
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On August 26 2015 10:20 CursOr wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2015 08:21 Djzapz wrote:I've got 3 for you today + Show Spoiler +I FUCKING LOVE QUIET. SILENCE. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SHUT DOWN MY HEARING. PLEASE. PLEASE. My neighbors are god damn savages. We have 6 houses closely packed together so when they let their fucking dog out at 7:15 and let it BARK INCESSANTLY FOR 15 MINUTES STRAIGHT IT'S GOD DAMN MADDENING. And the part about how those neighbors are savages have more to do about how that fucking cunt of a woman yells at the children (she runs a kindergarten) like a motherfucking lunatic. If the parents could hear her, omfg. What makes anyone think this is better than the shit cults and sects come up with? This is something someone I know posted on Facebook. It's harmless but wow is it silly. SCREENSHOT OF FACEBOOK POST: I can see that we agree on more than just whisky. + Show Spoiler +7:20 am. I'm just about to go out to work, every morning. Someone around here, probably just around the corner, honks their horn in about 3-4 bursts, usually 2 or 3 times about 30 seconds apart - every morning. I am assuming that they do this to let someone know they are there to pick them up. All I can think of, every day, is that if this were my vacation and I were trying to get that extra hour of sleep I would be so mad. Just because you're up doesn't mean everyone is up! What if someone right here works night shift? What if someone is sick or trying to sleep in on vacation? The fuck is your PROBLEM? I have a vacation coming up here soon and I think I'll be out there on Monday - Hey I'm on vacation this week and I would prefer not to be woken up every morning at the same time I usually go to work at. thanks! But.. I know what will happen. The rest of the week it will be louder and longer - because people are, as you say, fucking savages.
Cheers bro!
+ Show Spoiler +I feel your pain. The husband of my neighbor (the crazy woman who yells at kids with real, powerful HATRED in her voice), he owns a Mustang and there are many Mustang owners who end up parked in his driveway. It's like this little crew of fat 50 year old loud-mouthed assholes with a weird passion for the most boring of all sporty cars. This guy likes to give a lot of gas when he's pulling out of his driveway. Doesn't matter when though. 6AM, you can hear his car roaring in reverse, and 2 seconds later he quickly accelerates.
Super loud. Pierces right through the walls of my bedroom. And once in a while, he mows the lawn at 7AM. Happened recently! It was going to be a very hot day, wouldn't want to mow the lawn during a hot day, so do it during a not-so-hot morning. On a summer's weekend day. Those people are assholes.
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+ Show Spoiler +I asked a downie idiot single digit IQ bitch a to do one single thing and expected her to do it properly. I don't know when or how I became this delusional.
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+ Show Spoiler +On the internets there's a picture of 6 small samples of spirits ranging from 33 to 40% ABV. Someone said "if you drank them all you'd still be tipsy". Then a bunch of people answered that no, they wouldn't, and you'd have to be a "girl or a lightweight" to get tipsy from those tiny bottles.
300ml of 33-40% ABV spirits will make anyone tipsy besides like Andre the Giant.
What's with all those people taking this weird pride about their ability to drink, and damn near systematically misjudging it? All those 16 year olds who think they're not drunk after 6 beers because they know this one guy who drank 30 or whatever. In my experience, outside of the old broken men, it's those young fucks who think they can drink a 40oz of vodka and still drive who end up killing people on the roads.
You can't fucking drink 300ml of liquor without being drunk. That's like 6-7 beers. It's almost 2 bottles of wine. If it doesn't make you drunk you will be tipsy.
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On August 31 2015 04:13 Djzapz wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On the internets there's a picture of 6 small samples of spirits ranging from 33 to 40% ABV. Someone said "if you drank them all you'd still be tipsy". Then a bunch of people answered that no, they wouldn't, and you'd have to be a "girl or a lightweight" to get tipsy from those tiny bottles.
300ml of 33-40% ABV spirits will make anyone tipsy besides like Andre the Giant.
What's with all those people taking this weird pride about their ability to drink, and damn near systematically misjudging it? All those 16 year olds who think they're not drunk after 6 beers because they know this one guy who drank 30 or whatever. In my experience, outside of the old broken men, it's those young fucks who think they can drink a 40oz of vodka and still drive who end up killing people on the roads.
You can't fucking drink 300ml of liquor without being drunk. That's like 6-7 beers. It's almost 2 bottles of wine. If it doesn't make you drunk you will be tipsy.
+ Show Spoiler +Man I fucking hate that, I've seen some seriously drunk ass people at this school carrying their BLACKOUT DRUNK friends to fucking parties. How dumb and irresponsible is that? They pregame significantly too hard and they just start puking and doing all this dumb irresponsible shit. I've had to pry blackout drunk people from their dumb drunk friends...
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+ Show Spoiler +Power outage lasting 26 hours because of huge storms caused me to waste over $1k in food at my store. Neat.
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+ Show Spoiler +SOMETIMES
SOMETIMES I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE
IF ONLY I COULD EXPRESS TO YOU MY ANGER AND FRUSTRATION, I WOULD, but then you'd either be like "Things will be okay" or "I have it worse than you because if you have AIDS, I have Super-AIDS" like it's a contest or something. Well, good luck with your Super-AIDS, and I hope you win the Shitty Life Olympics and bring the gold back for the glory of Kazakhstan. Meanwhile, I just want to take the world in my hands and fucking crush it like a rotten pumpkin and let the seeds and pumpkin guts fall onto the cement as I burst into maniacal laughter. This laughter would cause someone walking their dog to stop and stare at me for a moment. Then I'd run up to them and kick their dog so hard that it would launch the dog through a temporal vortex and the dog would travel through time and hit that guy who recorded that "You kicked my dog" phone prank in the dick.
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+ Show Spoiler +Motherfucker owes me $165 and gives me $170 back, I have the change in $1 and $2 coins (Canada money) and he's like nah man just wait to have a five. Now I owe you money, that's fucking inconveniencing me you scumbag. Take my shit coins.
Better than not being paid back I guess.
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On September 03 2015 07:51 Djzapz wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Motherfucker owes me $165 and gives me $170 back, I have the change in $1 and $2 coins (Canada money) and he's like nah man just wait to have a five. Now I owe you money, that's fucking inconveniencing me you scumbag. Take my shit coins.
Better than not being paid back I guess.
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On September 03 2015 08:56 Epishade wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2015 07:51 Djzapz wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Motherfucker owes me $165 and gives me $170 back, I have the change in $1 and $2 coins (Canada money) and he's like nah man just wait to have a five. Now I owe you money, that's fucking inconveniencing me you scumbag. Take my shit coins.
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+ Show Spoiler +I know you're kidding but he had my money for a month and barely thanked me and now this 
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+ Show Spoiler +Just as I'm thinking about how every female friend I've cared about has ended up dropping off the face of the earth, my old friend from college calls me, doesn't say anything, doesn't answer my text, and doesn't pick up the phone. What the fucking fuck woman?
I deleted this person's number a long time ago because we went from hanging out everyday to barely speaking to each other about a month after I'd moved out of state, despite my best efforts. She was genuinely one of my best friends ever, then up and vanished.
And juuuust as I'm reflecting on this (made some new female friends recently) she calls me and then gives me the silent treatment. Because I guess I'm that cheap and disposable. Fuck everyone.
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On September 04 2015 06:41 jeeeeohn wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Just as I'm thinking about how every female friend I've cared about has ended up dropping off the face of the earth, my old friend from college calls me, doesn't say anything, doesn't answer my text, and doesn't pick up the phone. What the fucking fuck woman?
I deleted this person's number a long time ago because we went from hanging out everyday to barely speaking to each other about a month after I'd moved out of state, despite my best efforts. She was genuinely one of my best friends ever, then up and vanished.
And juuuust as I'm reflecting on this (made some new female friends recently) she calls me and then gives me the silent treatment. Because I guess I'm that cheap and disposable. Fuck everyone.
+ Show Spoiler + She could have pocket-dialed you. I mean, it still sucks that she broke off contact with you but it's quite possible she wasn't intending to be rude and call you just to mock you.
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+ Show Spoiler +I just blew $2500 on random cool stuff thinking I could afford it and now my great government decided that my tax return was wrong after I resent them THE SAME FUCKING FORMS I SENT THEM THE FIRST TIME AROUND and so I need to send them $1308.
This ship is sinking.
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