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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
June 08 2010 09:43 GMT
#161
On June 08 2010 17:45 The Storyteller wrote:
"I must masturbate a lot," Tom guessed blindly.


Hahaha very nice
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
mcneebs
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada391 Posts
June 08 2010 11:59 GMT
#162
"Beating terran mech was much easier in BW" Tom recalled.
You do it to yourself. Just you. You and no one else.
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
June 08 2010 13:29 GMT
#163
"God, I love drumming!" Tom Tom.
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
NotTheMonker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States131 Posts
June 08 2010 13:39 GMT
#164
"Four plus four is eight," Tom added.
You cant be a good rapper without rhymes, and you cant be a good Pokemon trainer without CATCHING MORE POKEMON.
liaf
Profile Joined April 2009
Norway318 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-08 14:09:11
June 08 2010 14:03 GMT
#165
"I have a very long reach," Tom said manly

Edit:
"It takes some effort to win the OSL" Tom said with speed
♥ Snute ♥ Scarlett ♥ Jaedong ♥ KeeN ♥
Eiveki
Profile Joined June 2010
31 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-08 15:57:18
June 08 2010 15:55 GMT
#166
Gladly contributing to outstanding thread:

+ Show Spoiler +
"Wrong, my sister. That kills art, oh sis..." - Tom recalled thoughts about DT's.

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"Every wallet sometimes gets wrecked." - said Tom, introducing wreck rule.

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"Obey your boss, the U.S..." - Tom painted a beacon in our brains.

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"I forgot to turn it into poem!" - Tom froze in disbelief.

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"Sari dodges! Chicken!!" - Tom coined adorably.

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- "Who you're gonna be in the future?" - interviewer Tom asked.
- "I'll become a legend." - Boxer rushed with the answer.
- "Yeah, I'll become a legend too!" - Yellow seconded.

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"I HATE BUNKERRRS!!!" - Tom yelled, being boxed in.

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"Violent... attack is coming..." - Yellow dropped slowly.

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"D level Terrans on Python are joke." - Tom tossed.
Aim Here
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Scotland672 Posts
June 08 2010 16:54 GMT
#167
"You're right, my horsechestnuts are harder than yours." Tom concurred.

"I don't know what gg means" Tom conceded

Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-08 17:09:32
June 08 2010 16:56 GMT
#168
"I'll give those cheaters a taste of their own medicine," Tom hacked.
"I don't want to build additional pylons," Tom sighed.

On June 07 2010 08:36 hyst.eric.al wrote:
THIS ONE IS SO GOODDM20: "Three sunkens is enough" Tom droned on.


"I think I can get away with it," Tom expanded.
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SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 08 2010 18:05 GMT
#169
On June 08 2010 20:59 mcneebs wrote:
"Beating terran mech was much easier in BW" Tom recalled.

Nice

On June 09 2010 01:56 Kau wrote:
"I don't want to build additional pylons," Tom sighed.

:p
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hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
June 08 2010 19:56 GMT
#170
teamliquid is so clever, my god
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-08 20:39:47
June 08 2010 20:39 GMT
#171
"How could I have lost that game? I made queens!" Tom brooded.
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Percutio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1672 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-09 22:26:37
June 08 2010 21:01 GMT
#172
"10 hatch isn't safe." Tom denied expanding on it.

"Naaaaaaaaaaaay." Tom said hoarsely.

"He has four gas!" Tom said flabbergasted.

"So much money, hope I don't get caught." Tom saviored.

"I don't care about your heartbreak." Tom said rigidly.

On June 07 2010 20:10 DM20 wrote:
"I support the wheel" Tom spoke.

I lol'd
What does it matter how I loose it?
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27156 Posts
June 09 2010 07:12 GMT
#173
"I enjoyed these ba-a-a-a-d puns," Tom said sheepishly.
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JFKWT
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore1442 Posts
June 10 2010 00:27 GMT
#174
"It's spraying everywhere!" Tom gushed.

"Making carriers is good skill toi have," Tom said gregariously.
"Hmm I'll leave the trash out in the storm," Tom let the junk be.
"Yum, I love cocktails and doing the limbo by the sea," Tom sung.
"Can i have more minerals?" Tom probed.
"I gotta get going real fast," Tim packed furiously.
"Anytime," Tom said sassily.
"I'm the best," Tom said dourly
"I am an old boy," Tom said dreamily.
"TvP involves MnM and dropships" an upbeat Tom said magically.
"I loved reavers in '03" Tom said colourfully.
"I own this kingdom" Tom said dreamily/devilishly.

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"Really?! a 31 kill reaver?!" Tom said, dazed.
"Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk," Tom said classically.
"Hyukhyukhyuk, we beat Samsung," Tom ssaid soothingly

""I forgot to turn it into poem!" - Tom froze in disbelief."
-> "I'm a cute angel!" Tom froze in disbelief when he heard that.


The calm before the storm / "loli is not a crime, but meganekko is the way to go!"
bearbuddy
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3442 Posts
June 10 2010 01:28 GMT
#175
"Fuck yeah, we're in Canada," Tom exclaimed after the excruciating long ship ride.

"No, I'm not dating Tossgirl," Tom replied, calmly.

"That's the second time it has happened!" Tom stormed out, angrily.
djcube
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States985 Posts
June 10 2010 02:08 GMT
#176
A few bad ones off the top of my head.

"I wasn't jerking it, I swear" Tom ejaculated.

"Die Zerg!" Bisu stormed.

"Go team Jacob!" Tom howled.

"Colbert is on weeknights," Tom reported.

"I just love Twitter," Tom chirped.

"I'll be returning this prize," Tom exclaimed.

"No more alcohol for me," said the forsaken Japanese man.
Wargizmo
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia1237 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-10 02:46:52
June 10 2010 02:42 GMT
#177
"Well I wanted to do bull fighting in Spain but they said the bulls were too constipated that day," Tom said, without bullshitting.

or maybe...

"I wasn't too scared! they just said all the bulls had diarrhoea and couldn't fight," Tom said, bullshitting.


Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is best. - Frank Zappa
ROOTdrewbie
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1392 Posts
June 10 2010 02:45 GMT
#178
lol those bw ones are funny OMGSC ones:
adelarge: "Where is the OSL winner? I can't find him," Tom said effortlessly.
and the savior one LOL
www.root-gaming.com
ROOTdrewbie
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1392 Posts
June 10 2010 02:45 GMT
#179
On June 08 2010 20:59 mcneebs wrote:
"Beating terran mech was much easier in BW" Tom recalled.

omfg so good
www.root-gaming.com
Cocojack
Profile Joined November 2008
United States22 Posts
June 10 2010 03:05 GMT
#180
"I don't think we have the 'b' mold," Tom said, casting doubt.
"No comment." -Anonymous
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