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Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8857 Posts
June 07 2010 15:02 GMT
#121
"I'm grounded at Heathrow!", Tom errupted.

"This feels like Groundhog's Day", Tom repeated.

"I have ADD," Tom Tweeted.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Zortch
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada635 Posts
June 07 2010 15:11 GMT
#122
"Damn, I dropped the toothpaste," said Tom crestfallenly.
Respect is everything. ~ARchon
Captain Mayhem
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Sweden774 Posts
June 07 2010 15:24 GMT
#123
"Pippin!" Tom shouted merrily.

"But I don't need a pacemaker!" said Tom whole-heartedly.

"Well that was a half-assed attempt" Tom said with a mulish grin. (smart-points for those who get it)
Gravity is just a theory anyway.
NotTheMonker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States131 Posts
June 07 2010 15:27 GMT
#124
"You need to specify a type for your variables before you use them," Tom declared.
You cant be a good rapper without rhymes, and you cant be a good Pokemon trainer without CATCHING MORE POKEMON.
wrestlingfool08
Profile Joined November 2009
United States139 Posts
June 07 2010 15:30 GMT
#125
"Well that was a half-assed attempt" Tom said with a mulish grin. (smart-points for those who get it)


lol my personal favorite so far
NotTheMonker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States131 Posts
June 07 2010 15:42 GMT
#126
"No way! I was the one who invented the double observatory build!" Tom combatively exclaimed.
You cant be a good rapper without rhymes, and you cant be a good Pokemon trainer without CATCHING MORE POKEMON.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 16:24:15
June 07 2010 15:49 GMT
#127
"I wish I was half fish," Tom murmured. (stretch?)

"That'll be $240," announced Tom.

"My implants are too bouncy," said Tomalina fastidiously.
posting on liquid sites in current year
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
June 07 2010 15:52 GMT
#128
"Another one bites the dust," sang the parrot perpetually.
posting on liquid sites in current year
Badjas
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Netherlands2038 Posts
June 07 2010 15:54 GMT
#129
"I must hurry", Tom said hastily
I <3 the internet, I <3 you
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 16:30:00
June 07 2010 16:23 GMT
#130
"Ted isn't here today," Tom noted.

"Is it time to listen to shitty prog yet?" Tom mused.

On June 08 2010 00:49 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
"My implants are too bouncy," said Tomalina fastidiously.


"Now they're hardly there," Tomalina noticed.
posting on liquid sites in current year
mg
Profile Joined August 2009
88 Posts
June 07 2010 16:23 GMT
#131
"What is a person, place or thing?" Tom announced.
⋆S⋆T⋆A⋆R⋆S⋆ ⋆B⋆A⋆B⋆Y⋆
Raydog
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States632 Posts
June 07 2010 16:24 GMT
#132
"Are we having a surprise test?" Tommy said quizzically
Shew
mg
Profile Joined August 2009
88 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 16:25:41
June 07 2010 16:24 GMT
#133
"I've been having trouble keeping my balance lately," Tom detailed.

"I need to ramp up my economy," Tom droned.
⋆S⋆T⋆A⋆R⋆S⋆ ⋆B⋆A⋆B⋆Y⋆
NotTheMonker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States131 Posts
June 07 2010 16:46 GMT
#134
"Where is the best place to proxy-gate on Lost Temple?" Tom probed.

"I cheated because I needed the money," Tom typed, being honest.

"I guess I'm just used to always winning," said Tom, jaded.
You cant be a good rapper without rhymes, and you cant be a good Pokemon trainer without CATCHING MORE POKEMON.
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
June 07 2010 16:51 GMT
#135
I am the bone lord, said Tom skulkingly?
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Aim Here
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Scotland672 Posts
June 07 2010 17:04 GMT
#136
"I'm in second place? AGAIN?" Tom yelled.

"Let's use our status as Starcraft commentators to sell T-shirts and energy drinks" Tom plotted.

lgd-haze
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden547 Posts
June 07 2010 17:06 GMT
#137
"Terrible terrible damage", said Tom while he dusted off his eyebrows.
Flying Tushin!!
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
June 07 2010 18:08 GMT
#138
Uhm, these go together, yah?



"Does this dress make me look fat?" "Lady Tom" queried the three men beside her at the bar.
"Uh..." Tom1 kept his thoughts to himself, preferring to err on the side of caution.
"No that dress makes you gay!" Tom2 exclaimed happily.
Tom3 downed his drink in one big gulp, shrugged and ventured "To boldly go where no Tom has gone before!" pushing past his friends towards Lady Tom.
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
Danzepol
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States211 Posts
June 07 2010 18:18 GMT
#139
'i do wish i had not cut down that old tree' Tom pined
in a fox with a box
Johnny B
Profile Joined April 2009
United States76 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-09 05:07:50
June 07 2010 18:28 GMT
#140
"Tell me more about goblins," Tom implored.

"But I don't know how to use a bow!" Tom quivered.

"Beware of kids with magnifying glasses," answered Tom.

"My hair's all gone!" Tom bawled.

"Shut up Cerebrate, I have enough Overlords," Tom responds.

"Because I haven't upgraded my Carriers yet!" Tom forcefully intercepted.

"Sorry Jim, there's no multiplayer in Starcraft 64," consoled Tom.

EDIT: Some of them are pretty subtle.
+ Show Spoiler +
implored = imp lore
answered Tom = ants heard Tom
Tom responds = Tom respawns
forcefully intercepted = four's fully interceptored
My dad can beat your dad in StarCraft.
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