EPT"This feels like Groundhog's Day", Tom repeated.
"I have ADD," Tom Tweeted.
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Flaccid
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"This feels like Groundhog's Day", Tom repeated. "I have ADD," Tom Tweeted. | ||
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Zortch
Canada635 Posts
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Captain Mayhem
Sweden774 Posts
"But I don't need a pacemaker!" said Tom whole-heartedly. "Well that was a half-assed attempt" Tom said with a mulish grin. (smart-points for those who get it) | ||
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NotTheMonker
United States131 Posts
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wrestlingfool08
United States139 Posts
"Well that was a half-assed attempt" Tom said with a mulish grin. (smart-points for those who get it) lol my personal favorite so far | ||
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NotTheMonker
United States131 Posts
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
"That'll be $240," announced Tom. "My implants are too bouncy," said Tomalina fastidiously. | ||
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
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Badjas
Netherlands2038 Posts
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
"Is it time to listen to shitty prog yet?" Tom mused. On June 08 2010 00:49 SpiritoftheTunA wrote: "My implants are too bouncy," said Tomalina fastidiously. "Now they're hardly there," Tomalina noticed. | ||
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mg
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Raydog
United States632 Posts
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mg
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"I need to ramp up my economy," Tom droned. | ||
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NotTheMonker
United States131 Posts
"I cheated because I needed the money," Tom typed, being honest. "I guess I'm just used to always winning," said Tom, jaded. | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
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Aim Here
Scotland672 Posts
"Let's use our status as Starcraft commentators to sell T-shirts and energy drinks" Tom plotted. | ||
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lgd-haze
Sweden547 Posts
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Luhh
Sweden2974 Posts
"Does this dress make me look fat?" "Lady Tom" queried the three men beside her at the bar. "Uh..." Tom1 kept his thoughts to himself, preferring to err on the side of caution. "No that dress makes you gay!" Tom2 exclaimed happily. Tom3 downed his drink in one big gulp, shrugged and ventured "To boldly go where no Tom has gone before!" pushing past his friends towards Lady Tom. | ||
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Danzepol
United States211 Posts
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Johnny B
United States76 Posts
"But I don't know how to use a bow!" Tom quivered. "Beware of kids with magnifying glasses," answered Tom. "My hair's all gone!" Tom bawled. "Shut up Cerebrate, I have enough Overlords," Tom responds. "Because I haven't upgraded my Carriers yet!" Tom forcefully intercepted. "Sorry Jim, there's no multiplayer in Starcraft 64," consoled Tom. EDIT: Some of them are pretty subtle. + Show Spoiler + implored = imp lore answered Tom = ants heard Tom Tom responds = Tom respawns forcefully intercepted = four's fully interceptored | ||
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