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NotTheMonker
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L0thar
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+ Show Spoiler + Thinking about it, it isn't exactly the correct form, maybe "You fucking skilles newbie," shouted Tom having a field day would fit better | ||
intrigue
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
"AFK, good luck finding my cc noob." Tom said with great levity. "Blowjobs are a disgusting sexual practice." Tomalina soured. "Defending against hellion harass is hopeless." Tom complained spinelessly. "Vultures are so much better than their stupid replacements!" Tom campaigns tirelessly. "Hm, his timing senses really are pretty sick." Tom concluded darkly. | ||
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SayaSP
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illu
Canada2531 Posts
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hyst.eric.al
United States2332 Posts
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Danzepol
United States211 Posts
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s.a.y
Croatia3840 Posts
On June 08 2010 02:06 lgd-haze wrote: "Terrible terrible damage", said Tom while he dusted off his eyebrows. haha omg :D | ||
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RedTerror
New Zealand742 Posts
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RedTerror
New Zealand742 Posts
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RedTerror
New Zealand742 Posts
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RedTerror
New Zealand742 Posts
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bumatlarge
United States4567 Posts
"I seem to have forgotten to put my penis on" Tom remembered "Check my moves!" Tom raved "Getting your pawn to the other side is useful" Tom promoted "lunnnnnar eclipppppseeeee" Tom moaned "See, that devil isnt homo!" Tom demonstrates They dont always have to be past tense if it helps | ||
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oBlade
United States5784 Posts
"Thanks, but Jaedong is actually better against Zerg," Tom said modestly. | ||
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oxidized
United States324 Posts
Oh, oxidized is such a witty bastard.  But now I feel like I have to contribute more: "Abstience is the only way to prevent STDs," Tomalina said prudently. "Man, Zealots are imba," Tom respired. "I'm disembarking," Tom explained. "Ha! I can't believe you wore your trousers inside out," Tom said flippantly. "I have a dream," Martin Luther King invisioned. "I don't truly enjoy masturbation until it's the fourth time in a given day," Tom said forthcomingly. + Show Spoiler + Yeah, last one stolen from SonuvBob's earlier one  | ||
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Grobyc
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
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minus_human
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Wow | ||
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The Storyteller
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