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NotTheMonker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States131 Posts
June 07 2010 18:58 GMT
#141
"Puns are so funny!" laughed Tom hysterically.

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Awesome OP
You cant be a good rapper without rhymes, and you cant be a good Pokemon trainer without CATCHING MORE POKEMON.
L0thar
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
987 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 20:02:49
June 07 2010 19:53 GMT
#142
"I'm having a field day," Tom raged.

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Thinking about it, it isn't exactly the correct form, maybe "You fucking skilles newbie," shouted Tom having a field day would fit better
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 20:07:11
June 07 2010 19:55 GMT
#143
"Baneling breaks are fucking imbalanced!" Tom wailed.

"AFK, good luck finding my cc noob." Tom said with great levity.

"Blowjobs are a disgusting sexual practice." Tomalina soured.

"Defending against hellion harass is hopeless." Tom complained spinelessly.

"Vultures are so much better than their stupid replacements!" Tom campaigns tirelessly.

"Hm, his timing senses really are pretty sick." Tom concluded darkly.
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
June 07 2010 19:59 GMT
#144
i love u intrigue
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
June 07 2010 19:59 GMT
#145
"I am not lying!", Savior said.
:]
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 20:46:37
June 07 2010 20:36 GMT
#146
"It breaks my heart that one of my favorite terrans will never play in the pro scene again," said Tom, as he washed in the STX Soul practice house.
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
Danzepol
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States211 Posts
June 07 2010 22:51 GMT
#147
"please stick it in my ass" tom said gaily
in a fox with a box
s.a.y
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Croatia3840 Posts
June 07 2010 23:28 GMT
#148
On June 08 2010 02:06 lgd-haze wrote:
"Terrible terrible damage", said Tom while he dusted off his eyebrows.


haha omg :D
I am not good with quotes
RedTerror
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand742 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-08 03:53:03
June 08 2010 03:52 GMT
#149
"I could beat him with vulture drop into valkyrie goliath" fantasized tom
RedTerror
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand742 Posts
June 08 2010 04:34 GMT
#150
"Actually CJ entus players are all pretty sharp looking guys" tom said without much effort
RedTerror
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand742 Posts
June 08 2010 04:34 GMT
#151
"My fantasy starcraft team needs a minimum of 1 terran" tom kept in mind
RedTerror
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand742 Posts
June 08 2010 04:34 GMT
#152
"What would Lecaf Oz do without you!" tom would blurt at anytime
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
June 08 2010 04:58 GMT
#153
"I know whats in that shuttle" Tom revered

"I seem to have forgotten to put my penis on" Tom remembered

"Check my moves!" Tom raved

"Getting your pawn to the other side is useful" Tom promoted

"lunnnnnar eclipppppseeeee" Tom moaned

"See, that devil isnt homo!" Tom demonstrates

They dont always have to be past tense if it helps
Together but separate, like oatmeal
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6054 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-08 05:17:31
June 08 2010 05:11 GMT
#154
"All-kills are fascinating," Tom lit up.

"Thanks, but Jaedong is actually better against Zerg," Tom said modestly.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
June 08 2010 05:15 GMT
#155
Oh, oxidized is such a witty bastard.

But now I feel like I have to contribute more:


"Abstience is the only way to prevent STDs," Tomalina said prudently.

"Man, Zealots are imba," Tom respired.

"I'm disembarking," Tom explained.

"Ha! I can't believe you wore your trousers inside out," Tom said flippantly.

"I have a dream," Martin Luther King invisioned.

"I don't truly enjoy masturbation until it's the fourth time in a given day," Tom said forthcomingly.
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Yeah, last one stolen from SonuvBob's earlier one
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 08 2010 06:00 GMT
#156
"If there's one spell I hate the most, it's beserk," Tom raged.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
June 08 2010 08:13 GMT
#157
"You just lost the game" Tom said playfully
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 08 2010 08:21 GMT
#158
On June 08 2010 08:28 s.a.y wrote:
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On June 08 2010 02:06 lgd-haze wrote:
"Terrible terrible damage", said Tom while he dusted off his eyebrows.


haha omg :D

Wow
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-08 10:49:13
June 08 2010 08:39 GMT
#159
"I took 15 grand from that guy" Jaedong said, as he killed another lurkeR.
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
June 08 2010 08:45 GMT
#160
"I must masturbate a lot," Tom guessed blindly.
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