EPTTom Swifties (puns) - Page 12
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Strayline
United States330 Posts
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TarQeS
United Kingdom90 Posts
"Illness and disease is often spread through bodily fluid", He ejaculated "Nonsense captain, I can steer this ship to safety" He said sinkingly "Pavlov, fetch me my dinner and a bell!", He barked. "Lee, this alphabetti spaghetti is tragically lacking in one vowel" He interjected morosely | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
"I'm going to build my hatchery at 12," Tom opened. "This plant will never get any bigger," Tom groaned. "No feast was never more than what I had just eaten" said Eadger, ravening. "I just don't understand the concept of religion" said Tom crossly. "Take Viagra when you have trouble 'getting up'", Tom EDucated. Tom longed for a better way make his wife happy. "Threads about Tom Swifties are hyst.eric.al." posted Eric (I assume?). "I just attacked a cat with a Craftsman 3.5 HP 16" Electric Chain Saw" Tom detailed. "I was just cleaning stains off my mattress" Tom disseminated "I just had to remove one of my organs due to cancer," Tom delivered. "I was able to regain possession of my liver!" Tom claimed, relieved. Tom embraced the fact he needed his teeth straightened. "I just found out my former girlfriend is pregnant" said Tom exceedingly depressed. "If you'd like, I could assassinate your wife" offered Tom. "Watch your language, or I'll wash your mouth with soap," Tom discussed. "I've always wanted a coniferous tree" Tom said, pining. "This battery only has a negative side" Tom said, playing Monopoly. "Lee, this funny alphabetti spaghetti is tragically lacking in one vowel" He interjected morosely AHA. This is genius. (And fixed...) | ||
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TarQeS
United Kingdom90 Posts
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy", He solipsized "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears" He thought he said, but he wasn't sure | ||
Pholon
Netherlands6142 Posts
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Navane
Netherlands2749 Posts
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Navane
Netherlands2749 Posts
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Silu
Finland165 Posts
"Five by five", Tom piped up. "I'm gonna rise above the Diamond league", Tom proclaimed. "Bnet2.0 makes me feel empty inside", Tom chatted. | ||
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imreker
Poland95 Posts
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Captain Mayhem
Sweden774 Posts
Toms heart sank. In other news, I had totally forgotten about this awesome thread. Much e-love for necromancing it :D | ||
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