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Inkarnate
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada840 Posts
June 15 2010 15:01 GMT
#201
"I love fire crotches", said Tom gingerly.

"marry me Juliet", said Tom swiftly.

Ok I'm done
irishash
Profile Joined November 2008
United States285 Posts
June 15 2010 17:44 GMT
#202
"Is it just me, or are there only two or three funny Tom Swifties in this thread?" irishash asked seriously.
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
June 15 2010 17:46 GMT
#203
"I hope the Autobots get here soon," Tom said optimustically.



I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4613 Posts
June 16 2010 17:19 GMT
#204
"I'm running every morning near the railway", tom explained his marathon training
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
June 16 2010 17:23 GMT
#205
"I really hate cheesey all-ins" Idra typed out.
Bibdy
Profile Joined March 2010
United States3481 Posts
June 16 2010 17:28 GMT
#206
On June 16 2010 02:46 Jerubaal wrote:
"I hope the Autobots get here soon," Tom said optimustically.





"Oh don't worry, they'll be here soon", said Tom deceptively
LuckyLuke43
Profile Joined May 2010
Norway169 Posts
June 16 2010 17:43 GMT
#207
On June 08 2010 17:45 The Storyteller wrote:
"I must masturbate a lot," Tom guessed blindly.


LOL!
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
LuckyLuke43
Profile Joined May 2010
Norway169 Posts
June 16 2010 17:44 GMT
#208
On June 16 2010 02:46 Jerubaal wrote:
"I hope the Autobots get here soon," Tom said optimustically.





hahahahahhaha, not every swiftie in here is funny, but this one sure is lolllll
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
Bibdy
Profile Joined March 2010
United States3481 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-16 19:07:51
June 16 2010 19:02 GMT
#209
"I wish I had legs" Tom said hopelessly.

"I don't have crabs!" Tom said rashly

"Actually, nevermind. You can have it." Tom exclaimed.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20158 Posts
June 17 2010 00:29 GMT
#210
"I don't really like my name." Tom said frankly.

"That bra is doing wonders for you" Tom said supportively.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Master Shaman
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States57 Posts
June 17 2010 04:25 GMT
#211
"I don't know tdotkrayz's password," said Tom, dotingly.
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4613 Posts
June 17 2010 14:41 GMT
#212
On June 17 2010 02:23 Slayer91 wrote:
"I really hate cheesey all-ins" Idra typed out.


"I really hate cheesey all-ins" Idra owled out?
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
Sasquatch
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada126 Posts
June 18 2010 17:33 GMT
#213
"How is your newborn?" asked Tom laboriously.
JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
June 18 2010 18:28 GMT
#214
"Fix my container, my oil is spilling," R2D2 BeePed.
Nony is Bonjwa
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6052 Posts
June 20 2010 06:20 GMT
#215
"You must use punctuation regularly," Tom commanded periodically.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 22 2010 18:32 GMT
#216
"I am a noob," Tom said professionally.

"My name is Tom," Tom said earnestly.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
June 22 2010 18:53 GMT
#217
On June 17 2010 23:41 0x64 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 17 2010 02:23 Slayer91 wrote:
"I really hate cheesey all-ins" Idra typed out.


"I really hate cheesey all-ins" Idra owled out?


I don't get it.

my one was like
typed out = leave after gg'ing
cheesey all-in = joke about idra not gg'ing vs that kinda play
milkshakespeare
Profile Joined October 2007
Austria19 Posts
June 22 2010 18:57 GMT
#218
"Sure, I'll do anything Kane tells me to do.", Tom nodded.

"I think John's pretty swift.", Tom proposed modestly.
When I came home I expected a surprise and there was no surprise for me, so, of course, I was surprised.
Triscuit
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States722 Posts
June 22 2010 19:10 GMT
#219
"I'm working on a new album," Tom recorded.
Man.Magic
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States178 Posts
June 22 2010 19:23 GMT
#220
"I need to retard my search, it might be under my nose," Tom stood dumbfoundedly.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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