Basically since this thread I have been trading swifties with my coworkers via post it note or text. It is becoming a plague. Anyway, these are mine.

"This is getting our of hand," Tom said, feeling slighted.

"This might be a good day to go fishing," Tom pondered.

"That is a European train," Tom gauged. "It is best suited for the Netherlands," he added flatly.

"Peace is overrated," Tom said warily.

"Check out the tits on that flight attendant," Tom leered.

"I think something is wrong with the engine," Tom sputtered.

"I totally forgot what I was supposed to buy," Tom said listelessly.

JinNJuice

United States255 Posts

June 10 2010 18:23 GMT

#182

"That bowl of Cheerios was delicious," said Tom heartily

Manifesto7

Osaka27156 Posts

June 10 2010 20:31 GMT

#183

"I was raised in Alabama," Tom groaned.

Biochemist

United States1008 Posts

June 12 2010 15:18 GMT

#184

"That's about average," Tom said meanly.

0x64

Finland4600 Posts

June 12 2010 17:52 GMT

#185

"u map", tom hackused

Badjas

Netherlands2038 Posts

June 12 2010 19:03 GMT

#186

"My neighbor is so hot", Tom peeped

Captain Mayhem

Sweden774 Posts

June 12 2010 19:13 GMT

#187

"I found my flashlight!" Tom shone up.

NonY

8751 Posts

June 12 2010 19:18 GMT

#188

On June 09 2010 00:55 Eiveki wrote:
Gladly contributing to outstanding thread:

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"Wrong, my sister. That kills art, oh sis..." - Tom recalled thoughts about DT's.

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"Every wallet sometimes gets wrecked." - said Tom, introducing wreck rule.

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"Obey your boss, the U.S..." - Tom painted a beacon in our brains.

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"I forgot to turn it into poem!" - Tom froze in disbelief.

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"Sari dodges! Chicken!!" - Tom coined adorably.

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- "Who you're gonna be in the future?" - interviewer Tom asked.
- "I'll become a legend." - Boxer rushed with the answer.
- "Yeah, I'll become a legend too!" - Yellow seconded.

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"I HATE BUNKERRRS!!!" - Tom yelled, being boxed in.

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"Violent... attack is coming..." - Yellow dropped slowly.

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"D level Terrans on Python are joke." - Tom tossed.

Pretty sure it's been long enough that Boxer > Yellow isn't a spoiler anymore =]

meeple

Canada10211 Posts

June 12 2010 19:37 GMT

#189

"How inspiring!!" Tom mused

I actually dreamt about tom swifties last night... god there were so many clever ones I came up with and now I can remember none of them

ella_guru

Canada1741 Posts

June 13 2010 07:13 GMT

#190

ahh man this is lol

Not_Computer

Canada2277 Posts

June 13 2010 07:21 GMT

#191

On June 08 2010 22:29 alpskomleko wrote:
"God, I love drumming!" Tom Tom.

"I can't find my GPS," TomTom.

snpnx

Germany454 Posts

June 13 2010 13:00 GMT

#192

"He's not gonna win this race", Tom finished slowly.

Or in a bit varying manner:

That he wasn't going to win this race was a conclusion that Tom arrived only slowly at.

MasterOfChaos

Germany2896 Posts

June 14 2010 12:16 GMT

#193

"We will game for the throne of trolls", Tom hotly bids Martin.
"Not every wizard is rich", Tom spelled codedly.

lgd-haze

Sweden547 Posts

June 14 2010 12:24 GMT

#194

On June 14 2010 21:16 MasterOfChaos wrote:
"We will game for the throne of trolls", Tom hotly bids Martin.
"Not every wizard is rich", Tom spelled codedly.

"Darkness overpowering!", mastered Tom chaoticly.

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I know it's bad

barth

Ireland1272 Posts

June 14 2010 12:32 GMT

#195

"Jaehoon isn`t doing too well in proleague," Tom barely recalled.

bumatlarge

United States4567 Posts

June 15 2010 02:18 GMT

#196

"Guess that nuke rush won't work" Tom said, giving up the ghost.

Steelflight-Rx

United States1389 Posts

June 15 2010 12:55 GMT

#197

"I'm turning into a dog!" Tom barked.

Day[9]

United States7366 Posts

June 15 2010 13:27 GMT

#198

On June 14 2010 21:32 barth wrote:
"Jaehoon isn`t doing too well in proleague," Tom barely recalled.

OLOLRFORLFR OH MY GOD LOFLRF HAHAHA AWESOME :D :D :D :D :D

Jerubaal

United States7684 Posts

June 15 2010 13:51 GMT

#199

Hope I'm not repeating:

This knife is dull, he remarked sharply.
It goes on the left, Tom said sinisterly.
Move it a little to the right, Tom said as he dexterously adjusted.

"The templars crusaded across the map."
"The marines carried the terran over troubled waters."
"Zerg is the superior race", Idra droned.
"The Phoenixes gave Nony's game a second life."
"White-Ra wisely probed his enemy's defenses."

Inkarnate

Canada840 Posts

June 15 2010 14:42 GMT

#200

"I use the Bourne Again Shell", said Tom bashfully.

"I just swallowed a fishing lure", said Tom with baited breath.

"I like to be in position with a good hand", said Tom ideally.

"My glasses are fogged up", said Tom optimistically.