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Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27172 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-10 20:32:14
June 10 2010 04:29 GMT
#181
Basically since this thread I have been trading swifties with my coworkers via post it note or text. It is becoming a plague. Anyway, these are mine.

"This is getting our of hand," Tom said, feeling slighted.

"This might be a good day to go fishing," Tom pondered.

"That is a European train," Tom gauged. "It is best suited for the Netherlands," he added flatly.

"Peace is overrated," Tom said warily.

"Check out the tits on that flight attendant," Tom leered.

"I think something is wrong with the engine," Tom sputtered.

"I totally forgot what I was supposed to buy," Tom said listelessly.

ModeratorGodfather
JinNJuice
Profile Joined June 2010
United States255 Posts
June 10 2010 18:23 GMT
#182
"That bowl of Cheerios was delicious," said Tom heartily
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27172 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-10 20:33:41
June 10 2010 20:31 GMT
#183
"I was raised in Alabama," Tom groaned.
ModeratorGodfather
Biochemist
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1008 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-12 15:18:13
June 12 2010 15:18 GMT
#184
"That's about average," Tom said meanly.
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4613 Posts
June 12 2010 17:52 GMT
#185
"u map", tom hackused
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
Badjas
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Netherlands2038 Posts
June 12 2010 19:03 GMT
#186
"My neighbor is so hot", Tom peeped
I <3 the internet, I <3 you
Captain Mayhem
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Sweden774 Posts
June 12 2010 19:13 GMT
#187
"I found my flashlight!" Tom shone up.
Gravity is just a theory anyway.
NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8751 Posts
June 12 2010 19:18 GMT
#188
On June 09 2010 00:55 Eiveki wrote:
Gladly contributing to outstanding thread:

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"Wrong, my sister. That kills art, oh sis..." - Tom recalled thoughts about DT's.

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"Every wallet sometimes gets wrecked." - said Tom, introducing wreck rule.

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"Obey your boss, the U.S..." - Tom painted a beacon in our brains.

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"I forgot to turn it into poem!" - Tom froze in disbelief.

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"Sari dodges! Chicken!!" - Tom coined adorably.

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- "Who you're gonna be in the future?" - interviewer Tom asked.
- "I'll become a legend." - Boxer rushed with the answer.
- "Yeah, I'll become a legend too!" - Yellow seconded.

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"I HATE BUNKERRRS!!!" - Tom yelled, being boxed in.

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"Violent... attack is coming..." - Yellow dropped slowly.

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"D level Terrans on Python are joke." - Tom tossed.

Pretty sure it's been long enough that Boxer > Yellow isn't a spoiler anymore =]
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-12 19:37:50
June 12 2010 19:37 GMT
#189
"How inspiring!!" Tom mused

I actually dreamt about tom swifties last night... god there were so many clever ones I came up with and now I can remember none of them
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
June 13 2010 07:13 GMT
#190
ahh man this is lol
Each day gets better : )
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
June 13 2010 07:21 GMT
#191
On June 08 2010 22:29 alpskomleko wrote:
"God, I love drumming!" Tom Tom.


"I can't find my GPS," TomTom.
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
snpnx
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany454 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-13 13:12:22
June 13 2010 13:00 GMT
#192
"He's not gonna win this race", Tom finished slowly.

Or in a bit varying manner:

That he wasn't going to win this race was a conclusion that Tom arrived only slowly at.
"Language is Freeware, in that it's free to use, but it's not Open Source, so you can't just change things how you like."
MasterOfChaos
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Germany2896 Posts
June 14 2010 12:16 GMT
#193
"We will game for the throne of trolls", Tom hotly bids Martin.
"Not every wizard is rich", Tom spelled codedly.
LiquipediaOne eye to kill. Two eyes to live.
lgd-haze
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden547 Posts
June 14 2010 12:24 GMT
#194
On June 14 2010 21:16 MasterOfChaos wrote:
"We will game for the throne of trolls", Tom hotly bids Martin.
"Not every wizard is rich", Tom spelled codedly.


"Darkness overpowering!", mastered Tom chaoticly.

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I know it's bad
Flying Tushin!!
barth
Profile Joined March 2008
Ireland1272 Posts
June 14 2010 12:32 GMT
#195
"Jaehoon isn`t doing too well in proleague," Tom barely recalled.
"Somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you because you talked to someone that wasn`t there." - MasterOfChaos
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
June 15 2010 02:18 GMT
#196
"Guess that nuke rush won't work" Tom said, giving up the ghost.
Together but separate, like oatmeal
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
June 15 2010 12:55 GMT
#197
"I'm turning into a dog!" Tom barked.
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
June 15 2010 13:27 GMT
#198
On June 14 2010 21:32 barth wrote:
"Jaehoon isn`t doing too well in proleague," Tom barely recalled.


OLOLRFORLFR OH MY GOD LOFLRF HAHAHA AWESOME :D :D :D :D :D
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-15 13:59:52
June 15 2010 13:51 GMT
#199
Hope I'm not repeating:

This knife is dull, he remarked sharply.
It goes on the left, Tom said sinisterly.
Move it a little to the right, Tom said as he dexterously adjusted.

"The templars crusaded across the map."
"The marines carried the terran over troubled waters."
"Zerg is the superior race", Idra droned.
"The Phoenixes gave Nony's game a second life."
"White-Ra wisely probed his enemy's defenses."
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Inkarnate
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada840 Posts
June 15 2010 14:42 GMT
#200
"I use the Bourne Again Shell", said Tom bashfully.

"I just swallowed a fishing lure", said Tom with baited breath.

"I like to be in position with a good hand", said Tom ideally.

"My glasses are fogged up", said Tom optimistically.
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