EPTHadn't heard of these before, just checked the wiki article. My favorite examples:
"Nnnn", Tom murmured forensically.
"I think I'm a homosexual", Tom said, half in earnest.
"I think I'm a homosexual", Tom said, half in earnest.
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SonuvBob
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Hadn't heard of these before, just checked the wiki article. My favorite examples: | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
"I'll fly" said tom while he dreamed. | ||
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SonuvBob
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
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Protactinium
Canada550 Posts
On June 07 2010 12:29 oxidized wrote: + Show Spoiler [Recent SPL spoiler] + "You think you are good vs Protoss, but you'll never be able to beat me," Tom replied callously. Haha this one is pretty good. "Elvis is dead," Tom said expressly. | ||
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mOnion
United States5652 Posts
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ryuu_
United States1266 Posts
"Tiffany's cute." Tom stated plastically. "Amber's so fierce!" Tom mentioned manly. | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17726 Posts
On June 07 2010 13:02 SonuvBob wrote: "You slept with who?!" M2 asked his girlfriend doggedly. LOL | ||
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deL
Australia5540 Posts
"I hope that spider bites you!" Tom said, with venom. "This sentence is false." Epimenides contradicted. An even weaker one: "Ali knocked him out in the dying seconds of that round!" chimed Tom. | ||
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blue_arrow
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hyst.eric.al
United States2332 Posts
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RoTaNiMoD
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RedTerror
New Zealand742 Posts
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surLoop
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KwarK
United States42185 Posts
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deL
Australia5540 Posts
"I lied" Tomina spat. "Oh God, I went home with the fat one last night" spits Tom. Not sure how obvious the 2nd one is  | ||
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RedTerror
New Zealand742 Posts
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tyCe
Australia2542 Posts
On June 07 2010 13:58 RoTaNiMoD wrote: "My pencil broke," Tom said pointlessly. <3 this one! | ||
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On June 07 2010 15:54 ViruX wrote: "she wears high heels, I wear sneakers" Taylor said swiftly i was about to sneeze and read yours and sneezed/laughed hahaha | ||
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hp.Shell
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