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SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 07 2010 04:13 GMT
#81
"Let's eat babies!" Tom proposed swiftly.

Hadn't heard of these before, just checked the wiki article. My favorite examples:

"Nnnn", Tom murmured forensically.
"I think I'm a homosexual", Tom said, half in earnest.
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Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
June 07 2010 04:16 GMT
#82
"I know i can beat Bisu" shined Tom.
"I'll fly" said tom while he dreamed.
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 04:26:09
June 07 2010 04:19 GMT
#83
"That bith is suh a fuking unt," Tom complained ceaselessly.
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 07 2010 04:20 GMT
#84
"I just lost an electron!" Tom stated positively.
Protactinium
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada550 Posts
June 07 2010 04:28 GMT
#85
On June 07 2010 12:29 oxidized wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 12:21 oBlade wrote:
"You see, Protoss is the easiest race to defeat," Tom harangued.

+ Show Spoiler [Recent SPL spoiler] +
"You think you are good vs Protoss, but you'll never be able to beat me," Tom replied callously.

Haha this one is pretty good.

"Elvis is dead," Tom said expressly.
And so, we find the Sublime.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
June 07 2010 04:38 GMT
#86
"Your preparation of this tea was pathetic" Tom chaided
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ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
June 07 2010 04:39 GMT
#87
SNSD fans gonna kill me for this one but...

"Tiffany's cute." Tom stated plastically.

"Amber's so fierce!" Tom mentioned manly.
♣ Jaedong. Stork. Bisu. Calm. NaDa. SC2: Sen, MKP, DRG, MMA, Grubby, NonY, Ret, Jinro, TLO, Sheth, HayprO, Zenio,Taeja,Snute, Sea, Rain, MC,Squirtle,Stephano,Parting ,Life, and HEROOOOO <3
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17732 Posts
June 07 2010 04:41 GMT
#88
On June 07 2010 13:02 SonuvBob wrote:
"You slept with who?!" M2 asked his girlfriend doggedly.

LOL
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 04:54:05
June 07 2010 04:48 GMT
#89
Some lame attempts:

"I hope that spider bites you!" Tom said, with venom.

"This sentence is false." Epimenides contradicted.

An even weaker one:

"Ali knocked him out in the dying seconds of that round!" chimed Tom.
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blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
June 07 2010 04:49 GMT
#90
"There's going to be no LAN and no cross-realm play!" Tom said gaily.
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 05:21:06
June 07 2010 04:52 GMT
#91
hahaha jeez sonuvbob is a fucking beast and so is oxidized
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
RoTaNiMoD
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States558 Posts
June 07 2010 04:58 GMT
#92
"My pencil broke," Tom said pointlessly.
RedTerror
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand742 Posts
June 07 2010 05:01 GMT
#93
"I accept bribes" the teacher remarked
surLoop
Profile Joined May 2010
United States80 Posts
June 07 2010 05:12 GMT
#94
"someone farted," Tom gassed silently

KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43350 Posts
June 07 2010 05:20 GMT
#95
"I never could fold bullets" Tom called.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
June 07 2010 05:48 GMT
#96
"I thought you said you swallow" Tom groaned;
"I lied" Tomina spat.

"Oh God, I went home with the fat one last night" spits Tom.

Not sure how obvious the 2nd one is
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RedTerror
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand742 Posts
June 07 2010 06:54 GMT
#97
"she wears high heels, I wear sneakers" Taylor said swiftly
tyCe
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia2542 Posts
June 07 2010 07:06 GMT
#98
On June 07 2010 13:58 RoTaNiMoD wrote:
"My pencil broke," Tom said pointlessly.

<3 this one!
Betrayed by EG.BuK
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 07 2010 07:32 GMT
#99
On June 07 2010 15:54 ViruX wrote:
"she wears high heels, I wear sneakers" Taylor said swiftly


i was about to sneeze and read yours and sneezed/laughed hahaha
Hates Fun🤔
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
June 07 2010 07:40 GMT
#100
"Aw man, my printer's out of paper," Tom said emptily.
Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
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