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SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 07 2010 03:18 GMT
#61
On June 07 2010 12:06 LTT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 12:03 SonuvBob wrote:
"My sex change will go well," Tomasina predicted.


"If not, I will make a lovely bride," Tomasina unveiled.

"Tits of GTFO," Tom posted, holding his own in their conversation.
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oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
June 07 2010 03:19 GMT
#62
"I am pretty," Tom said freely.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 07 2010 03:19 GMT
#63
On June 07 2010 12:14 oxidized wrote:
"That prostitute snapped and is trying to knife all of us!" Tom said horrendously.

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oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5784 Posts
June 07 2010 03:21 GMT
#64
"You see, Protoss is the easiest race to defeat," Tom harangued.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
LTT
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Shakuras1095 Posts
June 07 2010 03:22 GMT
#65
On June 07 2010 12:18 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 12:06 LTT wrote:
On June 07 2010 12:03 SonuvBob wrote:
"My sex change will go well," Tomasina predicted.


"If not, I will make a lovely bride," Tomasina unveiled.

"Tits of GTFO," Tom posted, holding his own in their conversation.


"Back in your cages my little chickadees," Tom specified.
Linx_101
Profile Joined November 2008
Canada166 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 03:23:39
June 07 2010 03:23 GMT
#66
This thread is gold
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind - Mahatma Gandhi
Mykill
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada3402 Posts
June 07 2010 03:24 GMT
#67
On June 07 2010 12:19 oxidized wrote:
"I am pretty," Tom said freely.


lol thats very clever. i think a lot of people wont get it though
[~~The Impossible Leads To Invention~~] CJ Entusman #52 The problem with internet quotations is that they are hard to verify -Abraham Lincoln c.1863
LTT
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Shakuras1095 Posts
June 07 2010 03:28 GMT
#68
"A thread that produces only one liners," disclosed Tom.
oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 03:32:28
June 07 2010 03:29 GMT
#69
On June 07 2010 12:21 oBlade wrote:
"You see, Protoss is the easiest race to defeat," Tom harangued.

+ Show Spoiler [Recent SPL spoiler] +
"You think you are good vs Protoss, but you'll never be able to beat me," Tom replied callously.
L0thar
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
987 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 03:56:56
June 07 2010 03:36 GMT
#70
"I'm going straight to the pool," Tom said rushing away.

"I don't care you can't move", Tom showed his manners.

"I am the law!" Tom manifestated.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 07 2010 03:45 GMT
#71
"People may share where you come from, but on this platform id expect you to get your own car, mac," Tom commanded keenly.

(bonus puns :p)
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 04:07:51
June 07 2010 03:48 GMT
#72
"DC comics suck balls," Tom marveled.

"I'm going to lower you attack!" Tom growled.

"What did Jesus just turn that water into?" Tom whined.
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 03:54:00
June 07 2010 03:53 GMT
#73
"AAHHH, THAT NARWHAL IS GONNA STAB ME!" Tom wailed
How's the weather down there?
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 03:56:08
June 07 2010 03:55 GMT
#74
"Seaworld wasn't the same without them," Tom sighed purposelessly.

Alternate: "Dolphin-free tuna is overrated," Tom said purposefully.

I keep coming back to this thread. :p
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MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
June 07 2010 03:55 GMT
#75
"after my growth spurt none of my clothes fit anymore" said Tom with a groan.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 04:02:19
June 07 2010 04:02 GMT
#76
"You slept with who?!" M2 asked his girlfriend doggedly.
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 07 2010 04:02 GMT
#77
"Don't drop the soap," Tom said anally.
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
June 07 2010 04:05 GMT
#78
On June 07 2010 13:02 SonuvBob wrote:
"You slept with who?!" M2 asked his girlfriend doggedly.


Ahaha... nice

"Mars sucks... Tom snickered"
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
June 07 2010 04:08 GMT
#79
"Am i doing it right?" asked tom.
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
June 07 2010 04:08 GMT
#80
On June 07 2010 12:55 SonuvBob wrote:
"Seaworld wasn't the same without them," Tom sighed purposelessly.

Alternate: "Dolphin-free tuna is overrated," Tom said purposefully.

I keep coming back to this thread. :p
Rofl, same here. I really need to be doing work though T_T

"Most people think Dark Elves look cool, but I think they are just goofy," Tom said drowsily.
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