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SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 07 2010 02:10 GMT
#21
"Best lay I had in years," Tom said sheepishly.

=/
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jgju
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States454 Posts
June 07 2010 02:13 GMT
#22
"There's nothing in my pocket; I am happy to see you," Tom said pointedly
"For you biting zealots, here's a quote" - Lauryn Hill
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 07 2010 02:15 GMT
#23
"I've never map hacked in my life," Tom said Testily.
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Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7298 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 02:17:38
June 07 2010 02:16 GMT
#24
On June 07 2010 10:43 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
lol entertaining, although I don't get the OP's version of it, Tom said metaphorically? How else could that be interpreted?



not even a 5/chick
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
June 07 2010 02:18 GMT
#25
On June 07 2010 11:08 SonuvBob wrote:
"If i win you send 300$, if i lose i send 100$, that's basically what double or nothing means," Tom faythfully stated.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=1206460


Ahahaha NICE.
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oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
June 07 2010 02:31 GMT
#26
"I will raise my entire family on Starcraft," Tom plotted.

"Panda-killers never win," Tom said tastelessly.

"I always masturbate on planes," Tom said daintily.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 07 2010 02:34 GMT
#27
On June 07 2010 11:31 oxidized wrote:
"I will raise my entire family on Starcraft," Tom plotted.

"Panda-killers never win," Tom said tastelessly.

"I always masturbate on planes," Tom said daintily.

lol nice

I'd go with "I love wicker baskets" in the last one though, it fits better with the actual meaning.
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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
June 07 2010 02:37 GMT
#28
"Guys I'm having girl problems" Tom blogged.
"Guys my dick gets wet when I take a shit" Tom blogged.
"Guys help me with my homework please" Tom blogged.
"Guys Protoss is imba" Tom blogged.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
June 07 2010 02:38 GMT
#29
On June 07 2010 11:34 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 11:31 oxidized wrote:
"I will raise my entire family on Starcraft," Tom plotted.

"Panda-killers never win," Tom said tastelessly.

"I always masturbate on planes," Tom said daintily.

lol nice

I'd go with "I love wicker baskets" in the last one though, it fits better with the actual meaning.
Haha, yeah that would've worked much better.
Elbee
Profile Joined August 2009
United States224 Posts
June 07 2010 02:39 GMT
#30
"I'll try and dig it up for you," Tom said gravely.
Cauld
Profile Joined February 2010
United States350 Posts
June 07 2010 02:39 GMT
#31
"I'm a champion" Yellow choked.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
June 07 2010 02:40 GMT
#32
On June 07 2010 09:33 travis wrote:
"But I already glued the vase back together", Tom had replied.


lol that's clever
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SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 07 2010 02:40 GMT
#33
On June 07 2010 11:37 Caller wrote:
"Guys I'm having girl problems" Tom blogged.
"Guys my dick gets wet when I take a shit" Tom blogged.
"Guys help me with my homework please" Tom blogged.
"Guys Protoss is imba" Tom blogged.

"I don't understand this thread, so I'll just post whatever," Tom thought callously.
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SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 02:46:00
June 07 2010 02:42 GMT
#34
"I'm up next in this bukkake scene," Tom forthcomingly admitted.

edit: something wholesome to make up for that one:

"What are ventricles?" Tom asked half-heartedly.
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bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 02:45:39
June 07 2010 02:43 GMT
#35
"I will induct Alaska into the USA" Tom stated.

"What if I throw her into that lake?" Tom pondered. (Pond her? rofl?)

edit: maybe this would work better...

"This girl sure can take it" Tom pondered (pound'd her)
Together but separate, like oatmeal
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
June 07 2010 02:47 GMT
#36
"I'll win a starleague soon," Tom fantasized.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
June 07 2010 02:49 GMT
#37
On June 07 2010 11:40 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 11:37 Caller wrote:
"Guys I'm having girl problems" Tom blogged.
"Guys my dick gets wet when I take a shit" Tom blogged.
"Guys help me with my homework please" Tom blogged.
"Guys Protoss is imba" Tom blogged.

"I don't understand this thread, so I'll just post whatever," Tom thought callously.

"I'm being ironic" Caller said ironically.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
L0thar
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
987 Posts
June 07 2010 02:50 GMT
#38
"Where is the OSL winner? I can't find him," Tom said effortlessly.
oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
June 07 2010 02:51 GMT
#39
"Sorry, I don't know who you're talking about, Tom whispered lightly.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 07 2010 02:57 GMT
#40
"I think it's time to sell out," Tom echoed metallically.
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