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SonuvBob
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Sadist
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On June 07 2010 10:43 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: lol entertaining, although I don't get the OP's version of it, Tom said metaphorically? How else could that be interpreted? not even a 5/chick | ||
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Xeofreestyler
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On June 07 2010 11:08 SonuvBob wrote: "If i win you send 300$, if i lose i send 100$, that's basically what double or nothing means," Tom faythfully stated. + Show Spoiler + Ahahaha NICE. | ||
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"Panda-killers never win," Tom said tastelessly. "I always masturbate on planes," Tom said daintily. | ||
SonuvBob
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On June 07 2010 11:31 oxidized wrote: "I will raise my entire family on Starcraft," Tom plotted. "Panda-killers never win," Tom said tastelessly. "I always masturbate on planes," Tom said daintily. lol nice I'd go with "I love wicker baskets" in the last one though, it fits better with the actual meaning. | ||
Caller
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"Guys my dick gets wet when I take a shit" Tom blogged. "Guys help me with my homework please" Tom blogged. "Guys Protoss is imba" Tom blogged. | ||
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On June 07 2010 11:34 SonuvBob wrote: Haha, yeah that would've worked much better.lol nice I'd go with "I love wicker baskets" in the last one though, it fits better with the actual meaning. | ||
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On June 07 2010 09:33 travis wrote: "But I already glued the vase back together", Tom had replied. lol that's clever | ||
SonuvBob
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On June 07 2010 11:37 Caller wrote: "Guys I'm having girl problems" Tom blogged. "Guys my dick gets wet when I take a shit" Tom blogged. "Guys help me with my homework please" Tom blogged. "Guys Protoss is imba" Tom blogged. "I don't understand this thread, so I'll just post whatever," Tom thought callously. | ||
SonuvBob
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edit: something wholesome to make up for that one: "What are ventricles?" Tom asked half-heartedly. | ||
bumatlarge
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"What if I throw her into that lake?" Tom pondered. (Pond her? rofl?) edit: maybe this would work better... "This girl sure can take it" Tom pondered (pound'd her) | ||
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
On June 07 2010 11:40 SonuvBob wrote: "I don't understand this thread, so I'll just post whatever," Tom thought callously. "I'm being ironic" Caller said ironically. | ||
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