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CookieswithMilk
Profile Joined September 2009
23 Posts
September 29 2009 01:54 GMT
#41
The man must have a pretty small penis to have it be stuck in a dumbell
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27139 Posts
September 29 2009 01:55 GMT
#42
I guess after three days the situation was brought to a head.
ModeratorGodfather
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
September 29 2009 02:02 GMT
#43
Talk about doing things the hard way...
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
September 29 2009 02:05 GMT
#44
On September 29 2009 07:56 Kwark wrote:
Standard. Not really news. No real debate possible here. Not really shocking. All that's really left is bad puns.

I guess this was quite a cock up.


Yup yup.

Happens every day 'round here.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Peanuts.
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States378 Posts
September 29 2009 02:35 GMT
#45
Somebody wasn't using their head
We Are All One
Median
Profile Joined September 2009
20 Posts
September 29 2009 02:39 GMT
#46
An initial penis size gain of 400%?

You know, if any of that gain is permanent, somebody has the potential to make a LOT of money.
CookieswithMilk
Profile Joined September 2009
23 Posts
September 29 2009 02:43 GMT
#47
I bet that man never watch the show called manswers
http://www.spike.com/video/whats-guaranteed-way/3031465
Monstah-_-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
249 Posts
September 29 2009 02:50 GMT
#48
On September 29 2009 11:35 Peanuts wrote:
Somebody wasn't using their head

he was cocking off too much
you live in the woods and drink vodka
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
September 29 2009 04:07 GMT
#49
haha costa mesa, that is like right next to where I live.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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