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Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
September 28 2009 23:45 GMT
#21
"Being sexy doesn't have anything to do with the size of your breasts."

Lol... lol
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Postaldude
Profile Joined September 2009
Sweden180 Posts
September 28 2009 23:51 GMT
#22
well the question is...


did it work? did it get bigger ?



lol
You must construct additional pylons
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
September 28 2009 23:56 GMT
#23
On September 29 2009 08:51 Postaldude wrote:
well the question is...


did it work? did it get bigger ?



lol



4 times the size, in swelling, at least temporarily. Think we can put that in the win column.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
September 28 2009 23:58 GMT
#24
oh man i wonder if he's gonna get any blood clots from all that blood not moving for 3 days...
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
September 29 2009 00:01 GMT
#25
I'm surprised it didn't fall off. Because then that'd be ULTRA fail.
XK ßubonic
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
September 29 2009 00:01 GMT
#26
On September 29 2009 08:45 Jayme wrote:
"Being sexy doesn't have anything to do with the size of your breasts."

Lol... lol

It's true. Maybe not for everyone, but true.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Postaldude
Profile Joined September 2009
Sweden180 Posts
September 29 2009 00:03 GMT
#27
On September 29 2009 08:56 So no fek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 08:51 Postaldude wrote:
well the question is...


did it work? did it get bigger ?



lol



4 times the size, in swelling, at least temporarily. Think we can put that in the win column.



yes but we all only care about the permanent effects, and i doubt there was any positive effects in the aftermath, lol...
You must construct additional pylons
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
September 29 2009 00:17 GMT
#28
did it work?
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 29 2009 00:27 GMT
#29
Those firefighters must have been quite dumbfounded.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
September 29 2009 00:35 GMT
#30
On September 29 2009 07:56 Kwark wrote:
Standard. Not really news. No real debate possible here. Not really shocking. All that's really left is bad puns.

I guess this was quite a cock up.


heh.
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
September 29 2009 00:38 GMT
#31
I love how every 6 months there's a "man gets penis stuck in X" story that makes international news.
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
September 29 2009 00:41 GMT
#32
what i dont get is why it stays stuck. I mean after a while when the "excitement" is gone, and it goes back to being flexible, shouldn't you be able to retrieve your equipment then without difficulty?
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
Juicyfruit
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada5484 Posts
September 29 2009 00:46 GMT
#33
No, because when your dick expands, the applied pressure from the dumbbell would cut off circulation, preventing the blood from being shunted away from the area.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
September 29 2009 00:46 GMT
#34
400% effectiveness and he got to be on the news; sounds like a smart dude to me
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
September 29 2009 00:51 GMT
#35
On September 29 2009 08:08 MaD.pYrO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 07:57 ghermination wrote:
On September 29 2009 07:52 l10f wrote:
How did he live with that for three days..?


If you got your penis stuck in a dumbbell would you instantly call the police?


Uh.... yes? Of course? If my dick was stuck in anything i'd panic immediately?



I hope you never end with a penis captivus :D.
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
September 29 2009 00:56 GMT
#36
can't imagine being stuck like that for an extended length of time
BeJe77
Profile Joined April 2006
United States377 Posts
September 29 2009 00:59 GMT
#37
So let me get this righ, he got a 400% increase in size: Check

Got nationally advertised for said thing: Check

All he has to do now is cash in on all the women trying to get a piece of that 400% :D

-BeJ
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
September 29 2009 01:01 GMT
#38
At least it was big for 3 days.
Achromic
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
773 Posts
September 29 2009 01:46 GMT
#39
Hardcore fail.
3 days of being stuck... I wonder what he was thinking during that time period which seemed like years. LOL.
Blah
Monstah-_-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
249 Posts
September 29 2009 01:51 GMT
#40
If your self-esteem is this low then you deserve to have your penis cut.
you live in the woods and drink vodka
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