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Kingkosi
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States1215 Posts
September 28 2009 22:46 GMT
#1
Haha oh you can't make this stuff up so some guy tried using a dumbbell to stretch his penis and ends up getting it stuck in the metal dumbbell ring for 3 days. Firefighters were called in and ended up sawing off the weight saving his penis.

Story here :
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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 22:49:40
September 28 2009 22:49 GMT
#2
This is just like the one chinese guy that got his dick stuck humping a bench,

Yeah, firefighters ended up sawing the bench off, and then the bench served as a stretcher that carried him in the ambulance to the hospital
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l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
September 28 2009 22:52 GMT
#3
How did he live with that for three days..?
Writer
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43818 Posts
September 28 2009 22:56 GMT
#4
Standard. Not really news. No real debate possible here. Not really shocking. All that's really left is bad puns.

I guess this was quite a cock up.
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ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
September 28 2009 22:57 GMT
#5
On September 29 2009 07:52 l10f wrote:
How did he live with that for three days..?


If you got your penis stuck in a dumbbell would you instantly call the police?

Also: did anyone notice how small the hole on the picture they showed was? This guy should learn about what really matters: Girth.
U Gotta Skate.
Mobius
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1268 Posts
September 28 2009 22:59 GMT
#6
LOL WTF?
rofl i was going to try the same thing actually. wierd.
Entusman #51
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
September 28 2009 23:06 GMT
#7
Man he must've been real hung, at least for three days.
XK ßubonic
Mr.Pyro
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Denmark959 Posts
September 28 2009 23:08 GMT
#8
On September 29 2009 07:57 ghermination wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 07:52 l10f wrote:
How did he live with that for three days..?


If you got your penis stuck in a dumbbell would you instantly call the police?


Uh.... yes? Of course? If my dick was stuck in anything i'd panic immediately?

On September 29 2009 07:52 l10f wrote:
Also: did anyone notice how small the hole on the picture they showed was? This guy should learn about what really matters: Girth.


Or maybe he just... really... jammed it in there...
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inertinept
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Bangladesh1195 Posts
September 28 2009 23:11 GMT
#9
it's not the length of your dick that matters.
the real importance is how much it weighs.
With a gust of wind, perhaps.
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
September 28 2009 23:12 GMT
#10
wow some people.. I feel sorry for the firefighters.
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phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
September 28 2009 23:15 GMT
#11
firefighter: i wasn't paid to do this...
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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 28 2009 23:22 GMT
#12
is it really that hard to get a girlfriend?
or just masturbate?
no chance of getting splinters or anything...
Sullifam
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
September 28 2009 23:24 GMT
#13
Lol awesome commentary.
Nak Allstar.
ForTheSwarm
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States556 Posts
September 28 2009 23:27 GMT
#14
On September 29 2009 08:22 ghostWriter wrote:
is it really that hard to get a girlfriend?
or just masturbate?
no chance of getting splinters or anything...


Did you not read the OP? He was trying to stretch his penis, not masturbate.
Whenever I see a dropship, my asshole tingles, because it knows whats coming... - TheAntZ
Code
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada634 Posts
September 28 2009 23:28 GMT
#15
Typical..beginners always try to lift too much their first time
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
September 28 2009 23:28 GMT
#16
The things some people get themselves into... And the poor firefighters who found themselves stuck in such an awkward situation... He'll never be a productive member of society if he keeps up this sort of behavior... The lengths some people go to for the size of their dick never ceases to amuse me...

...am i doin' it right? o.O;
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
uNiGNoRe
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Germany1115 Posts
September 28 2009 23:30 GMT
#17
On September 29 2009 07:46 Kingkosi wrote:
Haha oh you can't make this stuff up so some guy tried using a dumbbell to stretch his penis and ends up getting it stuck in the metal dumbbell ring for 3 days. Firefighters were called in and ended up sawing off his penis saving the weights.
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
September 28 2009 23:32 GMT
#18
I'm deeply disturbed.

Poor firefighters.
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
September 28 2009 23:33 GMT
#19
On September 29 2009 08:28 Haemonculus wrote:
The things some people get themselves into... And the poor firefighters who found themselves stuck in such an awkward situation... He'll never be a productive member of society if he keeps up this sort of behavior... The lengths some people go to for the size of their dick never ceases to amuse me...

...am i doin' it right? o.O;

i like
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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11595 Posts
September 28 2009 23:37 GMT
#20
some people just try too hard...
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Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
September 28 2009 23:45 GMT
#21
"Being sexy doesn't have anything to do with the size of your breasts."

Lol... lol
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Postaldude
Profile Joined September 2009
Sweden180 Posts
September 28 2009 23:51 GMT
#22
well the question is...


did it work? did it get bigger ?



lol
You must construct additional pylons
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
September 28 2009 23:56 GMT
#23
On September 29 2009 08:51 Postaldude wrote:
well the question is...


did it work? did it get bigger ?



lol



4 times the size, in swelling, at least temporarily. Think we can put that in the win column.
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uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
September 28 2009 23:58 GMT
#24
oh man i wonder if he's gonna get any blood clots from all that blood not moving for 3 days...
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
September 29 2009 00:01 GMT
#25
I'm surprised it didn't fall off. Because then that'd be ULTRA fail.
XK ßubonic
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
September 29 2009 00:01 GMT
#26
On September 29 2009 08:45 Jayme wrote:
"Being sexy doesn't have anything to do with the size of your breasts."

Lol... lol

It's true. Maybe not for everyone, but true.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Postaldude
Profile Joined September 2009
Sweden180 Posts
September 29 2009 00:03 GMT
#27
On September 29 2009 08:56 So no fek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 08:51 Postaldude wrote:
well the question is...


did it work? did it get bigger ?



lol



4 times the size, in swelling, at least temporarily. Think we can put that in the win column.



yes but we all only care about the permanent effects, and i doubt there was any positive effects in the aftermath, lol...
You must construct additional pylons
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11557 Posts
September 29 2009 00:17 GMT
#28
did it work?
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 29 2009 00:27 GMT
#29
Those firefighters must have been quite dumbfounded.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
September 29 2009 00:35 GMT
#30
On September 29 2009 07:56 Kwark wrote:
Standard. Not really news. No real debate possible here. Not really shocking. All that's really left is bad puns.

I guess this was quite a cock up.


heh.
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
September 29 2009 00:38 GMT
#31
I love how every 6 months there's a "man gets penis stuck in X" story that makes international news.
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
September 29 2009 00:41 GMT
#32
what i dont get is why it stays stuck. I mean after a while when the "excitement" is gone, and it goes back to being flexible, shouldn't you be able to retrieve your equipment then without difficulty?
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Juicyfruit
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada5484 Posts
September 29 2009 00:46 GMT
#33
No, because when your dick expands, the applied pressure from the dumbbell would cut off circulation, preventing the blood from being shunted away from the area.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
September 29 2009 00:46 GMT
#34
400% effectiveness and he got to be on the news; sounds like a smart dude to me
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Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
September 29 2009 00:51 GMT
#35
On September 29 2009 08:08 MaD.pYrO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 07:57 ghermination wrote:
On September 29 2009 07:52 l10f wrote:
How did he live with that for three days..?


If you got your penis stuck in a dumbbell would you instantly call the police?


Uh.... yes? Of course? If my dick was stuck in anything i'd panic immediately?



I hope you never end with a penis captivus :D.
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
September 29 2009 00:56 GMT
#36
can't imagine being stuck like that for an extended length of time
BeJe77
Profile Joined April 2006
United States377 Posts
September 29 2009 00:59 GMT
#37
So let me get this righ, he got a 400% increase in size: Check

Got nationally advertised for said thing: Check

All he has to do now is cash in on all the women trying to get a piece of that 400% :D

-BeJ
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
September 29 2009 01:01 GMT
#38
At least it was big for 3 days.
Achromic
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
773 Posts
September 29 2009 01:46 GMT
#39
Hardcore fail.
3 days of being stuck... I wonder what he was thinking during that time period which seemed like years. LOL.
Blah
Monstah-_-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
249 Posts
September 29 2009 01:51 GMT
#40
If your self-esteem is this low then you deserve to have your penis cut.
you live in the woods and drink vodka
CookieswithMilk
Profile Joined September 2009
23 Posts
September 29 2009 01:54 GMT
#41
The man must have a pretty small penis to have it be stuck in a dumbell
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27172 Posts
September 29 2009 01:55 GMT
#42
I guess after three days the situation was brought to a head.
ModeratorGodfather
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
September 29 2009 02:02 GMT
#43
Talk about doing things the hard way...
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DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
September 29 2009 02:05 GMT
#44
On September 29 2009 07:56 Kwark wrote:
Standard. Not really news. No real debate possible here. Not really shocking. All that's really left is bad puns.

I guess this was quite a cock up.


Yup yup.

Happens every day 'round here.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Peanuts.
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States378 Posts
September 29 2009 02:35 GMT
#45
Somebody wasn't using their head
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Median
Profile Joined September 2009
20 Posts
September 29 2009 02:39 GMT
#46
An initial penis size gain of 400%?

You know, if any of that gain is permanent, somebody has the potential to make a LOT of money.
CookieswithMilk
Profile Joined September 2009
23 Posts
September 29 2009 02:43 GMT
#47
I bet that man never watch the show called manswers
http://www.spike.com/video/whats-guaranteed-way/3031465
Monstah-_-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
249 Posts
September 29 2009 02:50 GMT
#48
On September 29 2009 11:35 Peanuts wrote:
Somebody wasn't using their head

he was cocking off too much
you live in the woods and drink vodka
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
September 29 2009 04:07 GMT
#49
haha costa mesa, that is like right next to where I live.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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