EPTStory here :
Man gets his penis stuck in a dumbbell
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Kingkosi
United States1215 Posts
Story here : | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
Yeah, firefighters ended up sawing the bench off, and then the bench served as a stretcher that carried him in the ambulance to the hospital | ||
l10f
United States3241 Posts
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KwarK
United States42884 Posts
I guess this was quite a cock up. | ||
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ghermination
United States2851 Posts
On September 29 2009 07:52 l10f wrote: How did he live with that for three days..? If you got your penis stuck in a dumbbell would you instantly call the police? Also: did anyone notice how small the hole on the picture they showed was? This guy should learn about what really matters: Girth. | ||
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Mobius
Canada1268 Posts
rofl i was going to try the same thing actually. wierd. | ||
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
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Mr.Pyro
Denmark959 Posts
On September 29 2009 07:57 ghermination wrote: If you got your penis stuck in a dumbbell would you instantly call the police? Uh.... yes? Of course? If my dick was stuck in anything i'd panic immediately? On September 29 2009 07:52 l10f wrote: Also: did anyone notice how small the hole on the picture they showed was? This guy should learn about what really matters: Girth. Or maybe he just... really... jammed it in there... | ||
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inertinept
Bangladesh1195 Posts
the real importance is how much it weighs. | ||
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ryuu_
United States1266 Posts
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phosphorylation
United States2935 Posts
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ghostWriter
United States3302 Posts
or just masturbate? no chance of getting splinters or anything... | ||
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
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ForTheSwarm
United States556 Posts
On September 29 2009 08:22 ghostWriter wrote: is it really that hard to get a girlfriend? or just masturbate? no chance of getting splinters or anything... Did you not read the OP? He was trying to stretch his penis, not masturbate. | ||
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Code
Canada634 Posts
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
...am i doin' it right? o.O; | ||
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uNiGNoRe
Germany1115 Posts
On September 29 2009 07:46 Kingkosi wrote: Haha oh you can't make this stuff up so some guy tried using a dumbbell to stretch his penis and ends up getting it stuck in the metal dumbbell ring for 3 days. Firefighters were called in and ended up sawing off his penis saving the weights. | ||
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Froadac
United States6733 Posts
Poor firefighters. | ||
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phosphorylation
United States2935 Posts
On September 29 2009 08:28 Haemonculus wrote: The things some people get themselves into... And the poor firefighters who found themselves stuck in such an awkward situation... He'll never be a productive member of society if he keeps up this sort of behavior... The lengths some people go to for the size of their dick never ceases to amuse me... ...am i doin' it right? o.O; i like | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11583 Posts
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
Lol... lol | ||
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Postaldude
Sweden180 Posts
did it work? did it get bigger ? lol | ||
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So no fek
United States3001 Posts
On September 29 2009 08:51 Postaldude wrote: well the question is... did it work? did it get bigger ? lol 4 times the size, in swelling, at least temporarily. Think we can put that in the win column. | ||
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uglymoose89
United States671 Posts
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
On September 29 2009 08:45 Jayme wrote: "Being sexy doesn't have anything to do with the size of your breasts." Lol... lol It's true. Maybe not for everyone, but true. | ||
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Postaldude
Sweden180 Posts
On September 29 2009 08:56 So no fek wrote: 4 times the size, in swelling, at least temporarily. Think we can put that in the win column. yes but we all only care about the permanent effects, and i doubt there was any positive effects in the aftermath, lol... | ||
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FragKrag
United States11552 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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Catch]22
Sweden2683 Posts
On September 29 2009 07:56 Kwark wrote: Standard. Not really news. No real debate possible here. Not really shocking. All that's really left is bad puns. I guess this was quite a cock up. heh. | ||
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3clipse
Canada2555 Posts
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Railxp
Hong Kong1313 Posts
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Juicyfruit
Canada5484 Posts
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n.DieJokes
United States3443 Posts
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
On September 29 2009 08:08 MaD.pYrO wrote: Uh.... yes? Of course? If my dick was stuck in anything i'd panic immediately? I hope you never end with a penis captivus :D. | ||
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MamiyaOtaru
United States1687 Posts
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BeJe77
United States377 Posts
Got nationally advertised for said thing: Check All he has to do now is cash in on all the women trying to get a piece of that 400% :D -BeJ | ||
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LunarDestiny
United States4177 Posts
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Achromic
773 Posts
3 days of being stuck... I wonder what he was thinking during that time period which seemed like years. LOL. | ||
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Monstah-_-
249 Posts
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CookieswithMilk
23 Posts
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Manifesto7
Osaka27151 Posts
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
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DivinO
United States4796 Posts
On September 29 2009 07:56 Kwark wrote: Standard. Not really news. No real debate possible here. Not really shocking. All that's really left is bad puns. I guess this was quite a cock up. Yup yup. Happens every day 'round here. | ||
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Peanuts.
United States378 Posts
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Median
20 Posts
You know, if any of that gain is permanent, somebody has the potential to make a LOT of money. | ||
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CookieswithMilk
23 Posts
http://www.spike.com/video/whats-guaranteed-way/3031465 | ||
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Monstah-_-
249 Posts
On September 29 2009 11:35 Peanuts wrote: Somebody wasn't using their head he was cocking off too much | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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