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Kingkosi
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States1215 Posts
September 28 2009 22:46 GMT
#1
Haha oh you can't make this stuff up so some guy tried using a dumbbell to stretch his penis and ends up getting it stuck in the metal dumbbell ring for 3 days. Firefighters were called in and ended up sawing off the weight saving his penis.

Story here :
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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 22:49:40
September 28 2009 22:49 GMT
#2
This is just like the one chinese guy that got his dick stuck humping a bench,

Yeah, firefighters ended up sawing the bench off, and then the bench served as a stretcher that carried him in the ambulance to the hospital
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l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
September 28 2009 22:52 GMT
#3
How did he live with that for three days..?
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42884 Posts
September 28 2009 22:56 GMT
#4
Standard. Not really news. No real debate possible here. Not really shocking. All that's really left is bad puns.

I guess this was quite a cock up.
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ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
September 28 2009 22:57 GMT
#5
On September 29 2009 07:52 l10f wrote:
How did he live with that for three days..?


If you got your penis stuck in a dumbbell would you instantly call the police?

Also: did anyone notice how small the hole on the picture they showed was? This guy should learn about what really matters: Girth.
U Gotta Skate.
Mobius
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1268 Posts
September 28 2009 22:59 GMT
#6
LOL WTF?
rofl i was going to try the same thing actually. wierd.
Entusman #51
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
September 28 2009 23:06 GMT
#7
Man he must've been real hung, at least for three days.
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Mr.Pyro
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Denmark959 Posts
September 28 2009 23:08 GMT
#8
On September 29 2009 07:57 ghermination wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 07:52 l10f wrote:
How did he live with that for three days..?


If you got your penis stuck in a dumbbell would you instantly call the police?


Uh.... yes? Of course? If my dick was stuck in anything i'd panic immediately?

On September 29 2009 07:52 l10f wrote:
Also: did anyone notice how small the hole on the picture they showed was? This guy should learn about what really matters: Girth.


Or maybe he just... really... jammed it in there...
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inertinept
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Bangladesh1195 Posts
September 28 2009 23:11 GMT
#9
it's not the length of your dick that matters.
the real importance is how much it weighs.
With a gust of wind, perhaps.
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
September 28 2009 23:12 GMT
#10
wow some people.. I feel sorry for the firefighters.
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phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
September 28 2009 23:15 GMT
#11
firefighter: i wasn't paid to do this...
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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 28 2009 23:22 GMT
#12
is it really that hard to get a girlfriend?
or just masturbate?
no chance of getting splinters or anything...
Sullifam
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
September 28 2009 23:24 GMT
#13
Lol awesome commentary.
Nak Allstar.
ForTheSwarm
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States556 Posts
September 28 2009 23:27 GMT
#14
On September 29 2009 08:22 ghostWriter wrote:
is it really that hard to get a girlfriend?
or just masturbate?
no chance of getting splinters or anything...


Did you not read the OP? He was trying to stretch his penis, not masturbate.
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Code
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada634 Posts
September 28 2009 23:28 GMT
#15
Typical..beginners always try to lift too much their first time
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
September 28 2009 23:28 GMT
#16
The things some people get themselves into... And the poor firefighters who found themselves stuck in such an awkward situation... He'll never be a productive member of society if he keeps up this sort of behavior... The lengths some people go to for the size of their dick never ceases to amuse me...

...am i doin' it right? o.O;
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
uNiGNoRe
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Germany1115 Posts
September 28 2009 23:30 GMT
#17
On September 29 2009 07:46 Kingkosi wrote:
Haha oh you can't make this stuff up so some guy tried using a dumbbell to stretch his penis and ends up getting it stuck in the metal dumbbell ring for 3 days. Firefighters were called in and ended up sawing off his penis saving the weights.
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
September 28 2009 23:32 GMT
#18
I'm deeply disturbed.

Poor firefighters.
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
September 28 2009 23:33 GMT
#19
On September 29 2009 08:28 Haemonculus wrote:
The things some people get themselves into... And the poor firefighters who found themselves stuck in such an awkward situation... He'll never be a productive member of society if he keeps up this sort of behavior... The lengths some people go to for the size of their dick never ceases to amuse me...

...am i doin' it right? o.O;

i like
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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11583 Posts
September 28 2009 23:37 GMT
#20
some people just try too hard...
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