EPTStory here :
Man gets his penis stuck in a dumbbell
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Kingkosi
United States1215 Posts
Story here : | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
Yeah, firefighters ended up sawing the bench off, and then the bench served as a stretcher that carried him in the ambulance to the hospital | ||
l10f
United States3241 Posts
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KwarK
United States43803 Posts
I guess this was quite a cock up. | ||
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ghermination
United States2851 Posts
On September 29 2009 07:52 l10f wrote: How did he live with that for three days..? If you got your penis stuck in a dumbbell would you instantly call the police? Also: did anyone notice how small the hole on the picture they showed was? This guy should learn about what really matters: Girth. | ||
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Mobius
Canada1268 Posts
rofl i was going to try the same thing actually. wierd. | ||
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
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Mr.Pyro
Denmark959 Posts
On September 29 2009 07:57 ghermination wrote: If you got your penis stuck in a dumbbell would you instantly call the police? Uh.... yes? Of course? If my dick was stuck in anything i'd panic immediately? On September 29 2009 07:52 l10f wrote: Also: did anyone notice how small the hole on the picture they showed was? This guy should learn about what really matters: Girth. Or maybe he just... really... jammed it in there... | ||
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inertinept
Bangladesh1195 Posts
the real importance is how much it weighs. | ||
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ryuu_
United States1266 Posts
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phosphorylation
United States2935 Posts
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ghostWriter
United States3302 Posts
or just masturbate? no chance of getting splinters or anything... | ||
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
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ForTheSwarm
United States556 Posts
On September 29 2009 08:22 ghostWriter wrote: is it really that hard to get a girlfriend? or just masturbate? no chance of getting splinters or anything... Did you not read the OP? He was trying to stretch his penis, not masturbate. | ||
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Code
Canada634 Posts
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
...am i doin' it right? o.O; | ||
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uNiGNoRe
Germany1115 Posts
On September 29 2009 07:46 Kingkosi wrote: Haha oh you can't make this stuff up so some guy tried using a dumbbell to stretch his penis and ends up getting it stuck in the metal dumbbell ring for 3 days. Firefighters were called in and ended up sawing off his penis saving the weights. | ||
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Froadac
United States6733 Posts
Poor firefighters. | ||
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phosphorylation
United States2935 Posts
On September 29 2009 08:28 Haemonculus wrote: The things some people get themselves into... And the poor firefighters who found themselves stuck in such an awkward situation... He'll never be a productive member of society if he keeps up this sort of behavior... The lengths some people go to for the size of their dick never ceases to amuse me... ...am i doin' it right? o.O; i like | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11595 Posts
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