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canucks12
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada812 Posts
August 13 2010 03:49 GMT
#1721
On August 13 2010 09:01 mOnion wrote:
I think fallout 3 is possibly the worst game of all time
still a virgin, by choice
I'm a very good liar
I want kids but don't wanna get married b/c all women annoy me

Yup


I wonder which one of these is a lie.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
August 13 2010 03:50 GMT
#1722
I just cried for pretty much this entire video.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2600 Posts
August 13 2010 03:54 GMT
#1723
I hate my degree and I feel like the biggest idiot in Uni.
I can't stop watching pornography even though I try so hard not to.
I online too much for no reason at all. It's killing me.
Talking to most ppl/listening to ppl's BS makes me very unhappy
SC2 is to BW, what coke is to wine.
brybear
Profile Joined February 2010
United States13 Posts
August 13 2010 03:57 GMT
#1724
During a summer in middle school I got a skin disease from not going outside/lack of Vitamin D
The_Pacifist
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States540 Posts
August 13 2010 04:05 GMT
#1725
On August 13 2010 12:57 brybear wrote:
During a summer in middle school I got a skin disease from not going outside/lack of Vitamin D


Skin disease from not going outside. Skin cancer from going outside.

They're hitting us on all fronts.
IntoTheBush
Profile Joined July 2010
United States552 Posts
August 13 2010 04:06 GMT
#1726
I can't beleive there's only 87 pages to this thread.
Kolvacs
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1203 Posts
August 13 2010 04:09 GMT
#1727
On August 13 2010 12:50 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
I just cried for pretty much this entire video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMlIM9zLio

3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 13 2010 04:15 GMT
#1728
I had my 1st GF and date in kindergarden

I had my 1st kiss in kindergarden.

I lost all my friends after the girl dumped me during the last day of school.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
August 13 2010 04:18 GMT
#1729
I think the godfather's overrated
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-13 04:21:27
August 13 2010 04:20 GMT
#1730
On August 13 2010 13:18 EpiK wrote:
I think the godfather's overrated

testie?

edit: i don't like the wire
dignity
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada908 Posts
August 13 2010 04:21 GMT
#1731
I am not going to get sc2 because I am going to university and don't want to fail. I ask for forgiveness I know I do not deserve. Even I cannot forgive myself for such an act.
pr0jekt
Profile Joined May 2010
United States24 Posts
August 13 2010 04:49 GMT
#1732
I had a dream about having sex with a friend the other day...I still feel kinda weird about it.
FireGuyX
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1712 Posts
August 13 2010 04:53 GMT
#1733
On August 13 2010 13:49 pr0jekt wrote:
I had a dream about having sex with a friend the other day...I still feel kinda weird about it.


I bet it was your guy friend.
Flash, ForGG, and Movie fan.
VManOfMana
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States764 Posts
August 13 2010 05:02 GMT
#1734
Spanish is my native language; I learned/practiced English mostly by reading, so I always struggled with listening and diction.

I cannot understand music in English, at all.

I have more CDs in Japanese than in Spanish and English, combined.
Woo Jung Ho, FIGHTING! | "With the death of BW comes the death of an idea. And that idea, held by many BW fans, was that a computer game could actually outlive the Next New Game cycle. And to some extent it did." -Falling
The_Pacifist
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States540 Posts
August 13 2010 05:10 GMT
#1735
On August 13 2010 13:15 3FFA wrote:
I had my 1st GF and date in kindergarden


Aww... that's so cute.

On August 13 2010 13:15 3FFA wrote:
I had my 1st kiss in kindergarden.


Awww... that's adorable.

On August 13 2010 13:15 3FFA wrote:
I lost all my friends after the girl dumped me during the last day of school.


Aww... that sucks...
pr0jekt
Profile Joined May 2010
United States24 Posts
August 13 2010 05:12 GMT
#1736
On August 13 2010 13:53 FireGuyX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 13:49 pr0jekt wrote:
I had a dream about having sex with a friend the other day...I still feel kinda weird about it.


I bet it was your guy friend.

It was.

;D
etJUSTICE
Profile Joined June 2009
Sweden30 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-13 05:13:35
August 13 2010 05:12 GMT
#1737
On August 13 2010 12:50 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
I just cried for pretty much this entire video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMlIM9zLio


dude just that song almost makes me tear up in "where the hell is matt" video
BrogMaN
Profile Joined April 2010
United States108 Posts
August 13 2010 05:14 GMT
#1738
On August 13 2010 13:49 pr0jekt wrote:
I had a dream about having sex with a friend the other day...I still feel kinda weird about it.


Dude, no worries, I have dreams about having sex with my friends all the time. Your brain just places people that you know in them. I've had sex with 3 separate friends in my dreams just this past week. Just don't actually tell your friend about it.... that's when it can get weird.

OT: I don't wear antiperspirant because it doesn't work on me. I just sweat no matter what and it sucks ass.
Madness is a sane reaction to an insane world.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
August 13 2010 05:26 GMT
#1739
I have never successfully fucked a rigid object.
My strategy is to fork people.
oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-13 05:35:49
August 13 2010 05:33 GMT
#1740
I had sex with my girlfriend's best friend while they were both drunk
I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
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