EPThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMlIM9zLio
I teared up a little over watching this...and i never cry over emotional moments =\
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blahman3344
United States2015 Posts
I teared up a little over watching this...and i never cry over emotional moments =\ | ||
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Pioneer
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On August 13 2010 14:14 BrogMaN wrote: Dude, no worries, I have dreams about having sex with my friends all the time. Your brain just places people that you know in them. I've had sex with 3 separate friends in my dreams just this past week. Just don't actually tell your friend about it.... that's when it can get weird. OT: I don't wear antiperspirant because it doesn't work on me. I just sweat no matter what and it sucks ass. You wear something to mask the smell though right? | ||
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IntoTheBush
United States552 Posts
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On August 13 2010 09:26 Bobo_XIII wrote: Great posts, SpicyCrab. Whenever my roommates are out for more than a few days, I systematically clear every room and closet in my apartment with a loaded .40 after coming home from work or going out. Any suspicious sound or me waking up randomly in the middle of the night will trigger me to do this, too. I feel that the one time I don't do it, I'll pay for it with my life from a random asshole who decides to hide out and kill me and rob my apartment I do the same thing, except I walk around with a machete. On August 13 2010 12:50 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote: I just cried for pretty much this entire video. I called my friend a pussy for crying to that video. His response was hilarious. This isn't meant to be a confession, but seriously, I don't get why people cry to that video. On August 13 2010 14:36 blahman3344 wrote: Most of the girls I've liked in high school has been out of my league, and I'm sick and tired of it, because there's no hope for me every time. =_= People like this make me sad. : ( On August 13 2010 14:14 BrogMaN wrote: Dude, no worries, I have dreams about having sex with my friends all the time. Your brain just places people that you know in them. I've had sex with 3 separate friends in my dreams just this past week. Just don't actually tell your friend about it.... that's when it can get weird. OT: I don't wear antiperspirant because it doesn't work on me. I just sweat no matter what and it sucks ass. That's kinda gross man. Have you tried the clinical strength stuff? Degree clinical strength works pretty well for me, unless I'm doing rather intense cardio in very humid conditions. But then it doesn't matter, does it? For every day stuff it keeps me from sweating, and I sweat through almost anything (oddly enough, even other clinical strength antiperspirants). If that doesn't work, go see a dermatologist; I can only assume they have even stronger stuff; also, from what I hear, there are surgeries that help with that problem. | ||
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Shiragaku
Hong Kong4308 Posts
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
I woke up just now from a dream(its 3:21AM here) where I was a Dark Templar on Aiur and watched countless colossuses walk across Aiur and kill like 1 million lings together. Then Kerrigan appeared alongside an infested Raynor and killed everything along with corruptors. Then everything went dark. I then saw myself lying on a bed next to Kerrigan and had my eyes closed. I opened them and saw her admiring me. Then I woke up screaming after hearing her say "wanna have sex, baby?" 0.0 Freaking scared the heck out of me. | ||
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Mickey
United States2606 Posts
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starbreaker
Sweden7 Posts
On June 13 2009 17:33 VIB wrote: Today I told my girlfriend I didn't want to have sex, because I understand she was tired and I care more about her. I lied, I got home and jerked off. Oh man, u gotta have a ugly girlfriend.. shes gonna smack u when she finds out about this! | ||
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BrogMaN
United States108 Posts
On August 13 2010 14:58 Pioneer wrote: You wear something to mask the smell though right? On August 13 2010 15:24 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: That's kinda gross man. Have you tried the clinical strength stuff? Degree clinical strength works pretty well for me, unless I'm doing rather intense cardio in very humid conditions. But then it doesn't matter, does it? For every day stuff it keeps me from sweating, and I sweat through almost anything (oddly enough, even other clinical strength antiperspirants). If that doesn't work, go see a dermatologist; I can only assume they have even stronger stuff; also, from what I hear, there are surgeries that help with that problem. Yeah I still wear Deoderant, just gave up on antiperspirant, I've never really had the problem of being too rank. I just get fucking pit stains so I have to consciously not raise my arms which is annoying. I don't really feel like going to get clinical strength stuff for a few reasons: I don't think they'll work; I don't feel like paying the extra money; most antiperspirants' active ingredient is some form of Aluminum Oxide which contributes to Alzheimer's; and antiperspirants function by blocking the pores that produce sweat, they don't actually prevent or stop it from being produced so the blockage can cause damage to the surrounding tissues. I've just pretty much accepted that I'll have pit stains. OT: One time I reversed out of our driveway and hit my brother's car. I just drove away and never told him it was me. It only caused a small dent but still. | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
I have had all my actual dates/GFs in grade school. Junior High is not smiling upon me  the good thing is that being part of a 4-H club with a huge amount of girls in it (dog training club) I got 1 of them to like me... now I just have to get a time when there aren't a few people around us listening in to any conversations made by anyone(bad things about girls is mass girls makes a mass of gossip, which is why in Massing games, no one wants to get Kerrigan  )edit: Grobus, never do something like that flamethrower thing ever again. Napalm ain't made for parks, really, it isn't. | ||
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Goobus
Hong Kong587 Posts
In about the same period of my life, my friends and I made some napalm by dissolving styrofoam in gasoline. So we decided to test it at the park on the side of the beach (it was a little area with small trees, flowers, etc). My friend Oliver was pouring it onto one of the stone barriers around the park, and my other friend, Edward, got impatient and lit it, not knowing that there was a trail of napalm still leading into the bottle. I watched in slow motion as the flame travelled into the bottle and lit the whole thing on fire. Oliver, freaking out, starts yelling and shaking the bottle of napalm to extinguish the flames. Yep, you guessed it. The bottle of napalm turns into a flamethrower, flames shooting out and landing everywhere. Eventually, by the time he figured out to douse it in some soil, most of the park had been lit on fire. We ran, and watched as the cops came and cordoned off the whole area. When I got home, I found some unlit napalm crusted on my jeans. When I think back, I realize how lucky I was. In 2nd Grade, I stole somebody's toy triceratops on "Bring In Your Favorite Toy" day. I never told anyone and was really ashamed about that. Still am. When I was 11, I caught some fart in my cupped hand late at night and released it in my brother's face while he was sleeping. He woke up coughing, while I pretended to still be asleep =P EDIT: Just watched the soldier homecoming video. I'm not even American and it touched me so deeply. Sobbed pretty hard for pretty much the whole thing. Love is such a beautiful thing, really. Don't hate on me for saying that, please | ||
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
On August 13 2010 17:11 choboPEon wrote: takes me approximately 2 seconds to tear up at those soldier home-coming videos Don't worry man, we all have our moments  | ||
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
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ooni
Australia1498 Posts
On August 13 2010 16:44 starbreaker wrote: Oh man, u gotta have a ugly girlfriend.. shes gonna smack u when she finds out about this! It's not really anything to do with 'ugly girlfriend'. Sometimes you don't feel like doing it with 'her'. It does happen in relationships, it's not unusual. Ok, I have been asked out by more gay men than women. 4:2 P.S. I'm not gay, but yes I live in Australia | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
edit: Only did this to girls who thought they were "all that" when they were just dum souls inside pretty bodies. Another is: I have a girl who is slightly goth and likes me a lot but I don't like said girl. I've known she has liked me since the 1st day that she met me. Ever since she realized in the last school year that I didn't like her she tried little charms and bracelets and other things just to make me like her. I overheard her say "This necklace is supposed to make him like me! Why doesn't he like me!" and she cried a bit. I have seen her in the halls a bit but whenever I see her I feel this aura of sadness around her ever since. I care for her but don't really love her, just sort of pity her. As far as I know she has never had a crush on anyone but me since I met her. | ||
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
On August 13 2010 17:04 Goobus wrote: Me and my buddies used to throw whatever we could get our hands on at cars when we were around 14 years old. Once we almost caused a car accident because we threw ziploc bags full of stuff (chocolate syrup, detergent, eggs, whiskey, beer, just about anything) on the windshield of a taxi that was driving by. We ran away and were never found. In about the same period of my life, my friends and I made some napalm by dissolving styrofoam in gasoline. So we decided to test it at the park on the side of the beach (it was a little area with small trees, flowers, etc). My friend Oliver was pouring it onto one of the stone barriers around the park, and my other friend, Edward, got impatient and lit it, not knowing that there was a trail of napalm still leading into the bottle. I watched in slow motion as the flame travelled into the bottle and lit the whole thing on fire. Oliver, freaking out, starts yelling and shaking the bottle of napalm to extinguish the flames. Yep, you guessed it. The bottle of napalm turns into a flamethrower, flames shooting out and landing everywhere. Eventually, by the time he figured out to douse it in some soil, most of the park had been lit on fire. We ran, and watched as the cops came and cordoned off the whole area. When I got home, I found some unlit napalm crusted on my jeans. When I think back, I realize how lucky I was. In 2nd Grade, I stole somebody's toy triceratops on "Bring In Your Favorite Toy" day. I never told anyone and was really ashamed about that. Still am. When I was 11, I caught some fart in my cupped hand late at night and released it in my brother's face while he was sleeping. He woke up coughing, while I pretended to still be asleep =P EDIT: Just watched the soldier homecoming video. I'm not even American and it touched me so deeply. Sobbed pretty hard for pretty much the whole thing. Love is such a beautiful thing, really. Don't hate on me for saying that, please someone please tell me i wasnt the only one who cried laughing at that | ||
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_ContempT
United States35 Posts
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
When i was 5-6 we killed a turtle by smashing it with rocks as it tried to crawl away and it died ofc.. When i got home i felt so bad about it i cried for ages(and i still do when i think about it..) And to this day if i ever see a turtle on the road no matter where, ill get out and put it to the other side to try to make up for it | ||
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vethlock
United States21 Posts
In 8th grade I went on the school trip to Washington d.c. The hotel rooms we stayed in had 2 beds each however there were about 3-4 guys per room so of course everyone was complaining about how gross and gay it was but in the end after staying up really late at night and knowing that we had to get up early. We just got over it. On one of the nights after I got out of the shower one of my friends was in "my bed" and he had the covers over his body. I decided to get in the bed with him and snuggle/pretend to do gay things to be funny. Then I realized something wasn't right because nobody was laughing because of me. I then pulled up the covers and saw my friends penis staring at me. He was completely naked and I jumped out of the bed and everyone was laughing. The funny thing is neither me nor my friend are embarrassed to tell this story to everyone who it would be apropriate to tell it to. This friend does jokingly gay things all the time and it's always funny because I know he isn't gay. This experience if anything has made our friendship stronger (not in a gay way). I'm in a band with him and we joke around alot with other people. Hope this was somewhat interesting to read. I never really was much of a story teller. | ||
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