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Asdkmoga
Profile Joined May 2010
United States496 Posts
August 13 2010 12:32 GMT
#1781
wish i was deaf so i couldnt be so annoyed by my familys talking.
"Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action and over 600 is clearly the work of an ancient Sumerian demon or some shit."
heishe
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany2284 Posts
August 13 2010 13:06 GMT
#1782
woah I'd so like to post nasty little sex confessions in here but I'm afraid at least 1 guy will look up my posts in here in the future and then know all about it. goddamnit! I would have a ton to confess, too.
If you value your soul, never look into the eye of a horse. Your soul will forever be lost in the void of the horse.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
August 13 2010 13:52 GMT
#1783
On August 13 2010 20:45 Fujitsi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 20:43 TheAntZ wrote:
I once fell in love with someone who i'd met over the internet. Man even typing that on an online forum is embarassing


Well, I met my current GF on the internet.. :p


On August 13 2010 21:19 ZergOwaR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 20:45 Fujitsi wrote:
On August 13 2010 20:43 TheAntZ wrote:
I once fell in love with someone who i'd met over the internet. Man even typing that on an online forum is embarassing


Well, I met my current GF on the internet.. :p


yeah this aint that bad.. i met my current gf on the internet too

though i guess its worse if you're in love with said person, without having met IRL yet


On August 13 2010 21:29 Badjas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 20:43 TheAntZ wrote:
I once fell in love with someone who i'd met over the internet. Man even typing that on an online forum is embarassing

I met my fiancée on IRC. Nothing to be embarrassed about bro.


I wasnt ashamed so much about the fallin in love part because she was a really nice person, but I was ashamed about the whole lookin for love on the internet because I was too scared at that point to go out and look for a girl so it was the 'easy' way out.
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
August 13 2010 13:57 GMT
#1784
I once (okay, twice) threw a fridge off the top of an 8 story building.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Spyfire242
Profile Joined March 2009
United States715 Posts
August 13 2010 14:36 GMT
#1785
I cannot tolerate people more arrogant than myself.
Entusman #55 Spyfire242!
Darpa
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada4413 Posts
August 13 2010 15:09 GMT
#1786
On August 13 2010 16:27 Mickey wrote:
My best friend and I are growing apart because all he ever wants to do is get drunk or smoke weed.


a Sad fate for alot of best friends, I myself am experiencing this.
"losers always whine about their best, Winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 13 2010 15:11 GMT
#1787
On August 13 2010 23:36 Spyfire242 wrote:
I cannot tolerate people more arrogant than myself.

Please don't tell me I was the only one who was reminded of Jim Raynor while reading this post.

Confession:
I like The Battle For Wesnoth slightly more than Star Craft.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
August 13 2010 15:26 GMT
#1788
On August 13 2010 22:57 jello_biafra wrote:
I once (okay, twice) threw a fridge off the top of an 8 story building.


Dude...that's awesome.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
August 13 2010 15:27 GMT
#1789
On August 14 2010 00:11 3FFA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 23:36 Spyfire242 wrote:
I cannot tolerate people more arrogant than myself.

Please don't tell me I was the only one who was reminded of Jim Raynor while reading this post.

Confession:
I like The Battle For Wesnoth slightly more than Star Craft.


Wesnoth is an amazing game, nothing to be ashamed of!
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
August 13 2010 15:27 GMT
#1790
On August 13 2010 22:57 jello_biafra wrote:
I once (okay, twice) threw a fridge off the top of an 8 story building.


TWICE? dude the hell?
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-13 15:47:41
August 13 2010 15:44 GMT
#1791
Tried to talk a stripper out of giving me a lap dance.
+ Show Spoiler +
To celebrate my 19th a bunch of my housemates brought me out to a strip club. It was the first time I drank, though I don't think I got drunk, just a beer and a vodka or two. My moral compass was wavering more than my blood flow, and my friends kept wanting me to pick someone. I did and then tried to talk her out of it to trick them into thinking that I had went. Needless to say, I consider myself far less assexual today.


On August 13 2010 22:06 heishe wrote:
woah I'd so like to post nasty little sex confessions in here but I'm afraid at least 1 guy will look up my posts in here in the future and then know all about it. goddamnit! I would have a ton to confess, too.
The internet is anonymous my friend.
Valravn
Profile Joined January 2009
Sweden64 Posts
August 13 2010 17:04 GMT
#1792
On August 13 2010 14:36 blahman3344 wrote:
Most of the girls I've liked in high school has been out of my league, and I'm sick and tired of it, because there's no hope for me every time. =_=

Show nested quote +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMlIM9zLio


I teared up a little over watching this...and i never cry over emotional moments =\


I teared up like a fucking baby as well. We're awesome. And that thing with girls, happens to me all the time :/
Idra rage makes me moist
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
August 13 2010 19:13 GMT
#1793
On August 13 2010 14:36 blahman3344 wrote:
Most of the girls I've liked in high school has been out of my league, and I'm sick and tired of it, because there's no hope for me every time. =_=


That's cute.
:)
FlopTurnReaver
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Switzerland1980 Posts
August 13 2010 19:21 GMT
#1794
At the time I used to stay over the night at my Japanese GF's place it happened twice that I woke up in the middle of the night because she was rubbing my private parts. One of the two times I acted as I was still asleep because I was just too tired for some action.
Check out @MapOfTheMonth on Twitter and under http://bit.ly/motmorg
SchAmToo
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1141 Posts
August 13 2010 20:22 GMT
#1795
I'm afraid at the rate i adapt health problems I'm going to die before I'm 30. None of them are lethal problems, but I figure at the rate of ulcers, random pains, general problems I have with everything I'm going to die way before my time.
twitch.tv/schamtoo | twitter.com/schamtoo
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
August 13 2010 20:32 GMT
#1796
On August 13 2010 22:52 TheAntZ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 20:45 Fujitsi wrote:
On August 13 2010 20:43 TheAntZ wrote:
I once fell in love with someone who i'd met over the internet. Man even typing that on an online forum is embarassing


Well, I met my current GF on the internet.. :p


Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 21:19 ZergOwaR wrote:
On August 13 2010 20:45 Fujitsi wrote:
On August 13 2010 20:43 TheAntZ wrote:
I once fell in love with someone who i'd met over the internet. Man even typing that on an online forum is embarassing


Well, I met my current GF on the internet.. :p


yeah this aint that bad.. i met my current gf on the internet too

though i guess its worse if you're in love with said person, without having met IRL yet


Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 21:29 Badjas wrote:
On August 13 2010 20:43 TheAntZ wrote:
I once fell in love with someone who i'd met over the internet. Man even typing that on an online forum is embarassing

I met my fiancée on IRC. Nothing to be embarrassed about bro.


I wasnt ashamed so much about the fallin in love part because she was a really nice person, but I was ashamed about the whole lookin for love on the internet because I was too scared at that point to go out and look for a girl so it was the 'easy' way out.


I top all that. I met my girlfriend on WoW. lol. >>;
And before you all flip, it's an out of game relationship now.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-13 21:02:54
August 13 2010 21:01 GMT
#1797
Every time I wear my TL shirt in public, I hope someone recognizes it Hasn't happened yet.
I lost my MBC shirt and hat in Korea and I don't care at all.
I haven't looked at my WeMade shirts since I bought them.
I haven't looked at my CJ keyboard bag since I got it.
I'm a terrible Starcraft progaming fan
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Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12275 Posts
August 13 2010 22:04 GMT
#1798
On August 14 2010 05:32 Torenhire wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 22:52 TheAntZ wrote:
On August 13 2010 20:45 Fujitsi wrote:
On August 13 2010 20:43 TheAntZ wrote:
I once fell in love with someone who i'd met over the internet. Man even typing that on an online forum is embarassing


Well, I met my current GF on the internet.. :p


On August 13 2010 21:19 ZergOwaR wrote:
On August 13 2010 20:45 Fujitsi wrote:
On August 13 2010 20:43 TheAntZ wrote:
I once fell in love with someone who i'd met over the internet. Man even typing that on an online forum is embarassing


Well, I met my current GF on the internet.. :p


yeah this aint that bad.. i met my current gf on the internet too

though i guess its worse if you're in love with said person, without having met IRL yet


On August 13 2010 21:29 Badjas wrote:
On August 13 2010 20:43 TheAntZ wrote:
I once fell in love with someone who i'd met over the internet. Man even typing that on an online forum is embarassing

I met my fiancée on IRC. Nothing to be embarrassed about bro.


I wasnt ashamed so much about the fallin in love part because she was a really nice person, but I was ashamed about the whole lookin for love on the internet because I was too scared at that point to go out and look for a girl so it was the 'easy' way out.


I top all that. I met my girlfriend on WoW. lol. >>;
And before you all flip, it's an out of game relationship now.


Hey me too high five WoW-gf buddy. We're engaged :V
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Rkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1278 Posts
August 13 2010 22:40 GMT
#1799
On August 13 2010 17:04 Goobus wrote:
When I was 11, I caught some fart in my cupped hand late at night and released it in my brother's face while he was sleeping. He woke up coughing, while I pretended to still be asleep =P


LOL

Anyways, in 4th grade i wanted to trade my friend his pokemon Gold Version for my Celebi pokemon card. when i told my mom, she wanted me to return it to him and ask for a trade back. I dont remembed exactly why but somehow, i ended up with both and i have felt guilty ever since. I would still like to give it back, even though the battery clock has run dry. That was like 9 years ago though.
snuze
Profile Joined June 2010
United States14 Posts
August 13 2010 23:00 GMT
#1800
I cannon proxy and it make me feel good.
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