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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
August 13 2010 23:06 GMT
#1801
On August 13 2010 14:26 Severedevil wrote:
I have never successfully fucked a rigid object.


lmaoooo did I miss a man memo? do most ppl do this?
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
FecalFrown
Profile Joined June 2010
215 Posts
August 13 2010 23:26 GMT
#1802
Once when I was in 1st grade, this black kid was making fun of me and I yelled, "Shut up BLACKIE!".

That was my first experience with racism. I don't know why I said that, I wasn't raised in a racist household or anything like that. I was just frustrated, thats the first thing that popped into my tiny brain.
Streepwood
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden10 Posts
August 14 2010 00:01 GMT
#1803
I never had a girlfriend
I'm in bronze league in 1v1
I don't have a driver's license
I don't have a job
I don't have any plans for the future

That felt good
"Justice without a great cause begets nothing more than slaughter. However, that same slaughter in the name of a great cause is justice."
SynC[gm]
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States3127 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-14 00:18:27
August 14 2010 00:17 GMT
#1804
My max is B- on iCCup but I'm afraid to play people on USEast and USWest with records like 200-50. And ever since I got B-, I kept getting scared of playing games on iCCup because I was going to lose, and I wanted a record that was actually worth looking at (possibly something like 20-4 or 100-40).

I hate non-Korean Protoss players, but I don't mind non-Korean Zerg or Terran players...

And on a more personal note: most of the time, I know I'm justified in my argument and/or I'm justified in the action that I took, but every now and then, even though I know I'm wrong, I'll still try to argue my point and not admit I'm wrong. This is actually completely exclusive to real life, I don't do this over the internet. As much people are ignorant over the internet, there are as much smarter people that know WAY much more than I do...

I know I have an anger problem, but I don't try to do anything about it. And going along with above confession, after I fought with a friend, which I started, I'll hold a grudge on him, and never try to talk to him, while my friend, who's a great guy which I'll never ever confess in real life, tries to apologize all the time.

I don't want to get into any more physical fights because I haven't lost a fight yet, so I always try to argue and reason my way out. (Which I guess isn't exactly a cowardly or dumb thing to do...)

Although there are times we argue a lot, I'm going to miss my older brother when he goes off to college for the first time...

That sure as fuck felt good...
twitch.tv/dizzywee
Perdition
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
American Samoa77 Posts
August 14 2010 00:23 GMT
#1805
Waldo is here.
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.
M155_G33k
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States470 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-14 00:49:28
August 14 2010 00:31 GMT
#1806
The only thing I have ever been/am really good at is Computers and it makes me feel like crap when someone I know personally shows me up.

Edit: To s-Y-z, Just cause you got A+ certified doesn't mean you will be able to show me up very often. I can still put together a computer from scratch in under 10 minutes. 15 minutes blindfolded Can you? >.>
"It can't be a NE Lan without any problems!" ~ "Starcraft is like sex. After a rough round, sometimes you just need that cigarette."
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
August 14 2010 00:32 GMT
#1807
On August 14 2010 09:31 M155_G33k wrote:
The only thing I have ever been/am really good at is Computers and it makes me feel like crap when someone I know personally shows me up.


like me
Can you feel the rush?
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
August 14 2010 02:18 GMT
#1808
On August 14 2010 08:00 snuze wrote:
I cannon proxy and it make me feel good.

Post count and join date seems to prove it.
Deluge-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States117 Posts
August 14 2010 02:39 GMT
#1809
There's always been this one girl that I've liked. But I've never had to the courage to ask her out.

+ Show Spoiler +
I will soon. Made up my mind and I'm going to go for it!
Wineandbread
Profile Joined September 2009
United States2065 Posts
August 14 2010 04:14 GMT
#1810
On August 14 2010 11:39 Deluge- wrote:
There's always been this one girl that I've liked. But I've never had to the courage to ask her out.

+ Show Spoiler +
I will soon. Made up my mind and I'm going to go for it!


You go girl!

I guess I'll throw a couple things on here:

- I'm one of those kids that pretends to text and talk on the phone in public to pass the time occasionally (unfortunately I can't do this anymore cause a iphone is kinda hard to fake with heh)

- I like cleaning a lot. But only when I feel like it... does that make sense? aka I don't like STARTING, but I enjoy it while I'm doing it.

- I complain about how my life sucks all the time but it's actually pretty good in comparison to a lot of people I know. It's an attempt to relate to others occasionally or a slip of the tongue, but sometimes I feel really bad complaining about it.
Moa
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States790 Posts
August 14 2010 04:17 GMT
#1811
I believe I am awesome and occasionally let people know it.
^O^
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
August 14 2010 04:17 GMT
#1812
I told her she was awake and wanted to do it... Kidding!!! Come on!
I said she made me do it.
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
August 14 2010 04:41 GMT
#1813
i am bad at sc2 (gold div rank 20)
i rage pretty hard sometimes when i lose to cheese
i still have deep feelings for my ex gf
i have a slight anger problem
i miss bw but i'm way too afraid to play it again being i probably just won't win any games.
i should probably be sleeping now cuz i have to wake up reaaly early tomorrow but instead i'm posting shit on TL.
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
TheGreatWhiteHope_
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States335 Posts
August 14 2010 04:53 GMT
#1814
I have a 1 inch wee wee.
zoltanqc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada171 Posts
August 14 2010 05:05 GMT
#1815
first time in my life I went to the urinal in school I dropped my pants to the floor.

D:
AND THEN, THE INTERNETS EXPLODED.
TitleRug
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States651 Posts
August 14 2010 05:47 GMT
#1816
On August 14 2010 09:01 Streepwood wrote:
I never had a girlfriend
I'm in bronze league in 1v1
I don't have a driver's license
I don't have a job
I don't have any plans for the future

That felt good

Equals me, except the bronze league part
coLCruncher fighting!
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-14 07:05:46
August 14 2010 06:33 GMT
#1817
I spend more time on the cpu or in a book than I do outside.

I do not have a TL.net shirt

I do not have SC2.

I hate porn.

That felt good

edit3: nvm decided link wasn't really needed at all and made me look like a hypocrite.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
OblivionStarcraft
Profile Joined March 2010
United States43 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-14 07:09:39
August 14 2010 07:09 GMT
#1818
I got both 8 pool'd and 10 pool'd during my SC2 placement matches, and realized i can't stop early zerglings as P
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 14 2010 07:18 GMT
#1819
On August 14 2010 16:09 OblivionStarcraft wrote:
I got both 8 pool'd and 10 pool'd during my SC2 placement matches, and realized i can't stop early zerglings as P

I suggest making a help thread in SC2 strat forum ASAP. Other than that GL and HF man.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
August 14 2010 07:49 GMT
#1820
reading this thread makes me feel better about myself
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