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JunZ
Profile Joined June 2010
United States314 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-14 16:18:56
August 14 2010 16:18 GMT
#1841
I fell asleep during the first half of the Expendables last night.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
August 14 2010 16:20 GMT
#1842
when i was in third grade i beat a kid and threathened him to trade his mew for my pidgey on pokemon he did it and i also forced him to save over his game on new game so no one would believe him.

i onces told my teacher i had lice so i could go home and play runescape.

i told a girl she was fat( she weights like 55kg) so she could have sex with me and try lose some weight while doing so.





Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
pvzvt
Profile Joined October 2009
Israel2097 Posts
August 14 2010 16:25 GMT
#1843
On August 15 2010 01:20 Mawi wrote:
when i was in third grade i beat a kid and threathened him to trade his mew for my pidgey on pokemon he did it and i also forced him to save over his game on new game so no one would believe him.

i onces told my teacher i had lice so i could go home and play runescape.

i told a girl she was fat( she weights like 55kg) so she could have sex with me and try lose some weight while doing so.






wow that's like the level of doctor evil
u know u'r going to hell right?
i say we dust off and nuke it from orbit
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-14 16:29:01
August 14 2010 16:27 GMT
#1844
ill guess i cya over there pvzvt
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 14 2010 16:31 GMT
#1845
I hate people who claim they are bisexual more than any other defined group.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
August 14 2010 16:36 GMT
#1846
Falling in love with one of my best friends who happens to be a lesbian dating another one of my close friends. It's dumb to have those feelings but im sure theyll pass anyday now xD
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
August 14 2010 16:50 GMT
#1847
On August 14 2010 23:56 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2010 23:54 DwmC_Foefen wrote:
I got slapped by a girl the other night.



Now you gotta tell us why


I'd rather not. It might come over as bragging.

groms
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1017 Posts
August 14 2010 17:02 GMT
#1848
On August 14 2010 02:04 Valravn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 14:36 blahman3344 wrote:
Most of the girls I've liked in high school has been out of my league, and I'm sick and tired of it, because there's no hope for me every time. =_=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMlIM9zLio


I teared up a little over watching this...and i never cry over emotional moments =\


I teared up like a fucking baby as well. We're awesome. And that thing with girls, happens to me all the time :/

I was watching this video and I started tearing up(okay crying) and my dad walks in and he's like WTF.

5 mins later me and him are both watching it with tears in our eyes and my mom walks in. LOL
I have a recurring dream that I'm running away from a terran player but the marauders keep slowing me down. - Artosis
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
August 14 2010 17:07 GMT
#1849
I've fallen pretty deeply in love with my girlfriend, but I don't think she cares as much for me or at least she definitely doesn't show it. In the end, I think the one-sidedness will kill our relationship and it depresses me.

I play SC2 casually, trying to get a lot of achievements, because I don't think the game is good or balanced.

When people on the Internet emphasize words such as "love" by typing "loveeeeeeee" it really annoys me.

I found a bottle of 100 pills of percocet at work (cleaning out repossessed houses), and instead of reporting it to the supervisor, I gave it to a friend who sold it for me.
secret base
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
August 14 2010 17:32 GMT
#1850
On August 14 2010 17:07 TheGrimace wrote:
I placed in Gold tonight, was Plat in beta. I'm contemplating working my way out before my friends see. They are all Bronze/Silver, I've got to be the beacon.


In Beta the placing system was 5-0 => diamond, 4-1 => plat, etc.
Now 5-0 can land you in Gold sometimes
:)
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 14 2010 17:36 GMT
#1851
On August 15 2010 02:02 groms wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2010 02:04 Valravn wrote:
On August 13 2010 14:36 blahman3344 wrote:
Most of the girls I've liked in high school has been out of my league, and I'm sick and tired of it, because there's no hope for me every time. =_=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMlIM9zLio


I teared up a little over watching this...and i never cry over emotional moments =\


I teared up like a fucking baby as well. We're awesome. And that thing with girls, happens to me all the time :/

I was watching this video and I started tearing up(okay crying) and my dad walks in and he's like WTF.

5 mins later me and him are both watching it with tears in our eyes and my mom walks in. LOL

LMAO That is hilarious! What did ur Mom do?

Confession: I suck at versing Terran with any race in SC:BW
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6639 Posts
August 14 2010 18:36 GMT
#1852
On August 14 2010 00:26 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 22:57 jello_biafra wrote:
I once (okay, twice) threw a fridge off the top of an 8 story building.


Dude...that's awesome.

It really was, I recommend it!


On August 14 2010 00:27 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 22:57 jello_biafra wrote:
I once (okay, twice) threw a fridge off the top of an 8 story building.


TWICE? dude the hell?

Two different fridges
Was a real pain in the ass for the two of us to haul those things up so many flights of stairs though ^^
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
August 14 2010 18:49 GMT
#1853
I like Lady Gaga...
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
GiantEnemyCrab
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada503 Posts
August 14 2010 18:59 GMT
#1854
i wish i had a gf but i m too shy and quiet
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lethal111
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada460 Posts
August 14 2010 19:18 GMT
#1855
stealing money from my parents to buy weed >.>
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
August 14 2010 19:26 GMT
#1856
I hate people who claim they hate people who claim they are bisexual more than any other defined group, more than any other defined group.
Adonai bless
Housemd
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1407 Posts
August 14 2010 19:27 GMT
#1857
i repeatedly dodge people on iccup with ratings of over 1100.

i will never be able to learn tvt.

i love going to school.

i go to the bathroom 10 times during the night.
Fantasy is a beast
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
August 14 2010 19:56 GMT
#1858
I look at the NSFW section of FunnyJunk
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Ayush_SCtoss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
India3050 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-14 20:05:38
August 14 2010 20:00 GMT
#1859
On August 13 2010 12:50 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
I just cried for pretty much this entire video.



Even though, I am not american, I teared up

Confession: I get attracted (enticed?) by random girls (not real life, but random anime pics, those girls don't necessarily have to be in an anime). Not all of them, just once in a while.
That felt good.
End my suffering
Nutype
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada167 Posts
August 14 2010 20:12 GMT
#1860
On August 15 2010 02:02 groms wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2010 02:04 Valravn wrote:
On August 13 2010 14:36 blahman3344 wrote:
Most of the girls I've liked in high school has been out of my league, and I'm sick and tired of it, because there's no hope for me every time. =_=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMlIM9zLio


I teared up a little over watching this...and i never cry over emotional moments =\


I teared up like a fucking baby as well. We're awesome. And that thing with girls, happens to me all the time :/

I was watching this video and I started tearing up(okay crying) and my dad walks in and he's like WTF.

5 mins later me and him are both watching it with tears in our eyes and my mom walks in. LOL



I didnt cry at all watching this. I almost cried watching toy story 3, but not this.
run devil run
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