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Housemd
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1407 Posts
August 15 2010 01:03 GMT
#1881
On August 15 2010 08:55 Aeres wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 07:37 Housemd wrote:
On August 15 2010 05:12 Mickey wrote:
On August 15 2010 04:27 Housemd wrote:
i repeatedly dodge people on iccup with ratings of over 1100.

i will never be able to learn tvt.

i love going to school.

i go to the bathroom 10 times during the night.

You might want to go to the doctor and check that out.



did, she said nothings wrong.


Ask for a second opinion. I'm not fucking joking, do it.

The same thing happened to me around the beginning of April this year. I was consistently, intensely thirsty, had lost 12 pounds, and had to urinate way too frequently. The doctor said nothing was wrong, so I kinda stalled for about a month and a half before getting a second opinion.

Turns out I have type 1 diabetes.

Thanks to the delay between checkups, I was admitted into the hospital about 2 months after the initial symptoms appeared. When I checked in, my blood sugar was 650, which I've been told is high enough to send you into a hyperglycemic coma (if ketoacidosis doesn't kill you first). If I hadn't checked in sooner, I very well could have died, just because the first doctor said I was fine.

I'm serious here. If you honestly think something's wrong, GO AND CONFIRM WHAT'S WRONG.



i gave in a urine sample to my primary care physician and she tested it for kidney infections. said nothings wrong.
Fantasy is a beast
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
August 15 2010 01:10 GMT
#1882
On August 15 2010 10:03 Housemd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 08:55 Aeres wrote:
On August 15 2010 07:37 Housemd wrote:
On August 15 2010 05:12 Mickey wrote:
On August 15 2010 04:27 Housemd wrote:
i repeatedly dodge people on iccup with ratings of over 1100.

i will never be able to learn tvt.

i love going to school.

i go to the bathroom 10 times during the night.

You might want to go to the doctor and check that out.



did, she said nothings wrong.


Ask for a second opinion. I'm not fucking joking, do it.

The same thing happened to me around the beginning of April this year. I was consistently, intensely thirsty, had lost 12 pounds, and had to urinate way too frequently. The doctor said nothing was wrong, so I kinda stalled for about a month and a half before getting a second opinion.

Turns out I have type 1 diabetes.

Thanks to the delay between checkups, I was admitted into the hospital about 2 months after the initial symptoms appeared. When I checked in, my blood sugar was 650, which I've been told is high enough to send you into a hyperglycemic coma (if ketoacidosis doesn't kill you first). If I hadn't checked in sooner, I very well could have died, just because the first doctor said I was fine.

I'm serious here. If you honestly think something's wrong, GO AND CONFIRM WHAT'S WRONG.



i gave in a urine sample to my primary care physician and she tested it for kidney infections. said nothings wrong.


I don't mean to act like your mother or anything, but that's exactly what I did. If you're sure you're fine, then I won't badger you any more, but I'd rather not have anyone endure what I had to. I hope you understand. =)
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
August 15 2010 01:20 GMT
#1883
I still haven't gotten sc2 yet because i think i have no time for it, but i do have time for LoL.
evolve or die
Cade
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1420 Posts
August 15 2010 01:50 GMT
#1884
I just ripped ass and it smells like I crapped myself
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-15 03:26:25
August 15 2010 03:25 GMT
#1885
On August 15 2010 06:02 groms wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 05:56 Tabbris wrote:
On August 15 2010 05:53 n.DieJokes wrote:
Back when I played magic I used to double draw whenever I played good people.

Your a Monster!!

QFT that is diabolical. I hope you didn't do this at FNM and stuff.

oh god I'm so ashamed. I was young (like 7th-8th edition) and I can't believe I wasn't caught. Like I'd play these elf v elf games and draw out like 5 turns sooner than my opponent T.T
On August 15 2010 10:50 Cade wrote:
I just ripped ass and it smells like I crapped myself

LOL, I don't know why but I laughed so hard at this
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-15 03:37:43
August 15 2010 03:35 GMT
#1886
On August 15 2010 12:25 n.DieJokes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 06:02 groms wrote:
On August 15 2010 05:56 Tabbris wrote:
On August 15 2010 05:53 n.DieJokes wrote:
Back when I played magic I used to double draw whenever I played good people.

Your a Monster!!

QFT that is diabolical. I hope you didn't do this at FNM and stuff.

oh god I'm so ashamed. I was young (like 7th-8th edition) and I can't believe I wasn't caught. Like I'd play these elf v elf games and draw out like 5 turns sooner than my opponent T.T
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 10:50 Cade wrote:
I just ripped ass and it smells like I crapped myself

LOL, I don't know why but I laughed so hard at this

lmao I've done that too. but after 1st time I decided to not draw at all during certain turns. ended up winning by opponent drawing out 8 turns earlier lmao. He hadn't done the "no drawing" and got caught

edit: I don't have any friends my age that I know of that play or know of Star Craft 1 or 2! D*:
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Kolvacs
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1203 Posts
August 15 2010 03:55 GMT
#1887
I have no real life friends
(True story)
LooseMoose
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States184 Posts
August 15 2010 04:16 GMT
#1888
I lost my virginity on my best friend's pool table while him and his family were out of town. She was my girlfriend, but my friend also liked her.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
August 15 2010 05:17 GMT
#1889
On August 15 2010 13:16 LooseMoose wrote:
I lost my virginity on my best friend's pool table while him and his family were out of town. She was my girlfriend, but my friend also liked her.

quick, someone who knows pool make dirty innuendos
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
br0t0ss
Profile Joined February 2010
Australia92 Posts
August 15 2010 09:58 GMT
#1890
I like to hold in my poops so it touches my colon. This usually ends up in me running out of wherever I am, moaning like a bitch.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
August 15 2010 10:10 GMT
#1891
On August 15 2010 13:16 LooseMoose wrote:
I lost my virginity on my best friend's pool table while him and his family were out of town. She was my girlfriend, but my friend also liked her.

I bet you showed her a combo right?
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-15 13:16:12
August 15 2010 13:15 GMT
#1892
On August 15 2010 18:58 Randy_Chuggs wrote:
I like to hold in my poops so it touches my colon. This usually ends up in me running out of wherever I am, moaning like a bitch.

So, why in the world do u do it?

confession:

I am in love with a girl and pretending to be a faggot online at the same time
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Sir.Kimmel
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States785 Posts
August 15 2010 13:31 GMT
#1893
On August 14 2010 09:31 M155_G33k wrote:
The only thing I have ever been/am really good at is Computers and it makes me feel like crap when someone I know personally shows me up.

Edit: To s-Y-z, Just cause you got A+ certified doesn't mean you will be able to show me up very often. I can still put together a computer from scratch in under 10 minutes. 15 minutes blindfolded Can you? >.>


A+ certification is pretty much crap anyways its a very very basic cert that just says you know "about computers"

I took some classes for it in my forensic courses but decided it wasn't worth the money unless some company actually paid for it....

I went with my GCFA.. next I'll be getting my ACE and then hopefully if money isn't too tight my CCE and OSCP

I don't want to diminish the A+ to much but there are a lot of idiots out there who study for 4 hours and passed the exam.... its useless in my book

but to your credit I'm not a hardware guy I sincerely doubt I could throw a computer together in 25 minutes from scratch it would at least be an hour+ for me...
Lets throw in Canada into the mix and we can rename our country to Camerico. --Klogon
Sir.Kimmel
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States785 Posts
August 15 2010 13:37 GMT
#1894
ahh confessions

when I was little I was leaving our garage through the back door that had a litter of small kittens in it... as I was shutting the door behind me... a kitten tried to follow me and I shut the door on its next.... and I held it as it died... while sobbing


I forgot cash when we went to golden coral once and I didn't leave a tip for the waitress I tend to tip very well 18-23% unless it was an absolutely terrible waitress
Lets throw in Canada into the mix and we can rename our country to Camerico. --Klogon
NoMicro
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada69 Posts
August 15 2010 13:46 GMT
#1895
I give the nice customers the better cuts of food than the ones that are grouchy and make me rush more than I already am.
.
Bluedraqy
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark496 Posts
August 15 2010 13:46 GMT
#1896
When people ask me about Facebook, I just tell them I am not into it, when in fact,,, It's because I have no friends to interact with >.<
br0t0ss
Profile Joined February 2010
Australia92 Posts
August 15 2010 14:14 GMT
#1897
On August 15 2010 22:15 3FFA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 18:58 Randy_Chuggs wrote:
I like to hold in my poops so it touches my colon. This usually ends up in me running out of wherever I am, moaning like a bitch.

So, why in the world do u do it?


Another confession:

I like to, it makes me feel like a real girl.
drlame
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden574 Posts
August 15 2010 14:26 GMT
#1898
I've had a chance to date a really hot girl, but turned her down in hope for a girl that likes video-games as much as I do.
Nebula
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
England780 Posts
August 15 2010 14:43 GMT
#1899
I promised myself when SC2 came out, i'd play it alot. Instead i've been playing league of legends alot.

I check the league of legends thread several times a day but have never posted in there.
<3
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
August 15 2010 19:58 GMT
#1900
I used to ride with Critical Mass and we would troll downtown, slowing traffic to a crawl.
Turn off the radio
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