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speedyoctopus
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia7 Posts
August 16 2010 14:47 GMT
#1921
I spent six months working on an indie game, it is now finished, but I am too afraid to show other people because I am afraid they will hate it.
What makes the grass grow? Blood blood blood!
Boertie
Profile Joined July 2009
Netherlands98 Posts
August 16 2010 14:49 GMT
#1922
Pissing outside is kinda normal in my country (at least when going out...) Love it!
Waar homos inroeren is wat wij vervoeren!
Tiny711
Profile Joined June 2010
United States14 Posts
August 16 2010 15:13 GMT
#1923
my cousin's ex was destroying his relationship with his now fiancee and asked if i could seduce her to keep her busy. she fell in love with me and have been dating for almost 4 years now. i have no feelings for her and not really interested in any relationship. i don't feel bad about it either, though i know this is horrible.
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-16 15:35:46
August 16 2010 15:34 GMT
#1924
On August 17 2010 00:13 Tiny711 wrote:
my cousin's ex was destroying his relationship with his now fiancee and asked if i could seduce her to keep her busy. she fell in love with me and have been dating for almost 4 years now. i have no feelings for her and not really interested in any relationship. i don't feel bad about it either, though i know this is horrible.



That is extreme poor lady

EDIT:

I am good looking ( so says the girls), but when I start dating someone,I am a really cool guy, but when I start really liking them; I become strange, like I'm not myself.
T0fuuu
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia2275 Posts
August 16 2010 15:41 GMT
#1925
i dodge ppl asking for games on my sc2 friends list cos i dont want to 1v1 anymore >.<
koOl
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada254 Posts
August 16 2010 16:08 GMT
#1926
i am extremely competitive about things that im good at...
ive used friends before to become friends with more popular groups of people and then talk shit about them
hihi
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
August 16 2010 16:13 GMT
#1927
One time I took a shit facing the toilet tank. It was exhilarating.
the UMP says YER OUT
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
August 16 2010 16:13 GMT
#1928
i went through a(n extended) period of time where all i played was UMS on BW.
LooseMoose
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States184 Posts
August 16 2010 16:16 GMT
#1929
On August 17 2010 01:13 junemermaid wrote:
One time I took a shit facing the toilet tank. It was exhilarating.


brb.

netmask
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada30 Posts
August 16 2010 16:17 GMT
#1930
On August 16 2010 20:55 Boertie wrote:
When I was 16 yrs old I was fishing and this duck was constantly harassing my equipment and breaking it. I was so angry I filled a coca cola can with some dirt inside it, I attached the can with a line with a hook on the line. Placed some bread on the hook and decided to do some duckhunting.

The duck ate the bread, swallowed the hook and pulled the can into the water|, the can started to fill with water and sank to the bottem....

The duck fought for his life for 15 minutes when he finally drowned.


D:
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4843 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-16 02:25:42
August 16 2010 16:19 GMT
#1931
edited out
Complete the cycle!
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
August 16 2010 17:12 GMT
#1932
On August 17 2010 01:16 LooseMoose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2010 01:13 junemermaid wrote:
One time I took a shit facing the toilet tank. It was exhilarating.


brb.


holy fuck, that's what I call thinking out of the box.

I wonder how many people in total on this Earth did this.

+1 on the brb
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
August 16 2010 19:27 GMT
#1933
On August 17 2010 02:12 niteReloaded wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2010 01:16 LooseMoose wrote:
On August 17 2010 01:13 junemermaid wrote:
One time I took a shit facing the toilet tank. It was exhilarating.


brb.


holy fuck, that's what I call thinking out of the box.

I wonder how many people in total on this Earth did this.

+1 on the brb


I once tried this when I was like 5. I was too small, and fell in the toilet while... depositing. Not the most graceful moment of my life.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Rhokdar
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark240 Posts
August 16 2010 20:00 GMT
#1934
Im 17 and i have never kissed a girl.

The only girl i ever liked, tried getting a date with me several time, like when we were talking it would be like "Oh i so want to see this movie, but my friends dont wanna go" etc. As the stupid nerd i am i didnt get anything.

I only got 2 friends, both are ultimate nerd types. They discuss world of warcraft raid tactics during lunch and never talk about anything but video games.

And then i pretty much hate my life
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
August 16 2010 20:19 GMT
#1935
On August 17 2010 01:16 LooseMoose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2010 01:13 junemermaid wrote:
One time I took a shit facing the toilet tank. It was exhilarating.


brb.



....i've done this before.. except i went pee lol
Can you feel the rush?
Elegy
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1629 Posts
August 16 2010 20:23 GMT
#1936
On August 17 2010 05:00 Rhokdar wrote:
Im 17 and i have never kissed a girl.

The only girl i ever liked, tried getting a date with me several time, like when we were talking it would be like "Oh i so want to see this movie, but my friends dont wanna go" etc. As the stupid nerd i am i didnt get anything.

I only got 2 friends, both are ultimate nerd types. They discuss world of warcraft raid tactics during lunch and never talk about anything but video games.

And then i pretty much hate my life


Work out for a few months, go outside a few hours a day, eat healthier, and your self-esteem just went up 9000 points.
bigBONED
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway10 Posts
August 16 2010 20:25 GMT
#1937
I just ate 12 painkillers.
I didn't go to high school, i went to school high.
sammler
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United Kingdom381 Posts
August 16 2010 20:31 GMT
#1938
I listen to songs used in proleague/starleague intros on the bus and think about progamers/progamer rivalries in my head.
"I wish I was good enough to be called bad by IdrA." - Moa
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-16 20:53:22
August 16 2010 20:51 GMT
#1939
When I come back from Kuwait my girlfriend wants to set me up with a three some with another girl, that girl in fact being asian. <3 And now i'm making her come on TL and confirming it.

edit: aww now she wont till someone calls bullshit, so someone call bullshit on me
Can you feel the rush?
MilitantXIII
Profile Joined August 2010
United States10 Posts
August 16 2010 20:55 GMT
#1940
On August 17 2010 05:51 sYz-Adrenaline wrote:
When I come back from Kuwait my girlfriend wants to set me up with a three some with another girl, that girl in fact being asian. <3 And now i'm making her come on TL and confirming it.

edit: aww now she wont till someone calls bullshit, so someone call bullshit on me


BULLSHIT!

Also, I am a furry. I went to a furcon recently and fucked a chick while she was wearing her "anatomically correct" fursuit.

Felt good, man.
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums.
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