EPTOne-Line Confessions - Page 97
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speedyoctopus
Australia7 Posts
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Boertie
Netherlands98 Posts
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Tiny711
United States14 Posts
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BaltA
Norway849 Posts
On August 17 2010 00:13 Tiny711 wrote: my cousin's ex was destroying his relationship with his now fiancee and asked if i could seduce her to keep her busy. she fell in love with me and have been dating for almost 4 years now. i have no feelings for her and not really interested in any relationship. i don't feel bad about it either, though i know this is horrible. That is extreme  poor ladyEDIT: I am good looking ( so says the girls), but when I start dating someone,I am a really cool guy, but when I start really liking them; I become strange, like I'm not myself. | ||
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T0fuuu
Australia2275 Posts
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koOl
Canada254 Posts
ive used friends before to become friends with more popular groups of people and then talk shit about them | ||
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junemermaid
United States981 Posts
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Bereft
United States1007 Posts
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LooseMoose
United States184 Posts
On August 17 2010 01:13 junemermaid wrote: One time I took a shit facing the toilet tank. It was exhilarating. brb. | ||
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netmask
Canada30 Posts
On August 16 2010 20:55 Boertie wrote: When I was 16 yrs old I was fishing and this duck was constantly harassing my equipment and breaking it. I was so angry I filled a coca cola can with some dirt inside it, I attached the can with a line with a hook on the line. Placed some bread on the hook and decided to do some duckhunting. The duck ate the bread, swallowed the hook and pulled the can into the water|, the can started to fill with water and sank to the bottem.... The duck fought for his life for 15 minutes when he finally drowned. D: | ||
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Naib
Hungary4866 Posts
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niteReloaded
Croatia5282 Posts
holy fuck, that's what I call thinking out of the box. I wonder how many people in total on this Earth did this. +1 on the brb | ||
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Archas
United States6531 Posts
On August 17 2010 02:12 niteReloaded wrote: holy fuck, that's what I call thinking out of the box. I wonder how many people in total on this Earth did this. +1 on the brb I once tried this when I was like 5. I was too small, and fell in the toilet while... depositing. Not the most graceful moment of my life. | ||
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Rhokdar
Denmark240 Posts
The only girl i ever liked, tried getting a date with me several time, like when we were talking it would be like "Oh i so want to see this movie, but my friends dont wanna go" etc. As the stupid nerd i am i didnt get anything. I only got 2 friends, both are ultimate nerd types. They discuss world of warcraft raid tactics during lunch and never talk about anything but video games. And then i pretty much hate my life | ||
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sYz-Adrenaline
United States1850 Posts
....i've done this before.. except i went pee lol | ||
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Elegy
United States1629 Posts
On August 17 2010 05:00 Rhokdar wrote: Im 17 and i have never kissed a girl. The only girl i ever liked, tried getting a date with me several time, like when we were talking it would be like "Oh i so want to see this movie, but my friends dont wanna go" etc. As the stupid nerd i am i didnt get anything. I only got 2 friends, both are ultimate nerd types. They discuss world of warcraft raid tactics during lunch and never talk about anything but video games. And then i pretty much hate my life Work out for a few months, go outside a few hours a day, eat healthier, and your self-esteem just went up 9000 points. | ||
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bigBONED
Norway10 Posts
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sammler
United Kingdom381 Posts
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sYz-Adrenaline
United States1850 Posts
edit: aww now she wont till someone calls bullshit, so someone call bullshit on me  | ||
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MilitantXIII
United States10 Posts
On August 17 2010 05:51 sYz-Adrenaline wrote: When I come back from Kuwait my girlfriend wants to set me up with a three some with another girl, that girl in fact being asian. <3 And now i'm making her come on TL and confirming it. edit: aww now she wont till someone calls bullshit, so someone call bullshit on me BULLSHIT! Also, I am a furry. I went to a furcon recently and fucked a chick while she was wearing her "anatomically correct" fursuit. Felt good, man. | ||
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