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On August 15 2010 09:59 0987654312 wrote:
lurked for a while, decided to register and post here.
i've hidden the fact that i like starcraft for about 9 years, and now i can't afford SC2, i've had to borrow friends accounts, and they laughed at me for not admitting to liking it.
i've also committed incest with my younger brother.
The first part is "hum, okay..." and then it goes WHAM !!
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I don't play/watch bw or sc2 (hoping to remedy this... i'm basically waiting for my new laptop to arrive). I just come to TL.net for news threads, lulz threads (like this), and blogs.
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On August 16 2010 07:17 Beaudereck wrote:Show nested quote +On August 15 2010 09:59 0987654312 wrote:
lurked for a while, decided to register and post here.
i've hidden the fact that i like starcraft for about 9 years, and now i can't afford SC2, i've had to borrow friends accounts, and they laughed at me for not admitting to liking it.
i've also committed incest with my younger brother. The first part is "hum, okay..." and then it goes WHAM !!
it's a very long story...
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On August 16 2010 14:43 0987654312 wrote:Show nested quote +On August 16 2010 07:17 Beaudereck wrote:On August 15 2010 09:59 0987654312 wrote:
lurked for a while, decided to register and post here.
i've hidden the fact that i like starcraft for about 9 years, and now i can't afford SC2, i've had to borrow friends accounts, and they laughed at me for not admitting to liking it.
i've also committed incest with my younger brother. The first part is "hum, okay..." and then it goes WHAM !! it's a very long story...
Dear God...I have to hear this incest story for a non-Japanese person.
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The only woman I have ever loved is a dead actress.
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On August 15 2010 23:26 drlame wrote:
I've had a chance to date a really hot girl, but turned her down in hope for a girl that likes video-games as much as I do.
Same but my girl also didn't really have a brain for anything except herself, grades in 75% of her subjects, and dating boys. She was the only girl I knew at the age of 12 already pretty much mass dating and ending up never getting dumped until she asked me and I said sure, then found out she wanted me to quit SC and completely delete it from my cpu and give her the disk and everything so we could spend all our time loving each other and stuff and then BOOM dump. 
I just lied in that, she didn't start really mass dating until after that dump lmao. Actually has been caught double and once even triple dating boys a few times.
I can only successfully Forge-FE on longinus because of the tiny choke.
edit: WOOT SAIR! MY FAV UNIT of ALL TIME IN PvZ Cause of its annoyingness! THANK YOU TEAMLIQUID.NET! :D
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I secretly want my blind cat to just drop dead I hate his guts.
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I'm dating the girl I like's sister for absolutely no reason other than to have a girlfriend after she turned me down.
even reading that makes me look like an asshole. guess i should dump her.
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On June 13 2009 22:06 Ranix wrote:Show nested quote +On June 13 2009 21:23 GenericTerranPlayer wrote:
I had a relationship with a 13 year old once, but broke it off because i got really guilty about it. I now spend my time crushing on girls that look like her, but older. i was 18 at the time Lucky you didn't get a surprise visit from Dateline NBC.
I'm not familiar with the laws in singapore, but I do know that in Spain, after the age of 12, you are no longer considered a minor in sexual terms. Which means, if they have the same thing in Singapore, it's perfectly legal. Which again is pretty freakin' insane.. and gross.. and... <insert any relevant word>.
I've masturbated countless times to efukt.com vids.
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On August 15 2010 07:28 Ursad0n wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2010 14:36 blahman3344 wrote:
Most of the girls I've liked in high school has been out of my league, and I'm sick and tired of it, because there's no hope for me every time. =_=
lol same here bro
work on ur game guys, you don't get success overnight
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my friend is an english/communications major who can't use proper grammer or spell to save her life. i know i know, no one is perfect and my english isn't all that but how do you study this language and still make dumb ass mistakes.
ie: "mines" instead of mine, wrong usage of words (your/you're).
worst one is "stomache" how the hell do you spell that wrong? every time i see that misspelled i want to punch her in the face.
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I saw 6 seasons of House in 2 weeks or so.
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When I was 16 yrs old I was fishing and this duck was constantly harassing my equipment and breaking it. I was so angry I filled a coca cola can with some dirt inside it, I attached the can with a line with a hook on the line. Placed some bread on the hook and decided to do some duckhunting.
The duck ate the bread, swallowed the hook and pulled the can into the water|, the can started to fill with water and sank to the bottem....
The duck fought for his life for 15 minutes when he finally drowned.
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I can't read this thread anymore while i'm at work... I had to leave my office so i could laugh in peace... my boss is sitting 2 feet away from me.....
I can't stop lolingg!!!!!!!
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I think I'm better then everybody, however I have never accomplished anything note worthy in my life.
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I am better at chess than I am at Star Craft.
I only feel addicted to Star Craft when I just played it in the past few days.
I am Gay(look it up in the dictionary to see what I really mean people!)
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i spent most my free time last week watching pokemon
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On August 16 2010 21:26 Amestir wrote:
I think I'm better then everybody, however I have never accomplished anything note worthy in my life.
I feel this. I think everyone's the same to some degree, just society has made narcissism into something bad so they deny it.
I've never had a girlfriend due to the fact that I much prefer to be good friends first (and I'm sure you all know how that goes). Or maybe it's that I only start liking them in that way once we're already good friends. Who knows.
I've always wanted someone close to me to die so that I'd have an excuse for living a lazy, miserable life, just for a while. And for the easy attention.
I also crave drama that that would allow for me to show how amazing I am. Like a bank robbery where somehow I save the day (exaggeration, but you get the point). Whenever drama of that kind actually happens I always prove how average I am... :/
I reckon women's fashion is the bomb. Not in a crossdresser way, but I have a very deep, inexplicable appreciation for fashionable woman/their clothing. I guess it would sort of be like the feeling that gay men in women's fashion have, only I'm not gay. Of course, no one IRL knows this.
Last one, I have always wanted to go crazy. The idea horrifies me, but yet it's strangely enticing. I even tried to convince myself I was schizophrenic for a while (which, as it turns out, is all the evidence you need to prove you're NOT schizophrenic).
Actually one more on a less intense scale, I love pissing outside. If I'm home alone, regardless of the weather, I'm pissing outside. Not really a confession seeing as I often try and convince people of the wonders of the outdoor-piss.
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When i was a kid, i assumed that sticking ur middle finger up at someone symbolised a penis, so i took that assumption and thought that sticking two fingers up at someone symbolised a vagina.
Then my assumptions went a bit astray, and my first ever masturbation session consisted of me pleasuring myself with my index and middle finger. Took me fucking ages but i loved it.
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