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sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
August 16 2010 20:55 GMT
#1941
On August 17 2010 05:55 MilitantXIII wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2010 05:51 sYz-Adrenaline wrote:
When I come back from Kuwait my girlfriend wants to set me up with a three some with another girl, that girl in fact being asian. <3 And now i'm making her come on TL and confirming it.

edit: aww now she wont till someone calls bullshit, so someone call bullshit on me


BULLSHIT!

Also, I am a furry. I went to a furcon recently and fucked a chick while she was wearing her "anatomically correct" fursuit.

Felt good, man.


I love you
Can you feel the rush?
M155_G33k
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States470 Posts
August 16 2010 20:56 GMT
#1942
*sigh* If no one called bull shit I wouldn't have had to confirm it T_T


My confesion: Adrenaline is telling the truth and it was my idea T_T
"It can't be a NE Lan without any problems!" ~ "Starcraft is like sex. After a rough round, sometimes you just need that cigarette."
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
August 16 2010 20:57 GMT
#1943
On August 17 2010 05:00 Rhokdar wrote:
Im 17 and i have never kissed a girl.

The only girl i ever liked, tried getting a date with me several time, like when we were talking it would be like "Oh i so want to see this movie, but my friends dont wanna go" etc. As the stupid nerd i am i didnt get anything.

I only got 2 friends, both are ultimate nerd types. They discuss world of warcraft raid tactics during lunch and never talk about anything but video games.

And then i pretty much hate my life


awww ur not the only one! hang in there
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-16 21:05:32
August 16 2010 21:01 GMT
#1944
Oh another one, my girlfriend is also paying for my gosucoaching lessons as well. <3

edit:Again, will make her confirm if called bullshited

edit2: She currurently paid for a 1/weekly month for 105$

I have the best gf ever <3 lol
Can you feel the rush?
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
August 16 2010 21:02 GMT
#1945
On August 16 2010 20:55 Boertie wrote:
When I was 16 yrs old I was fishing and this duck was constantly harassing my equipment and breaking it. I was so angry I filled a coca cola can with some dirt inside it, I attached the can with a line with a hook on the line. Placed some bread on the hook and decided to do some duckhunting.

The duck ate the bread, swallowed the hook and pulled the can into the water|, the can started to fill with water and sank to the bottem....

The duck fought for his life for 15 minutes when he finally drowned.

what the fuck LOL
Writerptrk
MilitantXIII
Profile Joined August 2010
United States10 Posts
August 16 2010 21:09 GMT
#1946
Ahh what the hell, I'll have another go.

Once in a while I get the urge to look at porn. Not regular porn, weird stuff. Bondage. Latex. Wax play, transgender, feet, tickling. I bet most of you didn't even know there was such a thing as a tickling fetish. The worst part is, after I get off, I feel completely disgusted by the very stuff I was just getting off to and what I just did.
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
August 16 2010 21:13 GMT
#1947
On August 16 2010 20:55 Boertie wrote:
When I was 16 yrs old I was fishing and this duck was constantly harassing my equipment and breaking it. I was so angry I filled a coca cola can with some dirt inside it, I attached the can with a line with a hook on the line. Placed some bread on the hook and decided to do some duckhunting.

The duck ate the bread, swallowed the hook and pulled the can into the water|, the can started to fill with water and sank to the bottem....

The duck fought for his life for 15 minutes when he finally drowned.

thats sick as fuck dude
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
August 16 2010 21:14 GMT
#1948
I haven't actually finished watching all of DBZ it took too fucking long
warmGun
Profile Joined August 2010
United States57 Posts
August 16 2010 21:25 GMT
#1949
On August 16 2010 20:55 Boertie wrote:
When I was 16 yrs old I was fishing and this duck was constantly harassing my equipment and breaking it. I was so angry I filled a coca cola can with some dirt inside it, I attached the can with a line with a hook on the line. Placed some bread on the hook and decided to do some duckhunting.

The duck ate the bread, swallowed the hook and pulled the can into the water|, the can started to fill with water and sank to the bottem....

The duck fought for his life for 15 minutes when he finally drowned.


Thats pretty fucked up dude
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
August 16 2010 21:33 GMT
#1950
On August 17 2010 06:14 KOFgokuon wrote:
I haven't actually finished watching all of DBZ it took too fucking long

you just made my day
St0rmRush
Profile Joined February 2003
Brazil448 Posts
August 16 2010 21:41 GMT
#1951
On August 16 2010 20:55 Boertie wrote:
When I was 16 yrs old I was fishing and this duck was constantly harassing my equipment and breaking it. I was so angry I filled a coca cola can with some dirt inside it, I attached the can with a line with a hook on the line. Placed some bread on the hook and decided to do some duckhunting.

The duck ate the bread, swallowed the hook and pulled the can into the water|, the can started to fill with water and sank to the bottem....

The duck fought for his life for 15 minutes when he finally drowned.


That's so mean! BTW How you felt watching the duck struggling for his life?
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
August 16 2010 21:44 GMT
#1952
On August 17 2010 06:33 Trezeguet23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2010 06:14 KOFgokuon wrote:
I haven't actually finished watching all of DBZ it took too fucking long

you just made my day

haha I laughed at this too. It just seemed so random/innocent after reading about fucked up porn, fucking friends and killing ducks etc.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
August 16 2010 22:35 GMT
#1953
When i shit i like to yell out historical events an dpeoples names
just yesterday i said something along the lines of "JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH GEORGE WASHINGTON BUTTTTTTTTTTTFUUUUUUUCK"
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
August 16 2010 22:42 GMT
#1954
When my ID is searched, this is the first result (on google).
since 98'
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
August 16 2010 23:16 GMT
#1955
I had a dream about chill. The two of us were playing Soul Calibur and I beat him when I guard impacted every single one of his moves.

Then, I started sending him PMs about his awesome posting and he started saying nasty, but witty things to me.
bubO
Profile Joined August 2010
United States367 Posts
August 16 2010 23:45 GMT
#1956
i piss on my mouse so it can give me good luck
Protoss...
Talia
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany64 Posts
August 17 2010 00:06 GMT
#1957
The only time I ever broke something at my body was while I was playing a video game
It was some Naruto fighting game and the fight was so close that I jumped up and... yeah you can Imagine the rest
Pandaaa
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
August 17 2010 00:11 GMT
#1958
I get mad whenever i see idiot posters relegating SC1 as some sort of bad thing, ie "GO BACK TO SC1" or "THIS ISNT SC1".
manner
FiBsTeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States415 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-17 00:51:02
August 17 2010 00:34 GMT
#1959
I promised TL months ago I would stop proxy DTing in BW and that I would be a straight up SC2 player, when in fact I relieve my need for cheese on poor insane comps by cannon rushing, proxy gating, bunker rushing, and 6pooling. May God have mercy on my soul.

EDIT:

On June 17 2009 23:26 StorrZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 17 2009 23:23 araav wrote:
On June 14 2009 10:44 Zato-1 wrote:
On June 13 2009 22:37 ThePhan2m wrote:
I'm 22 and a virgin, and I dont give a shit.

I'm 24 and a virgin, and I wish I wasn't.

I'm an atheist.


I'm 30 and still a virgin. Have 10 more years to go.


what do you mean by 10 more years to go?



On June 17 2009 23:28 exalted wrote:
BEFORE HE BECOMES 40YROLDVIRGIN@USEAST ON BATTLE.NET


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
August 17 2010 00:43 GMT
#1960
when i was 17 i went to watch the family film "BarnYard" on opening day and fingered my girlfriend while kids were around us enjoying the movie
troi oi thang map nai!!!
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