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On August 17 2010 05:55 MilitantXIII wrote:Show nested quote +On August 17 2010 05:51 sYz-Adrenaline wrote:When I come back from Kuwait my girlfriend wants to set me up with a three some with another girl, that girl in fact being asian. <3 And now i'm making her come on TL and confirming it. edit: aww now she wont till someone calls bullshit, so someone call bullshit on me  BULLSHIT! Also, I am a furry. I went to a furcon recently and fucked a chick while she was wearing her "anatomically correct" fursuit. Felt good, man.
I love you
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*sigh* If no one called bull shit I wouldn't have had to confirm it T_T
My confesion: Adrenaline is telling the truth and it was my idea T_T
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On August 17 2010 05:00 Rhokdar wrote: Im 17 and i have never kissed a girl.
The only girl i ever liked, tried getting a date with me several time, like when we were talking it would be like "Oh i so want to see this movie, but my friends dont wanna go" etc. As the stupid nerd i am i didnt get anything.
I only got 2 friends, both are ultimate nerd types. They discuss world of warcraft raid tactics during lunch and never talk about anything but video games.
And then i pretty much hate my life
awww ur not the only one! hang in there
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Oh another one, my girlfriend is also paying for my gosucoaching lessons as well. <3
edit:Again, will make her confirm if called bullshited 
edit2: She currurently paid for a 1/weekly month for 105$
I have the best gf ever <3 lol
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On August 16 2010 20:55 Boertie wrote: When I was 16 yrs old I was fishing and this duck was constantly harassing my equipment and breaking it. I was so angry I filled a coca cola can with some dirt inside it, I attached the can with a line with a hook on the line. Placed some bread on the hook and decided to do some duckhunting.
The duck ate the bread, swallowed the hook and pulled the can into the water|, the can started to fill with water and sank to the bottem....
The duck fought for his life for 15 minutes when he finally drowned. what the fuck LOL
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Ahh what the hell, I'll have another go.
Once in a while I get the urge to look at porn. Not regular porn, weird stuff. Bondage. Latex. Wax play, transgender, feet, tickling. I bet most of you didn't even know there was such a thing as a tickling fetish. The worst part is, after I get off, I feel completely disgusted by the very stuff I was just getting off to and what I just did.
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On August 16 2010 20:55 Boertie wrote: When I was 16 yrs old I was fishing and this duck was constantly harassing my equipment and breaking it. I was so angry I filled a coca cola can with some dirt inside it, I attached the can with a line with a hook on the line. Placed some bread on the hook and decided to do some duckhunting.
The duck ate the bread, swallowed the hook and pulled the can into the water|, the can started to fill with water and sank to the bottem....
The duck fought for his life for 15 minutes when he finally drowned. thats sick as fuck dude
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I haven't actually finished watching all of DBZ it took too fucking long
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On August 16 2010 20:55 Boertie wrote: When I was 16 yrs old I was fishing and this duck was constantly harassing my equipment and breaking it. I was so angry I filled a coca cola can with some dirt inside it, I attached the can with a line with a hook on the line. Placed some bread on the hook and decided to do some duckhunting.
The duck ate the bread, swallowed the hook and pulled the can into the water|, the can started to fill with water and sank to the bottem....
The duck fought for his life for 15 minutes when he finally drowned.
Thats pretty fucked up dude
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On August 17 2010 06:14 KOFgokuon wrote: I haven't actually finished watching all of DBZ it took too fucking long you just made my day
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On August 16 2010 20:55 Boertie wrote: When I was 16 yrs old I was fishing and this duck was constantly harassing my equipment and breaking it. I was so angry I filled a coca cola can with some dirt inside it, I attached the can with a line with a hook on the line. Placed some bread on the hook and decided to do some duckhunting.
The duck ate the bread, swallowed the hook and pulled the can into the water|, the can started to fill with water and sank to the bottem....
The duck fought for his life for 15 minutes when he finally drowned.
That's so mean! BTW How you felt watching the duck struggling for his life?
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On August 17 2010 06:33 Trezeguet23 wrote:Show nested quote +On August 17 2010 06:14 KOFgokuon wrote: I haven't actually finished watching all of DBZ it took too fucking long you just made my day haha I laughed at this too. It just seemed so random/innocent after reading about fucked up porn, fucking friends and killing ducks etc.
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When i shit i like to yell out historical events an dpeoples names just yesterday i said something along the lines of "JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH GEORGE WASHINGTON BUTTTTTTTTTTTFUUUUUUUCK"
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I had a dream about chill. The two of us were playing Soul Calibur and I beat him when I guard impacted every single one of his moves.
Then, I started sending him PMs about his awesome posting and he started saying nasty, but witty things to me.
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i piss on my mouse so it can give me good luck
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The only time I ever broke something at my body was while I was playing a video game It was some Naruto fighting game and the fight was so close that I jumped up and... yeah you can Imagine the rest
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I get mad whenever i see idiot posters relegating SC1 as some sort of bad thing, ie "GO BACK TO SC1" or "THIS ISNT SC1".
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I promised TL months ago I would stop proxy DTing in BW and that I would be a straight up SC2 player, when in fact I relieve my need for cheese on poor insane comps by cannon rushing, proxy gating, bunker rushing, and 6pooling. May God have mercy on my soul.
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On June 17 2009 23:26 StorrZerg wrote:Show nested quote +On June 17 2009 23:23 araav wrote:On June 14 2009 10:44 Zato-1 wrote:On June 13 2009 22:37 ThePhan2m wrote: I'm 22 and a virgin, and I dont give a shit. I'm 24 and a virgin, and I wish I wasn't. I'm an atheist. I'm 30 and still a virgin. Have 10 more years to go. what do you mean by 10 more years to go?
On June 17 2009 23:28 exalted wrote: BEFORE HE BECOMES 40YROLDVIRGIN@USEAST ON BATTLE.NET
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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when i was 17 i went to watch the family film "BarnYard" on opening day and fingered my girlfriend while kids were around us enjoying the movie
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