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PapaRik
Profile Joined April 2010
United States27 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-17 07:28:15
August 17 2010 07:27 GMT
#1981
I'm slightly crazy.

Everyday day of my life is somehow weird or ironic for reasons I can't possibly begin to describe.

I believe in Karma as something more than a philosophy... Kind of like Physics.

I just got promoted to Diamond.

And now the bad one:

I did Shrooms once... Only once. In a single night on a bad trip, I alienated my best friend, whom I'd known literally my entire life, punched him, out-ran a Mustang (Car, not horse), came within an inch of getting arrested, proceeded to get arrested for streaking, then smoked it off for the next three days after my Mom bailed me out of jail...

Edit: 100th Page! =D
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ForSC2
Profile Joined June 2009
United States580 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-17 07:36:50
August 17 2010 07:34 GMT
#1982
I've played a lifelong game of tag with someone since I was in 4th grade. There is no other interaction with this person. This continued throughout middle school and high school. During college I saw him in the restaurant bathroom while washing our hands. Our eyes met and we knew what was going down. We circled each other trying to get in a good position of the door. A "vicious" exchange occurred, there were tags and tagbacks, and the victor ran out the door in triumph.

I've been stuck with the curse for 3 years now.

I don't know his name and I'm not sure I ever did.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2883#comic
PapaRik
Profile Joined April 2010
United States27 Posts
August 17 2010 07:36 GMT
#1983
On August 17 2010 16:34 ForSC2 wrote:
I've played a lifelong game of tag with someone since I was in 4th grade. There is no other interaction with this person. This continued throughout middle school and high school. During college I saw him in the restaurant bathroom while washing our hands. Our eyes met and we knew what was going down. We circled each other trying to get in a good position of the door. A "vicious" exchange occurred, there were tags and tagbacks, and the victor ran out the door in triumph.

I've been stuck with the curse for 3 years now.

I don't know his name.


LOL
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lycheejello
Profile Joined June 2010
United States59 Posts
August 17 2010 07:42 GMT
#1984
On August 17 2010 16:34 ForSC2 wrote:
I've played a lifelong game of tag with someone since I was in 4th grade. There is no other interaction with this person. This continued throughout middle school and high school. During college I saw him in the restaurant bathroom while washing our hands. Our eyes met and we knew what was going down. We circled each other trying to get in a good position of the door. A "vicious" exchange occurred, there were tags and tagbacks, and the victor ran out the door in triumph.

I've been stuck with the curse for 3 years now.

I don't know his name and I'm not sure I ever did.


HAHA most epic game of tag ever
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
August 17 2010 08:09 GMT
#1985
I despise the new banner.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
August 17 2010 08:10 GMT
#1986
I didn't want to say Regina as a young kid because it sounded like vagina.
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
August 17 2010 08:19 GMT
#1987
I often read threads backwards (this one included).
Phisk
Profile Joined June 2010
166 Posts
August 17 2010 08:44 GMT
#1988
When I'm engaged in conversations that doesn't interest me I fantasize about brutally murdering them, even when I talk to family / friends / gf.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
August 17 2010 08:56 GMT
#1989
On August 17 2010 17:44 Phisk wrote:
When I'm engaged in conversations that doesn't interest me I fantasize about brutally murdering them, even when I talk to family / friends / gf.

id probably get some help dude

I believe aliens exist.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Zevah
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Argentina187 Posts
August 17 2010 09:02 GMT
#1990
I've made a threesome in my bedroom while my lil brother and my mom where sleeping 2 feet away.
Dyllyn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Singapore670 Posts
August 17 2010 09:37 GMT
#1991
On August 16 2010 15:27 LuckyLuke43 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 22:06 Ranix wrote:
On June 13 2009 21:23 GenericTerranPlayer wrote:
I had a relationship with a 13 year old once, but broke it off because i got really guilty about it. I now spend my time crushing on girls that look like her, but older. i was 18 at the time


Lucky you didn't get a surprise visit from Dateline NBC.


I'm not familiar with the laws in singapore, but I do know that in Spain, after the age of 12, you are no longer considered a minor in sexual terms. Which means, if they have the same thing in Singapore, it's perfectly legal. Which again is pretty freakin' insane.. and gross.. and... <insert any relevant word>.

I've masturbated countless times to efukt.com vids.


that's nice... i'm moving to spain kbye
scv rush ftw
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
August 17 2010 09:44 GMT
#1992
I'm fucking terrified of the new TL banner
architekt
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany64 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-17 11:51:26
August 17 2010 09:58 GMT
#1993
On August 17 2010 17:09 MaReK wrote:
I despise the new banner.


Looks rather psed if you asked me. Is it lacking contrast perhaps?

I despise people because of preference in music, fashion (while ostentatiously being poorly dressed myself most of the time) or video games, mainly bad taste in music though. I am so ignorant.

To the guy with the indie game: Good Job devoting 6 months of your life to this. Go ahead and show it already. Sometimes critics are better than credits. If its not that good at all, use the critics to furthermore increase your skill.

Salteador Neo
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Andorra5591 Posts
August 17 2010 10:00 GMT
#1994
On August 17 2010 18:37 GenericTerranPlayer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 16 2010 15:27 LuckyLuke43 wrote:
On June 13 2009 22:06 Ranix wrote:
On June 13 2009 21:23 GenericTerranPlayer wrote:
I had a relationship with a 13 year old once, but broke it off because i got really guilty about it. I now spend my time crushing on girls that look like her, but older. i was 18 at the time


Lucky you didn't get a surprise visit from Dateline NBC.


I'm not familiar with the laws in singapore, but I do know that in Spain, after the age of 12, you are no longer considered a minor in sexual terms. Which means, if they have the same thing in Singapore, it's perfectly legal. Which again is pretty freakin' insane.. and gross.. and... <insert any relevant word>.

I've masturbated countless times to efukt.com vids.


that's nice... i'm moving to spain kbye


Im spanish and can tell you this is bs.

On topic: Ive never smoked a cigarette and feel kinda proud about it.
Revolutionist fan
RisingTide
Profile Joined December 2008
Australia769 Posts
August 17 2010 10:23 GMT
#1995
On August 14 2010 02:04 Valravn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 14:36 blahman3344 wrote:
Most of the girls I've liked in high school has been out of my league, and I'm sick and tired of it, because there's no hope for me every time. =_=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMlIM9zLio


I teared up a little over watching this...and i never cry over emotional moments =\


I teared up like a fucking baby as well. We're awesome. And that thing with girls, happens to me all the time :/

I just got a little happy teary watching that. Then about 7 mins in, I thought about all the kids whose parents weren't coming home. Then at about 7:30, I remembered I was one of them. Then I broke down. Fuck.
Zevah
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Argentina187 Posts
August 17 2010 13:10 GMT
#1996
I've been watching Lost for 6 years, when i finally saw the last episode i didn't get it... I still don't get it... wtf?!?!?! I never told anyone... I just said that the ending was bad and that i didn't like it...

Don't tell my friends! ^^
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32058 Posts
August 17 2010 14:25 GMT
#1997
I have wished nothing but failure for anyone dumb enough to post a girl thread here.

I think that anyone who actually enjoys k-pop or the like completely lacks any taste and you're a man child if you still reguarly watch anime.
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
August 17 2010 15:04 GMT
#1998
On August 17 2010 23:25 Hawk wrote:
I have wished nothing but failure for anyone dumb enough to post a girl thread here.

I think that anyone who actually enjoys k-pop or the like completely lacks any taste and you're a man child if you still reguarly watch anime.

haha hawk so harsh
Taveren-
Profile Joined August 2010
United States3 Posts
August 17 2010 15:42 GMT
#1999
I played wc3 for ~7 years and didn't even enjoy playing it for the last few years, but couldn't quit due to my desire of stomping noobs...
Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.
Meepman
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada610 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-18 00:47:50
August 18 2010 00:28 GMT
#2000
I still don't own a copy of Sc2
I spent the entire summer of ' 09 playing iccup in my basement. No time with friends. At all.

Edit: I have more :D

Every time I get a facebook notification I feel warm inside
I've never asked out a girl (I'm 15) because I'm scared of screwing up a first kiss
I've watched Chill vs Combat-ex at least 10 times
I hate anybody who thinks their better then me with a passion
I secretly hate one of my friends

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