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xGrief
Profile Joined April 2010
United States56 Posts
August 18 2010 20:06 GMT
#2021
I think that everyone who can be cheesed should be cheesed as often as possible.
SouthRawrea
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada608 Posts
August 18 2010 20:09 GMT
#2022
I feel like I don't have much of a chance at getting girls in my high school because I'm Asian and the school is about 96% white.
Whyzguy
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada263 Posts
August 18 2010 20:12 GMT
#2023
I only laugh at some confessions after other people quote them and lol
"He who throws dirt, is losing ground." - Fortune Cookie [May 2011]
ZeaL.
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United States5955 Posts
August 18 2010 20:14 GMT
#2024
Everytime I blow my nose into a tissue I open it up to see what my snot looks like.
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772 Posts
August 18 2010 21:21 GMT
#2025
I played zerg all through beta - I secretly play terran now.
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ahleezay
Profile Joined July 2009
43 Posts
August 18 2010 22:10 GMT
#2026
i stole a PC from a local internet cafe.
everyone was staring
idakeh
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada8 Posts
August 18 2010 22:22 GMT
#2027
thanks for the comments everyone, they make me feel better

guess i just have to man up
bw4lyfe
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
August 18 2010 22:25 GMT
#2028
i just did a math problem that i've seen before but didn't really solve.... only because it was posted on TL D:
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MrMotionPicture
Profile Joined May 2010
United States4327 Posts
August 18 2010 22:25 GMT
#2029
I am worried I will not make good friends in college like the ones I had in High School.
"Elvis Presley" | Ret was looking at my post in the GSL video by Artosis. | MMA told me I look like Juanfran while we shared an elevator with Scarlett
blagoonga123
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2068 Posts
August 18 2010 22:27 GMT
#2030
I am at work right now :X
FOOL! Pain is my friend! Now let me introduce you to it!
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
August 18 2010 23:16 GMT
#2031
On August 19 2010 07:25 MrMotionPicture wrote:
I am worried I will not make good friends in college like the ones I had in High School.


Worry not.

You will.

and it's going to be AWESOME.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
August 18 2010 23:17 GMT
#2032
On August 18 2010 12:11 Plair E wrote:
In 6th grade the "cool" thing to do was trip people. Me and my buddy Justin were the "popular" kids, so we did this on a daily basis. We were so cool that we had not remorse tripping Timmy. Timmy was handy capped and had a condition where his wrists were stuck in a position where they were bent down (think of how you hands look while riding a high handlebar motorcycle). We tripped Timmy because he couldn't catch him self from falling due to this handy cap (easy prey).

At the end of the school year Timmy invited both me and Justin to his birthday party.


You are a mother fucker.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
August 18 2010 23:18 GMT
#2033
One of my best friends doesn't know that I smoke weed .
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
August 18 2010 23:19 GMT
#2034
On August 19 2010 07:25 MrMotionPicture wrote:
I am worried I will not make good friends in college like the ones I had in High School.


wow thats the exact same worry I have
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
zephyredx
Profile Joined August 2010
United States40 Posts
August 18 2010 23:23 GMT
#2035
On August 19 2010 07:25 ]343[ wrote:
i just did a math problem that i've seen before but didn't really solve.... only because it was posted on TL D:


Interesting confession. Can I see the math problem?

My confession: Wasted 3.5 hours of my SCII guest pass playing WoL on my account. Then found out that if I played the campaign as a guest, the time on my account wouldn't elapse. Great -.-
What do you call a tennis player who tosses the ball inhumanly well? A protoss!
Meepman
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada610 Posts
August 18 2010 23:33 GMT
#2036
On August 18 2010 12:11 Plair E wrote:
In 6th grade the "cool" thing to do was trip people. Me and my buddy Justin were the "popular" kids, so we did this on a daily basis. We were so cool that we had not remorse tripping Timmy. Timmy was handy capped and had a condition where his wrists were stuck in a position where they were bent down (think of how you hands look while riding a high handlebar motorcycle). We tripped Timmy because he couldn't catch him self from falling due to this handy cap (easy prey).

At the end of the school year Timmy invited both me and Justin to his birthday party.


You were a douche
St3MoR
Profile Joined November 2002
Spain3256 Posts
August 18 2010 23:40 GMT
#2037
On August 19 2010 00:40 PlosionCornu wrote:

Lonelyness is just like a curable illness,I cure it with fapping.



deserves to be quoted LMAO
Prophet in TL of the Makoto0124 ways
Angryhorse
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden387 Posts
August 18 2010 23:41 GMT
#2038
I love to take a shit
Don't cry blood, the world doesn't revolve around you
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4952 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-16 02:25:13
August 18 2010 23:45 GMT
#2039
On August 19 2010 08:41 Angryhorse wrote:
I love to take a shit


self-censored
Complete the cycle!
SouthRawrea
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada608 Posts
August 19 2010 00:07 GMT
#2040
On August 19 2010 08:45 Naib wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2010 08:41 Angryhorse wrote:
I love to take a shit


I'm gonna rephrase this into my own confession:

There have been instances when I thought (if I really needed to take a big fat one) "damn, this is almost as good as sex"

Which it obviously isn't, but you get the point.


Well it could be depending on which way you swing.
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