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Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 14 2010 20:12 GMT
#1861
On August 15 2010 04:27 Housemd wrote:
i repeatedly dodge people on iccup with ratings of over 1100.

i will never be able to learn tvt.

i love going to school.

i go to the bathroom 10 times during the night.

You might want to go to the doctor and check that out.
micro7295
Profile Joined August 2010
United States68 Posts
August 14 2010 20:16 GMT
#1862
how can u possibly not know how to beat terran with ANY race? thats so irregular >.> ur not being smart enough o.O

i wanna go 2 school -.- wish school would just start already. im sitting here boring myself randomly. high school is cool btw o.O
an ultralisk, an ultralisk, my hive for an ultralisk
Cade
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1420 Posts
August 14 2010 20:23 GMT
#1863
I cannot figure out how to play SC2!

I love my job

I hate my glasses
JunZ
Profile Joined June 2010
United States314 Posts
August 14 2010 20:24 GMT
#1864
I lowballed someone on a item.
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
August 14 2010 20:27 GMT
#1865
I had a dream in which I was licking an anime girl's pussy. Turns out, it was a dick. My girlfriend also walked in during that dream.
Lennon
Profile Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2275 Posts
August 14 2010 20:47 GMT
#1866
On June 14 2009 08:12 Not_Computer wrote:
It infuriates me when people mix up "lose" and "loose".


Me too. Why do people make that mistake so often these days?
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
August 14 2010 20:53 GMT
#1867
Back when I played magic I used to double draw whenever I played good people.
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
August 14 2010 20:56 GMT
#1868
On August 15 2010 05:53 n.DieJokes wrote:
Back when I played magic I used to double draw whenever I played good people.

Your a Monster!!
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-14 21:06:06
August 14 2010 21:00 GMT
#1869
On August 15 2010 05:16 micro7295 wrote:
how can u possibly not know how to beat terran with ANY race? thats so irregular >.> ur not being smart enough o.O

i wanna go 2 school -.- wish school would just start already. im sitting here boring myself randomly. high school is cool btw o.O

thx for the constructive post, this really makes me feel better -.-'

but yeah, I can't beat terran at all unless u count a DT rush that actually works really well(once beat 2 fac vult with DTs :D) or just beating HUGE noobs that don't understand why the deep6 doesnt work against protoss reavers or overall just don't play as terran much at all and had picked random.

as Zerg terrans are imba to me cause it seems like every single terran on b.net knows the M8M->Mech strategy. I SUCK at vsing Mech with zerg.

edit: New confession:

I only play on freelands on The Battle For Wesnoth and whenever I get a Undead opponent I pick Elves and the pick leader as White Mage and then build 4 Mages(either 3,4,or 5) and a elvish shaman(I think thats the name of the elf before the druid) and then race across the map with my hero and everything and do an All-in hoping my opponent spread his units out across the whole map making my Magic ball stronger than if he had done a early attack right away through the middle. Actually works better versus pros than noobs lmao.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
groms
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1017 Posts
August 14 2010 21:02 GMT
#1870
On August 15 2010 02:36 3FFA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 02:02 groms wrote:
On August 14 2010 02:04 Valravn wrote:
On August 13 2010 14:36 blahman3344 wrote:
Most of the girls I've liked in high school has been out of my league, and I'm sick and tired of it, because there's no hope for me every time. =_=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMlIM9zLio


I teared up a little over watching this...and i never cry over emotional moments =\


I teared up like a fucking baby as well. We're awesome. And that thing with girls, happens to me all the time :/

I was watching this video and I started tearing up(okay crying) and my dad walks in and he's like WTF.

5 mins later me and him are both watching it with tears in our eyes and my mom walks in. LOL

LMAO That is hilarious! What did ur Mom do?

Confession: I suck at versing Terran with any race in SC:BW

She laughed at us. t.t
I have a recurring dream that I'm running away from a terran player but the marauders keep slowing me down. - Artosis
groms
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1017 Posts
August 14 2010 21:02 GMT
#1871
On August 15 2010 05:56 Tabbris wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 05:53 n.DieJokes wrote:
Back when I played magic I used to double draw whenever I played good people.

Your a Monster!!

QFT that is diabolical. I hope you didn't do this at FNM and stuff.
I have a recurring dream that I'm running away from a terran player but the marauders keep slowing me down. - Artosis
uberdeluxe
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada306 Posts
August 14 2010 21:08 GMT
#1872
I 6 pooled in a ladder match once D:
No mules, no collosi, no PFs, just LOVE!
Ursad0n
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States523 Posts
August 14 2010 22:28 GMT
#1873
On August 13 2010 14:36 blahman3344 wrote:
Most of the girls I've liked in high school has been out of my league, and I'm sick and tired of it, because there's no hope for me every time. =_=


lol same here bro
You make it sound like there's a correlation between what should happen and what actually happens. I mean, life is chaotic and it's often unfair. I know it is for me.
Housemd
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1407 Posts
August 14 2010 22:37 GMT
#1874
On August 15 2010 05:12 Mickey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 04:27 Housemd wrote:
i repeatedly dodge people on iccup with ratings of over 1100.

i will never be able to learn tvt.

i love going to school.

i go to the bathroom 10 times during the night.

You might want to go to the doctor and check that out.



did, she said nothings wrong.
Fantasy is a beast
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
August 14 2010 22:40 GMT
#1875
On August 15 2010 07:37 Housemd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 05:12 Mickey wrote:
On August 15 2010 04:27 Housemd wrote:
i repeatedly dodge people on iccup with ratings of over 1100.

i will never be able to learn tvt.

i love going to school.

i go to the bathroom 10 times during the night.

You might want to go to the doctor and check that out.



did, she said nothings wrong.

You might want to go to a new doctor. Lol I dunno, does it happen to other people?
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
August 14 2010 22:50 GMT
#1876
On August 15 2010 07:40 Hidden_MotiveS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 07:37 Housemd wrote:
On August 15 2010 05:12 Mickey wrote:
On August 15 2010 04:27 Housemd wrote:
i repeatedly dodge people on iccup with ratings of over 1100.

i will never be able to learn tvt.

i love going to school.

i go to the bathroom 10 times during the night.

You might want to go to the doctor and check that out.



did, she said nothings wrong.

You might want to go to a new doctor. Lol I dunno, does it happen to other people?

It does me if i drink anything ill have to piss right after, i dont drink anything when i go to bed.

I also dont drink anything till before/after im eating because of a habit i got into
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Housemd
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1407 Posts
August 14 2010 23:36 GMT
#1877
On August 15 2010 07:50 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 07:40 Hidden_MotiveS wrote:
On August 15 2010 07:37 Housemd wrote:
On August 15 2010 05:12 Mickey wrote:
On August 15 2010 04:27 Housemd wrote:
i repeatedly dodge people on iccup with ratings of over 1100.

i will never be able to learn tvt.

i love going to school.

i go to the bathroom 10 times during the night.

You might want to go to the doctor and check that out.



did, she said nothings wrong.

You might want to go to a new doctor. Lol I dunno, does it happen to other people?

It does me if i drink anything ill have to piss right after, i dont drink anything when i go to bed.

I also dont drink anything till before/after im eating because of a habit i got into




to my defense, i actually drink around 1-2 cups of water before going to sleep.
Fantasy is a beast
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-15 00:02:53
August 14 2010 23:55 GMT
#1878
On August 15 2010 07:37 Housemd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 05:12 Mickey wrote:
On August 15 2010 04:27 Housemd wrote:
i repeatedly dodge people on iccup with ratings of over 1100.

i will never be able to learn tvt.

i love going to school.

i go to the bathroom 10 times during the night.

You might want to go to the doctor and check that out.



did, she said nothings wrong.


Ask for a second opinion. I'm not fucking joking, do it.

The same thing happened to me around the beginning of April this year. I was consistently, intensely thirsty, had lost 12 pounds, and had to urinate way too frequently. The doctor said nothing was wrong, so I kinda stalled for about a month and a half before getting a second opinion.

Turns out I have type 1 diabetes.

Thanks to the delay between checkups, I was admitted into the hospital about 2 months after the initial symptoms appeared. When I checked in, my blood sugar was 650, which I've been told is high enough to send you into a hyperglycemic coma (if ketoacidosis doesn't kill you first). If I hadn't checked in sooner, I very well could have died, just because the first doctor said I was fine.

I'm serious here. If you honestly think something's wrong, GO AND CONFIRM WHAT'S WRONG.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Perseeus
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada2 Posts
August 14 2010 23:59 GMT
#1879
Registered today just to post here
I spent all day reading this

First time I had sex I didn't use a condom and I got an STD

I LOVE having sex in the shower for some reason

I also have a shitload of body hair but I'm too lazy to shave
0987654312
Profile Joined August 2010
France3 Posts
August 15 2010 00:59 GMT
#1880
lurked for a while, decided to register and post here.

i've hidden the fact that i like starcraft for about 9 years, and now i can't afford SC2, i've had to borrow friends accounts, and they laughed at me for not admitting to liking it.

i've also committed incest with my younger brother.
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