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puKKa
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden10 Posts
August 12 2010 18:40 GMT
#1681
I don't play starcraft.
What is a man?
valaki
Profile Joined June 2009
Hungary2476 Posts
August 12 2010 18:42 GMT
#1682
On August 13 2010 03:40 puKKa wrote:
I don't play starcraft.


Blashphemy!

j/k, i don't play either :D
ggaemo fan
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
August 12 2010 18:42 GMT
#1683
I once was in charge of designing and ordering sweatshirts for my gymnastics team. I charged everyone enough so that I got free sweatshirts and an extra $50 for myself and two of my best friends. I did the math about 20 times over before I told everyone the price just to make sure it was a believable scam and that I didn't make any mistakes...

+ Show Spoiler +
I've been thinking about studying to become an Actuary =X
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Kutar_FOX
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Korea (South)67 Posts
August 12 2010 18:46 GMT
#1684
This is my first post.
스타크래프트도 좀 적당히 하자.
xccam
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Great Britain1150 Posts
August 12 2010 18:50 GMT
#1685
I was so nervous about sex I failed to manage it 4 times before finaly doing it. My girlfriend was amazingly patient with this. The last time I had sex with her i lasted around 15 seconds. She doesn't seem to care about that either.

I'm terrified that I think im in love with her.

She had a very late period recently and told her parents and me she thought she might be pregnant. most terrifying few days of my life and on top of that they know we are having sex now T.T

I recently pissed her off by playing like 4 hours of DnD with her brothers when she wanted to do something else and i felt bad about it for ages afterwards despite not realy thinking its a big deal.

I cry when im angry of sad or very happy or really just feeling any strong emotion which makes people think im a complete pussy. This really annoys me.

I was once caught for shoplifting but the shop let me go scott free. My parents didn't.

I cant think of many more right now.

Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 12 2010 18:52 GMT
#1686
I'm still running a monitor on 1024x768.
MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
August 12 2010 18:54 GMT
#1687
I don't like the girl I'm dating that much, she's the least cutest of all the girls I've been with...
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
August 12 2010 19:01 GMT
#1688
On August 13 2010 03:50 xccam wrote:
I was so nervous about sex I failed to manage it 4 times before finaly doing it. My girlfriend was amazingly patient with this. The last time I had sex with her i lasted around 15 seconds. She doesn't seem to care about that either.

I'm terrified that I think im in love with her.



The fact that she doesn't care and has been patient about it means she really cares about you. Take stock in that fact. =)
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Irrelevant
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2364 Posts
August 12 2010 19:03 GMT
#1689
I pretended to be drunk and let a cougar "take advantage" of me
xccam
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Great Britain1150 Posts
August 12 2010 19:06 GMT
#1690
On August 13 2010 04:01 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 03:50 xccam wrote:
I was so nervous about sex I failed to manage it 4 times before finaly doing it. My girlfriend was amazingly patient with this. The last time I had sex with her i lasted around 15 seconds. She doesn't seem to care about that either.

I'm terrified that I think im in love with her.



The fact that she doesn't care and has been patient about it means she really cares about you. Take stock in that fact. =)


In its own way thats also terrifying, but awesome. You know what i mean?
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
August 12 2010 19:09 GMT
#1691
On August 13 2010 04:06 xccam wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 04:01 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On August 13 2010 03:50 xccam wrote:
I was so nervous about sex I failed to manage it 4 times before finaly doing it. My girlfriend was amazingly patient with this. The last time I had sex with her i lasted around 15 seconds. She doesn't seem to care about that either.

I'm terrified that I think im in love with her.



The fact that she doesn't care and has been patient about it means she really cares about you. Take stock in that fact. =)


In its own way thats also terrifying, but awesome. You know what i mean?


Yeah I know exactly what you mean. If things get uncomfortable, talk to her. And if she loves you, she'll help make things better. If you're happy with her, enjoy every minute of it.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
aeoliant
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada361 Posts
August 12 2010 19:18 GMT
#1692
my name is jonas
Chupacabra(UCSD)
Profile Joined December 2009
Mexico225 Posts
August 12 2010 19:32 GMT
#1693
I wet my bed until I was 13, a few times I woke up before I wet my bed but was too lazy to go to the restroom so I just peed myself anyways and went back to sleep.
Never pass up a good thing.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
August 12 2010 19:36 GMT
#1694
On August 13 2010 04:18 aeoliant wrote:
my name is jonas


I'm carrying the wheel.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
SolHeiM
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden1264 Posts
August 12 2010 19:46 GMT
#1695
I cry when im angry of sad or very happy or really just feeling any strong emotion which makes people think im a complete pussy. This really annoys me.


Number one rule: You do not give a fuck about what anyone thinks of you.

At least, when it comes to things like that you should never ever give a flying fuck.

I'm a very emotional person, and I feel very strong emotions and become attached to fictional characters a lot, and always love reading tear-jerkers or watching such movies. Be thankful you're an emotional person and not a robot. I hate people like that, who never seem to show any emotion what so ever, regardless of what happens.
zeks
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Canada1068 Posts
August 12 2010 19:46 GMT
#1696
the girl i truly like has a bf but i see another girl so i don't feel lonely
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference."
Whyzguy
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada263 Posts
August 12 2010 19:48 GMT
#1697
On August 12 2010 11:20 Kezzer wrote:
I wash my hands after the bathroom but that's just OCD kicking in. It's not that disgusting... I mean... do you piss all over your hands or something? And I don't know about you but I keep my dick pretty clean.

At first I lol'd
On August 12 2010 11:23 Severedevil wrote:
I wash my hands before I pee.

That way my dick stays clean.

Then I lol'd harder!!

Never thought about it that way before.

Here's mine:
I choose seats with their backs facing the door (at school, work, etc.) so when people open the door, I have enough time to wake from my nap.
"He who throws dirt, is losing ground." - Fortune Cookie [May 2011]
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 12 2010 20:04 GMT
#1698
I am planning something special for my 2000th post
Deimos0
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Poland277 Posts
August 12 2010 20:21 GMT
#1699
I secretly recorded a video of my gf while she was strip-dancing for me on skype.
protect me from what I want
fresh
Profile Joined December 2009
Guam3 Posts
August 12 2010 20:37 GMT
#1700
I once had sex my best friend's (at the time) girlfriend because he wanted to break up with her, and wanted a good excuse.
Don't do me like that.
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