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tryummm
Profile Joined August 2009
774 Posts
August 12 2010 01:58 GMT
#1661
Every day during college last year I would set my alarm and wake up at 4:00 AM. I don't think my roommate cared though, fortunately.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 12 2010 02:04 GMT
#1662
My TL shirt is the first new piece of clothing that I ever bought
JunZ
Profile Joined June 2010
United States314 Posts
August 12 2010 02:07 GMT
#1663
I bought 5 random shirts yesterday from ThinkGeek.
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
August 12 2010 02:20 GMT
#1664
On August 12 2010 10:56 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2010 10:53 XsebT wrote:
On August 12 2010 10:45 arb wrote:
On August 12 2010 10:38 overload119 wrote:
I only wash my hands after taking a piss 70% of the time.

im sorry but

thats fucking nasty dude

I wash my hands after i do anything, coming in fromt he outside, walknig to eat, getting up from the comp..

but...why?

Thats unsanitary and disgusting

duh?

I wash my hands after the bathroom but that's just OCD kicking in. It's not that disgusting... I mean... do you piss all over your hands or something? And I don't know about you but I keep my dick pretty clean.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
August 12 2010 02:22 GMT
#1665
I get really annoyed when people come in this thread and make overly negative comments about people "confessions".
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
BrogMaN
Profile Joined April 2010
United States108 Posts
August 12 2010 02:23 GMT
#1666
One time I took shrooms while camping and I went on a nature hike in the woods, I felt so attuned to nature and all its beauty that I sat down in a mostly dry creek-bed and masturbated to all its glory.
Madness is a sane reaction to an insane world.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
August 12 2010 02:23 GMT
#1667
I wash my hands before I pee.

That way my dick stays clean.
My strategy is to fork people.
barbsq
Profile Joined November 2009
United States5348 Posts
August 12 2010 03:01 GMT
#1668
@ brogman, i tried to cross a bridge on shrooms, kept trying to dodge all of the cars that kept flying at me, that was some scary shit
Look at this guy, constantly diluting himself! (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻
BrogMaN
Profile Joined April 2010
United States108 Posts
August 12 2010 03:06 GMT
#1669
On August 12 2010 12:01 barbsq wrote:
@ brogman, i tried to cross a bridge on shrooms, kept trying to dodge all of the cars that kept flying at me, that was some scary shit


Holy shit man, I can only imagine. Have you ever seen a train on Shrooms? like stood a couple yards away as it flew past? One of the scariest moments of my life and then it blew its loud-ass horn right when it went by us. OMG, almost had a heart attack, i was nervous the whole rest of the night.

OT: I only feel like I am truly myself and truly comfortable when I'm on hallucinogens...
Madness is a sane reaction to an insane world.
SnakeChomp
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada125 Posts
August 12 2010 03:09 GMT
#1670
On August 12 2010 09:36 Sparkyrabbit wrote:
I'm well into college and i've only had 2 girlfriends, one of which I met playing starcraft


I'm out of college and working full time and I've had zero girlfriends.
Maish
Profile Joined June 2010
United States19 Posts
August 12 2010 03:13 GMT
#1671
I pissed all over this kid in first grade who wouldn't let me use the bathroom -_-

Irrelevant
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2364 Posts
August 12 2010 03:15 GMT
#1672
Once while having sex while raiding in wow and I left the vent push to talk button down
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
August 12 2010 03:18 GMT
#1673
Me and my rl friend double 7pool in 2v2, just to make the opponents rage and such.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
August 12 2010 03:20 GMT
#1674
On August 12 2010 12:13 Maish wrote:
I pissed all over this kid in first grade who wouldn't let me use the bathroom -_-


LOL, he had that one coming.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Darpa
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada4413 Posts
August 12 2010 16:51 GMT
#1675
On August 12 2010 08:34 Aeres wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2010 08:28 Darpa wrote:
I got Diarreha (Booze pooz) while getting it on, and I just let it flow, she didnt notice until the smell hit her ><. After that I was no longer welcome in her household. hahahaha


Truth be told, I'd do the same thing she did. I'm not here to judge, but shitting in someone's bed while they're in the bed is pretty rank. Makes a nice story, though, so you got that goin' for you.


Oh I dont blame her in the slightest, I would be pissed. I was so fucked up tho that at the time it didnt even bother me. haha
"losers always whine about their best, Winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
FlopTurnReaver
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Switzerland1980 Posts
August 12 2010 17:18 GMT
#1676
I suddenly stopped having contact with my Japanese GF when I was back home and she started to get f*ucking annoying like a stalker and sent me a mail after I didn't respond for like 2 days that said "fack you!", which is kinda funny. She hasn't heard from me for about 6 or 7 months now.
Check out @MapOfTheMonth on Twitter and under http://bit.ly/motmorg
Hansel
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany311 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-12 17:37:24
August 12 2010 17:36 GMT
#1677
I will give you a long story in two sentences:
Sometimes i feel guilty because i was once trialed for causing an accident witch lead to the death of a man by a highly unlikely string of events.
I nearly shat my pants when being told while in court that the guy was dead, got out pretty lucky.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV_hDyfmEw4
mdb
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Bulgaria4059 Posts
August 12 2010 17:48 GMT
#1678
I`m the person who votes with "1" on every blog.
Laggy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States385 Posts
August 12 2010 18:32 GMT
#1679
I've said a lot of unintentional racist things here are two as examples.

I went to a block party and they asked me what bread I wanted my sandwhich on and I said white, white as a cracker. (I was like 13 and didn't know cracker was a racial slur)

I used to play a game called monkey in the middle or I think it was called that where 1 person is in the middle and the other two people try and pass the ball without the person in the middle getting it, so, I we went to this house warming party type thing with my sister all her friends are hipsters (lol) and we were playing soccer and it dwindled down in numbers and the house was in a ghetto so they invited all the guys from around the neighborhood. When I said Why don't we play Monkey in the middle, one of the hipster guys was like well that's a bit racist and my sister was like don't be racist no one thinks it's cool and I was like Uhh what? I didn't know about the monkey thjing either I was like 14.

Both awkward times.
D on iccup stands for diamond in SC2
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
August 12 2010 18:37 GMT
#1680
I stole my friend's yugioh cards... a lot of them.
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