EPTOne-Line Confessions - Page 84
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tryummm
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
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JunZ
United States314 Posts
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Kezzer
United States1268 Posts
I wash my hands after the bathroom but that's just OCD kicking in. It's not that disgusting... I mean... do you piss all over your hands or something? And I don't know about you but I keep my dick pretty clean. | ||
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
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BrogMaN
United States108 Posts
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Severedevil
United States4839 Posts
That way my dick stays clean. | ||
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barbsq
United States5348 Posts
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BrogMaN
United States108 Posts
On August 12 2010 12:01 barbsq wrote: @ brogman, i tried to cross a bridge on shrooms, kept trying to dodge all of the cars that kept flying at me, that was some scary shit Holy shit man, I can only imagine. Have you ever seen a train on Shrooms? like stood a couple yards away as it flew past? One of the scariest moments of my life and then it blew its loud-ass horn right when it went by us. OMG, almost had a heart attack, i was nervous the whole rest of the night. OT: I only feel like I am truly myself and truly comfortable when I'm on hallucinogens... | ||
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SnakeChomp
Canada125 Posts
On August 12 2010 09:36 Sparkyrabbit wrote: I'm well into college and i've only had 2 girlfriends, one of which I met playing starcraft I'm out of college and working full time and I've had zero girlfriends. | ||
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Maish
United States19 Posts
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Irrelevant
United States2364 Posts
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57 Corvette
Canada5941 Posts
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6638 Posts
On August 12 2010 12:13 Maish wrote: I pissed all over this kid in first grade who wouldn't let me use the bathroom -_- LOL, he had that one coming. | ||
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Darpa
Canada4413 Posts
On August 12 2010 08:34 Aeres wrote: Truth be told, I'd do the same thing she did. I'm not here to judge, but shitting in someone's bed while they're in the bed is pretty rank. Makes a nice story, though, so you got that goin' for you. Oh I dont blame her in the slightest, I would be pissed. I was so fucked up tho that at the time it didnt even bother me. haha | ||
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FlopTurnReaver
Switzerland1980 Posts
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Hansel
Germany311 Posts
Sometimes i feel guilty because i was once trialed for causing an accident witch lead to the death of a man by a highly unlikely string of events. I nearly shat my pants when being told while in court that the guy was dead, got out pretty lucky. | ||
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mdb
Bulgaria4059 Posts
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Laggy
United States385 Posts
I went to a block party and they asked me what bread I wanted my sandwhich on and I said white, white as a cracker. (I was like 13 and didn't know cracker was a racial slur) I used to play a game called monkey in the middle or I think it was called that where 1 person is in the middle and the other two people try and pass the ball without the person in the middle getting it, so, I we went to this house warming party type thing with my sister all her friends are hipsters (lol) and we were playing soccer and it dwindled down in numbers and the house was in a ghetto so they invited all the guys from around the neighborhood. When I said Why don't we play Monkey in the middle, one of the hipster guys was like well that's a bit racist and my sister was like don't be racist no one thinks it's cool and I was like Uhh what? I didn't know about the monkey thjing either I was like 14. Both awkward times. | ||
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sLiniss
United States849 Posts
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