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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
August 11 2010 20:43 GMT
#1621
On August 12 2010 03:36 404.Delirium wrote:
I've never had a wet dream.

Discovered too young.


Don't masturbate and it'll happen eventually.
On August 12 2010 03:50 R2D2C3PO wrote:
I only trim the left side of my pubes... The pubes on the right side are almost 4 inches...


Lool, wat?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Uriel_SVK
Profile Joined April 2010
Slovakia427 Posts
August 11 2010 20:48 GMT
#1622
-I dated a 15 year old girl back when i was 22

-I had oral sex with my friends gf when I was drunk

-last christmas I got totally drunk and had sex with a very fat girl (about 130kg), did not drink since then..

-I found naked photos of a girl im working it and showed it to all my friends. She found out and does not talk to me since then

Prdors
Profile Joined April 2010
United States67 Posts
August 11 2010 21:08 GMT
#1623
I used to open and rewrap my Christmas presents when I was younger.
Go Blue!
Gruv
Profile Joined October 2009
United Kingdom379 Posts
August 11 2010 21:17 GMT
#1624
I get very depressed every time I rewatch Death Note, dammit I just wanted Light to win. :<
Well butter my biscuit.
Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
August 11 2010 21:24 GMT
#1625
I remained a virgin for so long, I considered a career as a priest.
http://www.kongregate.com/?referrer=Sagess
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 21:36:23
August 11 2010 21:29 GMT
#1626
On August 12 2010 05:42 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2010 05:39 NukeTheBunnys wrote:
On August 12 2010 05:29 Zealotdriver wrote:
I drive a tall pickup truck and tailgate people if they are slow. At night my headlights shine on their mirrors into their eyes.


I hate you with a passion.

Also: when people tailgate me I slow down


I hope your truck explodes. Without you in it, of course, but definitely want it to explode. Why don't you just go around them instead of being a douche?

Just thinking about your truck annoys me, because I'm imagining it with Confederate flags, and stickers with stupid sayings like "GIT-R-DONE!" all over it. Maybe a "REDNECK" one too. Man those trucks are annoying.


Lulz. It is the opposite of what you imagine. If you want to rage against trucks, check out these complete assholes.

Edit: Here is a truck getting owned.
Turn off the radio
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 11 2010 21:42 GMT
#1627
On August 11 2010 11:18 Severedevil wrote:
I've never sucked a dick.


How weird is that? I mean, when you think about it, most people on the planet have sucked a dick. I've NEVER sucked a dick...

I'm not sure if that's an exact quote, but I assumed you were going for the Louis CK joke.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
hizBALLIN
Profile Joined June 2010
United States163 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 22:06:12
August 11 2010 21:53 GMT
#1628
In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, I shot a looter that pulled a pistol on one of my squadmates, which is no secret. What is a secret is that I lie and tell a lot of people that it disturbed me, when in reality I enjoyed it fairly intensely. After I got out, I considered contracting with Triple Canopy (and was interviewed to work for them in Chechnya), but didn't. Good thing, because I'd probably be a war criminal right now. =/

edit: Should probably note that I was in the Army and on-duty when I shot to looter, for clarity's sake.
That which is overdesigned, too highly specific, anticipates outcomes; the anticipation of outcome guarantees, if not failure, the absence of grace.
NIJ
Profile Joined March 2010
1012 Posts
August 11 2010 22:14 GMT
#1629
I shot the sheriff.


But I did not kill the deputy.
Act of thinking logically cannot possibly be natural to the human mind. If it were, then mathematics would be everybody's easiest course at school and our species would not have taken several millennia to figure out the scientific method -NDT
javy_
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1677 Posts
August 11 2010 22:14 GMT
#1630
I want to strangle a baby when I hear someone say "fail"
♪~( ̄。 ̄)
Brad
Profile Joined April 2010
2754 Posts
August 11 2010 22:16 GMT
#1631
Bisu is hot.
Lee Jae Dong proved that a focus on mechanics and execution could solve problems in the StarCraft game strategy.
Neobick
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Sweden208 Posts
August 11 2010 22:24 GMT
#1632
I argue for fun, so people could potentially call me a troll, but I dont self-identify as one.
Use the force.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 11 2010 22:26 GMT
#1633
On August 12 2010 07:14 javy925 wrote:
I want to strangle a baby when I hear someone say "fail"


Man, it really irks me, for whatever reason, that nerd speak like that has made it into daily language like it has. The majority of the people I know that use words like that, and say w00t, know nothing of their origin. Or pwned, or fail. They've never heard of 4chan, they don't play PC games, etc, etc. I think what really bothers me is that it was "our" stuff for so long, and all these asshats are using it all the time. I think I just liked having "our" own language (I mean internet nerds/PC gamers).
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
August 11 2010 22:36 GMT
#1634
On August 12 2010 06:24 Leath wrote:
I remained a virgin for so long, I considered a career as a priest.


you can't, because priests are not supposed to lie
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
August 11 2010 22:46 GMT
#1635
On August 11 2010 19:00 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I haven't been posting on TL as much as I use to because the influx of new SC2 players make me cringe at times. So I've just browse General and Blogs and stay away from everything else.

So true, I wish more people would post the epic threads of yesteryears and participate selflessly to bring good stuff to the forum.

I have masturbated in a YMCA bathroom before, no one was in the locker room at the time, and I was kinda horny from swimming.
KillyKyll
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States267 Posts
August 11 2010 22:54 GMT
#1636
I have an irrational fear of confessing stuff.

+ Show Spoiler +
I have spent 3 days writing this post.
Seriously?
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
August 11 2010 23:14 GMT
#1637
I asked an asian guy at university orientation if he played starcraft, and he said "no I play xbox 360," so I called him a newbie didn't talk to him for the rest of the 2 hour workshop.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Darpa
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada4413 Posts
August 11 2010 23:28 GMT
#1638
I got Diarreha (Booze pooz) while getting it on, and I just let it flow, she didnt notice until the smell hit her ><. After that I was no longer welcome in her household. hahahaha
"losers always whine about their best, Winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
peppermintschnaps
Profile Joined June 2010
Germany28 Posts
August 11 2010 23:32 GMT
#1639
I flew some 100k miles this year for fun. God I love poker
“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.” - James Thurber
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
August 11 2010 23:34 GMT
#1640
On August 12 2010 08:28 Darpa wrote:
I got Diarreha (Booze pooz) while getting it on, and I just let it flow, she didnt notice until the smell hit her ><. After that I was no longer welcome in her household. hahahaha


Truth be told, I'd do the same thing she did. I'm not here to judge, but shitting in someone's bed while they're in the bed is pretty rank. Makes a nice story, though, so you got that goin' for you.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
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