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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
On August 12 2010 03:36 404.Delirium wrote: I've never had a wet dream. Discovered too young. Don't masturbate and it'll happen eventually. On August 12 2010 03:50 R2D2C3PO wrote: I only trim the left side of my pubes... The pubes on the right side are almost 4 inches... Lool, wat? | ||
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Uriel_SVK
Slovakia427 Posts
-I had oral sex with my friends gf when I was drunk -last christmas I got totally drunk and had sex with a very fat girl (about 130kg), did not drink since then.. -I found naked photos of a girl im working it and showed it to all my friends. She found out and does not talk to me since then  | ||
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Prdors
United States67 Posts
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Gruv
United Kingdom379 Posts
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Leath
Canada1724 Posts
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Zealotdriver
United States1557 Posts
On August 12 2010 05:42 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: I hope your truck explodes. Without you in it, of course, but definitely want it to explode. Why don't you just go around them instead of being a douche? Just thinking about your truck annoys me, because I'm imagining it with Confederate flags, and stickers with stupid sayings like "GIT-R-DONE!" all over it. Maybe a "REDNECK" one too. Man those trucks are annoying. Lulz. It is the opposite of what you imagine. If you want to rage against trucks, check out these complete assholes. Edit: Here is a truck getting owned. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On August 11 2010 11:18 Severedevil wrote: I've never sucked a dick. How weird is that? I mean, when you think about it, most people on the planet have sucked a dick. I've NEVER sucked a dick... I'm not sure if that's an exact quote, but I assumed you were going for the Louis CK joke. | ||
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hizBALLIN
United States163 Posts
edit: Should probably note that I was in the Army and on-duty when I shot to looter, for clarity's sake. | ||
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NIJ
1012 Posts
But I did not kill the deputy. | ||
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javy_
United States1677 Posts
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Brad
2754 Posts
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Neobick
Sweden208 Posts
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On August 12 2010 07:14 javy925 wrote: I want to strangle a baby when I hear someone say "fail" Man, it really irks me, for whatever reason, that nerd speak like that has made it into daily language like it has. The majority of the people I know that use words like that, and say w00t, know nothing of their origin. Or pwned, or fail. They've never heard of 4chan, they don't play PC games, etc, etc. I think what really bothers me is that it was "our" stuff for so long, and all these asshats are using it all the time. I think I just liked having "our" own language (I mean internet nerds/PC gamers). | ||
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news
892 Posts
On August 12 2010 06:24 Leath wrote: I remained a virgin for so long, I considered a career as a priest. you can't, because priests are not supposed to lie | ||
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Hidden_MotiveS
Canada2562 Posts
On August 11 2010 19:00 BuGzlToOnl wrote: I haven't been posting on TL as much as I use to because the influx of new SC2 players make me cringe at times. So I've just browse General and Blogs and stay away from everything else. So true, I wish more people would post the epic threads of yesteryears and participate selflessly to bring good stuff to the forum. I have masturbated in a YMCA bathroom before, no one was in the locker room at the time, and I was kinda horny from swimming. | ||
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KillyKyll
United States267 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + I have spent 3 days writing this post. | ||
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Endymion
United States3701 Posts
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Darpa
Canada4413 Posts
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peppermintschnaps
Germany28 Posts
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Archas
United States6531 Posts
On August 12 2010 08:28 Darpa wrote: I got Diarreha (Booze pooz) while getting it on, and I just let it flow, she didnt notice until the smell hit her ><. After that I was no longer welcome in her household. hahahaha Truth be told, I'd do the same thing she did. I'm not here to judge, but shitting in someone's bed while they're in the bed is pretty rank. Makes a nice story, though, so you got that goin' for you. | ||
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