-I dated a 15 year old girl back when i was 22

-I had oral sex with my friends gf when I was drunk

-last christmas I got totally drunk and had sex with a very fat girl (about 130kg), did not drink since then..

-I found naked photos of a girl im working it and showed it to all my friends. She found out and does not talk to me since then

Prdors

United States67 Posts

August 11 2010 21:08 GMT

#1623

I used to open and rewrap my Christmas presents when I was younger.

Gruv

United Kingdom379 Posts

August 11 2010 21:17 GMT

#1624

I get very depressed every time I rewatch Death Note, dammit I just wanted Light to win. :<

Leath

Canada1724 Posts

August 11 2010 21:24 GMT

#1625

I remained a virgin for so long, I considered a career as a priest.

Zealotdriver

United States1557 Posts

August 11 2010 21:29 GMT

#1626

On August 12 2010 05:42 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:

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I hope your truck explodes. Without you in it, of course, but definitely want it to explode. Why don't you just go around them instead of being a douche?

Just thinking about your truck annoys me, because I'm imagining it with Confederate flags, and stickers with stupid sayings like "GIT-R-DONE!" all over it. Maybe a "REDNECK" one too. Man those trucks are annoying.

Lulz. It is the opposite of what you imagine. If you want to rage against trucks, check out these complete assholes.

Edit: Here is a truck getting owned.

SweeTLemonS[TPR]

11739 Posts

August 11 2010 21:42 GMT

#1627

On August 11 2010 11:18 Severedevil wrote:
I've never sucked a dick.

How weird is that? I mean, when you think about it, most people on the planet have sucked a dick. I've NEVER sucked a dick...

I'm not sure if that's an exact quote, but I assumed you were going for the Louis CK joke.

hizBALLIN

United States163 Posts

August 11 2010 21:53 GMT

#1628

In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, I shot a looter that pulled a pistol on one of my squadmates, which is no secret. What is a secret is that I lie and tell a lot of people that it disturbed me, when in reality I enjoyed it fairly intensely. After I got out, I considered contracting with Triple Canopy (and was interviewed to work for them in Chechnya), but didn't. Good thing, because I'd probably be a war criminal right now. =/

edit: Should probably note that I was in the Army and on-duty when I shot to looter, for clarity's sake.

NIJ

1012 Posts

August 11 2010 22:14 GMT

#1629

I shot the sheriff.

But I did not kill the deputy.

javy_

United States1677 Posts

August 11 2010 22:14 GMT

#1630

I want to strangle a baby when I hear someone say "fail"

Brad

2754 Posts

August 11 2010 22:16 GMT

#1631

Bisu is hot.

Neobick

Sweden208 Posts

August 11 2010 22:24 GMT

#1632

I argue for fun, so people could potentially call me a troll, but I dont self-identify as one.

SweeTLemonS[TPR]

11739 Posts

August 11 2010 22:26 GMT

#1633

On August 12 2010 07:14 javy925 wrote:
I want to strangle a baby when I hear someone say "fail"

Man, it really irks me, for whatever reason, that nerd speak like that has made it into daily language like it has. The majority of the people I know that use words like that, and say w00t, know nothing of their origin. Or pwned, or fail. They've never heard of 4chan, they don't play PC games, etc, etc. I think what really bothers me is that it was "our" stuff for so long, and all these asshats are using it all the time. I think I just liked having "our" own language (I mean internet nerds/PC gamers).

news

892 Posts

August 11 2010 22:36 GMT

#1634

On August 12 2010 06:24 Leath wrote:
I remained a virgin for so long, I considered a career as a priest.

you can't, because priests are not supposed to lie

Hidden_MotiveS

Canada2562 Posts

August 11 2010 22:46 GMT

#1635

On August 11 2010 19:00 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I haven't been posting on TL as much as I use to because the influx of new SC2 players make me cringe at times. So I've just browse General and Blogs and stay away from everything else.

So true, I wish more people would post the epic threads of yesteryears and participate selflessly to bring good stuff to the forum.

I have masturbated in a YMCA bathroom before, no one was in the locker room at the time, and I was kinda horny from swimming.

KillyKyll

United States267 Posts

August 11 2010 22:54 GMT

#1636

I have an irrational fear of confessing stuff.

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I have spent 3 days writing this post.

Endymion

United States3701 Posts

August 11 2010 23:14 GMT

#1637

I asked an asian guy at university orientation if he played starcraft, and he said "no I play xbox 360," so I called him a newbie didn't talk to him for the rest of the 2 hour workshop.

Darpa

Canada4413 Posts

August 11 2010 23:28 GMT

#1638

I got Diarreha (Booze pooz) while getting it on, and I just let it flow, she didnt notice until the smell hit her ><. After that I was no longer welcome in her household. hahahaha

peppermintschnaps

Germany28 Posts

August 11 2010 23:32 GMT

#1639

I flew some 100k miles this year for fun. God I love poker

Archas

United States6531 Posts

August 11 2010 23:34 GMT

#1640

On August 12 2010 08:28 Darpa wrote:
I got Diarreha (Booze pooz) while getting it on, and I just let it flow, she didnt notice until the smell hit her ><. After that I was no longer welcome in her household. hahahaha

Truth be told, I'd do the same thing she did. I'm not here to judge, but shitting in someone's bed while they're in the bed is pretty rank. Makes a nice story, though, so you got that goin' for you.