EPTOne-Line Confessions - Page 80
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Inkarnate
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Chairman Ray
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Irrelevant
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NuKedUFirst
Canada3139 Posts
 When i woke up they were talking shit about me.-I prefer my cat to IRL friends because of their intelligence level. -I want to be the next Boxer (loljk)I'll settle for progamer though. -I don't like going places. SC > All. | ||
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Half
United States2554 Posts
T_T | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On August 12 2010 01:10 Chairman Ray wrote: I'm posting from work I've been trolling this thread all day at work today. | ||
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
On August 12 2010 01:13 Irrelevant wrote: When I get really drunk I like to watch fat chic porn because their massive titties look like soft pillows for me to sleep on. There's skinny girls with massive titties too? I have news for you... | ||
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DwmC_Foefen
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ThunderGod
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JunZ
United States314 Posts
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AndyBear
Canada132 Posts
Sounds like I was with some pretty selfish women but theres more to the story then that. But yup ^^ | ||
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Noev
United States1105 Posts
On August 12 2010 01:31 DwmC_Foefen wrote: In the morning I get really fucking pissed at everything until I drink a glass of milk. I do the same thing i just love milk so much it just makes everything better relaxes my nerves | ||
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JunZ
United States314 Posts
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ThunderGod
New Zealand897 Posts
Must be a cultural thing... | ||
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groms
Canada1017 Posts
Is it weird that I never cry in other movies? ^^ | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
On August 11 2010 23:12 Wire wrote: Personally looking back on this this is hilarious, though not a one-liner. I share it anyway so enjoy: When I was about 10 I was riding my bike around the neighborhood, which was shaped in an oval with a pretty steep slope. I rode to the top of the slope and started to go down, letting go of the handle bars like little kids do when they think they're cool. At this point I thought I'd one-up myself by standing up and closing my eyes. ...holy fuck. I did the exact same thing when I was 10 or 11. Bailed sooo fucking hardcore, had gravel lodged in my arms, and the sad thing is that even though I was only a block away from home (I was biking to school), I walked the rest of the way and sat in class for an hour before the teacher noticed I was bleeding all over the floor. I still have scars from that all the way up my left arm. | ||
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Lovin
Denmark812 Posts
Same here, Man... Same here.. | ||
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Archas
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Frumsan
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Corbie
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