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Inkarnate
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada840 Posts
August 11 2010 14:13 GMT
#1581
I play random and feel relieved when I get terran.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 11 2010 16:10 GMT
#1582
I'm posting from work
Irrelevant
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2364 Posts
August 11 2010 16:13 GMT
#1583
When I get really drunk I like to watch fat chic porn because their massive titties look like soft pillows for me to sleep on.
NuKedUFirst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada3139 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 16:45:47
August 11 2010 16:17 GMT
#1584
-I got really drunk at a party and made out with a fat chick.. so I hear, don't actually remember ... When i woke up they were talking shit about me.

-I prefer my cat to IRL friends because of their intelligence level.

-I want to be the next Boxer (loljk)I'll settle for progamer though.

-I don't like going places. SC > All.
FrostedMiniWeet wrote: I like winning because it validates all the bloody time I waste playing SC2.
Half
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2554 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 16:19:26
August 11 2010 16:18 GMT
#1585
I've delayed going/not gone to parties/outing with friends to finish arguing with people on the internet.

T_T
Too Busy to Troll!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
August 11 2010 16:19 GMT
#1586
On August 12 2010 01:10 Chairman Ray wrote:
I'm posting from work


I've been trolling this thread all day at work today.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
August 11 2010 16:26 GMT
#1587
On August 12 2010 01:13 Irrelevant wrote:
When I get really drunk I like to watch fat chic porn because their massive titties look like soft pillows for me to sleep on.


There's skinny girls with massive titties too?

I have news for you...
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
August 11 2010 16:31 GMT
#1588
In the morning I get really fucking pissed at everything until I drink a glass of milk.
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
August 11 2010 16:42 GMT
#1589
I'm too scared to ladder once I run out of bonus points.
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
JunZ
Profile Joined June 2010
United States314 Posts
August 11 2010 16:46 GMT
#1590
I didn't play mulitplayer the first week of SC2.
AndyBear
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada132 Posts
August 11 2010 16:53 GMT
#1591
I've done everything to a woman (minus sex) but have never received anything myself. (no bj/hj ect.).

Sounds like I was with some pretty selfish women but theres more to the story then that. But yup ^^
Noev
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1105 Posts
August 11 2010 17:05 GMT
#1592
On August 12 2010 01:31 DwmC_Foefen wrote:
In the morning I get really fucking pissed at everything until I drink a glass of milk.


I do the same thing i just love milk so much it just makes everything better relaxes my nerves
JunZ
Profile Joined June 2010
United States314 Posts
August 11 2010 17:13 GMT
#1593
^ me too =)
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
August 11 2010 17:19 GMT
#1594
Wtf is with drinking milk straight? Our country relies hugely on the dairy industry and milk is readily available yet I've never met anyone who does this.
Must be a cultural thing...
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
groms
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1017 Posts
August 11 2010 17:44 GMT
#1595
Whenever I watch a movie and an animal dies I cry.

Is it weird that I never cry in other movies? ^^
I have a recurring dream that I'm running away from a terran player but the marauders keep slowing me down. - Artosis
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
August 11 2010 17:46 GMT
#1596
On August 11 2010 23:12 Wire wrote:
Personally looking back on this this is hilarious, though not a one-liner. I share it anyway so enjoy:

When I was about 10 I was riding my bike around the neighborhood, which was shaped in an oval with a pretty steep slope. I rode to the top of the slope and started to go down, letting go of the handle bars like little kids do when they think they're cool. At this point I thought I'd one-up myself by standing up and closing my eyes.


...holy fuck. I did the exact same thing when I was 10 or 11. Bailed sooo fucking hardcore, had gravel lodged in my arms, and the sad thing is that even though I was only a block away from home (I was biking to school), I walked the rest of the way and sat in class for an hour before the teacher noticed I was bleeding all over the floor. I still have scars from that all the way up my left arm.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 17:51:58
August 11 2010 17:51 GMT
#1597
On August 11 2010 18:19 rockon1215 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 17:25 arb wrote:
On August 11 2010 15:32 Malgrif wrote:
sometimes i pee in my sink while i brush my teeth

gross dude
thats like worse than pissing in the shower

I piss in the shower every time

Same here, Man... Same here..
AKA SuddenSalad
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
August 11 2010 17:56 GMT
#1598
I just finished watching the first 9 episodes of the Clannad anime, and I was in tears at the end. It was so sad... and I don't even cry. I didn't even give a shit when Bambi's mother died; I was just like "Fuck you, now the woodland creatures can have some venison". But this... this stuff was powerful.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Frumsan
Profile Joined September 2008
Sweden117 Posts
August 11 2010 17:59 GMT
#1599
I make grimaces everytime I'm looking in a mirror and noone is around.
"The best counter to anything in Starcraft is to go fuckin' kill him." - Day[9]
Corbie
Profile Joined June 2010
United States65 Posts
August 11 2010 18:13 GMT
#1600
I have no athletic ability... In second grade I threw a rock at a tree during recess and hit a school window. That alone wouldn't have been too bad, except the window was at an 70 degree angle to the tree.
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