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aTnClouD
Italy2428 Posts
On August 11 2010 19:53 love1another wrote: Do I make you unbelievably nervous and uncomfortable? Given you could be stupid and superficial enough to make me nervous and uncomfortable you are not in front of me, so you don't. | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On August 11 2010 20:03 iG.ClouD wrote: Given you could be stupid and superficial enough to make me nervous and uncomfortable you are not in front of me, so you don't. When I read insulting things on the internet, I cry in real life. | ||
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
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Whole
United States6046 Posts
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On August 11 2010 20:10 Whole wrote: I masturbated in the bathrooms of my Middle School in 8th grade. I post comments on TL even when I have very little to say just to increase my post count. | ||
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Misanthrope
United States924 Posts
Twisted, eh? | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On August 11 2010 20:19 Misanthrope wrote: One time in high school I left class to go to the bathroom. I had to poo reeeeaaaally bad. I ran, and right as I pulled down my pants over the toilet, my ass sploded poo everywhere. It got all over my pants and boxers, and I mean all over. The gym class I was in at the time was outside, and my gym teacher kept clothes in his office. I snuck over and stole his shorts. Then I went to the office claiming I had the flu, forcing myself to puke by sticking my finger in my throat when they weren't looking. I ended up going home to avoid the embarrassment of admitting I had to snag my teacher's shorts. I left my pants and boxers by the toilet. Later, the teacher said that whoever stole his shorts was gonna get in trouble for stealing them. I replaced them the next day after school, without washing them. The morning after, he was wearing them. I went totally commando in them. Twisted, eh? Lol. You just became my hero. | ||
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KinosJourney2
Sweden1811 Posts
Im anti-social, i hate people. I flame people for extremely dumb reason on some games. Whenever i face bad players on SC1/SC2 i don't finish them, i play around with them until they leave. When i play Phantom BGH on iccup i keep a document on my computer named Banlist.txt to keep track of people i don't want in my games(let's say i have over 50 people on it)  Even though i | ||
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Nazarene
Denmark996 Posts
On August 11 2010 20:19 Misanthrope wrote: One time in high school I left class to go to the bathroom. I had to poo reeeeaaaally bad. I ran, and right as I pulled down my pants over the toilet, my ass sploded poo everywhere. It got all over my pants and boxers, and I mean all over. The gym class I was in at the time was outside, and my gym teacher kept clothes in his office. I snuck over and stole his shorts. Then I went to the office claiming I had the flu, forcing myself to puke by sticking my finger in my throat when they weren't looking. I ended up going home to avoid the embarrassment of admitting I had to snag my teacher's shorts. I left my pants and boxers by the toilet. Later, the teacher said that whoever stole his shorts was gonna get in trouble for stealing them. I replaced them the next day after school, without washing them. The morning after, he was wearing them. I went totally commando in them. Twisted, eh? If I wasn't sitting at work I would've LOL'ed at this!! Awesome awesome story | ||
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KrAzYfoOL
Australia3037 Posts
On August 11 2010 20:19 Misanthrope wrote: One time in high school I left class to go to the bathroom. I had to poo reeeeaaaally bad. I ran, and right as I pulled down my pants over the toilet, my ass sploded poo everywhere. It got all over my pants and boxers, and I mean all over. The gym class I was in at the time was outside, and my gym teacher kept clothes in his office. I snuck over and stole his shorts. Then I went to the office claiming I had the flu, forcing myself to puke by sticking my finger in my throat when they weren't looking. I ended up going home to avoid the embarrassment of admitting I had to snag my teacher's shorts. I left my pants and boxers by the toilet. Later, the teacher said that whoever stole his shorts was gonna get in trouble for stealing them. I replaced them the next day after school, without washing them. The morning after, he was wearing them. I went totally commando in them. Twisted, eh? hahahahah awesome | ||
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Jaw
United States274 Posts
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DISHU
United Kingdom348 Posts
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maneatingshoe
Canada484 Posts
I failed the same class two semesters in a row I'm a guy, I was anorexic for a few months | ||
DivinO
United States4796 Posts
On August 11 2010 21:02 jaw wrote: i have a lingerie fetish. This is one-line confessions, not facts. | ||
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eSen1a
Australia1058 Posts
On August 11 2010 18:14 7mk wrote: lol that's not even a reason to be upset. I'd rather have that than my sister fucking a bunch of strangers. lol i dont really care about that anymore, i dont talk to her beacuse shes a dumb whore who just uses people for money/drugs whatever i dont want to be involved with her, one of those people who just leaches off you ya know | ||
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ohlala
Germany232 Posts
also i hate contemporary art while secretly imagining a life as an artist i tell people that there is no such thing as talent, while i consider myself rather gifted i am contradictory | ||
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XeliN
United Kingdom1755 Posts
He means he wears them. | ||
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XeliN
United Kingdom1755 Posts
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Wire
United States494 Posts
When I was about 10 I was riding my bike around the neighborhood, which was shaped in an oval with a pretty steep slope. I rode to the top of the slope and started to go down, letting go of the handle bars like little kids do when they think they're cool. At this point I thought I'd one-up myself by standing up and closing my eyes. At this moment I crashed my bike into a parked car (the bike obviously skewed off to one side), ramming my head into one of the tail lights of the car, instantly shattering it and setting off the alarm. Thank god I was wearing a helmet and was only mildly disoriented. I picked up my bike and ran as fast as I could back to my house, threw the bike in the backyard with a drape over it, ran up to my room, locked the door, and waited for the cops to come find me. I sat in that room for about 4 hrs. No cops ever came. | ||
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WniO
United States2706 Posts
i like a girl whos 16 and im almost 21. + Show Spoiler + thats not too bad right? i havent had a gf in 3 years... im very talented at art and such but always lose interest no matter what im doing so in the end i never really finish anything. i also hate the beatles. | ||
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