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aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
August 11 2010 11:03 GMT
#1561
On August 11 2010 19:53 love1another wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 19:50 iG.ClouD wrote:
Whenever I am surrounded by stupid people I rather just stare a point of a wall or the sky for hours than speaking to them because they make me unbelievably nervous and uncomfortable.

Do I make you unbelievably nervous and uncomfortable?

Given you could be stupid and superficial enough to make me nervous and uncomfortable you are not in front of me, so you don't.
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
August 11 2010 11:05 GMT
#1562
On August 11 2010 20:03 iG.ClouD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 19:53 love1another wrote:
On August 11 2010 19:50 iG.ClouD wrote:
Whenever I am surrounded by stupid people I rather just stare a point of a wall or the sky for hours than speaking to them because they make me unbelievably nervous and uncomfortable.

Do I make you unbelievably nervous and uncomfortable?

Given you could be stupid and superficial enough to make me nervous and uncomfortable you are not in front of me, so you don't.

When I read insulting things on the internet, I cry in real life.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 11 2010 11:08 GMT
#1563
im considering laser hair removal but also need a new pc
HEY MEYT
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
August 11 2010 11:10 GMT
#1564
I masturbated in the bathrooms of my Middle School in 8th grade.
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
August 11 2010 11:17 GMT
#1565
On August 11 2010 20:10 Whole wrote:
I masturbated in the bathrooms of my Middle School in 8th grade.

I post comments on TL even when I have very little to say just to increase my post count.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Misanthrope
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States924 Posts
August 11 2010 11:19 GMT
#1566
One time in high school I left class to go to the bathroom. I had to poo reeeeaaaally bad. I ran, and right as I pulled down my pants over the toilet, my ass sploded poo everywhere. It got all over my pants and boxers, and I mean all over. The gym class I was in at the time was outside, and my gym teacher kept clothes in his office. I snuck over and stole his shorts. Then I went to the office claiming I had the flu, forcing myself to puke by sticking my finger in my throat when they weren't looking. I ended up going home to avoid the embarrassment of admitting I had to snag my teacher's shorts. I left my pants and boxers by the toilet. Later, the teacher said that whoever stole his shorts was gonna get in trouble for stealing them. I replaced them the next day after school, without washing them. The morning after, he was wearing them. I went totally commando in them.

Twisted, eh?
Resolve to perform what you ought. Perform without fail what you resolve. - Benjamin Franklin
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
August 11 2010 11:20 GMT
#1567
On August 11 2010 20:19 Misanthrope wrote:
One time in high school I left class to go to the bathroom. I had to poo reeeeaaaally bad. I ran, and right as I pulled down my pants over the toilet, my ass sploded poo everywhere. It got all over my pants and boxers, and I mean all over. The gym class I was in at the time was outside, and my gym teacher kept clothes in his office. I snuck over and stole his shorts. Then I went to the office claiming I had the flu, forcing myself to puke by sticking my finger in my throat when they weren't looking. I ended up going home to avoid the embarrassment of admitting I had to snag my teacher's shorts. I left my pants and boxers by the toilet. Later, the teacher said that whoever stole his shorts was gonna get in trouble for stealing them. I replaced them the next day after school, without washing them. The morning after, he was wearing them. I went totally commando in them.

Twisted, eh?

Lol. You just became my hero.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
August 11 2010 11:25 GMT
#1568
I have bad dental hygiene.

Im anti-social, i hate people.

I flame people for extremely dumb reason on some games.

Whenever i face bad players on SC1/SC2 i don't finish them, i play around with them until they leave.

When i play Phantom BGH on iccup i keep a document on my computer named Banlist.txt to keep track of people i don't want in my games(let's say i have over 50 people on it)

Even though i am was a regular hoster of Phantom games i leave the game instantly if i become the Phantom myself.
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
August 11 2010 11:25 GMT
#1569
On August 11 2010 20:19 Misanthrope wrote:
One time in high school I left class to go to the bathroom. I had to poo reeeeaaaally bad. I ran, and right as I pulled down my pants over the toilet, my ass sploded poo everywhere. It got all over my pants and boxers, and I mean all over. The gym class I was in at the time was outside, and my gym teacher kept clothes in his office. I snuck over and stole his shorts. Then I went to the office claiming I had the flu, forcing myself to puke by sticking my finger in my throat when they weren't looking. I ended up going home to avoid the embarrassment of admitting I had to snag my teacher's shorts. I left my pants and boxers by the toilet. Later, the teacher said that whoever stole his shorts was gonna get in trouble for stealing them. I replaced them the next day after school, without washing them. The morning after, he was wearing them. I went totally commando in them.

Twisted, eh?

If I wasn't sitting at work I would've LOL'ed at this!! Awesome awesome story
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
August 11 2010 11:31 GMT
#1570
On August 11 2010 20:19 Misanthrope wrote:
One time in high school I left class to go to the bathroom. I had to poo reeeeaaaally bad. I ran, and right as I pulled down my pants over the toilet, my ass sploded poo everywhere. It got all over my pants and boxers, and I mean all over. The gym class I was in at the time was outside, and my gym teacher kept clothes in his office. I snuck over and stole his shorts. Then I went to the office claiming I had the flu, forcing myself to puke by sticking my finger in my throat when they weren't looking. I ended up going home to avoid the embarrassment of admitting I had to snag my teacher's shorts. I left my pants and boxers by the toilet. Later, the teacher said that whoever stole his shorts was gonna get in trouble for stealing them. I replaced them the next day after school, without washing them. The morning after, he was wearing them. I went totally commando in them.

Twisted, eh?


hahahahah awesome
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Jaw
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States274 Posts
August 11 2010 12:02 GMT
#1571
i have a lingerie fetish.
DISHU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom348 Posts
August 11 2010 12:22 GMT
#1572
i posted a one line sentence to get my post count up.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. But what are timeflies and why do they like an arrow?
maneatingshoe
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada484 Posts
August 11 2010 13:20 GMT
#1573
In the past year I have watched 75 percent of pro BW games, and only played about 20 games myself

I failed the same class two semesters in a row

I'm a guy, I was anorexic for a few months
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
August 11 2010 13:39 GMT
#1574
On August 11 2010 21:02 jaw wrote:
i have a lingerie fetish.


This is one-line confessions, not facts.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
eSen1a
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1058 Posts
August 11 2010 13:53 GMT
#1575
On August 11 2010 18:14 7mk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 14:54 eSen1a wrote:
told my sister one day i was going to kill her after she fucked my best friend 3 years ago, i ofc love her and would never hurt her but i was so furious at her... i still don't talk to her though


lol that's not even a reason to be upset. I'd rather have that than my sister fucking a bunch of strangers.


lol i dont really care about that anymore, i dont talk to her beacuse shes a dumb whore who just uses people for money/drugs whatever i dont want to be involved with her, one of those people who just leaches off you ya know
ohlala
Profile Joined October 2007
Germany232 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 14:11:59
August 11 2010 13:55 GMT
#1576
i rarely reply because it makes me feel stupid

also i hate contemporary art while secretly imagining a life as an artist

i tell people that there is no such thing as talent, while i consider myself rather gifted

i am contradictory
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
August 11 2010 14:01 GMT
#1577
On August 11 2010 22:39 DivinO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 21:02 jaw wrote:
i have a lingerie fetish.


This is one-line confessions, not facts.


He means he wears them.
Adonai bless
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
August 11 2010 14:06 GMT
#1578
I fairly regularly steal innocuous items such as food, drinks, or anything relatively small that I might have some need for.
Adonai bless
Wire
Profile Joined July 2009
United States494 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 14:17:21
August 11 2010 14:12 GMT
#1579
Personally looking back on this this is hilarious, though not a one-liner. I share it anyway so enjoy:

When I was about 10 I was riding my bike around the neighborhood, which was shaped in an oval with a pretty steep slope. I rode to the top of the slope and started to go down, letting go of the handle bars like little kids do when they think they're cool. At this point I thought I'd one-up myself by standing up and closing my eyes. At this moment I crashed my bike into a parked car (the bike obviously skewed off to one side), ramming my head into one of the tail lights of the car, instantly shattering it and setting off the alarm. Thank god I was wearing a helmet and was only mildly disoriented. I picked up my bike and ran as fast as I could back to my house, threw the bike in the backyard with a drape over it, ran up to my room, locked the door, and waited for the cops to come find me.

I sat in that room for about 4 hrs. No cops ever came.
"You sacced your ovie, which is great, but then you didn't watch it die, which is bad :("
WniO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2706 Posts
August 11 2010 14:13 GMT
#1580
i lose shit all the time. on a daily basis.
i like a girl whos 16 and im almost 21. + Show Spoiler +
thats not too bad right?

i havent had a gf in 3 years...
im very talented at art and such but always lose interest no matter what im doing so in the end i never really finish anything.
i also hate the beatles.
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