EPTended up going to the emergency room and getting operated on. The doctor called my operation "scrotal exploration".
My balls recovered in 6-8 weeks.
I now use this story for pity / attention =)
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ended up going to the emergency room and getting operated on. The doctor called my operation "scrotal exploration". My balls recovered in 6-8 weeks. I now use this story for pity / attention =) | ||
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The third time we did it, a crippled man opened the door. I asked for a glass of water, and while he was in his kitchen, we panicked and ran away. I hated myself after this. | ||
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Even know i pretend i dont know/havent played basketball at all.It was the worst thing i have done in my life. | ||
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On August 11 2010 14:54 eSen1a wrote: told my sister one day i was going to kill her after she fucked my best friend 3 years ago, i ofc love her and would never hurt her but i was so furious at her... i still don't talk to her though thats not worth ending a relationship with a family member over. you should call her. | ||
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On August 11 2010 13:54 threehundred wrote: I got home drunk one night and fucked my dog by accident By accident? How? | ||
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On August 11 2010 17:18 FaZe wrote: When I was in kindergarden, a kid in my class brought some ribbon to school that he got for participation in some bullshit. He was obnoxiously showing off with his ribbon the entire day, until I grabbed it from him and threw it down the sewer. I only did it because I was jealous, I wanted a goddamn ribbon. Ahh those school stories, I was a pretty bad bully too. I remember giving some kid a bloody nose just because I felt like it, well actually the kid was a nuisance, you know those type. | ||
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