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Nairul
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States262 Posts
August 11 2010 06:31 GMT
#1521
During gym class in highschool I got accidentally kneed in the balls while playing european handball.

ended up going to the emergency room and getting operated on. The doctor called my operation "scrotal exploration".

My balls recovered in 6-8 weeks.

I now use this story for pity / attention =)

Malgrif
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1095 Posts
August 11 2010 06:32 GMT
#1522
sometimes i pee in my sink while i brush my teeth
for there to be pro there has to be noob.
Dropsonic
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United Kingdom36 Posts
August 11 2010 06:32 GMT
#1523
This one time, me and 2 friends decided to prank some people, by ringing their doorbell and asking for a glass of water.

The third time we did it, a crippled man opened the door. I asked for a glass of water, and while he was in his kitchen, we panicked and ran away.
I hated myself after this.
DiTH
Profile Joined March 2010
Greece116 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 06:39:20
August 11 2010 06:38 GMT
#1524
I played basketball when i was really young like 8 years old(basically 7 and half but i win a year cause im born in March but anyway) and i hated one kid so much.He was picking on me all the time so on 1 training session i put my foot where he was landing and he broke his ankle i stopped playing basketball and never talked about it with anyone again ever.
Even know i pretend i dont know/havent played basketball at all.It was the worst thing i have done in my life.
Nahema
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany54 Posts
August 11 2010 06:46 GMT
#1525
i just mass HT "rushed" some poor dude who told me he was bronze (why the fuck would bnet match a bronze player vs a diamond player?) he died slowly and painfully i felt ashamed
e^(i*pi)+1=0 pure beauty
FecalFrown
Profile Joined June 2010
215 Posts
August 11 2010 07:07 GMT
#1526
On August 11 2010 14:54 eSen1a wrote:
told my sister one day i was going to kill her after she fucked my best friend 3 years ago, i ofc love her and would never hurt her but i was so furious at her... i still don't talk to her though


thats not worth ending a relationship with a family member over. you should call her.
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
August 11 2010 07:09 GMT
#1527
i just wish someone would buy my stuff online without lowballing me so that i can pay off my student loan issue so that i can return to school in september.
HTX
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany265 Posts
August 11 2010 07:18 GMT
#1528
On August 11 2010 13:54 threehundred wrote:
I got home drunk one night and fucked my dog by accident


By accident? How?
The internet: a horrible collective liar
TheMunkey
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada470 Posts
August 11 2010 07:25 GMT
#1529
I came by to say this line.
Never give up
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
August 11 2010 07:54 GMT
#1530
I have a deep obsession.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
swanized
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada2480 Posts
August 11 2010 08:01 GMT
#1531
I'm bad at starcraft
Writer
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
August 11 2010 08:07 GMT
#1532
On August 11 2010 16:54 flamewheel wrote:
I have a deep obsession.


for what?
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Anxiety
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States650 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 08:12:53
August 11 2010 08:12 GMT
#1533
On August 11 2010 17:07 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 16:54 flamewheel wrote:
I have a deep obsession.


for what?


obviously Starcraft/TeamLiquid

EDIT: Epik quotes.
FaZe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada472 Posts
August 11 2010 08:18 GMT
#1534
When I was in kindergarden, a kid in my class brought some ribbon to school that he got for participation in some bullshit. He was obnoxiously showing off with his ribbon the entire day, until I grabbed it from him and threw it down the sewer. I only did it because I was jealous, I wanted a goddamn ribbon.
"Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none."
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
August 11 2010 08:23 GMT
#1535
I haven't been the same since the first time I made her bruise.
Deleted User 47542
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1484 Posts
August 11 2010 08:25 GMT
#1536
I touch myself at night.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
August 11 2010 08:25 GMT
#1537
On August 11 2010 15:32 Malgrif wrote:
sometimes i pee in my sink while i brush my teeth

gross dude
thats like worse than pissing in the shower
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
FireGuyX
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1712 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 08:40:22
August 11 2010 08:34 GMT
#1538
On August 11 2010 17:18 FaZe wrote:
When I was in kindergarden, a kid in my class brought some ribbon to school that he got for participation in some bullshit. He was obnoxiously showing off with his ribbon the entire day, until I grabbed it from him and threw it down the sewer. I only did it because I was jealous, I wanted a goddamn ribbon.



Ahh those school stories, I was a pretty bad bully too. I remember giving some kid a bloody nose just because I felt like it, well actually the kid was a nuisance, you know those type.
Flash, ForGG, and Movie fan.
FireGuyX
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1712 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 08:37:15
August 11 2010 08:36 GMT
#1539
Flash, ForGG, and Movie fan.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 11 2010 08:44 GMT
#1540
i go into the boys toilets sometimes, and i dont go in there to take a slash

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