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Goatlust
Profile Joined August 2009
Australia131 Posts
August 11 2010 03:08 GMT
#1481
I have 3000+ posts on gamereplays.org
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
August 11 2010 03:20 GMT
#1482
On August 11 2010 12:08 Goatlust wrote:
I have 3000+ posts on gamereplays.org


isnt that some wc3 site? that is indeed a confession
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
August 11 2010 03:30 GMT
#1483
i've never had a girlfriend.
Asdkmoga
Profile Joined May 2010
United States496 Posts
August 11 2010 03:32 GMT
#1484
i wish i was a fraction as clever as some people on /b/, from what ive seen anyways, only been on there a couple times, and couldnt go back since half the posts are porn, and my brothers computers are next to mine.

you have to admit, some of the screen shots out there are insanely funny.
"Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action and over 600 is clearly the work of an ancient Sumerian demon or some shit."
TuElite
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2123 Posts
August 11 2010 03:33 GMT
#1485
I have terrible control over my emotions and mental state. I tilt off like crazy and punch through walls.
Always Smile - Jung Nicole - Follow Nicole on Twitter @_911007 and me @TuElite
houck
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom102 Posts
August 11 2010 03:35 GMT
#1486
I used BM like a girl if I lost to cheese
"If I don't lose! I'll win!" - Trump
BlackMesa
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Kenya338 Posts
August 11 2010 03:36 GMT
#1487
Whenever I am in an argument, if it gets really heated I will start tearing up even though I'm not sad at all. Hard to prove your point when you look like you're crying like a baby.
Need a Light
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
August 11 2010 03:42 GMT
#1488
- I have over 8000 wc3 replays.

- Over 2000 of those are my 2v2 from only the last year.

- When I was 17 and worked in a motel/restaurant, I had sex in the change-rooms with my GF (who also worked there) countless times. No one ever knew.

- I crapped myself when I thought I had gotten my ex's best friend pregnant. Scariest 7 weeks of my life (she had just completely missed her period that month).
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
August 11 2010 03:51 GMT
#1489
my name is boxxy and...
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
August 11 2010 04:02 GMT
#1490
On August 11 2010 12:42 MaReK wrote:
- When I was 17 and worked in a motel/restaurant, I had sex in the change-rooms with my GF (who also worked there) countless times. No one ever knew.

All your coworkers knew. That shit is pretty obvious.
My strategy is to fork people.
XazXio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States356 Posts
August 11 2010 04:10 GMT
#1491
when i was 7 my male teenage baby sitter raped me several time...
How does food become poo?
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
August 11 2010 04:11 GMT
#1492
On August 11 2010 13:10 XazXio wrote:
when i was 7 my male teenage baby sitter raped me several time...


Wow, you're not trolling?
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
August 11 2010 04:16 GMT
#1493
On August 11 2010 13:10 XazXio wrote:
when i was 7 my male teenage baby sitter raped me several time...

Woah, and I thought my confession was something...better not be trolling.
saltywet
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Hong Kong1316 Posts
August 11 2010 04:17 GMT
#1494
On August 11 2010 12:42 MaReK wrote:
- I have over 8000 wc3 replays.

- Over 2000 of those are my 2v2 from only the last year.

- When I was 17 and worked in a motel/restaurant, I had sex in the change-rooms with my GF (who also worked there) countless times. No one ever knew.

- I crapped myself when I thought I had gotten my ex's best friend pregnant. Scariest 7 weeks of my life (she had just completely missed her period that month).


haha, i had 4000 starcraft replays last year in only 3 months worth of summer, including some 2-5 hour UMS games
XazXio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States356 Posts
August 11 2010 04:18 GMT
#1495
On August 11 2010 13:11 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 13:10 XazXio wrote:
when i was 7 my male teenage baby sitter raped me several time...


Wow, you're not trolling?


no im not trolling that actually happen... :=/
How does food become poo?
GunSlinger
Profile Joined June 2006
614 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 04:19:42
August 11 2010 04:19 GMT
#1496
One time my neighbor Carol was nosing around, so I had to rape and torture her before I killed her by strangulation. I let her body dissolve in my of vat acid.
Leeto
Profile Joined August 2007
United States1320 Posts
August 11 2010 04:19 GMT
#1497
I didn't brush my teeth this morning.
CCGaunt
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States417 Posts
August 11 2010 04:20 GMT
#1498
I want the world to end.
Take me to Korea
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
August 11 2010 04:23 GMT
#1499
On August 11 2010 13:20 CCGaunt wrote:
I want the world to end.


hey hey easy now, that means I die
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Elegy
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1629 Posts
August 11 2010 04:26 GMT
#1500
On August 11 2010 12:08 Goatlust wrote:
I have 3000+ posts on gamereplays.org


i have ~12000
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