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Cleomenes
Profile Joined May 2010
United States138 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 18:16:05
August 11 2010 18:15 GMT
#1601
On August 11 2010 14:02 SageFantasma wrote:
I've liked a chick since I was in the 6th grade and I haven't had the balls to make even the smallest move on her. I'm going into Sophomore year in high-school. T_T

I'm thinking a lot of people hear would understand this quote, I know I do. But I don't even talk to my high school crush since I moved to college.

I could tell you to just ask her out, but I'm sure you've thought of that already.
FreezingAssassin
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States455 Posts
August 11 2010 18:16 GMT
#1602
On August 12 2010 02:51 Lovin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 18:19 rockon1215 wrote:
On August 11 2010 17:25 arb wrote:
On August 11 2010 15:32 Malgrif wrote:
sometimes i pee in my sink while i brush my teeth

gross dude
thats like worse than pissing in the shower

I piss in the shower every time

Same here, Man... Same here..


Yeaaa.. im also a shower pisser..
"I love when stupid stuff happens, it makes me look smart" - IdrA
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
August 11 2010 18:26 GMT
#1603
On August 12 2010 03:15 Cleomenes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 14:02 SageFantasma wrote:
I've liked a chick since I was in the 6th grade and I haven't had the balls to make even the smallest move on her. I'm going into Sophomore year in high-school. T_T

I'm thinking a lot of people hear would understand this quote, I know I do. But I don't even talk to my high school crush since I moved to college.

I could tell you to just ask her out, but I'm sure you've thought of that already.

I'm pretty good friends with most of the girls I had crushes on in High school. But then again, I was pretty good friends with most of the girls I had crushes on in High School before I had crushes on them.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Deleted User 76781
Profile Joined May 2010
101 Posts
August 11 2010 18:29 GMT
#1604
On August 11 2010 20:19 Misanthrope wrote:
One time in high school I left class to go to the bathroom. I had to poo reeeeaaaally bad. I ran, and right as I pulled down my pants over the toilet, my ass sploded poo everywhere. It got all over my pants and boxers, and I mean all over. The gym class I was in at the time was outside, and my gym teacher kept clothes in his office. I snuck over and stole his shorts. Then I went to the office claiming I had the flu, forcing myself to puke by sticking my finger in my throat when they weren't looking. I ended up going home to avoid the embarrassment of admitting I had to snag my teacher's shorts. I left my pants and boxers by the toilet. Later, the teacher said that whoever stole his shorts was gonna get in trouble for stealing them. I replaced them the next day after school, without washing them. The morning after, he was wearing them. I went totally commando in them.

Twisted, eh?

LOLLOLOLOL One of the best things I've read in this around 80 page thread. Did you tell anyone besides the entire TL that story?
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
August 11 2010 18:32 GMT
#1605
On August 11 2010 11:07 blahman3344 wrote:
I hate big egos. Every time I see someone irl with a big ego, or acting extremely cocky, It boils my blood.

ahh i hate them too. if i see someone acting arrogant or cocky, i seriously get a big need to shut them down and laugh at their failure for acting arrogant/cocky and i'll talk as much massive shit as i can. of course this doesn't always happen, because people tend to act cocky a lot, but if i read that they are doing it just to be a dick, i will shut them down
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
August 11 2010 18:36 GMT
#1606
I've never had a wet dream.

Discovered too young.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
August 11 2010 18:43 GMT
#1607
On August 11 2010 17:12 AnxietE wrote:
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On August 11 2010 17:07 Zoler wrote:
On August 11 2010 16:54 flamewheel wrote:
I have a deep obsession.


for what?


obviously Starcraft/TeamLiquid

EDIT: Epik quotes.

Starcraft and other Korean stuffs?
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
R2D2C3PO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada105 Posts
August 11 2010 18:50 GMT
#1608
I only trim the left side of my pubes... The pubes on the right side are almost 4 inches...
mptj
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States485 Posts
August 11 2010 18:54 GMT
#1609
I've wanted to break up with my girlfriend for a month and haven't been able to do it cuz she rly likes me FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU she got uglier, i swear to god
"Only the Good Die Young"
Cleomenes
Profile Joined May 2010
United States138 Posts
August 11 2010 19:03 GMT
#1610
On August 12 2010 03:54 mptj wrote:
I've wanted to break up with my girlfriend for a month and haven't been able to do it cuz she rly likes me FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU she got uglier, i swear to god

Just do it. Its not like you're going to just put up with her forever and marry her because you didn't want to hurt her feelings.
DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
August 11 2010 19:06 GMT
#1611
I'm 22 and have never driven a car.

I smoke weed every time I lose a ladder match to overcome my gamer rage. Which leads to more losing.
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
August 11 2010 19:08 GMT
#1612
On August 12 2010 03:54 mptj wrote:
I've wanted to break up with my girlfriend for a month and haven't been able to do it cuz she rly likes me FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU she got uglier, i swear to god


Break up with her you coward

When I was younger my dad got me a limited edition barbie doll for my birthday but I apparently ignored it in favor of my brother's ninja turtle set.
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
August 11 2010 19:13 GMT
#1613
On August 12 2010 04:08 Smix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2010 03:54 mptj wrote:
I've wanted to break up with my girlfriend for a month and haven't been able to do it cuz she rly likes me FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU she got uglier, i swear to god


Break up with her you coward

When I was younger my dad got me a limited edition barbie doll for my birthday but I apparently ignored it in favor of my brother's ninja turtle set.

Did you dad realize you were not a girly girl after that incident?
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
August 11 2010 19:17 GMT
#1614
Lmfao Smix is awesome.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Dance.
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States389 Posts
August 11 2010 19:20 GMT
#1615
Ummm well, when I was younger, I skipped summer school to go to this hobby shop. They had warhammer there and they had a huge army box of orcs (proabably worth $300), I took it and placed it outside the back door, went out the front, went around and took it. I was like 13

I'm so ahamed.....

+ Show Spoiler +
that i ever played Warhammer.
It is what it is...
FlashIsHigh
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States474 Posts
August 11 2010 19:23 GMT
#1616
On August 12 2010 04:06 DoubleZee wrote:
I'm 22 and have never driven a car.

I smoke weed every time I lose a ladder match to overcome my gamer rage. Which leads to more losing.


Ahaha thats hilarious, smoke weed everytime before I play a ladder match, I ususally do good for like 4 games then my multitask goes to shit
KT Flash// WhiteRa/Scarlett/Naniwa/MC/Huk/Nony
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
August 11 2010 20:15 GMT
#1617
My parent's think I have an Asian fetish because I stay up to watch starcraft and listen to kpop occasionally, they're embarrassed
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
August 11 2010 20:29 GMT
#1618
I drive a tall pickup truck and tailgate people if they are slow. At night my headlights shine on their mirrors into their eyes.
Turn off the radio
NukeTheBunnys
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1004 Posts
August 11 2010 20:39 GMT
#1619
On August 12 2010 05:29 Zealotdriver wrote:
I drive a tall pickup truck and tailgate people if they are slow. At night my headlights shine on their mirrors into their eyes.


I hate you with a passion.

Also: when people tailgate me I slow down
When you play the game of drones you win or you die.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 20:43:20
August 11 2010 20:42 GMT
#1620
On August 12 2010 05:39 NukeTheBunnys wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2010 05:29 Zealotdriver wrote:
I drive a tall pickup truck and tailgate people if they are slow. At night my headlights shine on their mirrors into their eyes.


I hate you with a passion.

Also: when people tailgate me I slow down


I hope your truck explodes. Without you in it, of course, but definitely want it to explode. Why don't you just go around them instead of being a douche?

Just thinking about your truck annoys me, because I'm imagining it with Confederate flags, and stickers with stupid sayings like "GIT-R-DONE!" all over it. Maybe a "REDNECK" one too. Man those trucks are annoying.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
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