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On August 11 2010 14:02 SageFantasma wrote: I've liked a chick since I was in the 6th grade and I haven't had the balls to make even the smallest move on her. I'm going into Sophomore year in high-school. T_T I'm thinking a lot of people hear would understand this quote, I know I do. But I don't even talk to my high school crush since I moved to college.
I could tell you to just ask her out, but I'm sure you've thought of that already.
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On August 12 2010 02:51 Lovin wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2010 18:19 rockon1215 wrote:On August 11 2010 17:25 arb wrote:On August 11 2010 15:32 Malgrif wrote: sometimes i pee in my sink while i brush my teeth gross dude thats like worse than pissing in the shower I piss in the shower every time  Same here, Man... Same here..
Yeaaa.. im also a shower pisser..
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On August 12 2010 03:15 Cleomenes wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2010 14:02 SageFantasma wrote: I've liked a chick since I was in the 6th grade and I haven't had the balls to make even the smallest move on her. I'm going into Sophomore year in high-school. T_T I'm thinking a lot of people hear would understand this quote, I know I do. But I don't even talk to my high school crush since I moved to college. I could tell you to just ask her out, but I'm sure you've thought of that already. I'm pretty good friends with most of the girls I had crushes on in High school. But then again, I was pretty good friends with most of the girls I had crushes on in High School before I had crushes on them.
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On August 11 2010 20:19 Misanthrope wrote: One time in high school I left class to go to the bathroom. I had to poo reeeeaaaally bad. I ran, and right as I pulled down my pants over the toilet, my ass sploded poo everywhere. It got all over my pants and boxers, and I mean all over. The gym class I was in at the time was outside, and my gym teacher kept clothes in his office. I snuck over and stole his shorts. Then I went to the office claiming I had the flu, forcing myself to puke by sticking my finger in my throat when they weren't looking. I ended up going home to avoid the embarrassment of admitting I had to snag my teacher's shorts. I left my pants and boxers by the toilet. Later, the teacher said that whoever stole his shorts was gonna get in trouble for stealing them. I replaced them the next day after school, without washing them. The morning after, he was wearing them. I went totally commando in them.
Twisted, eh? LOLLOLOLOL One of the best things I've read in this around 80 page thread. Did you tell anyone besides the entire TL that story?
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On August 11 2010 11:07 blahman3344 wrote: I hate big egos. Every time I see someone irl with a big ego, or acting extremely cocky, It boils my blood. ahh i hate them too. if i see someone acting arrogant or cocky, i seriously get a big need to shut them down and laugh at their failure for acting arrogant/cocky and i'll talk as much massive shit as i can. of course this doesn't always happen, because people tend to act cocky a lot, but if i read that they are doing it just to be a dick, i will shut them down
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I've never had a wet dream.
Discovered too young.
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
On August 11 2010 17:12 AnxietE wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2010 17:07 Zoler wrote:On August 11 2010 16:54 flamewheel wrote: I have a deep obsession. for what? obviously Starcraft/TeamLiquid EDIT: Epik quotes. Starcraft and other Korean stuffs?
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I only trim the left side of my pubes... The pubes on the right side are almost 4 inches...
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I've wanted to break up with my girlfriend for a month and haven't been able to do it cuz she rly likes me FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU she got uglier, i swear to god
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On August 12 2010 03:54 mptj wrote:I've wanted to break up with my girlfriend for a month and haven't been able to do it cuz she rly likes me  FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU she got uglier, i swear to god Just do it. Its not like you're going to just put up with her forever and marry her because you didn't want to hurt her feelings.
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I'm 22 and have never driven a car.
I smoke weed every time I lose a ladder match to overcome my gamer rage. Which leads to more losing.
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Smix
United States4549 Posts
On August 12 2010 03:54 mptj wrote:I've wanted to break up with my girlfriend for a month and haven't been able to do it cuz she rly likes me  FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU she got uglier, i swear to god
Break up with her you coward
When I was younger my dad got me a limited edition barbie doll for my birthday but I apparently ignored it in favor of my brother's ninja turtle set.
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On August 12 2010 04:08 Smix wrote:Show nested quote +On August 12 2010 03:54 mptj wrote:I've wanted to break up with my girlfriend for a month and haven't been able to do it cuz she rly likes me  FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU she got uglier, i swear to god Break up with her you coward When I was younger my dad got me a limited edition barbie doll for my birthday but I apparently ignored it in favor of my brother's ninja turtle set. Did you dad realize you were not a girly girl after that incident?
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
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Ummm well, when I was younger, I skipped summer school to go to this hobby shop. They had warhammer there and they had a huge army box of orcs (proabably worth $300), I took it and placed it outside the back door, went out the front, went around and took it. I was like 13
I'm so ahamed.....
+ Show Spoiler +that i ever played Warhammer.
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On August 12 2010 04:06 DoubleZee wrote: I'm 22 and have never driven a car.
I smoke weed every time I lose a ladder match to overcome my gamer rage. Which leads to more losing.
Ahaha thats hilarious, smoke weed everytime before I play a ladder match, I ususally do good for like 4 games then my multitask goes to shit
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My parent's think I have an Asian fetish because I stay up to watch starcraft and listen to kpop occasionally, they're embarrassed
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I drive a tall pickup truck and tailgate people if they are slow. At night my headlights shine on their mirrors into their eyes.
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On August 12 2010 05:29 Zealotdriver wrote: I drive a tall pickup truck and tailgate people if they are slow. At night my headlights shine on their mirrors into their eyes.
I hate you with a passion.
Also: when people tailgate me I slow down
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On August 12 2010 05:39 NukeTheBunnys wrote:Show nested quote +On August 12 2010 05:29 Zealotdriver wrote: I drive a tall pickup truck and tailgate people if they are slow. At night my headlights shine on their mirrors into their eyes. I hate you with a passion. Also: when people tailgate me I slow down
I hope your truck explodes. Without you in it, of course, but definitely want it to explode. Why don't you just go around them instead of being a douche?
Just thinking about your truck annoys me, because I'm imagining it with Confederate flags, and stickers with stupid sayings like "GIT-R-DONE!" all over it. Maybe a "REDNECK" one too. Man those trucks are annoying.
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