This, roaches don't eat alot and are relatively harmless unless they enter an oriface. Get rid of the keyboard, but if you dont want to, do what they other guy said about submerging it.

NathanSC

United States620 Posts

September 22 2011 06:15 GMT

#22

Hygeine is the hard counter to roaches.

NeXiLe

Canada262 Posts

September 22 2011 06:21 GMT

#23

I have a feeling this isn't true. I hope I'm right D:

Psychobabas

2531 Posts

September 22 2011 06:23 GMT

#24

pictures please!

rebuffering

Canada2436 Posts

September 22 2011 06:23 GMT

#25

On September 22 2011 14:33 Bambipwnsu wrote:
Roaches hard-countering marauders.

..now I've seen it all...

Thats preety funny rofl so smart.

but really now, that keyboard regardless if it is still good or not, needs to go, things could just get worse over time, throw that shit out!

Tatari

United States1179 Posts

September 22 2011 06:27 GMT

#26

You'll have to get rid of the keyboard, like it or not. It's already infested by the cockroach, and they just won't die unless you get rid of their source and the roaches altogether.

UCD2

United States109 Posts

September 22 2011 06:29 GMT

#27

get a new keyboard and grow some plant that repel roaches

or make some colossus

marttorn

Norway5211 Posts

September 22 2011 06:30 GMT

#28

What in the actual fuck...

Cockroach in your keyboard?... Either parts of the US are more third-world than I thought, or you have bad hygiene, or you're just unlucky. I think all the good puns have already been used up as well, so I'm not gonna try. Sad thing is, even if you nuked your keyboard they'd still be there.

You could call the Immortal Exterminators though, they just got better I hear.

You know, cockroaches are fucking disgusting. And the idea of just sitting there, playing a game, splitting your marines or whatever, and suddenly this huge gross black things crawls up your arm...

Ugh, you just scarred me for life.

Nibbler89

884 Posts

September 22 2011 06:33 GMT

#29

On September 22 2011 15:30 marttorn wrote:
What in the actual fuck...

Cockroach in your keyboard?... Either parts of the US are more third-world than I thought, or you have bad hygiene, or you're just unlucky. I think all the good puns have already been used up as well, so I'm not gonna try. Sad thing is, even if you nuked your keyboard they'd still be there.

You could call the Immortal Exterminators though, they just got better I hear.

You know, cockroaches are fucking disgusting. And the idea of just sitting there, playing a game, splitting your marines or whatever, and suddenly this huge gross black things crawls up your arm...

Ugh, you just scarred me for life.

He says he lives in Hawaii and according to him they are everywhere.

Jawmare

Canada85 Posts

September 22 2011 06:40 GMT

#30

What I think you should do:

1. Get some Boric Acid Powder (They are really good at killing cockroaches)
2. Dust it between your keys
3. Leave it untouched for a few days
4. vacuum/use compressed air w/e to get all dirty stuff out of your keyboard

malignant

United States35 Posts

September 22 2011 06:41 GMT

#31

Why not simply unscrew the keyboard, open it up. Make sure you have anti-cockroach spray at hand before you finally open it. Kill the cockroaches and remove every trace of 'em before closing it back again. Perhaps you could fix some of your keys while you're at it.

nihlon

Sweden5581 Posts

September 22 2011 07:17 GMT

#32

I feel this was an attempt to get "How do I get this cock..." into the title list. Pics or it didn't happen.

storm44

1293 Posts

September 22 2011 07:20 GMT

#33

On September 22 2011 14:35 Medrea wrote:
The feck? Why do all your keys have sticky shit on them?

Happens sometimes when I miss the tissue paper

kevint

Denmark42 Posts

September 22 2011 07:32 GMT

#34

well you sead it had kids if there are to many roaches u gotta get more marauders so y buy a new keyboard

duk3

United States807 Posts

September 22 2011 08:01 GMT

#35

Get rid of the keyboard and then clean your house up if you can, of course it's Hawaii so it may be a lost cause.
Alternatively, just mash all your keys as fast and hard as possible to crush the cockroaches or make them run onto your arms

DERPDERP

Kyrgyzstan189 Posts

September 22 2011 08:05 GMT

#36

On September 22 2011 14:33 Bambipwnsu wrote:
Roaches hard-countering marauders.

GarlicPepper

United States563 Posts

September 22 2011 08:11 GMT

#37

into the dishwasher

Ju!cy

Austria82 Posts

September 22 2011 08:11 GMT

#38

lol seriously?
Put the keyboard into your shower or bathtub (if you have such things but after what I've read here i doubt it anyway..) and turn on the water. Secondly get rid of that keyboard, it's infected.