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btlVega Germany53 Posts September 22 2011 10:07 GMT #41 make a trail of sugar leading from your keyboard to your open door. watch the roaches follow the trail out the door. trollolol

Eufouria United Kingdom4425 Posts September 22 2011 10:19 GMT #42 Let the roaches keep breeding and macro up an army yourself. A maxed roach army doesn't beat anything.

RudePlague Great Britain113 Posts September 22 2011 10:23 GMT #43 You could probably get a hoover and suck them out. If not, take the keys off and do the same.

nam nam Sweden4672 Posts September 22 2011 10:30 GMT #44 It's a sign... start playing zerg.

omisa United States494 Posts September 22 2011 10:52 GMT #45 I believe the best route in this situation is to fight fire with fire. Spiders + Show Spoiler +

`dunedain 655 Posts September 22 2011 11:08 GMT #46 yea dude, that's fucked up. How the fuck did you allow roaches to breed inside your keyboard?? That's insane. Word of advice, get a new keyboard. ASAP!

Lysergic United States355 Posts September 22 2011 11:21 GMT #47 Did you try using concussive shells yet?

master beef United States21 Posts September 22 2011 11:23 GMT #48 burn it, with fire. its the only way.

Carapace Netherlands128 Posts September 22 2011 11:28 GMT #49 On September 22 2011 14:43 Nefariously wrote: take a picture Please do! Anyhow, if you have cockroaches inside your keyboard you need to clean your house, else they wont even be there. If you need to clean your house, that will mean there are many more bugs walking around inside your house.

LimeNade United States2125 Posts September 22 2011 11:37 GMT #50 ok ill give you some steps how to take care of this, 1) Buy gasoline 2) Take keyboard outside 3) Pour gasoline on keyboard 4) Throw a match on the keyboard and listen to all the hissing 5) Proceed to go back into house 6) Pour gasoline all over room, since most likely at this point your room is infested 7) Throw a match onto gasoline poured on carpet 8) Call fire department assuming you have gotten out of the house in time 9) Buy new keyboard

cari-kira Germany655 Posts September 22 2011 12:10 GMT #51 9/10 nice one

writer22816 United States5775 Posts September 22 2011 12:23 GMT #52 Pics or it never happened

Archie_Lewis Czech Republic87 Posts September 22 2011 12:31 GMT #53 Roaches in your keyboard will die of starvation eventualy. Then you can play withouth worries and listen to that gosu keyboard clicking noise when your keys crush they dry bodies

ArcticVanguard United States450 Posts September 22 2011 12:44 GMT #54 Build banshees, roaches can't shoot up.

ArhK France287 Posts September 22 2011 12:48 GMT #55 On September 22 2011 21:23 writer22816 wrote: Pics or it never happened This !

Masq Canada1792 Posts September 22 2011 12:52 GMT #56 this guy is clearly trolling..

repsac 91 Posts September 22 2011 12:55 GMT #57 put it in the dishwasher obv

ePdeLay Australia220 Posts September 22 2011 12:59 GMT #58 how the fk does a cockroach go between a keyboard lol, Obvious troll

Sbrubbles Brazil5776 Posts September 22 2011 13:04 GMT #59 Dude, the roaches cleaned up all the sticky stuff off your del, F12 and screen lock key! You should be happy!

wingweaver415 United States66 Posts September 22 2011 13:10 GMT #60 this is just too funny, Thanks for the early morning laugh!

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