The "Dark Side" Thread - Page 4

When I was in elementary school I had this female classmate who was kind of annoying, and one day I stood up in front of her, face to face, and yelled SHUT UUUP!!! (CALLATEEE!!!). Then she ran away crying.

There was this insanely ugly girl who had a huge crush on me, and when she told me so we had this conversation:
SHE: Hey you know I like you, so?
ME: I don't like you, sorry.
SHE: Is it because I'm ugly?
HE: Yes, yes it is.

When I get really pissed off, I go into bnet fastest games and proxy cannon behind newbs mineral patch. When they rage I spam "PROTOSS" over and over again :/

In primary school my cousin and I would go around stealing kids' yugioh cards (they were the fad back then). One time some kid younger than me who knew me was playing a match with another kid and he had a legit blue eyes white dragon. I told me cousin to distract everyone and then I put it inside my sock. The kid who knew me started freaking out and some kid pointed at me and said I took it. The kid said "Phil wouldn't take it! He's my friend!" I felt so bad LOL

I was fooling around on an xbox live halo match, and two guys got really mad and just complained about me the whole game. So then at the start of the next game with these same people, I get a "X has sent you a message" from someone else in the game. I figured it was another guy complaining/insulting me, so I went and shot him a bunch. Later that day, I come on and check my messages and his message was something like "Don't listen to those jerks" and I'm like aww I can't believe I shot him!!

SORRY GUY!

you know for the longest time i always hated news. He black-pmed me a couple of times politely noting how ignorant I was. I checked his posts a lot and a few of them were pretty bad. seeing what he did to those moles..... ugh. living in certain places doesn't justify it, so

I always saw news as the fat guy who sits behind his computer drinking beer on south park, never realizing that a) he had no life ad b) that the people he was fucking with hated his guts, and that they had a life too.

I get on xbox live at my friends house and while we play I day[j] scream into his headset and yell how noobish they are, even as they kill me. Being horrible console nerds they get über mad and hardcore rage.

Got wasted with a few buddies of mine when I was in highschool. Went to a theater in downtown toronto where we used to work to go see a movie(think it was transporter 2 or 3-don't remember too well). Got there really early and the theater was completely empty. I tell my buddy I'm gonna go take a leak but he's like "fuck that just do it here man no one will see" so all 4 of us just pissed all over a ton of seats. I mean I literally was shuffling down a full aisle and then back up another until I was completely drained. That movie wasn't funny at all but me and my friends laughed our asses off the whole fucking way through the movie. I mean we could see people dressed up out on a first date sitting in a piss-stained seat wondering wtf that smell was. It was fkin hilarious. In hindsight though it was a pretty shitty thing to do. Ah well.

Back in 2nd grade me and my friend were throwing the ball off the wall and stuff and this guy with no friends comes up and asks if he can play. I told him no and then said if you give me 5 bucks (and 5 bucks was fcking huge in 2nd grade) and the kid got his lunch money and gave it to me. My mom made me give it back though. D:

When I was a kid we had these little plastic guys that we collected and played with, "Gogos". Some might remember those. There were different kinds, and you had to buy them in the store. Just like Pokémon cards or w/e. Sometimes you would get these silver and gold Gogos in your packs, and they were like worth 10x regular ones. Well what I did was basically paint many of my regular Gogos with silver/gold paint, so they'd look rare. Then I traded them with a shitload of normal Gogos and got the biggest collection at my school. I was such a bamf back then!