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ch33psh33p
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
7650 Posts
January 31 2011 14:21 GMT
#301
On January 31 2011 23:17 pfods wrote:
I'm inclined to not believe 50% of what I'm reading in here anymore. It all sounds soooo embellished.


You think so because you coudln't really imagine yourself doing any of these things, but the reality is, most of this is probably true, minus an exaggeration here or there. People are fucked up; thats life.
secret - never again
pfods
Profile Joined September 2010
United States895 Posts
January 31 2011 14:22 GMT
#302
I'm not inclined to believe a bunch of internet nerds run around fucking up entire cities with impunity
PiRate647
Profile Joined January 2011
Belgium187 Posts
January 31 2011 14:28 GMT
#303
i actually get paid by the city to stay indoors and browse teamliquid so i dont destroy stuff.
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this is a lie

I once threw my pet turtle `speedy` down from the balcony as an infant
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not a lie, but she lived
"Who always takes a taxi, but never pays a fare?" - "Vegeta!?" ||||exclusively a fan of RET!! .... and perhaps ClouD !
DND_Enkil
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden598 Posts
January 31 2011 15:09 GMT
#304
Jesus fucking christ, i regret ever opening this thread...

Okay, reddit, "aww" and "lolcats" here i come, i need something cute to wipe the this off my mind.

Oh, and i guess i should post mine...

Dark
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When i was young me and my friends played cards for fun, i somethimes experimented with cheating. Never got caught but i sucked so bad at it it almost never helped...
"If you write about a sewing needle there is always some one-eyed bastard that gets offended" - Fritiof The Pirate Nilsson
dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
February 01 2011 05:51 GMT
#305
ppl getting so flustered / angry at other people's "immoral choices"

moral realism false + determinism ftw
i type teamliquid into the url subconsciously... all...the...time...
dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
February 01 2011 05:54 GMT
#306
On January 26 2011 14:39 doihy wrote:
Can a mod just close this thread? When i read the "abortion clinic thread" i was like "shit, i'm glad those kinds of people aren't common in our society", but here we have people feeding innocent moles to dogs, killing cats because they were annoyed, you animal-abusers are not far off from sticking a scissor into a baby's neck. (what happened in the abortion clinic thread).


LOL!

animal abuse = scissor into baby's neck

fucken peta
i type teamliquid into the url subconsciously... all...the...time...
dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
February 01 2011 06:32 GMT
#307
On January 29 2011 02:07 texasjoe1983 wrote:
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On January 29 2011 01:36 OPman wrote:
Darkest
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I hope 90% of humans die regardless of friends or family.


How very benevolent of you. Only a 90% global death rate? 100% of us will die one day.

Pretty Dark:
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In opposition to the Idiocracy effect, I support selected chemical sterilization of less intelligent members of society. Please stop these welfare queens from spawning a horde of thugs and unemployment benefit recipients.


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My little brother had a bb gun that was powered by pumping air pressure. It was recommended that no more than three pumps should be used, or else it would be dangerous. One day when I was about 12, we were playing on our little tree fort. I told him I was going to give him to the count of ten pumps on the bb gun to run away and I would try to shoot him. He had a tiny little black welp on his back that spread to stretch across his back over the course of a couple weeks... I was a sadistic little bastard.


TEXAS joe.
i type teamliquid into the url subconsciously... all...the...time...
.Aar
Profile Joined September 2010
2177 Posts
February 01 2011 06:42 GMT
#308
Darkest:
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I cheated all the time at heads up seven up in second grade.
now run into the setting sun, and suffer, but don't mess up your hair.
gongryong
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Korea (South)1430 Posts
February 01 2011 06:48 GMT
#309
One thing about humans is that you never really know.
I'd like to think there is innate goodness to all men, but experience tells me otherwise.
In fact, the crazier the confessions become, the more true they are i guess.

ecce homo.
JAEDONG ÜBERBONJWA!
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-01 06:57:49
February 01 2011 06:57 GMT
#310
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If there was a button that would instantly and painlessly kill all life on earth (and destroy the earth in the process), I like to think I would be able to push it. I think it would be for the best of humanity (and all living things) as a whole, we are all flawed evolutions and I believe the net suffering and injustice is far greater than the net non-suffering in the world.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27172 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-01 07:00:59
February 01 2011 06:58 GMT
#311
-_-

Pretty tasteless stuff. Not really suitable for this website. Take it to CJ if you must let the world know how screwed up you are.
ModeratorGodfather
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25997 Posts
February 01 2011 16:14 GMT
#312
Do not remake this thread. This is the second time someone's made it and it always turns into people bragging about the shitty things they've done.
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