The "Dark Side" Thread - Page 15

I used to pull the hind legs off of grasshoppers and throw them into ant piles.

As an angsty misanthropic teen, there were a few darker periods when growing up. I had some new friends which were similar to me in many respects, and hadn't discovered drugs yet. We'd walk around at night, sometimes drunk, sometimes not, looking to vandalize stuff. We would destroy bus stations by chucking rocks at them - each time looking at the heavier glass, reenforced frames of the repaired station as a challenge. Other acts of vandalism include arson, destroyed water mains, etc.

I usually don't insult people, but I know how to make it hurt - I have a talent for finding the softest spot and then tearing right through it. I had a friend in elementary school, and after a couple of years of living in the US, I returned to Israel, and we studied in the same school. We had some of the same friends at the time, and I took special pleasure in hurting him in front of them. I know he'd be utterly devastated, being humiliated like that in front of his friends. He'd cry at night, stuff like that. After a long time of the said abuse, his mom contacted my mom when she found out. Next day, the last day of insults, I told everyone about the fact that he went crying to his mother.

... he had issues for years. I was a main contributor to his misery. I still feel guilty as hell.

After discovering drugs, I had times that were a haze of chemicals, booze and whatever I could eat, drink, or smoke. Like many people from Israel, my friends and I were frequenters of the many outdoor raves. These parties are 10-18 hour things, people bring tents and stuff... for all intents and purposes, these are mini-festivals. We'd get wasted and dance like crazy for hours, party hard, etc. A friend once brought his girlfriend, a total newbie to the rave scene. We were naturally high, so I got his girlfriend equally high. When he was outside, puking his guts in the far reaches of the party, about a 20 minute walk from the tent we had set up, abusing the fact we look alike, I slept with her. She was sure she slept with him, but was high out of her mind.

... They are now married, and do not know that happened.

Seriously, this will never, EVER, be recorded in writing. And possibly never told. Ever.

Stole a yugioh card i wanted from a friends deck when we did the "shuffle each other's deck" thing.

Friend gave me some girl's MSN. She turned out to only whine all day, so after a month of that i just blocked her and deleted her. Didn't tell her why or anything.

When I was younger I'd put tomatoes in my pocket when I go to the market with my mother.
Always got away with it. My only regret is that I should have chosen apples instead.

I stole a pack of gum when I was 9 years old.

While i was in a stop sign, I saw a homeless man begging for money. I pulled down the window and took out my hand with a 5$ bill.The homeless man noticed me and went running towards my car.
Green Light came on, I drove away. When i glimpse at the rearview mirror i saw a man dissapointed.

I masturbated to a sc2 stream once. It was a zerg stream at least

some fat kid was cheating in 4 square and skipping line so I beat his ass

On the school computers, everyone had their own account but all the access was public. So I abused this and changed the words in a lot of peoples drafts so that they were offensive to anyone that read it.

In 7th grade English we had the creepiest teacher and she would do weird shit. For example if you did something bad she would put her hand on the back of your neck. She was old (~70) as hell and the hand was really cold, like a zombie. Another time she randomly flashed us with some picture that I can only assume was her breasts, she was really weird as I said. Anyways one day she stepped out of the classroom to deal with some kid outside. While she was out, I got up and stole her key ring and put it underneath her podium (there was a small dark opening which I doubt she would ever check). Everyone in the class seemed ok with it so no one told on me. When she realized it was missing, she began freaking out searching everybody for it. When the bell rang for next class, she was in tears but at this point it was way too far to turn back so I just "cool faced" and got out of there. I'm not sure what happened to her, but we only had substitute teachers from the rest of the semester. I asked about it and they told us she went on "vacation".

Stealing a bike and spraycolouring it

Setting meatspin as the home page for every public computer in my school

Mixing half a litre of my urine and half a litre of voda in a 1L vodka bottle and selling it to this drunk guy as "lemon" vodka. He drank from it afterwards, unaware of anything. He never found out, LOL

I visited my friend when I was 7. He had a dwarf hampster... When my friend left the room, I took the hampster and threw it against the roof several times. The hampster died 2 days afterwards.
I don't know what was wrong with me.... I had a fucked up childhood and I'm going to hell for this... Sorry.

When my friends want to get even with their exes, they come to me and and we plot schemes toghether to make them feel bad. funny stuff if all the pieces fall into place

by J. Conrad, a very good read. I would reccomend it

In my last relationship I screwed my girlfriend around in almost every conceavable way( short of hitting her). She got real depressed and one time got this weird manic nose-bleeding condition. Don`t feel too bad for her; she broke up with me after I cheated on her for the 3rd time

In Highschool, I would go to the computer lab in the library, open up CMD, and /format c:. On all of them. Did it a few times until the permanently stationed a teacher there. When this happened, I'd open up the CD/DVD Drive and rip it out, things flying everywhere. She was basically deaf. xD