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Kao_Toss
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada15 Posts
January 25 2011 23:45 GMT
#21
When I was like 8yo I was at my friend's birthday party. His older brother was kind of intimidating and I was getting tired of his bullying. We were playing Mario Kart 64 and I erased every single bit of data that was saved on the game xD
when they realised what I had just done, they kicked me out of the party...
I'm a force-a-nature! - Scout
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
January 25 2011 23:45 GMT
#22
On January 26 2011 08:08 news wrote:
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when I was a kid my father accidentally dug out some baby moles. He put them in a box and gave them to me. Once he walked out I tried to feed them to my dog, who wasn't willing to have any. I dipped those babies in butter and watched my dog awkwardly swallow them one by one

sorry

holy motherfucking shit o-o;;;; I'd nominate this as the darkest in the thread so far

I should post some after my class lol
Writerptrk
ToxNub
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada805 Posts
January 25 2011 23:51 GMT
#23
I raped a girl once.

Fucked up, I know. We were wasted and clothes came off and she passed out, and I didn't stop. We dated afterwards for a few months too, and she asked me if I finished and I said yeah, but I still feel really weird about it.
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
January 25 2011 23:58 GMT
#24
I can see this thread getting closed soon.
This kind of thing works on 4chan where you are anonymous, on TL not so much imo.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
January 26 2011 00:02 GMT
#25
On January 26 2011 08:51 ToxNub wrote:
I raped a girl once.

Fucked up, I know. We were wasted and clothes came off and she passed out, and I didn't stop. We dated afterwards for a few months too, and she asked me if I finished and I said yeah, but I still feel really weird about it.


Does that actually qualify as rape?
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
January 26 2011 00:06 GMT
#26
probably not, but he'd like it to
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
January 26 2011 00:08 GMT
#27
o.O if my thread was the 'lawful good thread', this is surely the chaotic evil one!!!
Vei
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2845 Posts
January 26 2011 00:09 GMT
#28
On January 26 2011 08:08 news wrote:
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when I was a kid my father accidentally dug out some baby moles. He put them in a box and gave them to me. Once he walked out I tried to feed them to my dog, who wasn't willing to have any. I dipped those babies in butter and watched my dog awkwardly swallow them one by one

sorry

jesus i lol'd but what the fuck
is this real?
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ToxNub
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada805 Posts
January 26 2011 00:14 GMT
#29
On January 26 2011 09:02 travis wrote:
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On January 26 2011 08:51 ToxNub wrote:
I raped a girl once.

Fucked up, I know. We were wasted and clothes came off and she passed out, and I didn't stop. We dated afterwards for a few months too, and she asked me if I finished and I said yeah, but I still feel really weird about it.


Does that actually qualify as rape?


Yes. It does. Consent ends the moment she is unable to continue giving it. There is some legal debate regarding obtaining consent to fuck a sleeping person, but I didn't even have that.

I wasn't charged, but I am surprised considering our nasty breakup.
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
January 26 2011 00:18 GMT
#30
On January 26 2011 09:02 travis wrote:
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On January 26 2011 08:51 ToxNub wrote:
I raped a girl once.

Fucked up, I know. We were wasted and clothes came off and she passed out, and I didn't stop. We dated afterwards for a few months too, and she asked me if I finished and I said yeah, but I still feel really weird about it.


Does that actually qualify as rape?


I'd say no it doesn't, but I'd put that firmly in the 'not cool, man' category.

To that guy who killed his neighbours cat; you fucking killed a guys cat?! Anyone who harms my cat is a dead man, for serious.

I guess I'll contribute;
Darkish
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I got involved with a girl from work who has now a) relapsed into fairly severe depression and b) has made it pretty clear she's no longer interested in a relationship and just wants to fuck. Even though I can see clearly that's a bad idea and would feel like I was taking advantage of her, and I care about her wellbeing and want to continue to be her friend, I can't help wanting to do it really badly. Still fighting the good fight and doing what I think is the right thing but fucking hell it's been too long and it's hard to turn down sex with a beautiful girl even if she is fucked up right now.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
January 26 2011 00:21 GMT
#31
The worst thing I did was a long time ago, 4th grade.

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I pantsed a retarded kid and made him cry in front of the whole class.

Pretty mean but not that bad I guess.
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2575 Posts
January 26 2011 00:26 GMT
#32
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I got really drunk and picked my cat up and brought him to the bathroom, there I pissed on him while laughing my ass off. He fucked me up pretty good.
Wishing you well.
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
January 26 2011 00:33 GMT
#33
Some of you people are disgusting ಠ_ಠ
Force staff is the best item in the game.
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-26 00:37:54
January 26 2011 00:35 GMT
#34
My first mistake was to read the one line confessions thread.

Last Halloween I was out clubbing, etc. and was as drunk as I've ever been. The kind that comes from steady drinking over several hours. Remembering the confession thread, I thought it would be pretty funny if I as I was walking through the crowded club the back of my hand 'accidentally' touched some girls' backsides. I did this about twice.

As soon as I sobered up, I remembered that this was incredibly juvenile and never to do anything you read on the internet. I still blush a little thinking about it.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
January 26 2011 00:35 GMT
#35
On January 26 2011 09:26 Kyhol wrote:
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I got really drunk and picked my cat up and brought him to the bathroom, there I pissed on him while laughing my ass off. He fucked me up pretty good.

I no how dark this is but for some reason i can not stop laughing. That is both the stupidest and strangest thing i have ever heard? did he stratch your "pipeline" up lol?
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
SiDX
Profile Joined July 2009
New Zealand1975 Posts
January 26 2011 00:37 GMT
#36
That baby mole story is seriously fucked up I don't understand how that idea gets into your head in such a young age.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
January 26 2011 00:38 GMT
#37
breaking a guys jaw after he was already down. he beat up on this chick i liked though. hero points~
Nak Allstar.
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2575 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-26 00:49:29
January 26 2011 00:38 GMT
#38
On January 26 2011 09:35 TheKing. wrote:
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On January 26 2011 09:26 Kyhol wrote:
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I got really drunk and picked my cat up and brought him to the bathroom, there I pissed on him while laughing my ass off. He fucked me up pretty good.

I no how dark this is but for some reason i can not stop laughing. That is both the stupidest and strangest thing i have ever heard? did he stratch your "pipeline" up lol?

nah, I held him to the left a bit so he couldn't do that. He scratched my leg up pretty good, blood stain on my pants the next morning. I apparently really needed to finish pissing on him before i put him down.

I have over 1000 dark stories. I'm a fucking bastard.
this ones not funny
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It was about 4:00 am and I was on a walking trail next to a lake. I was sitting inside of a lakehouse smoking hash with a few friends when I saw a friend walking up the trail. I knew that he was coming, i was about 5 minutes ahead of him, so I got up and said "watch this guys" and ran at him as fast as I could and screamed something at him as if I was going to hurt him bad. Half way through my sprint he started running at me, so I slowed down a bit. He comes up about arms length and throws a flying knee and hits me in the chest and starts swinging at me wildly, so I lent back and punched him so hard he fell to his knees. The I kicked him in the face. When he got up I kneed him in the ribs until my friends took me off of him. He broke my nose and I broke his ribs haha. And I'd fucking do it again!
Wishing you well.
Slakter
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden1947 Posts
January 26 2011 00:44 GMT
#39
The darkest thing ive done is:
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Wanted to kill all the animal-abusers in this thread.
Protoss, can't live with em', can't kill em'.
elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
January 26 2011 00:47 GMT
#40
On January 26 2011 09:21 travis wrote:
The worst thing I did was a long time ago, 4th grade.

+ Show Spoiler +

I pantsed a retarded kid and made him cry in front of the whole class.

Pretty mean but not that bad I guess.

LOL travis, wow I will never look at you the same way again!
d=(^_^)z
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